The day when the ghost marriage forced me to dig my grave

Lu Yu had never dug a grave.

But I still know a little bit about the tools.

Even if there is no Luoyang shovel or military shovel, at least a shovel will do.

Lao Zhang said that his friend specializes in dealing with soil and knows all about these things.

Lu Yu and the others subconsciously thought that this was an "expert", a master.

But when they saw that excavator, everyone was dumbfounded——

So, is the so-called special dealing with soil the same as driving an excavator to dig soil?

Lao Zhang did not expect that the so-called magic weapon of his friend would be an excavator.

He looked at the excavator with the logo of Lanxiang Technical School, and involuntarily played the advertisement slogan "Which excavator technology is better" in a loop in his mind.

Lu Yu looked back at Lao Zhang: "Old Zhang, tell the truth, did your friend graduate from Lan Xiang?"

Lao Zhang nodded: "Yes, his grandfather, his father, and him are all from Lan Xiang. But I heard that their ancestors did do the work of Tu Fuzi...I told my friend yes I need to find something to dig some soil. Ahem, he may have misunderstood my words..."

Just as Lao Zhang wanted to explain, he heard Lu Yu sigh: "Fortunately, your friend didn't graduate from New Oriental."

Lao Zhang didn't understand, so he asked, "What's wrong with New Oriental?"

Lu Yu made a gesture of shaking the spoon, pursed his lips and said, "I'm afraid we will dig the grave with a spatula."

With embarrassment on Lao Zhang's face, the reliable friend he said stepped forward.

"This big guy is very convenient to use. One shovel will ensure that all graves can be dug."

Lao Zhang's friend is called Gao Han, and he is a tall and strong man as his name suggests.

Gao Han is warm and forthright, and it is easy for people to like him.

Lu Yu didn't want to comment on this grave-digging artifact for the time being.

He shook hands with Gao Han, exchanged a few words of greeting and then asked, "Brother Gao, do you have something low-key here?"

Good guy, if you drive an excavator up the mountain, wouldn't it be clear to let people know that it's here to make trouble?

"There are other things, but isn't this convenient?" Gao Han had a smile on his face, he looked simple and honest but his heart was clear.

He held Lu Yu's hand with strength, pulled him to this side, and said in a low voice, "We are all law-abiding, enthusiastic and good citizens. I will not do illegal things and I will not help others."

"I just like to make friends like you!" Lu Yu said, holding Gao Han's hand back, with a clear face, "Actually, Brother Gao, you also know that tomb robbery is a matter of losing one's head and harming the people of the country. It is a matter of profit. But digging a grave is at most a wicked thing, he does not involve any profit to tempt you, right? "

Money in modern times is not brought with life but not taken away with death.

Even for a person with a wealth of wealth and wealth, the property is inherited to future generations or donated to the society, and they are not buried to attract thieves.

When Lu Yu said this, Gao Han immediately understood.

Yes, this is not an ancient tomb cemetery.

Digging a grave is an immoral thing, but I'm just selling favors and not doing it myself.The owner of the cemetery couldn't find him.

Gao Han's attitude changed immediately, and he took Lu Yu and the others to the warehouse.

That warehouse looks inconspicuous, but let alone, the tools inside are really complete.

Lu Yu picked up the Luoyang shovel and shook it in his hand, then threw it aside.

It's not that he's ignorant, it's just that Shen Jinian's grave is a new one, so simple shovels and picks can do it all.

After choosing some tools, Lu Yu and the others lived in the farmyard of Gao Han's hometown.

It is said to be a farmyard, but apart from the yard outside, the interior decoration is quite good.

The rice is cooked fresh.

The chickens are free-range in the yard. If you want to eat, you can just grab a chair, bleed, pluck the hair and remove the internal organs, and you can serve it in the pot.

Mushrooms grow on the mountain, and they are fat and big. Gao Han's two young sons went up the mountain with bamboo baskets on their backs, and they carried a lot of them down in a short time.

The stove is an earthen stove, and the pot is an iron pot.

The stove is about half the height of a person, and there is an earthen kang attached to it.

Lu Yu didn't want to cause Gao Han too much trouble, so he rolled up his sleeves and went to cook.

Lao Zhang is responsible for stoking the fire, while Lu Yu is the part-time chef.

Wash and chop the tender green shallots, and chop the ginger and garlic into fine pieces for frying.

Put the peanut oil into the pot, add the onion, ginger and garlic, and then pour in the chopped chicken pieces.

Cooking wine, soy sauce, and salt are all added, the mushrooms are sprinkled with stir-fry, add water to cover the ingredients and stew.

Vermicelli and fungus are also added, and the aroma rises with the green smoke.

Xiao Zuo volunteered and said that he was in charge of making noodles, but his level was like adding noodles when there was too much water, or adding water when there was too much noodles.

When Lu Yu turned around, he saw that they were scattered all over the place.

The water in the basin was flooded, and it didn't take shape at all.

He squeezed Xiao Zuo aside, rolled up his sleeves, kneaded the dough, pulled it into strips, and stuck it on the pot with water to cover it.

Only when Lu Yu was busy with these things did he have the time to wipe off his sweat.

It was also at this time that he regained consciousness and realized that Shen Jinian had disappeared.

"Have you seen Shen Jinian?"

As soon as Lu Yu asked the question, he realized that the question was redundant.

Sure enough, Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo both looked blank: "We can't see him at all."

Strange, where did this person go?

Lu Yu forced himself to calm down and think carefully about the things along the way.

It seemed that Shen Jinian hadn't been here since he went to pick tools.

A little earlier, it seems that his shadow disappeared after entering the yard.

Could it be that he lost it?

Although it is a ghost and not a human, but this time it is for him.

If the rightful owner is lost, then dig a fart grave.

Lu Yu thought for a while, untied the apron and hung it aside, and said to Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo: "You two are watching the fire, I will go and find him."

"Row."

Lu Yu walked down the road he had come from, calling Shen Jinian's name as he walked.

Just when he was wondering if Shen Jinian was going back to the Shen family compound, he suddenly found a shadow huddled under the banyan tree outside the courtyard.

He strode forward, patted Shen Jinian on the shoulder and asked, "What are you doing here? Why don't you go in?"

After hearing the familiar voice, Shen Jinian immediately jumped up from the ground and hugged Lu Yu with his arms and legs.

His body trembled uncontrollably, his eyelashes fluttered like a small fan.

His head was buried deep in Lu Yu's neck, and he said in a grievous voice, "Why did you come here?"

If a big-breasted girl hung on him like this, Lu Yu might still be able to reach out and hug her.

But a big man is tired and crooked like this——

Lu Yu raised his hand, pinched Shen Jinian's collar with two fingers and pulled him aside.

Shen Jinian's eyes flickered and he wanted to move forward, Lu Yu immediately took a step back: "Stand there and don't move, why don't you take advantage of me."

Lu Yu raised his hand and wiped his neck, raised his chin and asked Shen Jinian, "Tell me, what's going on?"

Shen Jinian took another two steps forward: "I just encountered something very scary..."

Ok?

"what?"

Shen Jinian rubbed his arms back and forth with his arms around his chest, his expression was extremely unnatural, as if he was recalling something terrible: "That thing is really scary, even the name is terrible. Ahhhh, the more The more terrifying you think about it!"

Shen Jinian's demeanor didn't look like a fake.

At this time, the sky was getting dark and the mountains were silent.

The light in the forest in the distance was dim, as if there were evil ghosts and beasts lurking.

Could it be that there is really something scary nearby?

Lu Yu's heart raised unconsciously, he looked around defensively, and slowly walked towards Shen Jinian.

"Is that thing still there?"

Shen Jinian leaned forward, pulled Lu Yu's sleeves and hid behind him: "Yes, I saw it just now."

"Describe to me what that thing looks like..."

Shen Jinian shuddered immediately when he heard the words, he looked around defensively, and suddenly raised his volume: "They're coming, they're coming!"

With no self-defense tools on his body, Lu Yu looked around and picked up two stones from the side of the road, looking ahead vigilantly.

near...

It's getting closer...

After the figure in front appeared, Shen Jinian saw that his whole body was about to collapse: "Ahhh, it's really scary!" He jumped on Lu Yu's body, like a giant pendant attached to Lu Yu's neck, "Help me, save me..."

Lu Yu was very impatient at being shaken by him. He looked at the two chickens getting closer and dropped the stone in his hand.

The dignified young master of the Shen family is actually afraid of two chickens? !

Are you sure you're not kidding me? !