Mad Dog Meiqi

Mei Qi didn't look into the yard, but sat there eating snacks and playing mobile games. When An Ping and Master Shen came in one after the other, he put away his phone and got up to say hello. Didn't have time to look at the card.

Master Shen bowed again and again: "Master Mei, long time no see, as long as you are in good health!"

Mei Qi was taken aback and glanced at Anping.This is another acquaintance. Boss Ming didn't say anything.Still smiling on his face, he said: "Master Shen is also growing old and strong. I am ashamed to say that I don't remember many things, so please forgive me. There are only a few of us old people now. Don't be fooled, just call me Ah Qi." good."

"Master Shen doesn't dare to be that!" Master Shen blushed and patted Anping on the shoulder, "This boy didn't tell me that His Holiness is back, otherwise I would rush to Hangzhou to welcome you no matter what!"

Mei Qi smiled and said: "Don't mention the past again. This is Anping little friend?"

Master Shen laughed loudly: "Since you are doing things for the venerable, I will teach you a few dishes. Comrade Anping is very talented, and the venerable should be careful, and be careful not to be abducted by other families." Already!"

Mei Qi curled her lips, anyway, when she arrived at Mei's house, no matter what he did, it would be my house.But he can see that the old man is honest and his acting skills are not good. He has clearly confirmed his eyes with Anping—according to the average of the protagonist’s integrity in recent years, Anping will be Ping Wang even if he is not Ping Wang at this time—, at this moment Help people say good things.

Anping over there was also in a hurry, so if he didn't know how to speak, he would say a few words, didn't he see the truth!It's no wonder that Pingcheng lost to that cub tomorrow Qi!

Mei Qi said calmly: "Then I will have the cheek to trouble you. Sigh, you must also know that the exercises I practice are not suitable for Anping Xiaoyou. If he has any problems in cultivation, please correct me!"

"No trouble, no trouble!" Master Shen repeatedly said, "Today we meet again, please two—please stay for dinner before you go! Just in time, Xiao An also brought fresh mushrooms back, just to make three meals."

Fresh mushrooms, hot pot, stir-fried, salt-roasted—just looking at the combination of words makes people feel fascinated.Mei Qi smiled and said: "Then respect is worse than obedience."

Master Shen chattered a few more words, quickly put up a closing sign outside the store, changed Mei Qi's tea and snacks, asked Anping to stay and chat with her, and rushed to prepare ingredients by himself.I have to say that Master Shen's business ability is still strong enough, even the tea and snacks are delicious.

Anping decided to be honest and lenient, took out a large jar of panacea given by Dongfang Shen, and cast a questioning look at Mei Qi.Mei Qi nodded indifferently, telling him to eat with confidence.Yunxiu can trust that Master Shen seems to be sent by Yunxiu, and he is King Ping's licking dog, so he won't attack Anping.As for the sequelae, where are the sequelae.In the era of per capita Ke medicine, how can Ke medicine become stronger?As long as you drink fast enough, the sequelae won't be able to catch up with him.If so, switch to another drug.

Anping took two elixirs and was about to practice, when Mei Qi suddenly said: "Aren't you going to learn how to cook? Why don't you follow?"

So Anping went to help the cook in disgrace.Mei Qi took out her phone to check her tenth company. What the hell are the three SSRs from the same character, or the one he has already maxed out.

At dinner time, Qingmei came to deliver wine.Originally, she was here to run errands under Yunxiu's order, but Mei Qi couldn't bear the weird atmosphere of three people playing cards at the dinner table, each with their own ghosts, so she decided to ask her to eat and drink with her.Qingmei is also a little clever ghost, seeing the embarrassment of these three people, she immediately started talking and laughing, which made the atmosphere much more lively.

During the banquet, everyone was talking and laughing. In line with the principle of not telling the truth, everyone ate at ease and chatted happily.It was only then that Mei Qi knew how famous Master Shen was. The old man calmly mentioned that the New Oriental School he founded had replaced the old Oriental School as early as 500 years ago because of his open-mindedness and constant innovation. , In other words, he is now one of the best cooks in Kyushu.Of course, the old man said this mainly to imply that Mei Qi and Anping have a bright future, so think carefully.

Before leaving, Master Shen suggested another round of supper.There is a flower tree on a mountain in the old city that will bloom tonight. This is beyond the imagination of ordinary people, but he counted it.Mei Qi and Qingmei were chatting about the culture of southern Yunnan, totally ignoring Anping's livid face, they readily agreed to come down, who would have guessed that it was the old man who rushed to the mountains to ripen the soup while cooking soup.

As soon as the two left, Anping questioned Master Shen in a low voice.Master Shen sighed: "My lord, don't blame me, I'm also thinking of you!"

Anping didn't understand and motioned him to continue.Master Shen sneakily said: "This subordinate also noticed it, although I don't know why... Well, you couldn't help it at the time, but Venerable Mei really couldn't help it when he got angry. In short, has the Venerable been avoiding you all the time?" Seeing Anping nod his head in dismay, he analyzed, "In this situation, no matter whether His Majesty is out to anger you or simply wants to talk to Miss Qing, the relationship between the two of you will not be worse. But if you directly Going back, Miss Qing will definitely drive you off, if you don’t want to, you have to. You still can’t talk; but later, and drinking again, you two big men can’t ask her to go with a little girl, right? That mountain Well, it happens to be close to Miss Qing's aunt's house, and also close to Wudu City. You and Venerable Mei will send Miss Qing home first, and then we can go back to the city together. The way back to the city, hehe, my subordinates have made arrangements Already!"

Anping was moved: "Master Shen! You are so reliable!"

So the two enthusiastically started making snacks and tea, while Qingmei took Mei Qi up the mountain to occupy a place under the direction of Master Shen.I have to say that the people in southern Yunnan are really warm and hospitable, not inferior to those in Anping. Master Shen even specially organized a discussion group to make plans.But Anping happened to catch a glimpse of Yunxiu in his "roll up your sleeves and work hard" group, and asked casually, but Master Shen blushed and hesitated for a long time, and finally used the local five hundred The group of cultivators over the age of [-] prevaricated, which made him a little suspicious.

When he went up the mountain with a basket of Chinese toon glutinous rice cakes and snacks, he saw Mei Qi and Qing Mei sitting under the tree talking happily.It wasn't too cold in southern Yunnan in mid-January. Qingmei rolled up her flowery sleeves, revealing her two delicate and strong arms. She grabbed Mei Qi's hands from his dazzling white clothes and applied some essential oils and ointments. , Massage and knead him.Mei Qi was a little itchy when she pressed her palm, so she laughed.

The flower tree suddenly bloomed, and some pink or light yellow petals swirled and fell under a gust of evening wind because of too much force, which was too beautiful to behold.

Anping put down the basket slowly, and suddenly smiled: "I have also learned some hand massage before, your technique is so novel, can you teach me, sister Qing?"

He opened a pair of black eyes that were clear and bright, more sincere than the winter night sky in Daling, and spoke nonsense.Qingmei smiled and said, "What's wrong? Ah Qi still has one hand, watch carefully and follow me."

Mei Qi hurriedly said: "I'm not an mortal, so don't worry about it. What's in the basket? I smell fried food, so it shouldn't be kept for too long."

Anping was a little disappointed, but he still smiled and said: "Senior said it is true. Master Shen saw that you like salt-roasted mushrooms, so he went to get another batch; and fried Chinese toon, which was originally in season a few months later, also went Bought from the Five Poison City."

The supper under the tree was as planned before, and everyone was a little drunk.Unexpectedly, Anping didn't get involved, but quietly watched Mei Qi eat wine.He suddenly calmed down under the hazy moonlight, and he just felt that it was already something worth satisfying to watch Mei Qi laughing and exchanging cups with others, joking and joking.

... This kind of satisfaction only lasted until Mei Qifei got on the tree, leaned on the branch, and picked up the flowers to take pictures for Qingmei.Anping became anxious and gulped down two gulps of wine.Seeing this, Master Shen immediately winked at Qingmei. After the latter finished taking the photo, she quietly gestured to Anping. They reached an agreement. Qingmei quickly went home to rest under the pretext of being drunk, while Master Shen quickly He packed up his things and said that he was going to open the store the next day, so he also ran away.

Mei Qi turned over on the branch, looking at the bright moon in the clouds through the gaps between the scattered flowers and leaves.Yunli's night sky was so clear that he felt that he could see his own death star.The way Anping stood under the tree and looked at him really made him feel guilty.

After a while, Anping said softly: "Senior, do you need to go back to the city to rest?"

Mei Qi thought for a while and asked, "How are you preparing for the formation?"

Anping was stunned for a moment, and said awkwardly: "I'm studying..."

This is obviously forgotten.Mei Qi laughed and said, "It's okay, you are very talented, so it won't be a big problem to learn tomorrow." Saying that, she jumped off the tree and waved to Anping, "Let's go, go back to Yunxiu's place."

Mei Qi's confidence in him is based on facts.In recent years, besides the bandits and Lao Yinbi, the popular protagonists of the main frequency also have a highly educated and illiterate character.It means that although this person was born in 985211 with a high probability, he doesn't know anything about the basics of cultivation.Anping is one of the rare exceptions. He is actually very talented in formation. Not only did he quickly learn the elementary formation and chain formation, he even transformed the existing three-dimensional rune formation system shortly after getting started.If the original three-dimensional array is a stone house, Anpingbai's array can be divided into several structures such as brick-concrete, pure steel, steel-concrete, steel-wood, and pure wood. Using arrays as components and connectors, not only space The span is increased and the stability is also greatly improved.

If Boss Ming hadn't brought two beautiful secretaries with him all day long, Mei Yuan would have suspected that this person was actually a gay. "Longevity Sword" was written to prostitute Anping, except for the factor of taking advantage of Gu Longdongfeng.

Anping was a little disappointed, but soon became happy again. He mentioned to him that there is a small road from the mountain to Wudu City. The night view is good, and there are lanterns to watch.Mei Qi didn't expose the fact that the kid spent money on temporary decoration, and was always one step behind, following behind him, walking up the path and then walking to the front, the more Anping chased him, the faster he walked, which made Anping very helpless, had to Slowly hanging behind.

The path is deep, and the low bushes on both sides are dotted with small flowers. In this season, some fireflies and bees are flying, and there are several budding flower trees every ten meters.The two walked in silence for a while, and Mei Qi suddenly said nonchalantly: "I hit it off with Qingmei very much, and we've gotten to know each other well after we've been together for the past few days.

Anping was stunned, and after a while, hurriedly rushed forward and asked: "This... this?! Senior! Am I too annoying! I... you, you can't be so casual!"

Seeing him like this, Mei Qi was really bent. She sighed in her heart for her wit. She read countless articles and learned the tricks of Yan ○ Guoshi: "It's not speculative. I can chat with Qingmei very well. .I have been alone for more than 700 years, and I want to start a family."

An Ping still had that thunderous appearance, followed him two steps away, and suddenly said: "You...you haven't reached the age on your ID card! You are a few months younger than me." Mei Qi didn't have time to lie, He rambled on and calculated in a disorganized manner, "I have your ID card with me, and I can't get a temporary ID card, and now I don't have time to go back to the place of household registration to reapply, and it will take half a month to reapply... yes, half a month. "

Mei Qi was shocked and said: "This is an illegal and criminal act!"

Anping thought for a while: "That doesn't matter. At this rate, my cultivation base should still increase a lot after half a month. If I can't beat you, I will always be able to rob you. It's really not good...it's not good! Qingmei's qualifications are not good At worst, I'll boil her to death and then..."

Someone pretended to compare, and the scene was out of control.Mei Qi was very puzzled, how did the good and honest person described by Boss Ming become like this? Do you want to ask Mei Wenhua to help you blow up the axle?He sighed and said: "Then what if I want to carry on the family line and have a full house of children and grandchildren?"

Anping sneered and said, "You said it yourself, human and sword are one, reproductive isolation."

Mei Qi hissed and cursed with a smile: "Okay, I was joking with you. But in this case, I have to tell you straight." He turned around and looked at Anping seriously.

Anping suddenly stepped forward and hugged him, his voice was sticky: "I'm drunk, senior."

Mei Qi was silent for a while: "This matter has to be discussed. I won't—I don't have that kind of feeling for you. I don't think what I did has misunderstood you. Please die as soon as possible, too. Tiao Xin. Of course, now that I know about this, I won’t force you to accept Huahua them again.”

Anping repeated again: "I'm drunk."

This time Mei Qi heard that Anping was acting like a baby.Originally, he should have refused, but maybe Yunli's quiet moonlit night and the cool evening breeze of Wudu City softened his heart, and he made the most wrong and least suitable action at this time.

He knelt down and said with a smile, "You want me to carry you back?"

Anping didn't say a word, but hugged him tightly from behind.Along the way, Anping didn't make any actions beyond the rules, and didn't say a word.It's just that the young man's scorching body temperature passed through his strong muscles and was undeniably branded on his back through two thin layers of clothes.

Mei Qi had a hard time walking the short distance of a few hundred meters.He thought, Anping is so damn heavy.

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Yankang Guoshi: From "The Story of the God of Shepherd", Gaozhi Fairy (?) is an advanced party member, and he refused to accept many rewards given to him by Emperor Yanfeng. In order to appease others, he suddenly accepted it once, happily married and had children.Exploding the axle: From "Dragon Race", Chu Zihang wants to help Lu Mingfei blow up the axle of Caesar's wedding car to marry Nuonuo, although it is not. (This stalk is quite old, right? 555)