The day when the ghost marriage forced me to dig my grave

Because of the oolong in Shen Bao, Lu Yu was laughed at by Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo for a long time.

"Shen Jinian really bought it!"

"I'm not talking about you. If you want to push the blame, you have to find a slightly more convincing reason. The third young master is a ghost. What's the use of asking for Shenbao tablets?" Lao Zhang shook his head in disapproval, and patted Lu Yu shouldered and said: "Okay, old Lu, there is nothing embarrassing between us brothers and sisters."

"It's really not me..." Lu Yu's face drooped instantly.

Lao Zhang rubbed Lu Yu's shoulder with his hand and said haha: "Oh, don't be angry, isn't it normal for men to have troubles in this area? It's okay to not be able to do it occasionally..."

Lu Yu raised his foot and kicked Lao Zhang's butt, and said with a sullen face, "If you do this again, I will let you try me!"

Lao Zhang smiled while covering his buttocks: "Farewell, brother is not good at this."

When Xiao Zuo was lowering his head and laughing, Lu Yu suddenly asked him, "Xiao Zuo, have you booked your ticket yet?"

Xiao Zuo nodded: "I booked brother Lu at noon tomorrow."

"Well, pack everything up, let's leave on time tomorrow." After saying this, Lu Yu was about to go back to the room, and when he saw the box of kidney treasure tablets, he lowered his face again.He looked at Shen Jinian coldly, as if he wanted to dig a big hole in the other's face with his eyes.

Shen Jinian unconsciously raised his hand to touch his face, and lowered his eyes a little guilty.

Lu Yu snorted coldly, and told Shen Jinian, "You, carry it in."

Shen Jinian first raised his chin and wanted to refuse, but he gave up again when he met Lu Yu's cold eyes.

He bent down to pick up the box of Kidney Treasure Tablets, and obediently followed Lu Yu back to the bedroom.

When Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo saw the box of kidney tablets floating in the air, their expressions changed.

"Xiao Zuo, you can't see him, can you?"

Xiao Zuo nodded, but couldn't see it.

Lao Zhang stared at the direction they were leaving, looking thoughtful.

Xiao Zuo tilted his head and saw a strange smile on Lao Zhang's face, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Zhang, what are you thinking?"

Old Zhang clicked his tongue and wiped his chin: "I was thinking, if I take Sanshao Shen to the casino to help me read the cards, I should be able to win a lot back."

Lu Yu stood by the door, and when Shen Jinian came in, he closed the door with a "bang".

As soon as Shen Jinian put the Kidney Treasure tablet on the ground, Lu Yu rushed up and grabbed the collar: "What do you mean?"

Shen Jinian touched Lu Yu's hand, signaling him not to be so violent.

Shen Jinian's hands were icy cold, and Lu Yu felt like a snake had slipped past the back of his touched hand.

Lu Yu was overwhelmed by the response, and immediately let go of his hand in disgust.

Shen Jinian straightened his clothes, and his unhurried manner made Lu Yu want to hit him with a sledgehammer.

Shen Jinian didn't care at all about this.

He pointed to the box of Kidney Tablets on the ground, and then said to Lu Yu in a warm voice, "Did you feel chills in your body recently, your limbs are weak, and you urinate frequently?"

"Fart!" Lu Yu's face was full of anger, wishing to sew up Shen Jinian's mouth with a needle and thread.

Shen Jinian took two steps towards Lu Yu, stopped Lu Yu's shoulder and said earnestly, "I'm really doing it for your own good. Do you know why your physique is so weak now? It's because part of your yang energy has been captured by me. Use it. When Yang Qi is deficient, your body will be weak. Why are you weak? Because your kidney yang is deficient. So, take some Shenbao Tablets to nourish you, and you’ll be fine too, right?”

Lu Yu slapped Shen Jinian's hand off his shoulder: "Then why don't you smoke me soon?"

Shen Jinian sighed: "Do you think I want to inhale it? Only by inhaling your Yang Qi can you see me. If I don't inhale, you won't be able to see me at all."

"I don't want to see you thank you." Lu Yu replied coldly.

"I know, but if we want to cooperate, we have to face to face." While speaking, Shen Jinian unconsciously remembered when he was still alive.

At that time, he was always praised by others, so there was no need to beg others so lowly.

But people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

Thinking of this, Shen Jinian said to Lu Yu again: "Don't worry, I will only smoke once every three days. I won't do this kind of thing again after the cooperation is over."

three days?

Lu Yu counted the days when he was sucked last time, and immediately covered his mouth: "You and the others don't want to bite my mouth again, do you?"

Shen Jinian shrugged, with a helpless expression on his face: "I don't want to, but if I don't smoke you today, the previous smoking will be wasted. Don't worry, the amount I smoke will gradually decrease."

Just as Lu Yu was about to refuse, he found that his body could not move again.

Shen Jinian leaned forward and met Lu Yu's wide eyes.

He raised his hand to cover Lu Yu's eyes, and comforted him, "Don't worry, it will be over soon."

As soon as Shen Jinian's lips touched Lu Yu's mouth, his tongue slid in.

Lu Yu's mouth was sore and numb from the sucking, and his mind was a little confused.

It was only when Shen Jinian withdrew that Lu Yu's consciousness returned to clarity.

Shen Jinian thoughtfully raised his hand to help Lu Yu wipe his lips, and said with a smile, "Actually, it doesn't feel that bad, does it?"

After Lu Yu regained consciousness, he was going to fight Shen Jinian, but the other party had already taken precautions, and Shi Shiran floated out.

Before going out, Shen Jinian still didn't forget to turn around and tell Lu Yu, "Don't forget to nourish your kidneys!"

Make up your head!

Lu Yu wanted to curse when he opened his mouth, but then he held back.

Looking back inadvertently in the mirror, I saw my lips were red and slightly swollen.

Thinking of the feeling of being sucked just now, Lu Yu felt that the Japanese dog——

Being sucked sucks.

What's worse is that it's actually a little refreshing when I suck it this time...

Oh day!

What a terrible feeling!

When Lu Yu came out of the shower, he looked down and saw the clear water and the unpacked Kidney Tablets on the bedside.

You don't have to think to know whose masterpiece it is.

Lu Yu cursed a few words in his heart, and fell on his back on the bed.

When reaching out to turn off the desk lamp, Lu Yu glanced at the Shenbao tablet and said "fuck" in a low voice.

In the end, Lu Yu went to bed after taking Shenbao tablets.

It's not that he can't do it, it's just that the feeling of being weak all over the body is too fucking...

A night without dreams until dawn.

Lu Yu yawned and got up from the bed, feeling that the sun was in a good mood.

When Lu Yu finished brushing his teeth and was rinsing his mouth, Shen Jinian poked his head out from the door frame of the bathroom: "Good morning, do you feel better today?"

"Ahem!" Lu Yu choked, his face flushed, "Can you knock on the door before coming in next time?"

Shen Jinian smiled slightly, raised his hand and knocked on the door three times: "Morning, do you feel better today?"

Lu Yu rolled his eyes and cursed shit in his heart.

Shen Jinian had long been used to Lu Yu's attitude towards him, so he didn't take it personally.

He pointed to the outside and reminded Lu Yu: "I have prepared the medicine for you today, remember to take it according to the course of treatment!"

Who really wants to follow the treatment plan!

Just as Lu Yu wanted to break up with Shen Jinian, Shen Jinian disappeared in a flash.

Lu Yu washed his face and looked at himself in the mirror. He was obviously more energetic than the previous two days.

Is it really kidney yang deficiency?

Lu Yu clenched his fists, insisted a little longer, and sent that old man away.

Xiao Zuo booked a plane at [-]:[-] noon.

If you want to arrive at the airport at ten o'clock, you have to leave home at nine o'clock.

Because you have to go through the security check, everyone doesn't bring much stuff.

Nothing more than a few changes of clothes and necessary equipment.

Lu Yu clearly remembered that when he packed his luggage, he only brought clothes and a mobile phone.

But when the security inspector found a pile of Kidney Treasure tablets from his bag, Lu Yu was on the verge of going berserk.

Shen Jinian floated in early, stood inside and waved to Lu Yu.

Lu Yu tried his best to ignore the eyes of others on him, thinking about how to deal with this young master to relieve his anger.

Lu Yu didn't say a word to Shen Jinian until he got on the plane.

Shen Jinian naturally knew what the other party was angry about.

He stood behind Lu Yu and looked at his back, slightly curling the corners of his mouth.

There were very few people on the flight back from the northwest, but there were many people going there.

Almost all seats are full.

Because there are only three ID cards, Xiao Zuo can only book three seats.

Shen Jinian stood in the aisle, dodging the guests from time to time.

The corners of Lu Yu's mouth turned up happily, and he looked in a good mood.

Just as he fastened his seat belt to see, a black shadow suddenly pressed down.

"What are you doing?" Lu Yu pushed Shen Jinian who was sitting on top of him, wishing he could open the door and throw him off.

Shen Jinian sat on Lu Yu's lap and rolled up his sleeves gracefully: "Didn't you hear the stewardess say that the plane is about to take off, and all passengers should return to their seats."

"Go away, find a seat yourself and don't overwhelm me."

Shen Jinian leaned forward to look at the cabin and sat down firmly again: "There are people or ghosts in the other seats, and your place is the most suitable for me."

Lu Yu pushed Shen Jinian away, just as he was about to scold him, he suddenly froze in place——

Elsewhere there are people or ghosts......

Xiao Zuo booked the business class this time, which is relatively spacious.

Lu Yu didn't know why, so he remembered his mother and daughter last time.

He turned his head subconsciously, and saw a little girl in a pink skirt running towards him.

The plane was already taxiing on the flight path, but no one came to stop the little girl's behavior.

The reason no one spoke was simply because others couldn't see her.

The little girl was running up and down the aisle with a doll in her hand.

When passing by Lu Yu, she stopped suddenly.

The little girl was very cute, with a white and fat face, and bright black eyes.

She tilted her head and stared at Lu Yu curiously, then clapped her hands suddenly and said, "Hey, uncle from last time!"

Lu Yu turned his face away, pretending not to see her.

The little girl swayed in front of Lu Yu for a long time, and when Lu Yu didn't look at her, she whispered, "So you can't see it?"

The little girl turned around and was about to leave when the plane took off.

The little girl was about to fall due to inertia, so Lu Yu immediately reached out to help her.

"Uncle really is," the little girl looked down at Lu Yu's hand, raised her eyes and giggled, "You can see me..."