Global Cultivation [Live]

#名字男男色painter bet on the live broadcast, accidentally revealing that the real gender is male#

This news overwhelmed many cemeteries in Europe with will-o’-the-wisps and wandering figures at night, the United States announced the establishment of a superpower team to defend the country, and South Korea stated that it would apply for the intangible cultural heritage of its own traditional culture. The news is very hot on the impetuous Internet. for a while.When the heat of the news gradually subsided, and a certain big V was no longer mentioned by netizens after dinner, the weather in eastern Asia gradually turned cold.

Passers-by on the street no longer only wear short-sleeved clothes, but various styles of thin coats are draped over their bodies.

But today's weather is pretty good, the sky is rare blue, the white clouds are lazy, the sun is very warm, and the wind is soft, so that Dan Harrison, who came to Star City for the first time, was very intoxicated.

He stood by the side of the street, took off his sunglasses, and was about to take a deep breath of exotic air, when he opened his mouth unexpectedly, patter——

A ripe camphor fruit fell from a tall camphor tree planted in the green belt and happened to hit him on the lips.

Dan Harris yelled, bent down, pee, pee, pee, pee, apparently thought he had been hit by bird droppings.

His luck was obviously a little better than he thought. After spitting out the camphor fruit, he didn't taste anything in his mouth. He immediately let go of half of his heart, turned to his girlfriend, and shouted: "Hey! Mengna! You put Where is our water?!"

Dan Harris gets punched mercilessly.

His girlfriend Mona snarled at him like Godzilla: "Dan! Ask a woman to carry your luggage for you! Go to hell!"

Dan Harris shrugged and went to help, pulling the suitcase out of the trunk of the taxi.

Then they put the two big boxes together and stood on the street, staring blankly at the map app opened on their phones.

"Mona, where is the hotel you booked?"

They were not the only foreigners who were at a loss. On the streets of this bustling area of ​​Star City, there were many people with deep eyes and high noses like them standing in twos and threes.The foreigners, like Dan and Mona, wandered about in Chinese-character T-shirts and patchwork accessories—such as a tennis cap with “Bitch!” written on the front, Looking for a way.

This kind of wandering usually only lasted for a short while, and soon, local "professionals" came to provide them with help.

The same is true for Dan and Mengna. They hesitated to find the way according to the map. Not long after, a young man who looked nondescript in a priest’s robe but with no hair tied came up and said in English with a mischievous look: “Hi, sir and madam, I need a tour guide service.” ?"

He is fluent in English, but the fabric of the Taoist robe on his body is very low-quality and cheap. If Dan and Mengna understand Chinese culture better, they will probably understand that this kind of poor quality belongs to the category of photo studio clothing.It's a pity that, as newcomers who just came to China, although Dan and Mengna noticed this, they didn't seem to care.

Because around them, there are too many Chinese people dressed up like this to attract customers.

"Hey! Sir, are you here to find immortals?"

"That's right, that's right, let's practice qigong, qigong."

Similar words echoed in the streets and alleys, and businessmen in various robes ran back and forth.The young man was very happy to successfully snatch the business from Dan and Mengna from many "colleagues". Hearing the name of the hotel they were looking for, he immediately smiled and pointed to it.

"Immortal Hotel! Yes, it's over there!"

That being said, he was referring to an office building across the road.

If you look carefully, you can see that there are colorful signboards of guest houses on many floors of the office building, and the names on these signboards are either "immortal", "immortal", "Xunxian", and there are countless duplicate names. Words are good for doing business.

If it weren't for this, the gringo wouldn't be able to find the hotel.

The young man beckoned to take Dan and Mona to a hotel that was actually just a small hotel, talking nonsense all the way, and introduced Dan and Mona to many attractions worth visiting in Star City.Then he told them to be careful not to go to the Xiangjiang River if they had nothing to do.

In this way, outside the elevator entrance of the office building, the young man estimated that it was almost time for dinner, and said with a smile on his face: "Sir, madam, after the luggage is put in the room, do you need me to take you to a good place to eat? No matter the two Whether you want the authentic flavor of your hometown, or want to taste the characteristics of our Star City, you can satisfy it!"

He said so in his mouth, but he felt in his heart that this single business would definitely be obtained.

I had a good conversation with this foreign man on the road just now, and the dinner later and the series of follow-up activities will almost belong to him.

"Hahahahaha," laughed Dan Harris, "thank you, no need."

"Where is it?" The young man was about to be humble, but suddenly realized something was wrong, "Uh, sir, no need?"

"No," Meng Na also said, "Dan and I have already made a plan, we will adjust our schedule today, and we will go out tomorrow to find... find... find, find immortals!"

She grabbed a handful of money and stuffed it into the young man's hand.

"Here's the tip," she said. "Handsome boy, you're cute, bye."

The words fell, and before the young man could react, the two of them picked up the suitcase and walked into the elevator.

The young man took the money and watched the elevator door close blankly. .

This rejection was too sudden, and he felt that something was wrong, but if he had to say something wrong...

Uh, it's an illusion.

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The "illusion" was corrected in the elevator, and the door closed. "Meng Na", who had been violent before but took good care of her boyfriend, let go of her hand immediately and stopped holding "Dan"'s arm.

The bright smile on the face of "Dan" that Chinese people recognize that Ritter belongs to the United States has also disappeared.He rubbed his nose impatiently, and then glanced at the monitor in the elevator.

A hotel in an office building is a cheap endorsement. The monitoring of this elevator has been broken for a long time, and it has not been repaired until now.

Seeing this, "Dan" breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't bother about "Mengna" letting go.

Anyway, when the elevator opens, the woman will post it herself.

The two of them opened the room with their faces and hearts at odds, and when they got to the room and closed the door, the atmosphere changed immediately.

I saw "Meng Na" casually touching a fist-sized crystal ball out of nowhere. She lightly stroked the surface of the crystal ball, and her gaze fell on an unknown distant place through the transparent crystal.

After maintaining this absent-minded state for a few minutes, her stiff posture suddenly relaxed, and she expressed the result in short words.

"Safety."

"Team C inspected this room yesterday," said Dan nonchalantly, "and it's absolutely clean."

"Idiot!" "Mengna" scolded, "You will die sooner or later without knowing how."

"Dan" retorted a few words angrily, and the two quarreled while packing their luggage.

However, the quarrel did not delay their work efficiency. The suitcase was opened next to the bed, and all the high-tech or mysterious side tools were spread out on the bed.

Among these tools, there are even two real Qi pill guns that China does not currently export.

In this way, the identities of "Dan" and "Mona" are already obvious.

Among the international friends who came to China to seek immortality, countless spies also appeared in this city that was not a first-rate or second-rate city in the past.However, compared with ordinary spies, "Dan" and "Mona" are still somewhat special.

Of the two of them, one is a born witch and the other has recently mastered the ability to change shape.After being recruited by a famous secret organization, he trained and studied at the base for several months.

Now the success rate of their abilities has stabilized, and they belong to the newcomers who have placed great hopes on them.

The few missions successfully completed within their own borders also seem to explain why they are hoped for.So, after the well-known secret organization Yu Xingcheng hit a wall several times, the newcomer kings were sent to China to cooperate with other people to carry out infiltration missions.

Their only problem might be compatibility.

Although the cooperation is not bad, but when we get along with each other in normal times, there will always be bumps and bumps due to different habits.

Mona, since their current pseudonym is this, let's call her Mona.Mengna has always been displeased with Dan's unreliability, and Dan also thinks that Mengna is too strict.But their abilities cooperated well, even if they reported to Shangguan that their personalities did not match, Shangguan still asked them to continue to work together.

The result of continuing to work together is that as long as there are no outsiders, they basically don't speak.

Today's Dan couldn't help but speak to his only companion.

"Meng Na, have you ever done that Chinese exercise?"

"No," Meng Na glared at him, "I will not be tempted by the devil's tricks."

"As if you are not a witch who should be tied to a cross..." Dan complained, and then asked, "There is a group in the bureau that specializes in practicing Chinese gymnastics, do you know what they are capable of?"

Mona didn't speak, but Dan begged again: "Please, Mona, you definitely peeked at it with your crystal ball."

"No special abilities," Meng Na said with a blank expression. "There are a few strange phenomena around me, but after the test, it's just that their physical fitness is better."

"That's what I heard," Dan sighed. "It seems that the two people in the video are definitely not doing Chinese exercises."

"Most yellow-skinned monkeys are nothing bad." Meng Na put down her gun and crossed herself reverently. "All glory to God."

Dan couldn't bear her fanaticism.

But Dan agrees with the previous sentence.

"That's right, this time we have to let the higher-ups see how good we are. Infiltrating to detect intelligence? Next time we must not let them assign such a pediatric task to us!"

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Ten hours later, at 03:30 am.

Dan, whose body became transparent, successfully crossed the blockade and stood proudly on the Sanchaji Bridge.For the last time, he confirmed the signal to Mona who was backing up, climbed up the railing, and jumped.

The small Tingzhou magnified in front of him, getting closer and closer to him.

In less than a second, there was only a strange crash, and Dan felt as if he had passed through a thin membrane.

When he fell to the ground and rolled over to stand up, he was at a loss to realize that the scenery in front of him was wrong.

The lush forest seen on the bridge before is gone, replaced by...

What's up with the taller-than-man slices of kale, lettuce, and radishes? ! !

A rookie agent was doubting his eyes when he suddenly heard the sound of leaves being pushed aside from behind.

He hurriedly turned his head and saw a man dressed as a farmer with a hoe by his feet standing not far away.This person was bending over at the moment, holding a lettuce taller than himself, and seemed to be planning to pull out the lettuce, completely ignoring him.

Dan breathed a sigh of relief.

What, it turned out to be just a farmer.

There seems to be no one else around, um... there is only one black rabbit, don't worry about it.

While the farmer is not paying attention, knock him down in one go, and then torture him for some information.