[Red Mansion] Shhh, I have a Taobao!

"Little Red Flower, why haven't you left yet?"

Jia Yu asked the nagging little red flower helplessly. He is now considered a winner in life. He can give a five-star praise to the after-sales service of the little red flower, but for some reason, the little red flower just relies on it. don't go.

Little Red Flower: Hmph~, for a big family with nearly [-] gold coins in their wallet, this flower will never let it go!

However, as Jia Yu said, he is indeed living a happy life now, there is nothing wrong with him!

Xiaohonghua was caught in a deep entanglement, where did she find a flaw? !

I am proud of my love and career, and I can't help myself, so I can only find another way!Xiaohonghua had a flash of inspiration.

"Child! You and Tu Chen still need a child!"

Grandpa, my son!

We are both men, can we have a fart child?Jia Yu rolled her eyes angrily.

As a result, Xiao Honghua kept nagging in her ears about the admonition that there are three ways to be unfilial, and that no offspring is the greatest admonition...

Our family has no throne to inherit, so why do we want children?Jia Yu's heart is unshakable.

However, Xiao Honghua finally had the upper hand.

Without him, it would be difficult for Jia Yu to give up once the two big mountains of Jia Amnesty and Mrs. Xing were moved out.

"You also have a point."

Jia Yu rubbed her chin, and said seriously, "I heard that the test-tube babies over there by the US Emperor are quite reliable, why don't Tu Chen and I have one together?"

let's go!Little Red Flower was so angry that she wished she could hit Jia Yu on the head with a mallet. Did she lay so much groundwork just to send the gold coins into the pocket of the US Emperor?There's nothing wrong with her little red flower's mind!

Also, as a smart Taobao system, they can’t find anything in the mall, so why not go all the way across the ocean to the United States?Despise my friends!

But sugar-coated shells are still needed, and the words should not be so aggressive, Xiaohonghua said in a persuasive manner: "Darling, I just checked the information, and the test-tube baby technology on the American Emperor's side is just so-so, and there are still certain risks. Compared with the ××× in our mall, it is far behind, the most important thing is, don’t you want to have a soft and cute baby?"

"That's it~" Jia Yu was already fully dressed, and deliberately made a mess, "Let's talk!"

Xiaohonghua: I'm so angry, I still have to endure it for the sake of gold coins...

The reason why Jia Yu didn't make a choice early was nothing more than for Tu Chen. Love is two-way. As for him, although he is usually a little lazy, it is still necessary to give the other party respect.

In terms of children, Jia Yu really didn't have any requirements, so she simply left the choice to Tu Chen.

Jia Yu: This kind of thought-consuming thing is not suitable for me~

Tu Chen put his arms around his lover who was eating melon seeds with one hand, and rubbed the fat boy with the other, and he couldn't stop worrying about the child in his heart.

Logically speaking, he also had three sons, although it was a matter of another time and space, and after digging into the principle of test-tube babies on the Internet, he decisively abandoned this method. Forgive him, he really can’t mention this thing. Get a little interested.

But what Xiaohonghua said can still be tried, Tu Chen made up his mind.

"Two dears, how are you thinking?"

Xiaohonghua pretended to be reserved and asked.

Ask knowingly!Jia Yu leaned on Tu Chen's generous shoulder, squinted her eyes and agreed to Xiao Honghua's suggestion.

"Then how does it work?"

This is very important, Jia Yu thinks it is still necessary to understand the specific operating procedures first.

"My dear, there are many ways to do this, because the two of you just want a baby, and nothing else matters, so I suggest you buy an invincible transformation pill, as long as Pangpang eats it, then you and the emperor will be happy together." I will receive a fried chicken cute baby! It will be permanent! Invincible Transformation Pill, all used ones are good!"

You mean make the fat boy a baby?Both Jia Yu and Tu Chen are inconceivable, but neither of them dislike this plan. After all, Pang Pang has been with them for too long. At home, Jia Yu is the big daddy and Tu Chen is the youngest dad. It's really catchy!

The two of them stared thoughtfully at Fat Boy who was curled up on the sofa and snoring. If Fat Boy can really transform into form, then...

Jia Yu: Pangpang must have fair and tender skin, this is inherited from me!

Tu Chen: Chubby must have a straight nose, this is inherited from me!

Jia Yu: ...

Tu Chen: ...

In the end, Xiaohonghua sold a transformation pill at a high price of [-] gold coins. Both the buyer and the seller are willing to do so!

"When to eat? Of course, you can do it at any time! Of course, it's best to feed it at night, because the transformation pill lasts for ten hours. In this case, you can see the human figure getting fat early tomorrow morning!"

Xiaohonghua gave her advice very considerately. Jia Yutu and Chen and his wife also followed the instructions. Just after eight o'clock in the evening, they soaked the Invincible Transformation Pill in milk and fed it to Pang Pang, and finally let Pang Pang drink. Fatty licked off the remaining milk stains on the small plate!

At first, Jia Yu was still very focused, staring at the fat boy on the bed.

Staring and staring, the fat boy snored a little, turned over twice, and shook his little ears, so cute.

Seeing that his lover had a tendency to like the new and dislike the old, Tu Chen forgot all the activities they had to do every night, grabbed Jia Yu with a big hand, and hugged Jia Yu in his arms.

It's a long night, and there's always something interesting to do.

As for Fat Boy, he still has the habit of moving around. For example, he slept next to Jia Yu at first, but when he woke up, he ran to the middle of the bed, and sometimes moved to Tu Chen’s feet. , and will climb to Jia Yu's chest, very dishonest!

Jia Yu and Tu Chen were woken up by the alarm clock at [-] o'clock sharply. They turned their heads to find that the fat boy was not next to the pillow, and the two lifted the quilt tacitly. As expected, the little thing was sleeping soundly in the middle of the nest. I don't know how it can sleep in such an airtight place?

five ten

five twenty one

five forty

five twenty one

Six o'clock!

Jia Yu and Tu Chen stood by the bed holding hands and watched Fat Boy, for fear of any unexpected situation.

A strange scene appeared!

The soft white light shrouded the cat in the center of the bed, rippling layer by layer, which reminded Jia Yu of the small clouds in the sky, and it must be so exciting to touch.

The couple stared at Fat Boy right away, and after about 2 minutes, the white light gradually dissipated until it disappeared.

Then, a white, fat, naked doll appeared in front of her eyes.

With big round eyes, you can vaguely see the small eyebrows of Yuanshan eyebrows, the high nose bridge exactly like Tu Chen, except for the fleshy arms like lotus roots, Jia Yu found that the fat and fat boy is really nothing like what they expected Two things.

Carefully holding the freshly baked doll and smashing it, Jia Yu smiled reservedly and proudly.

"Tell me, Fatty looks a lot like the two of us. Apart from his whole body, how can he look like a kitten?"

Not to mention, the fact is still true, and Tu Chen also finds it a little strange that his son, Father Xiao, is not a bad thing, the key point is that this cat has no blood relationship with them at all!Maybe this is fate!

"Fate damn it!"

Seemingly knowing what the two of them were thinking, Xiao Honghua immediately jumped out and retorted.

"Both dears, Fatty looks so much like you, how could there be no blood relationship? Congratulations, you have triggered the hidden skill of Transformation Pill!"

What? !What is this operation?

Jia Yu and Tu Chen were too shocked to speak, and continued to listen to Xiao Honghua revealing the truth.

"Originally, Fatty and the two are not related by blood, but the two were too intemperate last night, how much of that stuff did they get on the sheets? The fat boy rubbed a lot! Emmmm, this is equivalent to changing form In the process of concealing the cat's gene, Erbit's gene was added, so, this is a child that completely belongs to Erbit!"

Jia Yu and Tu Chen were fascinated by what they heard. To be honest, Xiao Honghua was a little embarrassed to mention what happened last night just now, but it was a coincidence that Jia Yu hugged the fat boy and smashed it, very affectionate Kiss me, mua~ Whether you are a cat or a human, I will smash you!

The chubby boy who is now called Chubby also sticks out his little tongue and kisses Jia Yu wet, causing Jia Yu's sweetheart to scream.

Tu Chen felt his heart itch, took advantage of Jia Yu's time to look for milk powder, lifted the corner of the blanket, and touched his fat, white and tender dick with his finger, yo, smaller than his index finger...

Although he has become a little baby, Chubby still has a strong sense of territory, struggling hard to escape his little dad's clutches with his small body.

After the milk powder was prepared, Jia Yu ran back to the bedroom like a gust of wind, and put the bottle against her face to test the temperature. Well, it needs to cool down for a while.

He enthusiastically stuffed the nipple into his chubby little mouth, unexpectedly, the bastard tilted his head and sprayed milk, Jia Yu coaxed him to drink, but he refused no matter what.

The novice baby daddy Jia Yu was very anxious. How could this little bastard still be able to toss around so much after he was an adult? He finally figured out what Fatty tastes like.

Jia Yu and Tu Chen looked at the big fat son sucking the milk that smelled like dried fish in the blanket with blank faces.

Difficult to serve!

What's even more frightening is that Pangpang has inherited the character traits he had when he was a cat, such as clinging to Jia Yu and being possessive, which made Tu Chen miserable.

Don't you think it's fine for you to sleep in a cradle with a melon?The chubby boy desperately wanted to sleep with them, and it had to be between them. If Jia Yu and Tu Chen could put their hands on his belly, it would be more satisfying to him.

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Education is what every parent cares about.

Learning is a compulsory course for every child.

After being naughty at home for three years, Jia Yu decided it was time to send him to kindergarten, and Tu Chen agreed with it!

Carrying the little yellow duck schoolbag bought by the big dad, and the snacks that the little dad put in, Pangpang was sent into a house with many toys without knowing anything.

Although Jia Yu was still very sticky, the wooden horse and the slide got the upper hand for a while, and Pang Pang ran away like a gust of wind after waving his hands.

Jia Yu also happily bid farewell to her son. When she left, she thought that she would make good friends in the kindergarten if she was so cute and cute.

Before school ended in the evening, Jia Yu and Tu Chen were called to the kindergarten.

"Parents, please sit down!"

The kindergarten teacher calmed down both parents before bringing Pangpang and another child over.

"The thing is like this. The fat student shared the dried fish in the schoolbag with the student Zhou Cai. Unexpectedly, the fishbone stuck the student Zhou Cai's throat, but it's all right now, but, the fat parent, I I still want to criticize and criticize you, how can children carry such dried fish with them? How unsafe!"

Jia Yu felt something was wrong when he heard it. Pang Pang has always been very protective of his food, so he would share dried fish with others?It's not bad to separate the fishbone out!How could Jia Yu have noticed that Tu Chen made a mistake, this teacher clearly put the blame on his Pangpang!

Classmate Zhou Cai's parents are already looking contemptuous at this moment, what year are they still eating dried fish?Subconsciously ignoring the high-end suits on the two, he classified the fat family as poor people with swollen faces to pretend to be fat.

The reason why Zhou Cai is called this name is because his father made a fortune in building materials, so his brother is called Zhou Jian.

Because the family has a little money, he was influenced by Zhou's father's behavior on weekdays, so he gradually developed the temperament of a little bully.

On the first day of school, Zhou Cai became the boss of the class, and Pang Pang happened to be at the same table as him.

It’s not well-known that Chubby has good teeth. Only Jia Yu and his wife know that their son can eat dried fish with small gums after weaning. God knows how he did it. Perhaps the previous characteristics have been preserved. up.

Before coming to school, taking advantage of his elder father and younger father not paying attention, Pang Pang grabbed a few dried fish and stuffed them into his schoolbag, preparing to wait for Kong Er to grind his teeth.

It's not easy to move around freely anymore, and you can eat snacks, but after taking two bites, Zhou Cai, who was at the same table, interrupted him.

"What did you eat? I want it too!"

Give you a ball!Fatty ignored him at all.

I didn't expect this girl to get started directly. After taking the fat schoolbag, he took out a small dried fish, imitated the fat posture, and took a bite, and then... a tragedy!

This guy was so lucky to get a small dried fish with the most thorns. The child's skin was tender and he couldn't shave the thorns.

Thinking about Zhou Cai's father's potbellied appearance, and his unforgiving mouth, the kindergarten teacher simply picked a soft persimmon and pinned all the responsibility on the fat family.

It's a pity that I missed it, and what I pinched was not a persimmon but a red-hot iron plate.

After knowing the identities of Tu Chen and Jia Yu, Zhou's father directly took off his son's panties and greeted him with a big slap. The poor baby looked at the fat gnawing on the small dried fish with tears in his eyes, and his heart was full of tears. It's also very sad, why won't he get his throat stabbed?

The matter was settled, and Pang Pang still took five small dried fish to school every day, but no more such nonsense that the little friends proposed to share together.

Fatty, who has grown up, is no longer satisfied with just a few flavors of dried fish, he is tired of eating it!

Asking for help is better than asking for oneself, Pangpang has to rely on himself to decide on this new taste, so Pangpang, a top student graduated from the Department of Finance, set up a dried fish factory by himself.

Apple-flavored dried fish, strawberry-flavored dried fish, durian-flavored dried fish, bitter gourd-flavored dried fish, black pepper-flavored dried fish...

With the many flavors of dried fish, Pang Pang successfully entered the × Booth rich list, and married a cute girl who also loves dried fish!