The day when the ghost marriage forced me to dig my grave

After all, Lu Yu and Shen Jinian didn't call anyone to fight the landlord.

There is no other reason, normal people would probably go crazy seeing the cards floating in the air.

At night, Lu Yu tossed and turned in bed, unable to fall asleep.

When Lu Yu opened his eyes, he saw Shen Jinian floating on the ceiling, and sat up: "I'm sick = ah! Come down!"

"Oh." Shen Jinian floated down and sat on Lu Yu's bed, the two of them faced each other and looked around speechlessly.

Lu Yu kicked Shen Jinian with his foot: "Don't disturb my sleep."

Shen Jinian got up to leave, but suddenly sat back down: "Are you able to sleep?"

Can you sleep?

I don't know if it's because I changed places or I've passed sleepiness, Lu Yu really can't sleep now.

Seeing this, Shen Jinian immediately said again: "Why don't we chat together. To be honest, it seems that we didn't sit down and have a good conversation when we got to know each other again."

But no, meeting once or twice is to inhale yang energy.

Lu Yu didn't know how he and Shen Jinian got mixed up.

Unknowingly, we have experienced so much together.

"What do you want to talk about?"

Lu Yu couldn't sleep, it would be better if someone talked.

Shen Jinian was happy, and smiled softly: "You can talk about anything. How about we get to know each other again."

Lu Yu narrowed his eyes: "You don't know me?"

Shen Jinian quickly shook his head: "That's not what I mean. I just want to know more about you, such as how old are you this year, what are your hobbies and so on."

Lu Yu couldn't laugh or cry: "You still don't know how old I am?"

Shen Jinian shook his head: "Yes."

Lu Yu shrugged: "I, Lu Yu, am 23 this year, with a bachelor's degree. My family has a car and a house, and I'm unmarried. I don't have any special hobbies, can I do this?"

"Sure." Shen Jinian sat up straight and began to introduce himself, "My name is Shen Jinian, and I am the third eldest in my family. There are many cars, all of which are limited editions. There are also many houses, sea view, villa business center, what do you want? I have everything I want to live in. I used to focus on my studies and career without falling in love, and there was no messy involvement in the blank relationship. In the end, I was 25 years old, and the cause of death is unknown..."

When talking about being 25 years old, Shen Jinian obviously paused.

Lu Yu didn't speak either.

The atmosphere fell into a state of silence for a while.

25 years old, the best time of life.

Shen Jinian turned into a ghost, sitting on Lu Yu's bed and calmly telling the fact that he didn't exist.

Lu Yu couldn't tell what it was like.

He glanced at Shen Jinian, and finally decided to comfort him: "You see, at least you won't grow old. After a few years, when people think of you, they will think of this handsome face. How nice .”

Shen Jinian shook his head: "No one will remember me for so long. It may be a year, or it may be two years. It won't be long before everyone will forget me."

Lu Yu patted Shen Jinian on the shoulder: "It's okay, brother, I will remember you. After you leave, I will burn incense and money for you every year and festival, and I will be the first to buy any new models that are crazy about love." Come and burn it for you."

"But after you get married and have children, your attention will shift to your family. When you have a job and a family, will you still remember me?"

Lu Yu glared at Shen Jinian: "I, Lu Yu, keep my word. If I say I will remember you, I will remember you. As for wives and children, who knows if there will be any in the future?"

Shen Jinian heard something in Lu Yu's words and couldn't help asking: "Why do you think so? You are good-looking and capable, with good physical skills. There should be many girls who like you. By the way, why don't you fall in love? ah?"

After hearing this, Lu Yu breathed out, touched his pocket and wanted to smoke.

Shen Jinian took out a lollipop from his bag, opened it, and handed it to Lu Yu: "Sorry, I replaced all the cigarettes with lollipops. Smoking is not good for your health..."

"Eating sugar accelerates oxidation!" Despite what Lu Yu said, he still took the sugar from Shen Jinian's hand and stuffed it into his mouth. My girl."

Lu Yu has been running around for a living since he was a child.

Tuition fees and living expenses, everything has to be earned by yourself.

During the youthful years, other boys were busy agitating their youth and hormones.

Lu Yu's mind is full of money.

Not that no girls like him.

In fact, Lu Yu's parents are both good-looking.

Lu Yu has inherited the advantages of the two of them, and his good looks are definitely worth mentioning.

Those little girls who like Lu Yu are very cute, they simply like the boy.

But what can young Lu Yu do?

He always felt that the girl was not sensible, but he had to understand.

With nothing, Lu Yu really wasn't going to be with anyone.

"What about now?" Shen Jinian suddenly said again, "Now that you have no foreign debts, are you considering finding a girlfriend?"

"Yeah." Lu Yu rubbed his temples irritably, "When your matter is settled, I'll look at finding a girl."

The conversation suddenly couldn't continue when it got here, Shen Jinian just said "oh" and didn't speak again.

"What about you, what are you going to do next?"

Lu Yu asked Shen Jinian.

"Me?" Shen Jinian looked at Lu Yu, his long fine hair trembling slightly, and said almost self-deprecatingly, "Do I have a future?"

The end of life is death.

But what happens after death, it seems that not many people pay attention to it.

Lu Yu pulled the quilt to sleep, but Shen Jinian reached out and held his wrist: "Can you tell me what you want to do after you find a girlfriend?"

Lu Yu was stunned for a moment: "I just have a companion."

A person's life is too lonely, maybe it's time to try to have someone by your side.

"You just want someone to accompany you, right?" Shen Jinian thought for a while and asked again, "Then what if, if you are with your girlfriend and you find that she can't have children?"

Lu Yu shrugged indifferently: "Then don't give birth. I'm looking for a wife, not a womb. The two of them are fine, and if it doesn't work, we can still adopt them."

Shen Jinian nodded in agreement: "You're right, looking for a partner is not looking for a womb. So I solemnly suggest that you consider me..."

Shen Jinian's style of painting changed so quickly that Lu Yu accidentally choked on his own saliva and coughed non-stop.

While helping Lu Yushun with his back, Shen Jinian continued to do his work: "Look, I am rich and beautiful, and my education and family background are also among the best. I can cook three meals for you and go out with you. Whether you want to Whether you want to play sports or play games, I can accompany you. As for the sports between some couples, we can think of a way..."

"Get lost!" Lu Yu couldn't help but want to kick Shen Jinian again, but Shen Jinian grabbed his foot.

Shen Jinian took Lu Yu's feet and started to do pedicures. I don't know if this young master has learned it before, but Lu Yu felt extremely comfortable being pressed.

"You can tell me anything, and I won't do it. Except that you can't have children, everything else is fine."

Lu Yu felt more comfortable on his feet, and his attitude softened a lot: "You have no breasts, I like big breasts."

Shen Jinian refused to accept it, so he unbuttoned it and showed it to Lu Yu: "Don't look at me as thin, I do have chest muscles."

Lu Yu was speechless, and said vaguely: "You have an extra part."

"You can pretend he doesn't exist."

"Humans and ghosts have different paths, can we stop making trouble?" Lu Yu waited for Shen Jinian to reply after saying this, but Shen Jinian was unexpectedly silent.

He let go of Lu Yu's feet, lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

Lu Yu always felt that his words hurt him, after all, it would be a tragedy to die young.

He wanted to speak, but Shen Jinian stood up first: "Go to bed first, I'll go out to get some air."

Before Lu Yu could reply, Shen Jinian jumped out of the window.

Lu Yu got off the bed and chased after him. When he walked to the balcony, he realized that it was the sixth floor.

Fuck, it's a ghost.

Never mind, sleep and sleep!

Lu Yu returned to the bed, still tossing and turning, unable to sleep.

His mind was in a mess, he had his own vision of the future, and Shen Jinian who confessed blindly.

Perhaps it was too boring, but Lu Yu actually tried to consider Shen Jinian's suggestion.

If you are really with him, you will be worth a lot.

As far as appearance is concerned, Shen Jinian's face, in the entertainment industry, there are few people who are more exquisite than him.

Besides the character, although the acquaintance is not what he wants, but during the time of living together, it is still very suitable for Lu Yu to be obedient.

As for being a ghost, it's just that you can't take it out to meet people, so it's good to keep it at home.

Thinking about it this way, choosing Shen Jinian as his wife seems to be a good idea anywhere.

It's a pity that the other party is a man with a handle...

Fuck, stop, stop, stop!

What kind of ghosts have I been imagining here.

Lu Yu lifted the quilt and sat up irritably, and looked at the time, it was one o'clock in the morning.

Shen Jinian has been out for an hour and still hasn't come back.

Lu Yu moved his body, put on his clothes and went out.

The northwest is cooler than the east city.

Even in summer, the nights are chilly.

Lu Yu came out of the hotel, thinking that if he found Shen Jinian, he would have to clean him up.

Isn't it worrying to go out in the middle of the night without sleeping?

Lu Yu walked along the road angrily for several hundred meters, only to find Shen Jinian's trace.

The other party was sitting on the curb, with his back turned to him, not knowing what he was looking at.

Lu Yu stepped forward and sat next to Shen Jinian: "Aren't you going to sleep here in the middle of the night to get wind?"

Shen Jinian did not speak, and pointed to the road ahead for Lu Yu to see.

Lu Yu turned his head and saw a drunk man walking crookedly into the middle of the road and made a motion to answer the phone.

"Be careful!" The drunk man stopped in the middle of the road, and the cars speeding ahead had no intention of slowing down at all.

Lu Yu shouted to be careful, but the drunk was still hit by a car and flew away.

The car that caused the accident passed by at high speed like a normal person, with no intention of stopping at all.

Lu Yu cursed and took out his phone to call the police, but Shen Jinian stopped him: "Look carefully."

Lu Yu didn't know, so he looked towards the middle of the road, and saw the drunk man who had just been knocked into the air got up again, still answering the phone at that place.

Several cars came one after another, and the strong man was knocked into the air every time, and he returned to his previous state every time.

"This is?" Lu Yu probably had the answer in his heart, but he still asked subconsciously.

Shen Jinian sat there with calm eyes: "He didn't know he was dead, so he kept repeating the state before his death. Look, some people can't rest in peace after death..."