Mad Dog Meiqi

Ao Tian, ​​the lord of Sanchen City in Kyushu, fought with a fire dragon of unknown nationality in the South China Sea, triggering a tsunami that flooded several villages and towns. Fortunately, the monks watching the battle responded in a timely manner and did not cause any casualties or property losses.

An eleven or twelve-year-old kid was looking at his phone while peeling walnuts. Mei Qi came over to check the results and glanced at them with interest: "This dragon is quite beautiful."

It’s not about exploiting child labor. He and Anping volunteered to teach spells at the “Summer Care Center for Monk’s Children in Southern Yunnan”. Practice hands: Take out the complete nuts under the premise that the shell is not damaged, even if you pass the test.

The child put the walnuts into the jar and laughed, "Teacher An is going to be angry again!"

Mei Qi patted him lightly and said, "Don't make arrangements for your teacher!"

Immediately, several children stood up in the classroom and started booing, just as Anping came in through the back door, several people rushed to complain: "Teacher Mei just praised General Ao for being beautiful!"

Anping took a look at Mei Qi, curled his lips, and sighed: "Line up and share lunch between classes. Be quiet at lunchtime, the leader is coming."

"What leader?"

"Is it great?"

"Can you beat it?"

A group of elementary school students were quickly distracted and started arguing about their combat effectiveness.Mei Qi walked over to help him divide the cupcakes with a smile, and commented: "Next time put less sugar, it's not good for children to eat too much sugar."

Anping obediently agreed, but when the children were chatting and making trouble in groups, he bit off a piece of cake with his fingers.Mei Qi was snatched by him, licked the lips that he deliberately wiped, and continued to deliver cream to her mouth.After eating one in two bites, Mei Qi clapped her hands: "Which leader is coming?"

Anping grinned: "Yunxiu."

Mei Qi reached out for tea and said, "It's been a long time. Last time I asked her if she had broken away from the symbiotic relationship with the Five Poison City, she didn't say anything. This time I just asked again. This kind of thing is not good ?”

A hand grew out of Anping's back, and he slapped away a small hand that sneaked in to untie his apron strap. He sat on a small bench and said, "Xu Tao said that she was going to refine the Five Poison City, and she carried it with her, so symbiosis would not be a big problem." .”

"It's okay." Mei Qi felt relieved, and said, "But I still have something to ask."

An Ping hesitated to speak, Mei Qi pinched his face, then hurried to stop a group of children from getting together to fight.Anping curled his lips, got up and clapped his hands to ask everyone to dispose of the garbage properly.

There were still two classes before lunch, and An Pingquan arranged for him to practice the Five Ghosts Transporting Technique.A group of immature primary school students complained a lot, but they still practiced honestly, because Mei Qi promised them that the top three would get a piece of thunder magic talisman drawn by the teacher himself. ——He is not good at spells, but he is very skilled in drawing pictures.

Anping's cooking skills are good. Even the pickiest elementary school students can honestly swallow green onions and coriander. The meals in the trusteeship center are quite peaceful.Today he is still the old way. Once the illusion was activated, he asked two dummies to supervise the children's meals, and took Mei Qi to the kitchen to start a small stove. He complained while filling the soup: "If you want to find Yunxiu, there is no need to wait here. Well. There are too many organizations that need manpower, and the second generation of Xiu is really annoying."

Mei Qi didn't care: "Then I'll do other things when the handover is over here. I don't know you yet, but it's not like there are no girls who like you and are jealous all the time..."

"I do not have."

"Really?"

"Fake. What did you say about Ao Tian in the morning?"

Mei Qi ignored him.Anping was about to continue when Yunxiu came over.

The two sat at the back door of the kitchen and had lunch. The desks and chairs were temporary desks and chairs, and the two of them didn't care. It's just that Anping opened a barrier to block people, and even low-level monks couldn't feel it, but Yunxiu was so big. Fang Fangdi walked over, which made him very embarrassed, and he was glad that he didn't tell Mei Qi that he had opened the enchantment.

Mei Qi was biting a fried prawn cake in a disreputable manner, when she saw Yunxiu coming, Yun gave her a small bench and said hello: "Xiao Yun, come and try Ping Ping's prawn cake."

Anping pushed the plate towards Yunxiu in a friendly manner, and said, "Is there a heavy task recently?"

"It's not bad." Yunxiu praised the freshness of the shrimp meat and the seasoning was just right, and replied, "Food is the most important thing for the people. The superiors told us to find economic crops that are suitable for the current climate and environment as soon as possible, so that at least people can't starve to death; but that Qin Experts insist on guaranteeing the taste, saying that they don’t recognize Diannan No. [-] as rice, and they find it unpalatable.”

"Diannan No. [-] is really unpalatable." Anping said that he was going to wipe the gravy on Mei Qi's lips, and licked his fingers after wiping, feeling very happy.It is worthwhile for him to study for a long time, and even put several control groups in the ratio of shrimp and minced shrimp, and made this plate of fried shrimp cakes that will burst with juice.Whether it's a kind of psychological compensation or not, anyway, he thinks that Mei Qi eats very cutely, and it would be even better if she has a dog's tail.It's a pity that he made an order with Master Chen a few days ago, but he was ruthlessly rejected before he had time to propose it.

"But those mushrooms are good." Mei Qi was fair, "Southern Yunnan is really suitable for mushrooms."

Yunxiu smiled: "If you like it, come to the research institute when you have time and ask Pingping to transplant it to the palace."

An Ping thanked her, and said again: "Why did Ao Tian fight with someone? Didn't he be specially awarded a military rank, and Xu Tao let him mess around?"

"This kind of thing will happen more and more in the future." Yunxiu took the tea from Mei Qi, "The forces in the spirit world have been integrated, and we are about to send troops. Tomorrow Qi and Mei Mo will stand in the front, and we can't guard against the internal forces." Ghosts and smugglers. You can see that Ming Qi himself is a ghost in the spirit world. You have to beat him, and you have to beat him a few times until you are convinced. We didn’t promise not to use the Ministry of Truth.”

Mei Qi and Anping lacked interest, and the latter said: "We will take a look after a while. The ruins of Pingcheng are on the other side. I'll go get something."

Mei Qi didn't know what he was going to take, so it didn't matter, they chatted casually, cleaned up the table together, and went out to drink tea with Yunxiu.The summer sun in southern Yunnan is particularly bright, Mei Qi stretched her waist, moved to the shadow under the eaves, drank a sip of tea, and waved to Yunxiu before Anping came out.

Yunxiu leaned over and said, "Xiaoyun, the medicine you gave Anping last time... yes, it was used, don't laugh! Although the pain relief effect is good, other functions, such functions, are really unnecessary. .”

Yunxiu froze for a moment, her small face slowly turned red from the base of her neck to her forehead.After a while, Qiqi Ai said:

"Wait, wait a minute... No. No, it doesn't have that kind of effect. It's just physical lubrication... Besides, even if I think about it, I can't make the medicine with your physique..."

Mei Qi spent most of the day mentally preparing to discuss this matter with her, but she didn't expect to get such an answer. With a groan, her scalp burned from the soles of her feet, and she looked at Yunxiu stiffly.After a long while, he huddled in the chair and buried his face in his lap.

Yunxiu came to her senses, stood up and said some random nonsense, and found an excuse to run away.An Ping rubbed his hands inexplicably, and asked Mei Qi, the latter was slumped on the small bench, and when An Ping touched it, even his earlobe was red and hot.

He involuntarily softened his voice and said, "What's the matter?"

Mei Qi was also anxious just now, and she forgot to tell Yunxiu not to speak out, but thinking about it, she probably wouldn't tell Anping about it, so as long as Anping doesn't know, it's not a big problem... Let Yunxiu take the blame, The right to regard her as a filial piety to the master and my old man!

He stood up, muttered "nothing", and pushed him back to take care of the children.

Because the second generation of Xiu usually learned the spells that their parents are good at early on, and they usually make a lot of noise by making small troubles, so the trusteeship center was built on the top of a hill, and a large array of protection was added.After the concentration of Kyushu's spiritual energy increased, the operating cost of the teleportation array dropped a bit. Some people took the teleportation array to go home in the afternoon, and some lived in school during the summer.At present, there are only four employees except Anping and Mei Qi, who live together in a three-story bamboo building. The four monks also live in the student dormitory in shifts to prevent accidents.

Mei Qi has a big heart, and a few times she secretly took the students out to play. Anping had no choice but to think that the kid was using a light bulb to make him unable to show affection, and at the same time had to cover up.But that night, Mei Qi was unexpectedly lacking in energy. After washing up early, she lay on the mat in a daze, which made him worry again.

Mei Qi didn't say anything, and he didn't want to force him, so he just opened the window silently so that the summer night breeze could blow in through the mountains and forests, then turned off the lights and went to bed, and fell asleep early together next to Mei Qi.

In the middle of the night, Anping suddenly opened his eyes.

Mei Qi hugged him too tightly, and hurriedly sniffed around his chest and neck. She didn't know what she dreamed of, so she kicked her legs anxiously.Anping called him several times, but he didn't wake up, and even the shock of his consciousness didn't work.

Anping was in a hurry, and wanted to contact Yunxiu with a formula, but Mei Qi caught her and put her hand on her back.

Mei Qi was buried in his arms.An Ping smoothed his hair from the top of his head to his back.After a while, Mei Qi relaxed, but started to cry in a daze.After crying for a long time, humming twice, smacking her lips, she was comforted by him, and continued to sleep.

Anping didn't dare to let go, and was worried all night, hugging him to comfort him, and when he was about to wake up, he immediately stopped and pretended to be asleep.

Mei Qi thought he wasn't awake, so she arched her head up in a good mood, touched his lips, and sat up to change clothes.Unexpectedly, Anping hugged him from behind, and said in a hoarse voice: "Don't go today. I won't go to school in the morning."

He looked aggrieved and sad, Mei Qi couldn't bear to refuse, and turned her head to kiss him.

During lunch break in the morning, a few children ran over and knocked on the window.A few immature formulas made the barrier on the glass window squeak, Mei Qi bit Anping's neck, embarrassed to scream, and soon lost the strength to clench her teeth.

This time I didn't use the bottle of balm that Yun Xiu made, but the effect was no different.Mei Qi didn't feel any discomfort at all, and because of Anping's rapid technological progress, she was addicted to it from beginning to end.

Such a day is really depraved.Mei Qi lay down in the bathtub created by Anping's spell, thinking, they are really a waste of resources alive.

Because of the morning class, Mei Qi decided to do the same in the afternoon. Since he wanted pigeons, he had to follow through to the end. Anyway, Anping had already sent two phantom phantoms to teach them.

Before noon, the two went down the mountain to buy ingredients.Anping, a cheapskate, would not share a single grain of rice with these little brats for the spiritual flowers and grasses planted in the small world—that’s all he said. Those kids couldn't bear it.

Although the two of them don't sweat and are not very sensitive to the weather, Mei Qi cut his hair short before summer, and let it down to cover half of his back. When Anping helped him tie up his ponytail, he always felt a little bit Inexplicably charming, but dare not say; Anping and Yang Wuxie have become good friends, the former asks for advice on the styling management of successful idols, except that he is embarrassed to put on makeup, and has two more pierced ears, Mei Qi does not know what happened Because of his mentality, he likes to bite his ears.

The two walked side by side on the mountain road.There is indeed no road on this mountain, and there is a first-come, first-served basis for infrastructure construction. The second-generation needs can be slightly later, so the four employees of the trusteeship center walked the few paths by themselves, and they are extremely steep.Anping has a good memory, and now he can't figure out whether Mei Qi is really afraid of heights or is afraid of heights due to various factors at that time, so he specially chooses those trails where he can't see the clouds and other hills in the mountains.

After walking for a while, Mei Qi suddenly grabbed his hand.Mei Qi's skin is neither thin nor thick, but she rarely takes the initiative to make intimate movements with Anping.Therefore, Anping was shocked, and began to rewind the tape to analyze what went wrong.

He held Mei Qi's hand and walked forward on the steep path.There was no one else on the road except them, only the dots of sunlight leaking from the leaves swayed with the wind.

After walking for a while, An Pingfu came to his heart and stopped suddenly.Mei Qi was in a daze, startled, but heard him laughing and saying: "Close your eyes."

Although he seemed to be smiling, Mei Qi could tell that he was very sad.So he obediently closed his eyes and waited for Anping to move.

Something fell on his head.A heavy, incensed cloth hung down over his head, its hedron studded with hedrons falling to his chest.

Mei Qi blushed suddenly.Fortunately, this piece of cloth blocked it, and this piece of cloth was also red.I don't know where they got it—no, Rachel came over when they were in Hangcheng, and brought the custom-made wedding clothes from Sun and Moon before, packed in a huge ten-thousand-year Thunderwood box.Everyone in the Sun Moon Sect is talented, because they don't know who to make women's clothes for, so they both have women's clothes.

He thought that Anping had thrown away that big box at that time.

Anping held his hand, paused, and said softly, "Ah Qi."

Mei Qi didn't respond for a while, and after a while she adjusted her mentality and said with a smile, "What are you doing with this all of a sudden?"

Anping said: "It's better to hit the sun than choose the day. Let's go to the city to get the certificate."

Mei Qi was stunned for a moment, but didn't realize it for a while: "We are both men, so it's illegal."

Anping was also out of his mind: "Yunxiu, ask Yunxiu to go through the back door."

The two walked down the mountain hand in hand. After walking for a while, one realized that the other party was proposing marriage, and the other realized that it probably meant a promise.

Both feel that the other party's palm is hot.

Anping stiffly turned to look at Mei Qi, seeing him walking with his head bowed, shaking the gold, silver and jewels on his hijab jingling, he suddenly laughed silently.After laughing, he whispered: "There is nothing wrong with women's clothing. I always wear it."

Mei Qi responded indiscriminately, and Anping couldn't wait to snap his fingers and put on new clothes for the two of them. In his shame and bewilderment, he didn't even have time to criticize Anping for helping him dress with kindness on the surface, but he was doing foreign work while groping. Okay, on the contrary, he laughed foolishly at Anping's hand protruding from the layers of red sleeves.

Anping held Mei Qi's hand tightly, and walked into the summer sunshine outside the forest.

More than 700 years ago, King Ping held Yunxiu's hand in this way and walked through a wider street covered with snow.Anping never thought about it, but now he knows.

At that time, Mei Qi kept looking at him.King Ping held Yunxiu's hand, and the two of them wore heavy dresses and passed through the vermilion gate. The city was filled with the scent of blessed wine and meat, as if everyone was cheering for them.Maybe Mei Qi didn't even know what it meant, but she knew how to cover her face when King Ping was looking for him.

When the two found Yunxiu, she was cooking rice with a group of researchers, claiming that if Diannan No. [-] didn't work, it would paralyze Expert Qin's tongue.A group of civil servants raised their heads in a daze, and saw a tall and handsome young man with a confident and honest smile, holding the hand of another big man dressed in women's clothes, and said loudly: "Xiaoyun, do me a favor and apply for a certificate!"

Expert Qin's tongue escaped unharmed.Yunxiu put on her uniform, and called more than a dozen brothers and sisters from Wudao City to drive them to the Civil Affairs Bureau.There was a rush, and some people yelled, "Wait a minute! The brazier hasn't been fired yet, is it the traditional way to burn the brazier?!" Another person replied, "That didn't make sense to put it at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau. How the hell did this happen?" The real fire of Samadhi is almost extinguished, and the next door is the fire department"; Mei Qi also shouted, "Don't mess around, Anping Yunxiu, what are you doing? Don't make more trouble—" In the chaos, Anping grabbed his knee with one hand In the nest, stride over the brazier, and walk through the glass door amidst the illusion of artificial flowers in the sky, the scenery is like a mountain king who has just returned to the stockade after robbing the rich and helping the poor.

The staff instructed them to stand by the wall and take pictures. Mei Qi hurriedly raised her hand to take off the red hijab, but Anping grabbed her wrist.Then Anping grabbed his hand and lifted the corner of the red cloth, and the short body came to bite his lips.

The lights flickered, and only Yunxiu said: "What system does not support, just listen to me, that's it, register."

A few minutes later, Yunxiu held the marriage certificate and sighed: "The administrative efficiency is quite high today, and it can be used to publicize political achievements."

Mei Qi still looked at it honestly: "The photo is blurred. Fortunately, it's too blurry to tell that it's a women's dress."

Anping smiled so hard that his teeth could not be seen, but he also had a different kind of handsomeness: "The marriage system is not connected to the inter-provincial network, so you can try it again in another place."

From the beginning to the end, he kept looking at Mei Qi, those black eyes with a little brown under the sun were shining brightly.Mei Qi stared at him for a long time, and finally found the answer to many confusions in these days and even in his life.

"I love you."

——Fanwai 3 Ordinary Day End——