Bamboo horse is frivolous
Chapter 1
"You don't know how handsome Sixth Brother was at that time!" Jiang Pinhui spit on the chair with a kick, and the feeling of being surrounded by a circle of people made his voice so high that it was on the verge of breaking , "Then put it on him, ha! That idiot only showed his head like a prisoner on the guillotine, so I sat on that chair, haha, that kid is like a bastard with a turtle shell on the ground, alive and well." Not coming!"
The onlookers looked at Jiang Pinhui's figure one after another, and they understood how weak that unlucky guy was like holding a hill on his back.
Jiang Pinhui continued: "At this moment, Sixth Brother was squatting in front of him, and he slapped him every word he said, and he slapped that stinky mouth 81 times! In the end, I couldn't get up. I didn't get up today. When you come to school, I think it's probably because you have a pig's face and don't dare to meet people!"
He blushed and breathed more vigorously when he said it, and he was still dancing, like a rooster trying to go to the sky with its teeth and claws, but it was still fat.
Xia Tian, who was far away from the crowd, propped his face, and pushed and licked the popsicle in his mouth. He thought, this fat man is like Lu Tang, and he has no other advancements. Just this bragging skills can be described as rapid progress, and he is still 81 Palm, do you think it is martial arts novels?The hand that can beat Lu Tang is considered useless, right?
But judging by the expressions of the crowd, no one was so brainless as to take what Jiang Pinhui said seriously, that is, to listen to it as a joke in their free time. Watching Jiang Pinhui's performance can be regarded as a relief from the tense learning state.
This fat man, who spoke so exaggeratedly, didn't mention me a word.Xia Tian looked out the window and thought endlessly.
The story Jiang Pinhui told was indeed taken from real life. It happened yesterday afternoon. Lu Tang slapped the villain, that is, a man named Dong Chaofan in the next class. The reason was that Xia Tian had an argument with him and met after school. In the decisive battle in the old warehouse, Xia Tian summoned a helper in a small way.Although Lu Tang was the one who got the limelight, Xia Tian could be regarded as the main character, anyway, he was more important than Jiang Pinhui, who was yelling at the side.
"What are you dazed for?"
The small wooden stick in Xia Tian's mouth was pulled out, he turned his face, it was Lu Tang.
"Eating popsicles again, you are the third one today, did you forget the stomachache last time?"
"It's not that I want to eat it, it's that Jiang Pinhui insisted on stuffing it for me, saying that he wanted to gag my mouth."
At this time, Jiang Pinhui had already finished his speech, but he still had more to say. Seeing Lu Tang returning to the classroom, he immediately leaned over like a dog, "Sixth Brother, Sixth Brother, I just told them what happened yesterday, and they all adore you!"
"I beg you." Lu Tang was very helpless, "Speak out of any bad things, I will be dragged into trouble by you sooner or later."
"It's okay, anyone with an IQ won't take it seriously." Xia Tian said.
Jiang Pinhui stared: "Xia Xiaotian, will you die if you don't tear down my station?"
"No, but I will be happy."
"Spit out my Popsicle!"
"Come on when I go to the toilet."
Jiang Pinhui felt cold.
"You are not allowed to buy popsicles for him anymore," Lu Tang said.
"I obey." Jiang Pinhui grinned at Xia Tian.
Xia Tian rolled his eyes, "Mum."
The class bell rang, and the short leisure time was over, and everyone returned to their places one after another.
"Lu Tang!"
It was the head teacher who made people feel uncomfortable. He stood at the door with a rare and serious look on his face.
Lu Tang walked over, "What's wrong?"
"Come with me to the teaching office."
"Oh." Lu Tang was suspicious, but it wasn't the first time he went to the teaching office, so he didn't have much anxiety.
Xia Tian looked at Lu Tang's back and frowned, "What happened?"
Jiang Pinhui has a big heart. As a frequent visitor to the teaching office, he is not worried, "What big things could happen."
However, Lu Tang didn't come back for a single class.As an examinee, the teacher, based on the principle of not delaying the students' class, will not occupy the class time anyway, but this time, it is abnormal.
Xia Tian's heart sank, knowing that something had happened.
Jiang Pinhui also noticed it, and dragged Xia Tian to the teaching office without any explanation after class.
Before knocking on the door, the door opened. He was still an acquaintance. It was Zhang Shuo who was working downstairs and one of Lu Tang's boys.
"Zhang Shuo, how did you get out?" Jiang Pinhui asked.
Seeing them, Zhang Shuo hurriedly pulled them to the door, "I just wanted to find you, but Sixth Brother is inside. The situation is very bad!"
"What's the matter?" Xia Tian asked.
"I went in to hand in the self-criticism just now, and I was shocked when I entered the door. The school seniors were all inside, and the atmosphere was very tense. They were all yelling at Brother Six. There was also a parent of a student who pointed at Brother Six and scolded him, saying that he beat up his son. Yes, her son is right next to him. It turned out to be Dong Chaofan! If I hadn’t mentioned his name, I wouldn’t have recognized him. His face was swollen and his hands were still splinted. I saw these inside, and I felt six This time, my brother is more ominous than lucky."
Xia Tian frowned, not to mention that Dong Chaofan reported to the teacher's parents. According to Zhang Shuo's description, Dong Chaofan's injuries were too serious. It only slapped him, and the slap in the face is the second most important damage, and the humiliation is the main thing, so Lu Tang didn't use too much force, and he didn't even break the corner of his mouth.
Jiang Pinhui also thought of it, and immediately became angry, "Dong Chaofan! Why does that idiot play so much? If he can't beat him, he will sue the teacher? I've never seen him so bad!"
After all, we are about to break in.
"What are you doing?" Xia Tian quickly grabbed him.
"Of course I went in! How can Brother Six be bullied by that kind of trash?"
"Can you calm down?"
"How do I calm down?!"
"Think about it, do you think it's appropriate for you to break in now? Zhang Shuo also said what's going on inside, and you're just adding to the chaos by going in now."
"but......"
"I beg you, okay?" Xia Tian pulled Jiang Pinhui back, "Let's just wait, they can't eat Lu Tang, can they?"
Jiang Pinhui's expression was distorted, and he was reluctantly dragged back to the classroom by Xia Tian and Zhang Shuo.
After half a class time passed, Lu Tang came back.
This was a self-study class, Lu Tang walked in very quietly, if it wasn't for Jiang Pinhui's excited "Sixth Brother", probably no one would have noticed his return.
Lu Tang walked back to his seat in shame, pressed Jiang Pinhui's head on the table as he passed by, and squeezed out the word "shut up" from between his teeth.
Xia Tian watched Lu Tang return to his seat, then stood up, walked over, and whispered to Lu Tang's back table: "This class will change with you."
The classmate generously gave him his seat.
Xia Tian sighed deeply when he heard Lu Tang sit down, his heart tightened suddenly, and he really felt that this matter was really serious.
Lu Tang leaned back, turned his face and said in a low voice, "I've stood still for almost two classes, and I'm so exhausted."
Xia Tian: "..."
Jiang Pinhui had rushed over at this moment, then squatted down beside Lu Tang's legs, looked up at Lu Tang worriedly, "Sixth brother, are you okay inside? I just wanted to go in, but Xia Xiaotian refused to let me in. "
"If you went in just now, I would beat you to death right now, just thinking about making trouble."
Jiang Pinhui felt aggrieved, "I'm really worried about you, Sixth Brother!"
Lu Tang was shocked by the aggrieved expression on Jiang Pinhui's fleshy face, and patted him on the shoulder weakly, "I know, you go back first, what do you mean by squatting here, don't disturb other people's reading."
Jiang Pinhui was extremely reluctant, and went back before Lu Tang wanted to use his tired feet.
It was Xia Tian's turn, and he poked Lutang's back with a pen, "Is it Dong Chaofan? What did the leader say? What happened to his injury?"
"That's a long story..."
"Chang Ye told me verbatim!"
What happened was as expected. Dong Chaofan's mother saw her son coming home from school with injuries all over her body. She was so angry that she found the school the next day and asked for an explanation.The impact of campus violence in the school is not good, and A Middle School is a key middle school, so the number of such incidents is even less, so the school attaches great importance to it, and all school leaders have come here to try to minimize the negative impact of this incident. lowest.
The price for minimizing the negative impact is to punish Lu Tang mercilessly.
But Lu Tang didn't say a word about it.
"Dong Chaofan's injury. I just went in and saw him. If I hadn't seen a room full of leaders inside, I would have laughed out loud." Lu Tang shook his head, "The nose is not the nose and the eyes are not eyes, it's too tragic , That kind of rough technique is not my style at all."
"Yes, yes, you are the most powerful old man. You pick places you can't see and attack hard, a typical recidivist style." Xia Tian coolly cheered, "Ah, I suddenly remembered that Fatty Jiang was still there during the big break. The class praised your deeds loudly, saying that you slapped Dong Chaofan ninety-nine and 81 times, do you think this counts as a solid charge for you?"
"I rely on that pig." Lu Tang glanced at Jiang Pinhui, and immediately received his concerned gaze, Lu Tang sighed, "But with Jiang Pinhui's style, if I really do that, it won't just be like 81 Simple, it must be that I shoot a knife at a glance, and shake a tsunami with a wave of my hand."
Xia Tian couldn't help laughing, "You make him look like a mentally retarded person. But what do you say? Is this really the fault?"
"The mouth is on him, and if I defend myself, it will only make it worse."
"Fuck." Xia Tian said in a very low voice.
"Well, at most, I'll pay him some medical expenses, and if you give him some more money, he can be private, and nothing will happen." Lu Tang looked relaxed.
"Then how did you tell your parents?"
"I called my mother just now when I was in the teaching office. I couldn't hear whether she was angry on the phone, but I will definitely be scolded when I go back."
"How about...you come to my house tonight?" Xia Tian glanced at him, then immediately lowered his head as if he was reading a book casually.
Lu Tang laughed, "In a few days, it will be even worse after going tonight."
The author has something to say: muster up the courage to open a hole... Click in to see you here, thank you for clicking and reading!As a new writer, I have many deficiencies in all aspects. If you find it, you can point it out. I will improve it slowly. I hope that one day I can write a great story!Encouraging so far, let me introduce this article, which is a very ordinary story about childhood sweethearts falling in love. I can only try to portray the characters in my pen to be fuller and deeper, and to make my story less boring. You like it~ I am still saving the manuscript, I will work hard to code!I hope everyone can leave a lot of comments, even if it is a punctuation, this will be my greatest appreciation and motivation, thank you very much! (Deep bow) Post three chapters today!Happy reading~
The onlookers looked at Jiang Pinhui's figure one after another, and they understood how weak that unlucky guy was like holding a hill on his back.
Jiang Pinhui continued: "At this moment, Sixth Brother was squatting in front of him, and he slapped him every word he said, and he slapped that stinky mouth 81 times! In the end, I couldn't get up. I didn't get up today. When you come to school, I think it's probably because you have a pig's face and don't dare to meet people!"
He blushed and breathed more vigorously when he said it, and he was still dancing, like a rooster trying to go to the sky with its teeth and claws, but it was still fat.
Xia Tian, who was far away from the crowd, propped his face, and pushed and licked the popsicle in his mouth. He thought, this fat man is like Lu Tang, and he has no other advancements. Just this bragging skills can be described as rapid progress, and he is still 81 Palm, do you think it is martial arts novels?The hand that can beat Lu Tang is considered useless, right?
But judging by the expressions of the crowd, no one was so brainless as to take what Jiang Pinhui said seriously, that is, to listen to it as a joke in their free time. Watching Jiang Pinhui's performance can be regarded as a relief from the tense learning state.
This fat man, who spoke so exaggeratedly, didn't mention me a word.Xia Tian looked out the window and thought endlessly.
The story Jiang Pinhui told was indeed taken from real life. It happened yesterday afternoon. Lu Tang slapped the villain, that is, a man named Dong Chaofan in the next class. The reason was that Xia Tian had an argument with him and met after school. In the decisive battle in the old warehouse, Xia Tian summoned a helper in a small way.Although Lu Tang was the one who got the limelight, Xia Tian could be regarded as the main character, anyway, he was more important than Jiang Pinhui, who was yelling at the side.
"What are you dazed for?"
The small wooden stick in Xia Tian's mouth was pulled out, he turned his face, it was Lu Tang.
"Eating popsicles again, you are the third one today, did you forget the stomachache last time?"
"It's not that I want to eat it, it's that Jiang Pinhui insisted on stuffing it for me, saying that he wanted to gag my mouth."
At this time, Jiang Pinhui had already finished his speech, but he still had more to say. Seeing Lu Tang returning to the classroom, he immediately leaned over like a dog, "Sixth Brother, Sixth Brother, I just told them what happened yesterday, and they all adore you!"
"I beg you." Lu Tang was very helpless, "Speak out of any bad things, I will be dragged into trouble by you sooner or later."
"It's okay, anyone with an IQ won't take it seriously." Xia Tian said.
Jiang Pinhui stared: "Xia Xiaotian, will you die if you don't tear down my station?"
"No, but I will be happy."
"Spit out my Popsicle!"
"Come on when I go to the toilet."
Jiang Pinhui felt cold.
"You are not allowed to buy popsicles for him anymore," Lu Tang said.
"I obey." Jiang Pinhui grinned at Xia Tian.
Xia Tian rolled his eyes, "Mum."
The class bell rang, and the short leisure time was over, and everyone returned to their places one after another.
"Lu Tang!"
It was the head teacher who made people feel uncomfortable. He stood at the door with a rare and serious look on his face.
Lu Tang walked over, "What's wrong?"
"Come with me to the teaching office."
"Oh." Lu Tang was suspicious, but it wasn't the first time he went to the teaching office, so he didn't have much anxiety.
Xia Tian looked at Lu Tang's back and frowned, "What happened?"
Jiang Pinhui has a big heart. As a frequent visitor to the teaching office, he is not worried, "What big things could happen."
However, Lu Tang didn't come back for a single class.As an examinee, the teacher, based on the principle of not delaying the students' class, will not occupy the class time anyway, but this time, it is abnormal.
Xia Tian's heart sank, knowing that something had happened.
Jiang Pinhui also noticed it, and dragged Xia Tian to the teaching office without any explanation after class.
Before knocking on the door, the door opened. He was still an acquaintance. It was Zhang Shuo who was working downstairs and one of Lu Tang's boys.
"Zhang Shuo, how did you get out?" Jiang Pinhui asked.
Seeing them, Zhang Shuo hurriedly pulled them to the door, "I just wanted to find you, but Sixth Brother is inside. The situation is very bad!"
"What's the matter?" Xia Tian asked.
"I went in to hand in the self-criticism just now, and I was shocked when I entered the door. The school seniors were all inside, and the atmosphere was very tense. They were all yelling at Brother Six. There was also a parent of a student who pointed at Brother Six and scolded him, saying that he beat up his son. Yes, her son is right next to him. It turned out to be Dong Chaofan! If I hadn’t mentioned his name, I wouldn’t have recognized him. His face was swollen and his hands were still splinted. I saw these inside, and I felt six This time, my brother is more ominous than lucky."
Xia Tian frowned, not to mention that Dong Chaofan reported to the teacher's parents. According to Zhang Shuo's description, Dong Chaofan's injuries were too serious. It only slapped him, and the slap in the face is the second most important damage, and the humiliation is the main thing, so Lu Tang didn't use too much force, and he didn't even break the corner of his mouth.
Jiang Pinhui also thought of it, and immediately became angry, "Dong Chaofan! Why does that idiot play so much? If he can't beat him, he will sue the teacher? I've never seen him so bad!"
After all, we are about to break in.
"What are you doing?" Xia Tian quickly grabbed him.
"Of course I went in! How can Brother Six be bullied by that kind of trash?"
"Can you calm down?"
"How do I calm down?!"
"Think about it, do you think it's appropriate for you to break in now? Zhang Shuo also said what's going on inside, and you're just adding to the chaos by going in now."
"but......"
"I beg you, okay?" Xia Tian pulled Jiang Pinhui back, "Let's just wait, they can't eat Lu Tang, can they?"
Jiang Pinhui's expression was distorted, and he was reluctantly dragged back to the classroom by Xia Tian and Zhang Shuo.
After half a class time passed, Lu Tang came back.
This was a self-study class, Lu Tang walked in very quietly, if it wasn't for Jiang Pinhui's excited "Sixth Brother", probably no one would have noticed his return.
Lu Tang walked back to his seat in shame, pressed Jiang Pinhui's head on the table as he passed by, and squeezed out the word "shut up" from between his teeth.
Xia Tian watched Lu Tang return to his seat, then stood up, walked over, and whispered to Lu Tang's back table: "This class will change with you."
The classmate generously gave him his seat.
Xia Tian sighed deeply when he heard Lu Tang sit down, his heart tightened suddenly, and he really felt that this matter was really serious.
Lu Tang leaned back, turned his face and said in a low voice, "I've stood still for almost two classes, and I'm so exhausted."
Xia Tian: "..."
Jiang Pinhui had rushed over at this moment, then squatted down beside Lu Tang's legs, looked up at Lu Tang worriedly, "Sixth brother, are you okay inside? I just wanted to go in, but Xia Xiaotian refused to let me in. "
"If you went in just now, I would beat you to death right now, just thinking about making trouble."
Jiang Pinhui felt aggrieved, "I'm really worried about you, Sixth Brother!"
Lu Tang was shocked by the aggrieved expression on Jiang Pinhui's fleshy face, and patted him on the shoulder weakly, "I know, you go back first, what do you mean by squatting here, don't disturb other people's reading."
Jiang Pinhui was extremely reluctant, and went back before Lu Tang wanted to use his tired feet.
It was Xia Tian's turn, and he poked Lutang's back with a pen, "Is it Dong Chaofan? What did the leader say? What happened to his injury?"
"That's a long story..."
"Chang Ye told me verbatim!"
What happened was as expected. Dong Chaofan's mother saw her son coming home from school with injuries all over her body. She was so angry that she found the school the next day and asked for an explanation.The impact of campus violence in the school is not good, and A Middle School is a key middle school, so the number of such incidents is even less, so the school attaches great importance to it, and all school leaders have come here to try to minimize the negative impact of this incident. lowest.
The price for minimizing the negative impact is to punish Lu Tang mercilessly.
But Lu Tang didn't say a word about it.
"Dong Chaofan's injury. I just went in and saw him. If I hadn't seen a room full of leaders inside, I would have laughed out loud." Lu Tang shook his head, "The nose is not the nose and the eyes are not eyes, it's too tragic , That kind of rough technique is not my style at all."
"Yes, yes, you are the most powerful old man. You pick places you can't see and attack hard, a typical recidivist style." Xia Tian coolly cheered, "Ah, I suddenly remembered that Fatty Jiang was still there during the big break. The class praised your deeds loudly, saying that you slapped Dong Chaofan ninety-nine and 81 times, do you think this counts as a solid charge for you?"
"I rely on that pig." Lu Tang glanced at Jiang Pinhui, and immediately received his concerned gaze, Lu Tang sighed, "But with Jiang Pinhui's style, if I really do that, it won't just be like 81 Simple, it must be that I shoot a knife at a glance, and shake a tsunami with a wave of my hand."
Xia Tian couldn't help laughing, "You make him look like a mentally retarded person. But what do you say? Is this really the fault?"
"The mouth is on him, and if I defend myself, it will only make it worse."
"Fuck." Xia Tian said in a very low voice.
"Well, at most, I'll pay him some medical expenses, and if you give him some more money, he can be private, and nothing will happen." Lu Tang looked relaxed.
"Then how did you tell your parents?"
"I called my mother just now when I was in the teaching office. I couldn't hear whether she was angry on the phone, but I will definitely be scolded when I go back."
"How about...you come to my house tonight?" Xia Tian glanced at him, then immediately lowered his head as if he was reading a book casually.
Lu Tang laughed, "In a few days, it will be even worse after going tonight."
The author has something to say: muster up the courage to open a hole... Click in to see you here, thank you for clicking and reading!As a new writer, I have many deficiencies in all aspects. If you find it, you can point it out. I will improve it slowly. I hope that one day I can write a great story!Encouraging so far, let me introduce this article, which is a very ordinary story about childhood sweethearts falling in love. I can only try to portray the characters in my pen to be fuller and deeper, and to make my story less boring. You like it~ I am still saving the manuscript, I will work hard to code!I hope everyone can leave a lot of comments, even if it is a punctuation, this will be my greatest appreciation and motivation, thank you very much! (Deep bow) Post three chapters today!Happy reading~
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