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Mr. Mao Zijie Mao, who lives in Shanghai, once again woke up with a splitting headache to the sound of radio gymnastics music.

He took out his mobile phone from under his pillow and found that it was only twenty past five in the morning, which was very early.However, in the square of the community, the speakers purchased by the square dancing aunts have been turned up to the maximum volume, and they will not stop until they wake up everyone in the community.

Mao Zijie cursed and turned around on the bed, fumbled for earplugs to put on, and stuffed himself under the quilt again.

The earplugs were not as useful as the Taobao buyer said, and adding a quilt was not much better. After No. 18 failed attempts to adjust the direction of the pillow, Mao Zijie had to admit that he would not want to catch up on sleep this morning.

Continuing to make quilts on the bed is just a waste of time, Mao Zijie simply got up, while washing with two dark circles under his eyes, while thinking about today's work.

Mao Zijie is a game original artist.

The name of this job sounds more prestigious, and people who are qualified, capable and willing to make money can make a lot of money, but, but... that must be the premise of having qualifications, ability and willingness to make a lot of money. this result.

Mao Zijie didn't know if he was capable in the industry, but he didn't have much qualifications on the surface.

He just graduated from a third-rate design major in a second-rate university this year, but he was able to work in this well-known game company. Compared with some classmates who have not found a job so far, he is considered extremely lucky.

But as a newcomer in the industry, Mao Zijie couldn't do much work in the company.Although the company has several game projects in progress, Mao Zijie is not even able to design the mobs in Xinshou Village, so he can at most help refine the details of the mobs.

Even so, the design is still handed in and finished. It is impossible to pass the level at one time, and staying up late and working overtime is the norm.

Life is so sad, Mao Zijie feels that his life has reached the bottom.

He never expected that life would hit him in the face not long after, telling him that this is obviously not the bottom, can we go down a little more?

Where should this matter begin?

By the way, it starts from the day before the Mid-Autumn Festival, the fourteenth day of the eighth lunar month.

On that day, the painting style of the whole world suddenly changed.

Without mentioning what a cultivator is, what an anarchist armed terrorist force awakened from ancient times is, or whether the big coffin boards of Marx and Engels cannot be held down, Mao Zijie just wants to know, Did he really, really, really not wake up and travel to another world line? ! ! !

At first Mao Zijie just roared in his heart, not knowing whose shoulders to grab and shake.Later, he discovered that his previous rant was just a foreshadowing, and the focus should be on this sentence——

The tenth set of national radio gymnastics is a self-cultivation method...why do some people believe it! ! !

The reality is that not only do some people believe it, but many people do.

The tenth set of national radio gymnastics was released by the government on the Internet after the press conference of the Star City incident. Because of the subtle timing of the announcement, the huge intensity of promotion, and the strange moves required, even though the official did not give any explanation or explanation , It has also received countless brain supplements from the people.

Brain supplementation is a sharp tool to convince myself, coupled with official requirements, all of a sudden, the whole country, no matter where, no matter what time, no matter men, women, old or young, all began to practice this radio gymnastics.

Of course, Mao Zijie is not the kind of person who lacks imagination and can't imagine, he just thinks in the opposite direction from others.

As a person who believes that the government is inherently evil, Mao Zijie did not believe that the government would so generously release the self-cultivation skills and practice them for everyone without any concealment.

The government directly put the teaching videos on the Internet. Apart from Chinese people, foreigners can also climb over the wall to watch and learn.This approach can be compared to the United States publishing their nuclear bomb launch codes on the Internet, so will this code be true?

Of course it's fake.

Mao Zijie saw it very thoroughly. The official release of the tenth set of radio gymnastics is just to stabilize everyone's emotions. After a while, everyone's emotions have stabilized and they will not go out impulsively to look for immortals. Shi Shiran will come out and say, release The tenth set of radio gymnastics is just for everyone to exercise more. Recently, the physical fitness of our citizens plplplplpl...

Routines are routines.

The problem is that now everyone has gone crazy because of cultivation, and no one is willing to listen to Mao Zijie's persuasion.

No matter going to work, after work, eating in a restaurant, or chatting with colleagues, the topics all revolved around the world of comprehension that appeared in the live broadcast that day, the comprehensionists of the anti-government armed terrorist forces, and the tenth radio gymnastics. Therefore, it was greatly affected, and the decline was enough to cause a heart attack, and no one paid attention.

Mao Zijie, the only one who pays attention to this point, feels bitter, thinking that the company is about to go bankrupt, and this is the bottom of his life.

And today, it is still a day of no improvement in the lowest part of life.

After washing up, he went out for morning exercises and jogged through the square of the community.

The community square was already crowded with people, but it wasn't just old ladies and uncles.There are people of all ages. Mao Zijie even saw a little doll who hadn't entered kindergarten, dancing happily with his parents.

There is a big screen in front of the square, which was proposed by the radio gymnastics leader of their community some time ago—similar to the square dance leader—and the people in the community raised funds to buy it.At this moment, a video is playing on the big screen, which is the official teaching video released on the Internet.

The protagonist of the teaching video is capable in action, obviously a male from the military, who was picked up on the Internet as a soldier of a certain engineering brigade of a certain army, with ordinary background, his parents are from rural areas, not any kind of second generation.

This further proves that the tenth set of radio gymnastics is a conspiracy. Otherwise, with such a good opportunity to bluff your face, why don't some second generations come out to make meritorious deeds?

Mao Zijie watched them bow down coldly, and trot away on his own.

After morning exercise, he took a shower, and after breakfast, he squeezed the bus to work.

This bus will pass by a middle school, but there are no middle school students wearing school uniforms on the bus at the moment.

Because most middle schools have already finished their morning self-study at this time, if middle school students only get on the bus at this time, they will either oversleep or plan to play truant.

Looking back on his youth, Mao Zijie feels that the current students are also working hard.Let’s not talk about starting self-study so early, and can’t go to the cafeteria to have breakfast immediately after self-study.

Because, yes, that's right, they have morning exercises before they hit breakfast.

Do the tenth set of national radio gymnastics.

The melodious music of the tenth set of radio gymnastics floated from the car window. Mao Zijie stretched out his hand angrily, passed the passengers beside him, and closed the car window with a snap.

The passenger next to him was a very cute girl, exactly the kind of appearance that made Mao Zijie very excited.

When Mao Zijie saw her looking at him, he immediately wanted to tell her his views on the latest current events and the tenth set of radio gymnastics, but unexpectedly, the girl gave him a glare and forcefully opened the car window again.

"Crazy." The girl scolded.

Mao Zijie seemed to be petrified, all the way to the company in a trance.

After arriving at the company and starting work, the matter of the tenth set of radio gymnastics can be temporarily suppressed from my mind.Mao Zijie was busy until his lunch break, and he didn't have time to open Weibo to relax until the takeaway was delivered.

It's just that the recent Weibo is not a good place to relax.

After the fourteenth day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar, Weibo has become a battlefield where no gunpowder can be seen. Pink, Baqian, Gongzhi, Nissei... people from all walks of life took turns to take the stage.

Yesterday, it was said that there was a handsome Onmyoji brother in Japan. Today, it was said that Officer Yan who appeared in the live broadcast that day or someone who has not been identified so far is more suitable to be a master. As for tomorrow?There are will-o’-the-wisps and wandering figures in many cemeteries in Europe at night, the United States announced the establishment of a superpower team to defend the country, and South Korea announced the cultivation of their country’s traditional culture... These news must be fought hard, otherwise they will not even be ranked in the top searches.

Fortunately, these are not the focus of Mao Zijie's Weibo.

His recent focus on Weibo is to use the truth to wake up the deceived public with like-minded partners from all over the world.

These relatively sober people have united into a large-scale organization, in which Mao Zijie undertakes a relatively critical task.

As a big V, speak on behalf of the organization.

Yes, Mao Zijie is a big V on Weibo.

He is a painter, a well-known fan artist with millions of fans, if he is not willing to accept manuscripts... Maybe he wouldn't have to suffer as a new original painter.

There was no way, after all, the above words could not fully reveal Mao Zijie's identity.If it is necessary to express it accurately and in detail, then this sentence can only be used to describe him——

Every picture published by a person is driving a car, the smell of meat is overflowing and the water is overflowing, and all kinds of poses can be done. Unfortunately, there are always subtle OOCs, so that there are as many fans as black and white... The same person has a lot of yellow pictures.

When drawing the first BL pornographic picture, Mao Zijie just vented his emotions by accident.

Later, he found that this trick was very useful for calming down, so he painted it tirelessly.

It's just that he doesn't mix circles, and he doesn't read the original works. He usually draws pictures in niche fan forums, picks a CP from the popular list, and clicks in to learn about the characters' looks.A few days later, a yellow picture was published, the pressure was vented, and he walked away, hiding his merit and fame.

At most, the petite characters are drawn big and thick, and the vicious ones are weak and white... It's good to have food to eat, so choose what you want!

As a big V with millions of fans, Mao Zijie has a lot of courage and often participates in tearing.Speaking on behalf of the sober masses, it's just a trivial matter!

Sure enough, as soon as he went online at noon, he received countless alerts and messages.Therefore, according to the usual practice, Mao Zijie first picked a few people who scolded him to scold him back, and then picked a few to report, and then forwarded the long speeches of his comrades in various ways, and published a few articles himself.

The style of the fans below is like this.

"Ah, it's started again."

"Did Mao Dada draw a pornographic picture today? No."

"Come back quickly and take a look at the Huangtu career you love!"

"Stupid."

"moron."

"You can't wake up a person who doesn't want to wake up, and you can't stop the imagination of a person who lives in his own world."

Old fans and new blacks used to fight together, and Mao Zijie went to see their comrades' penguin colony again.

The penguins were gloomy, and everyone was telling bad news.

"Lao Liu's Weibo account has been blocked."

"My colleague is a comrade from another group. He didn't go home after work yesterday. It is said that he has been taken away by the police."

"Qiandu deleted the content I posted."

"Quiet for a month, comrades wish me good luck."

"Did those idiots think of this? There is no meat in the matter of cultivation, and we ordinary people still want to drink soup?"

The more Mao Zijie looked at it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't help posting another Weibo.

[Maogoudai V: I swear here today, if this Lao Shizi radio gymnastics can really make people practice, I will live broadcast and eat digital tablets! 】

Just after sending this one, a bell rang.

The team leader of their group came out of the office and greeted, "Have you all finished your meal? Today's lunch practice is about to start, can't you wait?"

Mao Zijie immediately turned bitter.

In response to the national policy, their company launched the afternoon practice of learning the tenth set of radio gymnastics.Mao Zijie had to do the tenth set of radio gymnastics with others at noon, and he practiced so much that he wanted to die every day.

It was the same today. The employees on their floor gathered in the foyer and stood densely in several rows. The manager was in front as the team leader, and the general manager was on the sidelines.

They didn't buy a big screen, but a projection cloth was arranged in front of the foyer.At this time every day, someone puts down the projection cloth and turns on the projector.Then, the soldier who appeared in front of the square dancing aunt that morning also appeared in front of Mao Zijie again.

Mao Zijie sighed heavily, stood in the line, followed the crowd, and made moves.

One, two, three, four, step forward on the beat, and slap your hands on a specific position on your body, okay, two, two, three, four, step back this time, and continue to slap your hands on a specific position.

……

There are not many movements in the entire tenth set of radio gymnastics, but after doing it once from the beginning to the end, you must repeat it twice, and you can rest after doing it three times.

It was okay before, but for some reason recently, every time the third time, some parts of Mao Zijie's body would be painful and itchy.

He suspected that the country was in a hurry to release radio gymnastics, and the movements were not designed by professionals. In addition, he was prone to diseases such as frozen shoulder, and he was injured after doing radio gymnastics for a long time.

Mao Zijie made another official note, but every time he mentioned it to his colleagues, they only thought that he wanted to make a breakthrough.

Instead of going online, only in reality, Mao Zijie seems to be the only normal person left in the world.

Mao Zijie felt tired and didn't love him.

It was the third time today, Mao Zijie dillydally followed the others to kneel down, taking the opportunity to rub his sore knee.

Unexpectedly, the general manager walked behind him quietly.

"Xiao Mao, did you lower your waist like this?"

The general manager said quietly.

Mao Zijie trembled when he heard the sound, and was about to stand up when the general manager put his hand on his back and pressed down hard.

click - click -

Mao Zijie seemed to hear a loud moan from his waist.

At the same time, a scalding hot stream flowed out from his lower abdomen, rising slowly towards his brain, as if soaking his soul in a hot spring.

Mao Zijie took a deep breath, straightened his waist, and stood up.

Nothing happened to his waist, and his sore joints healed without any medicine. Mao Zijie clenched his fists, feeling that his body was filled with inexhaustible strength.

The people around opened their mouths wide and looked at him in disbelief.

Mao Zijie also opened his mouth wide, looking at himself in their eyes in disbelief.

1 minute later, Longzhou computer room.

Wandering around on Weibo during the lunch break with the left hand, suddenly slapped his thigh and laughed.

Ying Bo, the bird above her head, leaned over to take a look, and found that she was laughing at a Weibo post.

[Maogou belt V: Well, can I make a customized chocolate digital tablet? 】