The day when the ghost marriage forced me to dig my grave

Lu Yu originally thought that the enemy would not move and I would not move.

But if the enemy moved, he really couldn't move.

The temperature in the bathroom dropped suddenly, exactly the same as the night of the wedding.

Lu Yu closed his eyes, but all the senses in his body were opened up.

A gust of cold air came towards him, and before Lu Yu could finish his mental construction, his lips were sucked by something.

It’s still the familiar coldness, it’s still the familiar touch——

Even the feeling of sliding your tongue in is exactly the same.

Lu Yu scolded his mother in his heart, only hated that he didn't know any metaphysical skills, and let a male ghost take advantage of him once or twice.

What a goddamn fuck!

After finally waiting for the man to evacuate, Lu Yu raised his foot and was about to kick him.

The shampoo got into the eyes, which made the eyes hurt.

"You're fucking sick, aren't you!"

Lu Yu groped his way to the wall, wanting to turn on the faucet.

It's just that I can't see with my eyes closed, and the more anxious and chaotic I become.

Shen Jinian, who had just gotten a bargain, kindly floated to Lu Yu's side and helped him turn on the faucet.

Lu Yu was furious: "Go away, stay away from me!"

The cold water rushed straight down, and it took Lu Yu a long time to calm down.

He touched his face, his eyes were slightly stinging and looked a little red.

"What on earth do you want?" Lu Yu squinted at Shen Jinian, who was still wearing a suit and leather shoes, looking gentle and harmless.

But Lu Yu didn't think so.

When his eyes passed over Shen Jinian's lips, Lu Yu unconsciously remembered the slippery lips.

He spat lightly, and turned his head to look at Shen Jinian: "If you think you're bored down there, I can pay you to sponsor two paper figurines, male or female, you can choose whatever you want. If you need it, I can also help you Customize the same style as a star. So can I ask you not to harass me?"

Shen Jinian's eyes were calm and his expression was calm: "I don't need a paper doll."

Lu Yu quietly took two steps back, thinking about how to get out.

There are not many things to ward off evil spirits at home, and the only thing that feels useful is Grandpa Mao.

But Grandpa Mao is in the pants, and the pants are in the bedroom.

There are more than ten meters from the bathroom to the bedroom.

So, how on earth can he rush to the bathroom in the shortest time without being haunted by ghosts?

As if seeing through Lu Yu's mind, Shen Jinian shook his head lightly.

After all, it's the young master of the family, even if he becomes a ghost, Shen Jinian still carries an air of nobility in his gestures.

"You don't have to worry, I won't hurt you."

How can you believe nonsense.

Lu Yu had his own thoughts in his heart, but he showed a friendly and courteous expression on his face: "I think the third young master is not that kind of idle ghost. But you should make it clear that this is where I live, not where you should appear."

Lu Yu was talking, but Shen Jinian's gaze stopped at a certain point along his body.

I don't cover up every inch on my side, but the other party is neatly dressed.

It might be embarrassing for someone else.

But as a northern man, Lu Yu has never been to a bathhouse of any standard.

Lu Yu is still very confident about his size.

Lu Yu deliberately straightened his back, and suddenly thought of the two times the other party kissed him forcefully.

Damn, you pervert!

Lu Yu casually picked up the soap on the sink and threw it towards Shen Jinian, then pulled two catties around his crotch.

The towel is not long enough to cover key parts.

Lu Yu returned to look at Shen Jinian, and saw that the other party floated forward again at some point.

He stopped less than one meter away from Lu Yu, his eyes deeply filled with anticipation: "How are you thinking?"

"Ok?"

Lu Yu was stunned for a moment before realizing that the other party was talking about finding the corpse.

Seeing that Lu Yu was in a daze, Shen Jinian immediately reminded him: "I told you to give you three days to think. I thought you would go back to find me, but I didn't expect you to leave..."

When Shen Jinian said this, he couldn't help shaking his head, with a hurt expression on his face.

Lu Yu hurriedly raised his hand: "Hey, hey, don't show me such an expression. Those who don't know think I have done something to you!"

Shen Jinian didn't speak, just looked at Lu Yu quietly.

The other party was gentle and polite, and Lu Yu's attitude slowed down unconsciously: "I said before, if you want anything, I can burn it to you directly. Like an iPhone X or a big villa, I can burn many of them for you. You are not the same from Monday to Sunday. But finding dead bodies is really beyond my ability."

Shen Jinian blinked: "Can't you really help me?"

Lu Yu shook his head resolutely: "I can't help."

"It's too early for you to make a decision. I'll give you three more days to think about it." Shen Jinian was a little discouraged, but he didn't want to give up.

Just when he was about to leave, Lu Yu suddenly said, "Wait!"

Shen Jinian looked at Lu Yu in surprise, "Have you figured it out?"

"No, I want to ask how you found my home." You obviously didn't know each other before that, didn't you?

Shen Jinian's eyes fell on Lu Yu's hand, and he said in a gentle voice, "I marked the hand of my ghost wedding bride, no matter where the other party is, as long as I think, I will definitely find it."

Lu Yu felt a little headache looking at the mark on his hand. Seeing that Shen Jinian hadn't left yet, he frowned again: "Why don't you leave?"

People are afraid of bullies and ghosts.

Shen Jinian unconsciously lowered his head, and responded softly, "Oh."

The temperature in the bathroom returned to normal in an instant, and Lu Yu breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that this would not work.

Shen Jinian was here just now, but Lu Yu just rushed towards him hastily.

Now that the male ghost is gone, the remaining foam on his body still needs to be washed off.

Lu Yu turned on the faucet and wiped his face carelessly.

The warm water slid down Lu Yu's neck, over his chest, and down his beautiful abdominal muscles.

Lu Yu looked at himself in the mirror, planning to find a different place tomorrow for the talisman paper.

Just as Lu Yu was looking at the mirror, there were suddenly more shadows in the mirror.

Fuck!

Lu Yu was taken aback by surprise, and took two steps back.

"Why haven't you left yet?"

Shen Jinian floated out of the mirror, holding a piece of soap in his hand: "The soap you threw just now..."

Is this for soap?

Lu Yu waved his hand without even thinking about it: "I don't want the soap anymore, so hurry up, can you just disappear?"

Shen Qi was so old that he had never been spoken in such a tone before.

His brows were slightly furrowed, his expression solemn.

The surrounding temperature is getting lower and lower, and his eyes are getting deeper and deeper.

The surrounding atmosphere instantly became tense.

Just when Shen Jinian was about to get angry, Lu Yu suddenly took the soap from his hand and waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, thank you for picking up the soap for me. I'll take the soap, can you go now?" ?”

Before Shen Jinian could put away his "super fierce" expression, he was suddenly disturbed.

He looked at Lu Yu in a daze, the tall ghost just stood there.

Lu Yu pouted while holding the soap, "Let's go."

Shen Jinian blinked: "Oh."

Seeing Shen Jinian walking towards the door, Lu Yu couldn't help complaining, "Wouldn't it be faster to disappear out of thin air?"

Shen Jinian turned his head quietly: "Not long after he died, he is still used to walking through the door."

Lu Yu was speechless for a moment.

Lu Yu waited for a while, but Shen Jinian did not show up again.

Looking down at the soap in his hand, Lu Yu always felt a little panicked, so he threw it into the trash can.

He didn't dare to stay in the bathroom any longer, so he hurried back to the bedroom after taking a hasty shower.

There were many grandpas in the wallet, Lu Yu hurriedly took them all out, drew a circle around the bed, and enclosed himself in it.

After doing this, Lu Yu felt a lot more at ease.

He went to bed with the computer, opened the search interface to look at Shen Jinian's information.

There is no gossip or gossip, Shen Jinian's resume is as beautiful as the standard profile of the male lead Mary Su.

The information is all about a prominent family background, outstanding looks, etc., and there is no useful information at all.

This is not as good as the information I got when I matched Wraith at that time, at least the above horoscopes are accurate.

Lu Yu habitually wanted to smoke, but when he touched his pocket, he found that the cigarette was in his pants on the sofa.

Lu Yu didn't want to leave his safe and evil circle, so after thinking about it, he had to give up smoking.

He looked at the photo of Shen Jinian taken by passers-by on the screen. In the photo, he had a cool and elegant demeanor.

In all fairness it looks good.

Facing this photo, Lu Yu flicked his fingers and started typing on the keyboard——

"Shen Jinian's Sexuality"

"Shen Jinian's Boyfriend"

"Is Shen Jinian gay?"