The day when the ghost marriage forced me to dig my grave

After Shen Laosan died, the family talked about their marriage.

This ghost marriage is not a glorious thing, and naturally not many people know about it.

The old steward of the Shen family brought his things all the way back to the old house, and after setting up the new house, he took the bride in.

The bride is tall and tall, with a big frame, and looks about 1.8 meters long.The breasts are bulging, and they are stronger than ordinary girls.

The hijab hid her face, so she couldn't see what she looked like - and she didn't look like much at all.

In the new millennium, not many people are willing to match the dead with ghost marriages.The horoscope is already very rare, and it's not a real life, who cares about appearance.

The old steward stuffed the cock into the bride's hand, and pulled the red satin to lead her to the front of the hall.

In the hall, there are statues of gods burning with wax, and a golden nanmu box is placed on the table.A two-inch black and white photo was pasted in the middle of the box, and the person on it had a pretty face.

The wealthy young master, young and promising, was born with a golden spoon in his mouth.

It's a pity that no matter how precious it is, it is also a short-lived ghost.

The bride lowered her eyes and stopped thinking about him.

The old steward yelled, and the bride worshiped the heaven and the earth holding the rooster.

At [-]:[-] in the evening, the ceremony is completed, and the bride enters the bridal chamber holding the groom's tablet.

***

Hot summer.

It was a boring day during the day, and at ten o'clock at night, there was lightning and thunder.

Inside the new house was burning wax, and the light flickered on and off.

Lu Yu sat on the bed holding the memorial tablet, already hungry.

As soon as the old steward outside the door left, Lu Yu immediately tore off his hijab, unbuttoned it, and panted.

The memorial tablet was placed by Lu Yu on the head of the bed. After all, it is his territory, so it is more or less polite.

There was a murmur first, and then a man said: "Old Lu, is there anything valuable in the room?"

"If you agree to finish this order, you will stop, and don't come up with other crooked ideas." Lu Yu was so hungry that he reached out and took out two buns from his chest and started to eat.

"Hey, brother is just talking." The person at the other end laughed and flattered when he heard the movement, "Lu, are the buns delicious? I specially lined up to buy Qingfeng buns for you this morning."

No matter how delicious the steamed stuffed bun is, it is just enough to satisfy the hunger if it has no temperature.

Lu Yu sarcastically hooked his lips, too lazy to talk nonsense with his companions: "What time do you leave?"

"Wait a little longer, Xiao Zuo just replaced the monitor in your house, there are still a few monitors to deal with."

"to make."

The thunder continued outside, and the rain was getting heavier and heavier.

Lu Yu was wearing gloves on his hands, carefully removing all traces of himself, and when he turned around, he saw the tablet facing him.

Lu Yu didn't believe in ghosts, so naturally he had nothing to be afraid of.

He stepped forward, raised his hand and turned the tablet to the other side.

The sound of boiling hot soup and chewing food came from the earpiece, Lu Yu turned sideways and sneered, "I'm going to be a ghost's bride on an empty stomach, and you two can comfortably eat hot pot in the car?"

"Oh, let's help you taste the taste first, and we can eat together when you come out!" The companion gasped after eating the meatballs, and asked meanly, "How does it feel to be a ghost's bride?"

"It's cool, do you want to come in and try?"

"Hehehe, I'm not as lucky as you. Well, it's a bit too cruel for us to eat you. I'll play some music for you to cultivate your sentiment."

The high-pitched music was instantly remembered, and Lu Yu, who was unprepared, was shocked.

Fuck!

Lu Yu took off the headset and rubbed his ears, thinking about loosening that guy's muscles and bones after going out.

Inadvertently glanced to the side, Lu Yu froze in place for an instant——

The tablet was unbiased, just facing him.

It just turned around.

Lu Yu frowned, raised his hand and turned it over on the table.

I probably remembered it wrong.

There was still thunder and lightning outside the house. Sitting there, Lu Yu suddenly felt a little cold.

Lu Yu put the headset back into his ear, the soprano in it was singing opera, and he couldn't hear his voice at all.

After finding such two unreliable companions, Lu Yu also felt very speechless.

It's a miracle that so many deals have been "closed" without such a tacit understanding.

Lu Yu took out his mobile phone, clicked on the account reminder, and looked back and forth twice.

Enough money has been earned, and everything can start again after getting out of here.

A gentle smile appeared on Lu Yu's face unconsciously, as if he had returned to the scene when he was a child.

But the smile lasted less than three seconds, and when he saw the tablet facing him again, Lu Yu felt a little uncomfortable.

The soprano singer in the headset finally died down, replaced by the voice of her companion.

It usually sounds a bit noisy, but now it sounds like the sound of nature.

Lu Yu looked at the tablet with cold eyes, raised his hand and pressed it on the headset and said, "Old Zhang, do you think there are ghosts in this world?"

Lao Zhang didn't know why Lu Yu suddenly asked this. He shrugged and leaned back on the seat, rubbed his stomach and muttered, "If you believe it, you don't believe it!"

"That's right." Lu Yu lived for 23 years and never believed in ghosts and gods.

He stood up and put the tablet down on the table again.

In addition, Lu Yu also picked up a pillow from the bed and pressed it on——

You can't lift the pillow and stand up.

Before Lu Yu finished building his mind, the pillow was overturned to the ground by an unknown strange force.

The tablet really stood up slowly.

Unbiased, still facing Lu Yu.

What the hell!

Lu Yu always felt that either he was crazy, or there was something weird in this room.

That old Zhang was still rambling, but this Lu Yu pretended to be shocked and said, "Old Zhang, do you know what to do if you encounter a ghost in the middle of the night?"

"What?"

"There may be something wrong with me, please tell me first, what should I do if I encounter a ghost?"

"Well, read 24 characters! The essence of materialism is afraid of gods and ghosts."

At this moment, Lu Yu didn't have time to think too much. He stuffed the headset in and stared at the tablet defensively: "What 24 characters, you should say it quickly!"

"It's patriotic and law-abiding, Mingli...what is Mingli...damn, I can't remember at the critical moment! Wait a minute, I'll give you Baidu... Old Lu, can you hear me? Old Lu!"

Lu Yu was waiting for Lao Zhang to speak, when there was a murmur in his ears and then there was no sound.

The intercom was interrupted and there was no signal on the mobile phone, Lu Yu broke out in a cold sweat.

The tablet pointed directly at Lu Yu, like a wolf staring at its prey.

Lu Yu turned to the left, and the memorial tablet followed.

Lu Yu turned to the right, and the memorial tablet followed.

Endless also.

"I said brother," Lu Yu's lips were dry, and he licked his lips unconsciously to organize his words, "We don't have any serious hatred, right? At least we have been worshiped together, so don't mess with me like this? "

Before he finished speaking, Lu Yu was actually amused by himself.

It's also because the nerves are too tense, talking about something with a memorial tablet.

Whether it's man-made or ghostly, he, Lu Yu, is a big man, so there's nothing to be afraid of.

Not to mention, Lu Yu really relaxed a lot thinking about it this way.

He picked up the pillow on the ground to cover his chest, and slowly moved towards the tablet.

Just when Lu Yu was thinking of using pillows to overwhelm the tablet, the tablet suddenly moved forward and flew towards Lu Yu head-on.

Lu Yu threw away the pillow, turned around and stepped on the memorial tablet on the ground with a sweeping leg, splitting it in two and rolling it apart.

It's really not intentional...

Before Lu Yu could apologize to the memorial tablet, there was a sudden thunder outside, which directly fixed Lu Yu in place.

The temperature in the room is getting lower and lower, and the season seems to have transitioned from hot summer to winter in an instant.

Lu Yu tried hard to move his body, but found that his body seemed to be frozen, completely uncontrollable.

Not to mention moving your fingers, you can't even speak.

Lu Yu watched helplessly as something floated out of the tablet and stood in front of him in human form.

It was a young man with a very handsome face.

But it was this face that made Lu Yu terrified——

Isn't what I saw in the mourning hall just now the portrait of this man?

This wealthy young master who is the third eldest in the Shen family, this Shen Jinian who was once called husband by thousands of girls——

Now he turned into a ghost, just floating in front of Lu Yu, his bright black eyes fixed on Lu Yu, wondering what he was planning.

Lu Yu couldn't run if he wanted to, and couldn't faint if he wanted to.

I can only stare face to face with this ghost, there is nothing I can do.

In all fairness, Shen Jinian really has a pretty face.

Even after turning into a ghost, it doesn't look much different from a human except that it's a little whiter——

Of course, it should look more pleasing to the eye if it is not floating.

Lu Yu felt that the other party was not malicious, so he tried to communicate with him.

But as soon as he blinked, Shen Jinian floated menacingly in front of him.

Now that Lu Yu's heart has changed, he is not afraid anymore.

The big deal is to die.

After death, they are all ghosts, and whoever is afraid of whom.

Lu Yu was thinking about how to fight the ghost, when his mouth softened suddenly, and something slipped in.

Lu Yu opened his eyes, and saw that beautiful face right in front of him.

Shen Jinian opened his eyes to look at Lu Yu, and Lu Yu also opened his eyes to Shen Jinian.

The four eyes of one person and one ghost are facing each other, and their mouths are tightly pressed together.

Lu Yu always felt that he was having a nightmare.

In the dream, they cheated and matched the horoscope to match the ghost marriage, and in the dream, he bumped into a ghost.

If it was a female ghost, it could still be considered a Liaozhai story, but if it were a male ghost, it would be a bit wrong.

The male ghost didn't kill him but kissed him. Thinking about it is fucked up.

What's more, the male ghost stuck out his tongue...