Mad Dog Meiqi

The landscape of the spirit world is somewhat gloomy and barbaric.In the rich aura, many animals and plants can open up their intelligence, and the rest of them also grow extremely vigorously.Trees hundreds of meters high are not uncommon, and there are several places in the Sea of ​​Snakes that stretch for thousands of miles. Even some plants in the cave will naturally form a killing array, which catches those monks who want to pick up the elixir and reach the sky in one step.

Ming Qi turned the SUV into a convertible and watched the three rednecks enter the city triumphantly.But soon he found himself isolated. After chatting about the scenery, the three of them began to eat snacks. After eating snacks, they began to discuss the application of civil engineering in the talisman formation. branch.

Tomorrow Qi is incredible: "Aren't you worried about the decisive battle in the future?"

"Don't worry." Mei Qi was very frank, "If you can kill it, then don't worry; if you can't kill it, it's useless to worry."

Tomorrow Qi said: "You must not have done very well in your studies."

Mei Qidao: "Boss Ming, you are just pretending to be blind. After all, I am also an alumnus of Huahua."

"Why do you have to compare your cultural level with Mei Wenhua?" Mingming Qi stretched out two fingers to clamp Mei Mo's sword, the latter slapped the hilt of the sword, turned over and landed in front of the passenger seat, and stepped on the seat; Tomorrow Qi moved his butt to save his bird, and Mei Mo turned his palm into a knife and attacked the opponent's throat.Tomorrow Qi crossed the blade with the tip of his sword in his arms, and Mei Mo let out a hey hey, and the sword shrouded in black mist suddenly turned into countless black chains and wrapped around him.

Naturally, this supernatural power cannot cause any damage to Ming Qi, but this momentary obstacle also prevents him from realizing Mei Mo's true intentions - she blasted the passenger seat with a punch, and swaggered over the lying on the ground. Tomorrow starts, and sits down at the back, Anping and Mei Qi are serving tea and snacks to each other, she raised her legs, took a big bite of pineapple cake, and commented: "The pineapple in southern Yunnan is really delicious. "

The three of them plus Rachel showed a happy smile amid the screams of tomorrow's pig slaughter.

After mourning his new car tomorrow, Qi changed the mode of the meeting room in despair, found a seat, and poured a glass of wine by himself.Mei Qi took a sip of tea: "Boss Ming, why don't you say something?"

Tomorrow Qi thought about it, and said to Mei Mo solemnly: "It turned out to be black safety pants, I can't tell that you are this type."

After a while, Mei Mo withdrew her slap and said, "Because I wanted to fight with you a long time ago, and the skirt is inconvenient."

Mingming Qi's blue eyes widened: "Then you still hit me?"

Mei Mo sneered and said, "You didn't hide, you won't fight for nothing!"

This sentence received warm applause.Tomorrow Qi turned to Rachel and said, "You have lost your year-end bonus."

Rachel said: "Young master, we are a slave society, where no wages are paid for pure exploitation."

Tomorrow Qi slapped his head: "I've been playing on the opposite side for too long, I forgot. So, Mrs. Mary's Blood Pact is still in Collins' hands. Why did she run away?"

Rachel said respectfully: "Because the young master needs a reason to kill Master Collins."

The convertible just passed through a restriction, climbed several hills, and stopped in front of a courtyard.The five jumped out of the car, and the car turned back into a ball and was kept by Rachel.A few silver wolves lying on the edge of the flowing water rockery basking in the sun suddenly woke up and looked at the five people in surprise.The headed brown-haired blue-eyed mixed-race man dressed like an old man walking a bird in Yandu, beside him was a secretary wearing high-heeled shoes and a heroic female student from the Republic of China, and behind him was a beautiful fairy teacher in white clothes and a pectoral A tall young man in a white T-shirt that almost burst out.

A handsome middle-aged man with silver hair, red eyes, and sharp fangs walked out of the antique and fairy-like pavilions.This vampire's dress style is similar to that of Mei Qi, holding a splashed ink landscape oil paper umbrella, stepped forward and said:

"Good Lord's Day, Young Master! I've heard the name of the Seven Killing Sword God for a long time! Dale Collins, seniors can just call me Xiao Ke."

"I won't say anything extra." Tomorrow Qi took a step forward and said with a smile, "Master Collins, this king is here to visit Madam Mary. Has she already come back first?"

"Young leader is very good at planning things." Collins glanced at the others, and said, "Madam prepared the banquet, knowing that the young leader doesn't like outsiders to disturb, and is waiting for you in the small courtyard. When I heard that the Seven Killing Sword God is here, I also We have prepared a few top-quality Nascent Souls, and it just depends on which taste the seniors like."

When Mei Qi thought of the Nascent Soul that was eating raw in the dream, she felt a little nauseous.Sensing the shocked eyes of Mei Mo and An Ping, he flicked his sleeves lightly and said, "Go ahead and talk."

Anping's face changed again and again.Collins led a group of people through several pavilions, waterside pavilions, hand-painted verandahs, and explained all the way with a smile.On a small bridge made of bamboo and wood, Anping finally couldn't help but said: "Senior Collins, I would like to ask, is there any particularity in this Nascent Soul's cooking?"

Before Collins could speak, Mei Qi's face darkened, and without thinking, she stepped on Anping's foot hard, and she let out a ouch, which caused Anping to apologize repeatedly.Mei Qi scolded: "Do you know how to look at people's faces?! I won't eat!"

Rachel suddenly said: "No, Senior Mei Qi, you are eating, but you are really picky, and the Nascent Soul prepared by Hall Master Collins does not meet your requirements. Therefore, Bo Yuntian, who is less religious, endured pain in order to entertain all friends Cut off love, take the Nascent Soul of the proud subordinate Hall Master Collins as a gift to the seniors, to show the generosity of our sect, to do everything possible for the allies, and to lay a strong foundation for the friendly cooperation between the two parties in the future."

She flicked the blood on the dagger, and the blood dissipated when it encountered sunlight in mid-air.Rachel sheathed her knife, bowed to Ming Qi, and said calmly: "Young Master, I can explain this reason to all the Dharma protectors."

Mingming Qi wept and said: "Yes, the master of Collins sacrificed his life for righteousness, and my teaching should not be ungrateful. This king has become the master today. From today onwards, the Misty Forest in the southeast region to the Red Forest Mountains will be under the jurisdiction of the Collins family. There is no need to pay offerings within a hundred years. It’s just that the king has paid long-term greetings to Hall Master Collins, Rachel, I don’t know if the Hall Master has any relatives alive?”

Mrs. Mary hurried over with a tutu skirt and lace high heels: "The little girl was rescued by the earl many years ago and became a member of the blood clan. It's just that the young master didn't know about it. , under the massacre, the villa is now...only my concubine is left!"

Mingming Qi was furious, and said to a void: "Guardian Candle, have you heard it? Heifengshan has rebelled a long time ago, and I hope that the Guardian will go to calm it down as soon as possible. I also have a defensive magic weapon, Hunyuanding. And give it to the guardian for self-defense!"

A white-bearded old man in Taoist robes appeared to take the Hunyuan Ding, and sighed: "Bo Yuntian, who is less religious."

Tomorrow Qiyi cupped his hands: "I hope the Dharma Protector will go well!"

The guardian candle disappeared again, and the three of them quickly adjusted their expressions. Rachel said to Mrs. Mary: "Let's clean up the villa, we'll stay here overnight."

Mei Qi finally found a loophole: "Isn't your acting a bit exaggerated?"

Tomorrow Qi handed the handkerchief that wiped away tears to Rachel, and said vigorously: "It's okay, but the spirit world is not a place outside the law, everyone needs an explanation."

Anping was puzzled: "Your teaching is like this all day long, aren't you tired?"

Tomorrow Qi thought about it: "It's okay, it's quite fun." Then he waved his hand and invited everyone to sit down.

Mei Qi was not polite to him either, she sat down at the Eight Immortals table and poured herself a cup of tea.Anping asked Tianqi: "What are we waiting for here?"

Tomorrow Qichao Meiqi nuzzled: "Your senior knows."

Anping became angry for no reason, but he ignored him, sat down beside Mei Qi, and listened carefully to Mrs. Mary's introduction of the delicacies on the table.

That night, Mei Qi was still so nervous that she couldn't sleep, she pushed open the wooden window to let the wind blow.The evening wind in the spiritual world stirs the spiritual flow, making people feel refreshed.Mei Qi was not so refreshed in her heart.He has not been idle in the past few months, he has taken good control of this body, and he can maximize his combat power, but he still cannot do it if he is as brave as the lunatic in his dream ——The main reason is that it hurts to look at it. He Meiyuan is a flower in a greenhouse, and he was sun-drenched for two days during his university military training.Said it was the same person, but he didn't remember what hardship Mei Qi had suffered.

on the other hand--

He looked at Anping who was practicing sword in the courtyard, and sighed.

If you think about it seriously, maybe Anping is in the same situation as him. In fact, he is King Ping at all, but he doesn't remember everything.

Mei Qi didn't want them to remember the past.The past is in the past, and everyone is living well now, growing up peacefully, having books and jobs, and at least one parent is alive and caring.There is really no need to think about the hard days before.You see, Anping received a few relic eyes, and his whole body is not good.

Anping should have been determined and carefree to save the world.In the final analysis, the heroine at [-]:[-] is just an extra. Mei Qi felt that it was not worth it for Anping to become like this because of guilt or something else.Young people like Anping should be more cheerful and optimistic, and save the world for some better and purer reasons, and puppy love will harm others and themselves.

Mei Qi propped her head against the window, smiled silently, and met Anping's eyes.

An Ping had just finished practicing a set of sword formulas, looked up at Mei Qi's window, and saw Mei Qi smiling at him leaning against the window.Not necessarily smiling at him, but just looking in his direction, with a gentle but guilt-filled expression, as if the person behind him is not a bed but a cliff, and the next moment he is about to fall backwards for himself.

"forward--"

As soon as An Ping made a sound, Mei Qi slammed the window shut, as hard as a charter woman who just poured a basin of cold water.Anping was not discouraged this time, and smiled helplessly. Looking at the window, he suddenly felt that everything was full of hope again.

In the morning of the second day, tomorrow Qi hurriedly ran to the veranda to call Mei Mo, but there was no answer for a long time, and he called An Ping again, who was spreading rice rolls in the kitchen.

A civil engineering engineer in Anping, probably a little obsessive-compulsive due to the excessive number of engineering drawings, neatly rolled the thin vermicelli with shrimps, poured it with sauce, and cut it into small rolls with a knife.Tomorrow, Qi opened the door and entered, pale with shock, and then filled with righteous indignation: "Cult! You are a cult! Why are you doing this to rice rolls?"

Anping said calmly: "You can recognize this rice roll, isn't it over? What kind of fart is the leader of the cult with me?"

Tomorrow Qi said: "Anyway, this is not sausage roll. You can go back to the furnace and remake it, or I will report you to Mei Qi."

Anping glanced at him: "Is there anything to report, isn't the rice roll not well made?"

"You know what this king is referring to." Tomorrow Qi snorted, "Go back to the furnace and rebuild, otherwise don't force me..."

Mei Qi didn't sleep well, and heard Ming Qi yelling in the yard, she also got up, following An Ping's breath, she saw the two men at war, and immediately looked at Ming Qi with a bad expression: "What? After all, he is a rank nine, so it is not shameful to trouble the juniors? Do you want to practice with me?"

Tomorrow Qi clicked his tongue and rolled his eyes: "You are really a mad dog, you bite everyone you see."

"Isn't it you who spoke first, or you are the dog."

Mei Qi walked over slowly, touched her chin, and suddenly remembered, isn't this the popular script a few years ago, where the hero and the villain fall in love and kill each other? Maybe it's okay to pimp them... No, That's not right, I love myself, it's not right, Anping can't be regarded as King Ping, besides, what does Mei Qi's concubine have to do with Mei Yuan.

The two dirty adults once again exchanged eye contact, Anping walked slowly between them, and greeted Mei Qi with a smile.

"Senior Ah Qi, good morning."

Mei Qi glanced at him, and said helplessly: "I still need to sleep. This is not a physical need, but a psychological need. Don't make it too tired, it's easy to go crazy."

Anping thought for a while: "Can a heart demon be eaten?"

Mei Qi pondered and said: "Theoretically, it is feasible... Don't talk about that, you practice hard these few days, and Boss Ming has prepared a big opportunity for you."

The last sentence was a smirk, but Ming Qi didn't care, and stretched his arms: "I don't want to either. Has any of you seen Mei Wen's painting?"

Anping thought about sending him away quickly, so he said nicely, "Senior sister went to the waterfall to the south last night to cut up three corpses, and said that she wanted to condense the second incarnation before departure....No, senior, I'm not not a protector, The senior sister said she didn't wear clothes, and asked Ms. Rachel to protect the law!"

Mei Qidao: "I know you won't do such a thing, so there's no need to say more. It's just that Huahua didn't tell me?"

"Sister, you know who she is, Hu." Anping spread her hands, "She always thought she could make it, and in the end she really could."

"Don't underestimate yourself." Mei Qi thought about it all night, and decided to give Anping a bloodbath, "She is talented and willing to work hard, but you are no worse than her. You are talented and lucky, and you are determined , let alone lose to anyone.”

Anping said helplessly: "Senior, I am also a college student. I really don't need to be filled with chicken soup. You just disliked me for being obsessed... And compared to that, I hope you will be less determined."

Mei Qi said vaguely: "Let's talk about it. Boss Ming, why are you still here?"

Tomorrow Qi let out a cry, and frowned: "I'm going to find Mei Wenhua now, isn't she naked? It's very impolite to go and see without permission."

Mei Qi said suspiciously: "You were looking at the bottom of her skirt before."

Tomorrow, Anping's expression remained unchanged, and Anping suddenly realized: "Senior, I understand. You don't use divine consciousness, so you may not be clear. Ming--senior's divine consciousness is a real fake divine realm, but you don't need to deliberately control it when you go to the south waterfall. He yelled in the corridor early in the morning, and then came to ask our senior sister's whereabouts, in order to create an alibi."

Tomorrow Qidao: "I didn't do it on purpose, the place is too small, if the consciousness doesn't pay attention, the coverage will be so far away."

Mei Qi asked: "I didn't meet your spiritual consciousness in the shower last night. Your spiritual consciousness overflows in the form of a line segment, from you to the waterfall?"

Tomorrow Qi looked at him, then looked at Anping: "I said that if I covered you, I would be beaten by Anping; You took a shower, I'm sorry, Fellow Daoist Mei Qi, I will pay attention to it in the future!"

Mei Qi's complexion changed again and again, and finally sighed: "Forget it. Children and grandchildren have their own blessings. If she doesn't beat you, you can figure it out. The overflow of spiritual consciousness is really beyond control, but I don't want you to continue" can't Control'. It just seems that the legal system in Kyushu didn't transform you into a normal person, so if you really can't control it next time," he suddenly said grimly, "I'll chop your ○!"

"Thank you for your understanding!" Qi Yi cupped his hands tomorrow, and still told the truth, "I take back what I said before. The restrictions my father imposed on me became more and more active, and I lost control. It's just that I thought you didn't care about the people I taught. There will be discrimination, and I don’t want to justify it.”

As soon as Mei Qi heard the "restriction", she began to slander the tiger's poison and not eat its children, but turned to Anping and said earnestly: "Look, if you have something to say, you should say it well."

Anping nodded, hit the snake with the stick: "Senior, I—"

"What's for breakfast today?" Mei Qi performed a double standard on the spot. Anping pursed his lips and said, "Intestine rolls and porridge. Porridge is a newly learned delicacy. The soup base is made of five-colored peacock bones. But I still can't control the true essence very well, the taste is not quite right, and I am preparing to redo it."

Mei Qi glanced at the only white rice noodle in the kitchen, and she was shocked: "This is rice noodle?!"

Don't tell me, I thought the roasted cold noodles were white, after all, the Northeast roasted cold noodles...

Before he finished speaking, Anping immediately said: "Oh, this is for Senior Ming, he likes this method, I don't understand it very well, maybe he likes to bake cold noodles after staying in Yandu too much. I thought you I still need to sleep for a while, so I will make another one now. What flavor do you want?"

Mei Qi waved her hand: "Whatever. It's not a big problem." Then she asked Ming Qi, "Go to the courtyard for breakfast together? I can't see that you like this kind of..."

Tomorrow, who was killed because of a rice noodle review, went out with Yujian in high spirits, and Mrs. Mary had already run away overnight, leaving only Mei Qi and An Ping in the empty villa.Mei Qi waved her hand and said with a smile, "Forget it, don't waste food."

Anping smiled silly, and handed him a bowl of porridge, but he didn't see him move the spoon.After a long while, Mei Qi sighed, smoothed his sleeves, and served him a bowl: "We still have to eat, psychological needs. As the saying goes, it's easy to be inferior to others, but difficult to be superior to others."

The two leaned on the kitchen chopping board and drank fairy porridge with fresh shrimp rice rolls.After dinner, Anping washed the dishes, and Mei Qi took out a few magical artifacts and a set of blue cassock from the storage bracelet and told him to put them on. Wearing a white T-shirt with sweatpants before was a bit outrageous and not safe enough.

When Anping carried her back to take off her T-shirt, Mei Qi suddenly recalled the "Mei Qi" who punched a dog's head off in her dream. She only felt that Anping could do the same job now, but she couldn't take her eyes off her.By the time he realized it, he had already touched it with his hands several times, but Anping calmed down inappropriately, maintaining a posture of grabbing the corners of his clothes with his hands and raising his head above his head, motionless.

Mei Qi patted his back muscles calmly: "The cultivation results in the past few months have been very good."

Anping said sincerely: "Senior, it's okay."

Mei Qi raised her legs and walked out, Anping was very helpless, changed her clothes in a few moments, and then ran after her: "Senior, you have to see if the clothes you choose fit well, right?"

Mei Qi took a look.Anping originally looked better as he grew longer and wider, but he deliberately grew his black hair longer to please him. Getting closer again, Mei Qi had to look up at his face.After looking at it for a while, Anping smiled and said, "Senior, this dress..."

"It's pretty good." Mei Qi didn't want to look guilty, so she didn't back down, but praised vigorously, "Your muscles are firm, your shoulders are wide and your waist is thin, you look thin when you wear clothes, and you have flesh when you take off your clothes, it means that you have cultivated correctly."

What he said was more serious than the previous Poison Chicken Soup. Anping was obviously not happy. Mei Qi patted his chest muscles, and he obediently moved sideways, looking as if he had been hit.

Tomorrow they will be asked to stay overnight in the villa, mainly to solve the matter of Mrs. Mary, and to give her a chance to "frame Master Collins and flee in fear of crime while the young master is resting". A force that can cause chaos.Of course, Wanlongyuan and Fengque Mountains have no time to deal with it for the time being.

Mei Qi and An Ping walked to the gate of the villa one after the other, the off-road vehicle had been unfolded into a meeting room mode, just because there were only four people sitting in the back, it looked a bit like a chess and card room.Mei Mo and Rachel were in high spirits, they were discussing the suitability of magic tools, spirit tools and exercises, and greeted them when they saw this.

The two got into the car and greeted Rachel very familiarly to play cards with them.Rachel hesitated for a while, but still refused, shuffling the cards, and the three began to fight the landlord.An Ping didn't understand the rules at first, and then he consciously cooperated with Mei Mo to lose a few rounds—Mei Qi's spiritual sense is weak, which means that people in the world of cultivating immortals are relatively stupid.

After a while, Qi Ming came late again.This guy went out for so long and didn't look for anyone. Instead, he changed into a small suit, long windbreaker and leather shoes. He wore a gold-rimmed monocle on his chest. It was probably some kind of high-level magic weapon, full of the flavor of a dude.

"Zhang Juan has entered the country, let's go on the road too." Holding a communication slate, he got into the car and waved to Rachel, "Meet at Luanyao Ridge."