Global Cultivation [Live]
Chapter 43
The corner of Yan Zhe's mouth twitched.
Ying Bo's words had too many flaws, and he didn't know where to start.
In the end, he simply ignored the name of Vocational Technical College, which reminds people of Lan X, Xin X Fang, and many buzzwords and advertisements, and asked, "Why must it be called Guanghan?"
Ying Bo: "Didn't you mention it first?"
Yan Zhe: "I mentioned it because you said it!"
Yan Zhe felt that he was about to become a popular character in Tucao comics. In order to avoid being possessed by the new ghost, he changed the topic to a more practical aspect.
"It's not that I want to hit you, but you don't even have the qualifications to run a school?" Yan Zhe said, "To do this kind of thing, there are requirements for legal person assets, education, and personnel, not to mention the venue... Whether it is Whether to rent or buy, you must prepare before submitting the application, Ying Xiaobo, how much money do you have now? Are you going to mortgage the house left by your aunt to the bank?"
"It's just a loan, don't make it seem like I've sold my mother's house," Ying Bo waved his hand, "As for personal assets, I have 20 in the car right now."
Yan Zhe blinked suspiciously.
A few seconds later, he remembered the little black box that Ying Bo brought into the car.
When he set off for Zhucheng, this person hadn't brought this box with him, so Ying Bo probably brought it back from Zhucheng.
"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Yan Zhe broke down a bit, "The car is unlocked, Ying Xiaobo!"
The car keys had already been removed by Ying Bo. If he locked the car, Yan Zhe would be locked in the car and unable to get out.But after Yan Zhe came out, he didn't lock the car, so 20 cash was thrown in the car without any precautions. If any pickpocket just came to take a look, he might steal the money.
Yan Zhe might have a heart attack just thinking about it, so he quickly grabbed the keys and locked the car.
While locking him, he complained.
"What era is this and cash transactions, please see Feng Shui Dong's family can't transfer money?"
"30 is a transfer," Ying Bo said, "This 20 is the cash I specifically requested."
Yan Zhe felt bad when he heard that he specifically asked for cash. Sure enough, Ying Bo said: "If you want to lose your school qualifications, 20 may not be enough."
Yan Zhe: "..."
Talking about bribery openly, he, a policeman, is really dead in Ying Bo's eyes.
"Okay, making money is fine for you, but it's better not to go out to cheat... I mean activities, if you lack money, you can also mortgage my house." Yan Zhe said, "What is the second one? By the way, what are you going to do with your degree?"
Ying Bo said, "I have a degree."
Yan Zhe had a headache: "Fake academic qualifications are not acceptable."
"Who told you it was fake?" Ying Bo said, "I think about it, I should have a degree certificate, a master's certificate, and a doctoral certificate at home. Although I am not the one who does the experiments and projects in class, I have passed the exams and papers myself. There are also some obtained through distance education... Well, most of the certificates fall on fake identities. My real identity seems to be only a law degree from Zhongshui University, a master's degree in history from Beijing University? Or a foreign pheasant university? Degree certificate?"
Thinking about it carefully, Ying Bo is not too sure, he added: "Go back and look through it."
This time Yan Zhe was really surprised.
As far as he knew, before his brother got sick, he ran outside all year round and had no time to study at all. How could he have passed the exams and papers by himself?
After a few seconds he realized what he had overlooked.
Ying Bo was originally a graduate of the school. History is related to antiques. It is impossible not to learn it. I am afraid that law is learned to take advantage of loopholes, but it is not easy to learn to pass the exam.
Yan Zhe suddenly remembered that he had turned over the lawyer's certificate when he was tidying up Ying's household clutter, wouldn't his brother have gone to pass the bar exam?
Seems quite possible.
Yan Zhe, who had only passed the civil service exam twice, waved his hand weakly, and said, "Okay, the only thing left is the venue. There are two islands in Longzhou. I remember that although one island is uninhabited, the other island is inhabited." .If you can’t get the development qualification, you can’t let others move out and repair the house.”
"This is the last thing to worry about." Ying Bo said.
Now that he has said so, why is Yan Zhe worried.
The two turned around and went back to the car to go home, but it was past midnight.
The street was deserted, and occasionally a car would pass by. Ying Bo absently reversed the car back to the roadway, looking past the steering wheel, wondering where it landed.
Hope Major Hao was safe until he passed on his willingness to cooperate, he thought.
Otherwise, contracting Longzhou would have to make several detours.
-
At the same time, Zhucheng and the countryside.
The bright moon hangs high, the undulating hills are covered by dark forests, the croaking of insects and frogs can be heard endlessly in the forest, and the water snakes silently press down on the grass. This is an ordinary and peaceful night.
In such calm, Major Hao, Black Rabbit Demon, and Sun Pengxing, who were surrounded by a group of mosquitoes, nestled together behind a bush.
They are following Gu Xiu Yanyan.
The black rabbit demon heard that this group of humans was going to catch the murderer behind her stealing things on the mountain, so he decided to follow up and kill the murderer, and then carry the food reserves back to the nest.Sun Pengxing had nothing to do, although he didn't want to hang out with the people of the country—all those who hang out with the country are supporting roles, Sun Zhinan said—but for the sake of the black rabbit demon, he also followed Hao Xi.
Other ordinary team members stayed far away for safety reasons, and there were only two people and a rabbit behind the bushes.
At a place 200 meters away from them, Gu Xiuyan was standing under a big tree, operating a new mobile phone impatiently.
Many modern middle-aged and elderly people who were born decades earlier than smartphones do not understand how to use them, and it is even more impossible for Yan Yan, who was born earlier, to figure it out in a short time.If it wasn't for the lack of cultivation and not being able to waste real energy, Yanyan really wanted to burn this "hand chicken" with a torch, and then fly a sword to send a letter to contact his elder brother.
It's a pity that, let alone real qi, he doesn't even have a flying sword.
Yan Yan could only continue to use this weird little cube invented by mortals aggrievedly. After 10 minutes, he finally found the right WeChat app, found his elder brother's name, and opened the video call.
The two-meter-tall brother played better on his mobile phone, and the call was connected within half a minute.
Yan Yan looked at this small square no bigger than his palm in surprise, and said: "It's so far away, I can really see it!"
The big brother on the opposite side of the video said: "What's so surprising about this, haven't we tried it since we bought it?"
Yan Yan said: "Back then, my eldest brother and I were only separated by a few miles, and ordinary swan geese techniques could also be used to talk, but this time we are separated by thousands of miles, hmph, mortals can still come up with some good things after so many years of doing it. .”
"I feel the same way," the elder brother said, "Everyone is different now, you have to be careful."
"Understood, big brother." Yan Yan said.
The two old antiques talked about the difference between mortals and mortals. After a few minutes, Yanyan remembered his business of beating this "hand chicken".
"Brother! I found the descendant of Taiyin! He turned out to be a man!"
"Male?" The eldest brother was also a little surprised, "Although the emptiness of the body can be cultivated by both the sun and the sun, but a man does not follow the way of the sun, but walks the way of the sun... Could it be that he is an eunuch?"
Yan Yan turned on the phone loudly, and behind the bushes 200 meters away, the two eunuchs and a rabbit who heard this eunuch thought of the eagle they had come into contact with, and they all showed horrible expressions.
Yanyan himself is serious.
He said: "He doesn't take off his trousers, I don't know whether eunuchs are eunuchs, but I know that this descendant of Taiyin must have inherited an ancient talisman. He only has the second level of qi refining, and he already has a talisman."
"What? A talisman?" The elder brother on the other side of the video was also taken aback, "Did you say he wrote it?"
The elder brother's doubts are very reasonable. After all, based on his experience, monks who are new to Taoism usually start to learn to write talismans after reaching the fifth and sixth levels of qi refining.
Before the fifth level, the monks began to come into contact with various heretics, not only talismans, but also formations, Yibu, refining tools, and alchemy. allow.After reaching the fifth level, they will start to try when their cultivation has accumulated to a certain level.
A little cultivator of the second level of qi refining, wrote a magic talisman?
Arabian Nights!
Brother Gu Xiu, who was identified in this way, did not know how far these miscellaneous sects had developed in the cultivation world outside the Zhongzhou Great World.
Most of the ancient monks were specialized in one discipline, and there was no one other than geniuses who could focus on two disciplines and still achieve results.The reason for this situation is the same as the reason why you can only try miscellaneous doors after practicing Qi at the fifth level——
The ancient monks, whether it was writing talismans or alchemy and fortune-telling, had a high success rate...
extremely low.
Even if a monk who is below the fifth level of qi refining has exhausted his whole body of qi, he may not be able to succeed once.
Ancient miscellaneous sects are to monks what card games are to Africans.
It is still impossible to create miracles with a single draw, and it takes ten years of accumulation to succeed in a card draw game once.
After the emergence of the morning and evening network, masters of miscellaneous sects can communicate through live broadcasts, and miscellaneous sects and heretics have developed by leaps and bounds. The ancient cultivators don't know this, and they are still struggling with the matter of whether they can write talismans at the second level of qi refining.
"Could it be that the inheritance of the ancient talisman is so precious that a second-level energy refiner can write a spiritual talisman?" The elder brother struggled, "No, it's impossible. It's good luck to write a mortal talisman. A spiritual talisman is absolutely impossible."
"That……"
"The gradual disappearance of spiritual energy began more than 1000 years ago, and the extinction of spiritual energy lasted for 500 years. Generally speaking, it is impossible for the spiritual energy of any spiritual thing to survive the extinction of spiritual energy, but, as you said, the descendants of Taiyin obtained Can you be sure if you have inherited the ancient Talisman Talisman?"
"Other than that, there is no other possibility!" Yan Yan said.
"Yes, that's the one, the inheritance of ancient talismans, ancient times." The eldest brother's eyes were full of reverie, "There were many kinds of secret treasures and secret methods in the prehistoric times, and the inheritance thing came from ancient times. Maybe some secret treasures and secret methods were used to preserve the spiritual talisman."
After guessing, the eldest brother looked serious.
"It would be a waste for such a good inheritance to fall into the hands of the descendants of Taiyin, Yan Yan, you don't have to bother to recruit the descendants of Taiyin now, no matter what means you use, you must get the inheritance."
"Yes! Big brother!" Yan Yan said happily.
"Also, keep the news secret and don't let other people know about it," the elder brother said here and lowered his voice, "Now everyone is gathering in front of the secret realm, fighting fiercely, if they know that you have obtained the ancient talisman inheritance , maybe it will..."
"How come?" Yan Yan was surprised, "Aren't we fellow robes?"
The eldest brother shook his head deeply.
His voice became louder again, and he said, "We must keep the news secret, understand?"
"Understood," Yan Yan said, "There are three mice right next to me, so I'll get rid of them right now."
Ying Bo's words had too many flaws, and he didn't know where to start.
In the end, he simply ignored the name of Vocational Technical College, which reminds people of Lan X, Xin X Fang, and many buzzwords and advertisements, and asked, "Why must it be called Guanghan?"
Ying Bo: "Didn't you mention it first?"
Yan Zhe: "I mentioned it because you said it!"
Yan Zhe felt that he was about to become a popular character in Tucao comics. In order to avoid being possessed by the new ghost, he changed the topic to a more practical aspect.
"It's not that I want to hit you, but you don't even have the qualifications to run a school?" Yan Zhe said, "To do this kind of thing, there are requirements for legal person assets, education, and personnel, not to mention the venue... Whether it is Whether to rent or buy, you must prepare before submitting the application, Ying Xiaobo, how much money do you have now? Are you going to mortgage the house left by your aunt to the bank?"
"It's just a loan, don't make it seem like I've sold my mother's house," Ying Bo waved his hand, "As for personal assets, I have 20 in the car right now."
Yan Zhe blinked suspiciously.
A few seconds later, he remembered the little black box that Ying Bo brought into the car.
When he set off for Zhucheng, this person hadn't brought this box with him, so Ying Bo probably brought it back from Zhucheng.
"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Yan Zhe broke down a bit, "The car is unlocked, Ying Xiaobo!"
The car keys had already been removed by Ying Bo. If he locked the car, Yan Zhe would be locked in the car and unable to get out.But after Yan Zhe came out, he didn't lock the car, so 20 cash was thrown in the car without any precautions. If any pickpocket just came to take a look, he might steal the money.
Yan Zhe might have a heart attack just thinking about it, so he quickly grabbed the keys and locked the car.
While locking him, he complained.
"What era is this and cash transactions, please see Feng Shui Dong's family can't transfer money?"
"30 is a transfer," Ying Bo said, "This 20 is the cash I specifically requested."
Yan Zhe felt bad when he heard that he specifically asked for cash. Sure enough, Ying Bo said: "If you want to lose your school qualifications, 20 may not be enough."
Yan Zhe: "..."
Talking about bribery openly, he, a policeman, is really dead in Ying Bo's eyes.
"Okay, making money is fine for you, but it's better not to go out to cheat... I mean activities, if you lack money, you can also mortgage my house." Yan Zhe said, "What is the second one? By the way, what are you going to do with your degree?"
Ying Bo said, "I have a degree."
Yan Zhe had a headache: "Fake academic qualifications are not acceptable."
"Who told you it was fake?" Ying Bo said, "I think about it, I should have a degree certificate, a master's certificate, and a doctoral certificate at home. Although I am not the one who does the experiments and projects in class, I have passed the exams and papers myself. There are also some obtained through distance education... Well, most of the certificates fall on fake identities. My real identity seems to be only a law degree from Zhongshui University, a master's degree in history from Beijing University? Or a foreign pheasant university? Degree certificate?"
Thinking about it carefully, Ying Bo is not too sure, he added: "Go back and look through it."
This time Yan Zhe was really surprised.
As far as he knew, before his brother got sick, he ran outside all year round and had no time to study at all. How could he have passed the exams and papers by himself?
After a few seconds he realized what he had overlooked.
Ying Bo was originally a graduate of the school. History is related to antiques. It is impossible not to learn it. I am afraid that law is learned to take advantage of loopholes, but it is not easy to learn to pass the exam.
Yan Zhe suddenly remembered that he had turned over the lawyer's certificate when he was tidying up Ying's household clutter, wouldn't his brother have gone to pass the bar exam?
Seems quite possible.
Yan Zhe, who had only passed the civil service exam twice, waved his hand weakly, and said, "Okay, the only thing left is the venue. There are two islands in Longzhou. I remember that although one island is uninhabited, the other island is inhabited." .If you can’t get the development qualification, you can’t let others move out and repair the house.”
"This is the last thing to worry about." Ying Bo said.
Now that he has said so, why is Yan Zhe worried.
The two turned around and went back to the car to go home, but it was past midnight.
The street was deserted, and occasionally a car would pass by. Ying Bo absently reversed the car back to the roadway, looking past the steering wheel, wondering where it landed.
Hope Major Hao was safe until he passed on his willingness to cooperate, he thought.
Otherwise, contracting Longzhou would have to make several detours.
-
At the same time, Zhucheng and the countryside.
The bright moon hangs high, the undulating hills are covered by dark forests, the croaking of insects and frogs can be heard endlessly in the forest, and the water snakes silently press down on the grass. This is an ordinary and peaceful night.
In such calm, Major Hao, Black Rabbit Demon, and Sun Pengxing, who were surrounded by a group of mosquitoes, nestled together behind a bush.
They are following Gu Xiu Yanyan.
The black rabbit demon heard that this group of humans was going to catch the murderer behind her stealing things on the mountain, so he decided to follow up and kill the murderer, and then carry the food reserves back to the nest.Sun Pengxing had nothing to do, although he didn't want to hang out with the people of the country—all those who hang out with the country are supporting roles, Sun Zhinan said—but for the sake of the black rabbit demon, he also followed Hao Xi.
Other ordinary team members stayed far away for safety reasons, and there were only two people and a rabbit behind the bushes.
At a place 200 meters away from them, Gu Xiuyan was standing under a big tree, operating a new mobile phone impatiently.
Many modern middle-aged and elderly people who were born decades earlier than smartphones do not understand how to use them, and it is even more impossible for Yan Yan, who was born earlier, to figure it out in a short time.If it wasn't for the lack of cultivation and not being able to waste real energy, Yanyan really wanted to burn this "hand chicken" with a torch, and then fly a sword to send a letter to contact his elder brother.
It's a pity that, let alone real qi, he doesn't even have a flying sword.
Yan Yan could only continue to use this weird little cube invented by mortals aggrievedly. After 10 minutes, he finally found the right WeChat app, found his elder brother's name, and opened the video call.
The two-meter-tall brother played better on his mobile phone, and the call was connected within half a minute.
Yan Yan looked at this small square no bigger than his palm in surprise, and said: "It's so far away, I can really see it!"
The big brother on the opposite side of the video said: "What's so surprising about this, haven't we tried it since we bought it?"
Yan Yan said: "Back then, my eldest brother and I were only separated by a few miles, and ordinary swan geese techniques could also be used to talk, but this time we are separated by thousands of miles, hmph, mortals can still come up with some good things after so many years of doing it. .”
"I feel the same way," the elder brother said, "Everyone is different now, you have to be careful."
"Understood, big brother." Yan Yan said.
The two old antiques talked about the difference between mortals and mortals. After a few minutes, Yanyan remembered his business of beating this "hand chicken".
"Brother! I found the descendant of Taiyin! He turned out to be a man!"
"Male?" The eldest brother was also a little surprised, "Although the emptiness of the body can be cultivated by both the sun and the sun, but a man does not follow the way of the sun, but walks the way of the sun... Could it be that he is an eunuch?"
Yan Yan turned on the phone loudly, and behind the bushes 200 meters away, the two eunuchs and a rabbit who heard this eunuch thought of the eagle they had come into contact with, and they all showed horrible expressions.
Yanyan himself is serious.
He said: "He doesn't take off his trousers, I don't know whether eunuchs are eunuchs, but I know that this descendant of Taiyin must have inherited an ancient talisman. He only has the second level of qi refining, and he already has a talisman."
"What? A talisman?" The elder brother on the other side of the video was also taken aback, "Did you say he wrote it?"
The elder brother's doubts are very reasonable. After all, based on his experience, monks who are new to Taoism usually start to learn to write talismans after reaching the fifth and sixth levels of qi refining.
Before the fifth level, the monks began to come into contact with various heretics, not only talismans, but also formations, Yibu, refining tools, and alchemy. allow.After reaching the fifth level, they will start to try when their cultivation has accumulated to a certain level.
A little cultivator of the second level of qi refining, wrote a magic talisman?
Arabian Nights!
Brother Gu Xiu, who was identified in this way, did not know how far these miscellaneous sects had developed in the cultivation world outside the Zhongzhou Great World.
Most of the ancient monks were specialized in one discipline, and there was no one other than geniuses who could focus on two disciplines and still achieve results.The reason for this situation is the same as the reason why you can only try miscellaneous doors after practicing Qi at the fifth level——
The ancient monks, whether it was writing talismans or alchemy and fortune-telling, had a high success rate...
extremely low.
Even if a monk who is below the fifth level of qi refining has exhausted his whole body of qi, he may not be able to succeed once.
Ancient miscellaneous sects are to monks what card games are to Africans.
It is still impossible to create miracles with a single draw, and it takes ten years of accumulation to succeed in a card draw game once.
After the emergence of the morning and evening network, masters of miscellaneous sects can communicate through live broadcasts, and miscellaneous sects and heretics have developed by leaps and bounds. The ancient cultivators don't know this, and they are still struggling with the matter of whether they can write talismans at the second level of qi refining.
"Could it be that the inheritance of the ancient talisman is so precious that a second-level energy refiner can write a spiritual talisman?" The elder brother struggled, "No, it's impossible. It's good luck to write a mortal talisman. A spiritual talisman is absolutely impossible."
"That……"
"The gradual disappearance of spiritual energy began more than 1000 years ago, and the extinction of spiritual energy lasted for 500 years. Generally speaking, it is impossible for the spiritual energy of any spiritual thing to survive the extinction of spiritual energy, but, as you said, the descendants of Taiyin obtained Can you be sure if you have inherited the ancient Talisman Talisman?"
"Other than that, there is no other possibility!" Yan Yan said.
"Yes, that's the one, the inheritance of ancient talismans, ancient times." The eldest brother's eyes were full of reverie, "There were many kinds of secret treasures and secret methods in the prehistoric times, and the inheritance thing came from ancient times. Maybe some secret treasures and secret methods were used to preserve the spiritual talisman."
After guessing, the eldest brother looked serious.
"It would be a waste for such a good inheritance to fall into the hands of the descendants of Taiyin, Yan Yan, you don't have to bother to recruit the descendants of Taiyin now, no matter what means you use, you must get the inheritance."
"Yes! Big brother!" Yan Yan said happily.
"Also, keep the news secret and don't let other people know about it," the elder brother said here and lowered his voice, "Now everyone is gathering in front of the secret realm, fighting fiercely, if they know that you have obtained the ancient talisman inheritance , maybe it will..."
"How come?" Yan Yan was surprised, "Aren't we fellow robes?"
The eldest brother shook his head deeply.
His voice became louder again, and he said, "We must keep the news secret, understand?"
"Understood," Yan Yan said, "There are three mice right next to me, so I'll get rid of them right now."
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