The day when the ghost marriage forced me to dig my grave

Mrs. Sun...

Lin Chunmei has always felt that the title of wife is a sour and rotten petty bourgeoisie, which makes her teeth a little bit annoyed.

Except for the two bookish couples from the Lu family, no one would address her in such a polite way.

When the young couple moved to West Street, everyone was shocked.

Which of the houses on West Street is not left by the ancestors, only the Lu couple bought a large courtyard with a lot of money.

Everyone called them Mr. Lu and Mrs. Lu, and they knew nothing about the others.

Both of them are outstanding in appearance, and they don't look like nouveau riche in temperament.You greet them and they respond politely.

But if it involves family matters, both of them avoid talking about it.

But it is more mysterious if you don't say it. There are many discussions among neighbors about the background of the two people.Lin Chunmei naturally noticed them too.

She always wondered why Mrs. Lu had such a good life.The man she found was handsome, considerate and rich, and gave birth to a son in no time.

This is really, the same person has different fate.

At that time, Sun Qian was lending usury, and Lin Chunmei also assisted him.

Seeing this fat sheep coming to the door, it's really not their character not to slaughter it.

Sun Qian had a lot of tricks, but in the end he got into Mr. Lu's house.

Then one day, Mr. Lu drove Mrs. Lu to see a doctor.

There was a problem with the handbrake of the motorcycle, and a large truck happened to arrive, and two people died on the spot...

"Mrs. Sun, what are you thinking about?"

"Sun Qian" picked up the documents on the table and used it to provoke Lin Chunmei's chin: "Do you feel sorry for us?"

Lin Chunmei collapsed instantly, crying loudly: "I didn't mean to harm you..."

"Sun Qian" was obviously taken aback after hearing the cause and effect. Is this the truth?

But because of jealousy, they ruined other people's lives.

This kind of person is simply scarier than ghosts.

"Mrs. Sun," "Sun Qian" leaned forward, his originally greasy and shriveled face seemed a bit cold and aloof because of another person's possession, "Next, you have to do as I say. , understand?"

Lin Chunmei nodded in a daze: "Okay, Mr. Lu..."

When Shen Jinian floated out of the house, all the ghosts were looking forward to him.

Lu Yu stepped forward and carefully looked at Shen Jinian's expression, but couldn't see why.

"How was the mission accomplished?"

Shen Jinian glanced at Lu Yu with a complicated expression: "You will know tomorrow."

When the night ghosts next to them heard this, they knew that their mission was completed.

What they could think of, Lu Yu naturally could think of too.

Lu Yu clapped his hands and called everyone together, "I bought the best incense sticks and candles for everyone to eat. As for the reward, I will send paper money to everyone when I get home! I have worked hard these few days!"

"It's not hard, it's not hard, it's fun..."

"Mr. Lu, if you have this kind of business next time, you must remember to come to us again..."

"Yes, yes, when it comes to haunting, we are professionals!"

......

The ghosts of the night were trying to sell themselves with each sentence, Lu Yu looked at them and smiled.

Smiling and laughing, he found that the face in front of him became more and more blurred. Before Lu Yu could figure it out, he passed out...

The next day, Lu Yu woke up in his bed.

Are his limbs a little soft, and his head is a little dull.

Trying to think back, Lu Yu only remembered that he was waiting for Shen Jinian to come out, and then passed out.

As for what happened afterwards and how he came back, Lu Yu had no memory at all.

Lu Yu wanted to ask Shen Jinian for clarification, but as soon as he came out of the bedroom, he found Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuozhi sitting on the sofa without saying a word.

Lao Zhang is wearing cassock, hanging Buddhist beads, and holding the Diamond Sutra in his hand.

Xiao Zuo was wearing Taoist robes, holding Fuchen, and carrying a mahogany sword behind his back.

"It's so colorful, are you going to participate in cosplay?" Lu Yu shook his shoulders, expressing doubts about the aesthetics of the two.

While talking, Lu Yu walked to the refrigerator and took a can of milk from it to drink.

Seeing Lu Yu, Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo finally came back to life.

They smiled at Lu Yu, raised their hands and greeted him: "Good morning. There may be a little misunderstanding between us and Mr. Shen. By the way, can you tell us where Mr. Shen is now..."

"It's sitting opposite you." Lu Yu didn't know why, and pointed to the other end of the sofa, "I'm still watching you smiling!"

Omg!

The Buddhist scriptures in Lao Zhang's hand shook and shook, and he smiled dryly at the empty sofa: "Mr. Shen, this is really a small misunderstanding. Your lord has a lot, so don't worry about it with us?"

Lu Yu stepped forward, sat down next to Shen Jinian and pushed him over there: "What happened?"

Shen Jinian raised his chin, and his eyes fell on the equipment of Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo: "It's nothing, I just didn't sleep at three o'clock in the morning and came here to drive out ghosts."

Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo couldn't see Shen Jinian, nor could they hear him speak.

As soon as Lu Yu's words came out of his mouth, Lao Zhang thought he was asking himself a question, and began to ramble——

It turned out that Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo didn't run away after going out that day.

As loyal brothers, they felt that they had to help Lu Yu.

If they hadn't witnessed something incomprehensible with their own eyes, they might have thought that Lu Yu was joking or had a nervous breakdown.

But after careful observation later, they found that Lu Yu seemed to have seen a ghost——

No normal person can really communicate with air.

They are good at dealing with people, but they have little experience in dealing with ghosts.

Lao Zhang shopped around and finally ordered Buddhist and Taoist exorcism equipment from Taobao——

Isn't it just a newly dead ghost? The two big men and a bunch of magic tools should be able to hold them down.

No, the two of them thought they were fully prepared and went to the door.

Lao Zhang took out the cow's tears he bought from Taobao and dabbed them on his eyelids, then threw it to Xiao Zuo: "Don't be nervous when you see the ghost later, he used to be human, so it's no big deal."

Xiao Zuo was a little helpless: "I should be fine, but Brother Zhang, black donkey hooves and steamed stuffed buns shouldn't taste the same..."

Lao Zhang always thought he was gnawing buns, but when Xiao Zuo spoke, he realized that he was gnawing a hoof.

He put all the magic weapon he had found in front of his chest, and said with a sudden heart: "You are arrogant, you are proud, the Yellow River is roaring..."

Lao Zhang's hands were trembling, but he couldn't align with the keyhole.

Just as he was singing to cheer himself up, the door creaked open from the inside.

Lao Zhang was so shocked that he threw the black donkey's hoof and buns out, and he didn't hear any movement inside for a long time.

"Little Zuo, can you see anything?"

Xiao Zuo shook his head: "It's so dark, I can't see anything."

Later, the two of them groped forward in the dark.

Shen Jinian was sitting in the living room, watching them "cast spells" on all four corners of the room.Sometimes when I feel playful, I throw an apple or pat them on the shoulder——

Being a ghost is really boring, and it's good to have some fun to pass the time once in a while.

Lu Yu looked at the dark circles under the eyes of the two of them, and was speechless for a while.

Ordinarily, it should be touched that my buddy cares about me so much.

But after listening to them say so many silly deeds, Lu Yu couldn't help but doubt——

Can my brother really be so stupid?

"Okay, okay, quickly change out of this outfit and catch up on sleep."

Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo, who were tired for most of the night, naturally would not refuse, they waved their hands to the sofa opposite to say goodbye.

Lu Yu was helpless, pointing to the balcony: "He's gone there now."

This float is really fast enough.

Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo hooked their mouths together, and rushed back to their room like the wind.

Lu Yu stepped forward and stood side by side with Shen Jinian on the balcony.

The sun was extremely hot today, Shen Jinian stood under the shade of the curtain, he couldn't stand the strong light.

Lu Yu was standing under the sun, and the warmth of the sun on his body made him feel relaxed.

"How did I get back yesterday?"

Shen Jinian paused, and said vaguely, "That's how I came back."

So how did you come back?

Lu Yu turned his head to look at Shen Jinian, with scrutiny in his eyes: "Huh?"

Shen Jinian licked his lips, cleared his throat and raised his arms: "That's how I brought you back."

Lu Nian lowered his eyes and looked at Shen Jinian's posture, feeling a little bad in his heart: "Are you... a princess hug?"

Shen Jinian nodded, "Yes."

"That's how you carried me back from West Street?"

"I didn't walk back, I floated back." Shen Jinian corrected him seriously, "Walking is a waste of time, I'll use the one that floats very quickly..."

Lu Yu only felt that his head hurt even more——

So he is a big man, floating across the road in the middle of the night.

From Xicheng Piaoyi to Dongcheng, if this is discovered by the relevant departments, it must be arrested and studied carefully.

Lu Yu wanted to say a lot, but now he couldn't say anything.

He raised his hand and pressed his temple hard, took a deep breath and asked, "So why am I dizzy? My physique has always been good. Could it have something to do with you?"

Hearing this, Shen Jinian raised his hand unnaturally, and pulled the curtain to say goodbye.

Lu Yu stepped forward, raised his hand to grab the magic collar, and fixed his eyes on him: "Tell me, does it have something to do with you?"

Shen Jinian patted his hands lightly, signaling him to let go.

Lu Yu raised his chin, his eyes were burning like a torch: "Is it because you are right?"

Shen Jinian pursed his lips, as if he had made some kind of decision.He took advantage of the situation and pulled Lu Yu, and kissed him as soon as he closed his eyes——

Here, I'll give you back what I took.