Mad Dog Meiqi

Holding the sword, Mei Mo waited under the corner for a while, only to see Anping fall off the wall in embarrassment, and couldn't help asking:

"Aiqing is free from courtesy. What did you do to make such a ghost?"

"Color water, insect repellent." An Ping avoided answering, and handed her a crystal bottle.It was in the drawer of the bathroom in the guest room, and there was an instruction manual attached. The way Mei Mo smashed a few mosquitoes with zhenqi after a while obviously didn't notice this.

"Hey, thank you!" Mei Mo took the bottle, sprayed it twice, motioned for Anping to follow up, and the two chatted as they walked, "I've inquired, the ruins are about ten kilometers outside the Five Poison City, we have to go through it first." Pass the seal. But really don’t bring Ah Qi?”

Anping said sullenly: "Aren't you always in the sun, why are you scared at this time?"

"How do you talk." Mei Mo kicked him lightly, "I found an old man who participated in strengthening the seal decades ago. Don't I think Ah Qi's words are more useful."

Anping asked: "Where is that old senior now?"

Mei Mo said: "I'm opening a small restaurant. Let's go to the shop tonight to see if the old man is free at night. The business is very good during the day. I have prepared a lot of good wine, and the old man likes them."

Anping walked side by side with her: "Is the old man a spiritual food?"

Mei Mo said: "It's also a local dish, a small restaurant. We have to go to the old town of Yunli."

An Ping said: "Then we'd better prepare. We have spirit wine, but we also need some wine for mortals. Senior Ah Qi doesn't like spirit food."

Mei Mo said: "I still think you are showing off to me."

Probably Jiu Zhuang was cowardly, Anping thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "Yes."

Mei Mo kicked him, but she didn't know how her brain grew: "This won't work, don't expect me to be your matchmaker. If you get along with Ah Qi, you will have a higher seniority than me."

Anping blushed: "There is no sign of horoscope! Don't talk nonsense. Besides... you are a girl, how can you treat this kind of thing... I don't mean that! Senior Ah Qi is good-looking and a good person, but We are both men..."

Mei Mo took out his phone and showed him the lock screen: "What do you see?"

Anping was stunned for a moment: "... ○Da? Or become ○King Kong?"

Mei Mo kicked him again, and smiled angrily: "It's 2020! You usually dress up well, but when you're in a hurry, you start acting like girls and boys. Didn't you hit you recently, are you bloated? I won’t step on it tonight, I’ll beat you up first!”

Anping said: "This is not very good. You beat me, I was slightly injured, and the five poisons medicine wine can cure me; if I was seriously injured, Senior Ah Qi gave me the medicine."

Mei Mo was furious: "What's your attitude? Are you trying to play with Ah Qi's feelings? I'm blind, I'll clean up the house tonight!"

"Why did I——damn it, you have to be reasonable!" Anping drew out his wooden sword to fight, and the two delicately undid a few moves. He was inexplicably angry and began to scold his mother angrily, "When I can't beat you ?!"

Five minutes later, Mei Mo rode on Anping's shoulder with a bruised nose and swollen face, and sneered.Anping sneered as he walked, "Li Yemo has a good set of La Liku!"

Mei Mo licked the blood oozing from the gums, snapped back the dislocated left arm, and twisted his neck with Gaba: "It seems that you are not seriously injured, so just slip away!"

An Ping was annoyed: "You Mei family, why do you like to ride your neck?"

After speaking, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.Mei Mo was originally more energetic than him, a guy who just sobered up and was thinking wildly, but now he had a flash of inspiration and shouted: "You are King Ping, aren't you!"

Anping was shocked: "No! I—yes, I got the inheritance of King Ping..."

"You're so damn thirteen!" Mei Mo hated iron for being weak, and slapped Anping on the forehead, "Fucking mentally retarded! The current editor should at least be more confident, and maybe he can fool me."

So Anping said confidently: "His inheritance is 4D immersive first-person perspective, so I was influenced."

As he spoke, he carried Mei Mo to the checkpoint outside the city.Mei Mo was silent for a while, then said softly: "You must not lie to him."

Before Anping could answer, Mei Mo touched his head, and said softly: "If you lie to him, I will slash you with a sword! You will have no next life."

For some reason, Anping didn't say anything.

Over there, Mei Mo and Anping went out, and Mei Qi slept comfortably until dawn, feeling refreshed.When I went downstairs, I didn't find any movement of the two juniors. I calculated that they had gone out to download the dungeon, so I thought about looking around to find something to eat.Unexpectedly, Yunxiu was still at home, she hugged his left arm mysteriously, raised her head and smiled brightly: "Ah Qi, good morning. The time is just right, let's have breakfast together?"

Mei Qi was stunned for a moment, thanked her, went out with her into the courtyard, sat down at the square table made of unknown wood, and listened to her introduce today's special breakfast.He originally had a favorable appearance bonus for Yunxiu, because the prejudice from the original work dissipated during the "sneak attack" just now.It seems that Yunxiu is indeed Mei Qi's friend, under the unscrupulous sneak attack, this body has no stress response at all.If it was another person, even if it was Mei Mo, he would have already slashed through it with a single sword.

Yunxiu pushed a bowl of raked meat bait towards Mei Qi, watched him pick up chopped green onions and coriander, and said with her head up, "You two juniors sneaked out of the city last night, aren't you worried? "

Mei Qi stretched her chopsticks in to stir the meat sauce, and said with a smile, "Young people are full of curiosity and energy, but at that time, I might trouble you to end it."

Yunxiu was very happy that he didn't see anyone: "It should be. Do you eat soy flour?"

Mei Qi thanked her and took a spoonful of bean flour.

After eating, some bees and butterflies flew out of Yunxiu's "seven" earring, and carried away the cups, plates and dishes.She invited Mei Qi to eat some fruit, and several kinds of fruits in the backyard were fresh. She suggested that Mei Qi try tamarind, a local specialty.

So Mei Qi reached out and picked a tamarind, peeled it and tasted it, and felt that the taste was quite fresh and not bad, so she picked another one.Yunxiu blinked at him and didn't say a word, so he peeled off the one picked at the back and handed it to her.Yunxiu smiled happily: "Thank you Brother Ah Qi!"

Yunxiu took him for a walk by the lake, and after a while, he had a large bag of tamarind cakes and some fresh water chestnuts, and he was still feeling that the fruits in southern Yunnan were good, but it was a pity that Anping didn't catch up with opening up a small world in his body Otherwise, he would have to ask Yunxiu for some cuttings of tamarind, loquat and ginseng fruit.

While walking, Yunxiu said enthusiastically: "The juniors are going to do something, what are you doing these days?"

Mei Qi stroked the plot, and said: "If you don't mind, I want to learn the puppet art in southern Yunnan, the puppet substitute. Of course, I will provide the materials myself. The juniors are too troublesome, I am afraid that they will kill me sometime .”

——As we all know: people are inherently mortal, or they can be resurrected on the spot, or they can be reborn.

Today, when the majority of book lovers have increasing requirements for coolness, the protagonist who has never died at 500 o'clock is embarrassed to come out and ask for a monthly pass.Although Anping looked honest, he was capable of killing. In Wudu City, a dungeon that couldn't be compared to the previous stage based on the average total word count of [-] million plus works on the main station, he died suddenly twice.Once it was resurrected by the self-contained hook, and once it was resurrected by the substitute puppet.

Thinking of this, Mei Qi really wanted to go back and cut off the hand of Mei Yuan, who followed suit in this chapter and built the True Love Building.

"Oh." Yunxiu nodded, "It's no problem, but we have to go to a remote mountain village to find professionals. This technology is good, but the materials are too precious to be promoted. We have studied for more than ten years and failed to simplify it. , I gave up. The materials are complete, but in the end it is better to teach on-site.”

Yunxiu was about to continue saying "The weather is nice today, I'll take you there", when the earring with "Seven" flashed, and then a colorful butterfly flew out of the silver ring.She listened intently for two seconds, and said quickly and seriously: "Sorry, there is an urgent matter to deal with in the department. You wait here for a while, and I will ask someone to drive you there later. My name is Qingmei, a third-rank little monk, quite sensible of."

"Okay, thank you. Be careful yourself, there are a lot of petty moves in the spirit world recently." Mei Qi still couldn't help reminding, "Boundary, casual cultivators and the like, at the end of the year... Uh, you are more experienced, but I Say more."

"No, no." Yunxiu tiptoed to rub his face, and waved her hands with a smile, "It's always good to be reminded, safety first. You two should also be careful, if you meet a Gu master or something, I will It may not be possible to come here."

About 3 minutes later, a black car drove over.The driver was a girl in colorful clothes about ten or fourteen years old, also clad in jingles all over her body, her long black hair was braided into a long twist behind her, and three silver bells were hung on her tail.Silver jewelry is also cheap for monks to ward off evil spirits, and the locals like to look auspicious.She pressed the car window and greeted with a smile: "Is it senior Ah Qi? I was called by Ah Yun, and I am also her employee. You can call me Qingmei. Hey, speaking of it, I even took your place." It's cheap."

Mei Qi got into the passenger seat: "My legal status is only 20 years old, younger than my two grandchildren."

Qingmei shook hands with him and said with a smile, "Oh, I'm already 25, do you call me sister?"

"You seem to have just come of age." Mei Qi complimented casually, then asked curiously, "Where is this car?"

"Thank you. The car belongs to our office. The director said that you can drive faster in case of emergency, but you can't cast spells in broad daylight."

Mei Qi nodded: "Yunxiu is still the director?"

"Secular status, everyone has it." Qingmei turned around and smiled at him as she walked through the checkpoint, "Ayun is the director of our Public Security Bureau. We used to have a difficult life, but fortunately she was ruthless, and the helper There are too many. You don’t know...forget it, there was nothing to talk about in the old days. Isn’t Nannan Piao beautiful now?”

"good-looking."

Qingmei said happily: "You don't know how many people we killed! People in those small places have so few spiritual stones, and they desperately broke up those who didn't have spiritual roots. Further people do not have the right to participate in the affairs of the spiritual world, and rely on their physical strength to bully men and women. Not long ago, there were many such people who sneaked in from the river to sell drugs."

Their car quickly got on a bridge. The span of the bridge was not long, and it only had four lanes. There were two bicycle lanes on both sides. The outermost sides were two narrow green belts with various plants and tributes. Next to the statue, there are several old people who are planting flowers and burning incense.

Mei Qi looked at it curiously for a while and asked what it was.

Qingmei pointed to a cluster of extraordinarily gorgeous flowers: "Here, this flower was planted first. 30 years ago, the director personally shot eighteen drug dealers here, stripped them naked and hanged them." On the river, Commander Xu was going to die of anger at that time. He yelled on the phone and asked the director why he couldn't be more gentle. The director said it was none of your business. Commander Xu got into a fight. At that time, the head of the department also drove this car to pick up Commander Xu. But we never announced who did it. We dragged it. I am ashamed to say that the local people were very used to it at that time. Procrastinating on this kind of thing...a nagging old lady ran out and insisted that it was the apparition of the local heroes. Because it was so mysterious, everyone believed it, so they often came to this bridge to send flowers and offer offerings. Few people come to urge us to handle this case.”

"Xiaoyun is very courageous and kind." Mei Qi thought for a while, but couldn't help it, "But if you do this, will the local feudal superstition atmosphere be too serious?"

"It can't be helped. Originally, we had to continue to rectify, but Commander Xu said no. What do you think these men think all day long-ah, I'm sorry, I didn't mention you...you are fine!" Qing My sister drove forward slowly in the car, "The situation in the spirit world is not very good, and you know it. We used to be strict, because of insufficient resources, and also because we were afraid that the places outside would become chaotic. But recently, Commander Xu A lot of spiritual stones have been obtained there, and they are considering gradually opening up and collecting monks from the society. You know about the census a few years ago, right? We found a lot of ordinary people with spiritual roots, but after comprehensive consideration, only a few A particularly good seedling. If the situation worsens, or if the concentration of spiritual energy in the human world is higher, we may have to disclose the thirteen cities, which is also a preparation first."

Mei Qi suddenly realized: "No wonder you didn't care about Anping."

"That... that's different." Qingmei smiled bitterly, "This matter... your Mei family is more powerful. What Miss Mei did is against the rules, and Comrade Anping's qualifications are indeed very good. We need Talent like him."

Mei Qi blushed: "I was wrong...Huahua is a little heartless in sword practice, and she is an only child. She is a little lawless in her daily activities. I will teach her a lesson."

"Oh, why am I telling you this! It's not your job, and it's not your fault. I'm sorry, but I said too much." Qingmei quickly changed the subject, and the traffic in front of her also started to move slowly. Get up, "However, Ayun was in a hurry to explain just now, I don't know what you are going to Xingao Elementary School for?"

Mei Qi smiled and said, "I want to make two stand-in puppets for the younger generation in my family, and go over there to learn. You have also seen that my two children are messing around all day long. If they don't keep them together, something will happen one day."

After hearing this, Qingmei said: "Senior is really kind to the juniors in the family. However, children often die because they think nothing will happen." She added, "The road is a bit far away. If there is a traffic jam, I'll cast a spell secretly, don't let the director know."

Mei Qi nodded and said: "For your convenience, I'm new here and don't know the rules."

"Don't be so unfamiliar." Qingmei laughed twice, kicked the gas pedal, the car twisted sharply in the traffic, and rushed out of the encirclement while rubbing against the green belt sideways, then turned into a small road Lane, drive stealth, fly into the sky, and fly away, the operation is so smooth that you can almost go to the famous detective Ke ○ movie audition.

Mei Qi understood.Like Lee!The latest Kyushu military off-road vehicle!

Whether it is driving or being a human being, it is very cool to open and hang.The original five-six-hour drive, the two chatted a few words, and soon got on the Panshan Highway.Qingmei suddenly said joyfully: "Ah Qi, look! There is a bridge between these two mountains! I want to take a walk on that bridge, okay?"

"Sure." Mei Qi blinked, curious, "Are you a local?"

"That's right. I haven't been back for a long time. I didn't expect the bridge to be repaired." Qingmei said happily as she drove there, "When I was in elementary school, I always hoped that there would be a bridge between the two mountains. Going down the mountain and then up the mountain, I have to go back to work after school. Later, the adults in the village secretly built a chain bridge and hung people over it. I always climbed by myself when I was good at it. They said that I have the dual spiritual roots of water and soil, and asked me if I want to go to a big city to study and learn how to cultivate immortals, but I have to face very dangerous enemies. I was also young at that time, so I thought, I am not even afraid of such a high chain bridge , What’s the danger? I’ll go. But it’s true that the salary is high. I built a primary school for the village a few years ago, hehe, it’s Xingao Primary School. This time, I’m honored by you, come back and have a look!”

Mei Qi thought for a while, then smiled and said, "Then, have you prepared any gifts for your family? It's almost Chinese New Year, when the time comes..."

Qingmei was stunned for a moment, and said, "Ah Yun called me, I only had time to change my clothes, I'm so happy, I'm not ready."

Mei Qi said: "What do your family like? I still have some things that ordinary people use."

Qingmei said happily: "If it is possible, my sister thanked you in advance! I will treat you to a drink when I return to the city. My family is in good condition, my parents are still alive, and my grandparents are also healthy. They like to drink on weekdays; After giving birth to a child, the children like snacks, as well as books, pen and paper booklets and so on.”

When it came to the last sentence, Mei Qi was a little embarrassed. It seemed that he was the one who ate the most snacks, so in his storage bracelet... there were really a lot of snacks.There is also a lot of wine. It was New Year’s Day when Anping and Anping returned to Ping’an Village, and it was considered a small year. They bought a lot of drinks. His younger brothers and sisters bought a lot of stationery and books. Old Wu was so overjoyed that he stuffed a lot of them all at once. He didn't dare to tell Anping that the stolen goods happened to be sold this time.

So Mei Qi climbed to the back seat, and fiddled with those things from the storage bracelet, Qingmei laughed out loud: "If I didn't know you before, I would have thought that you and I have a private life, You want to curry favor with the villagers. You, an elder of a great family, where did you get all these mortal things?"

Mei Qi chose to talk about how he accompanied Anping back to his hometown, and passed the excessive snacks to the children in Pingantun, and finally said: "Well, just do me a favor... These supplies can't be in my house. It's rotten here, but I can't tell Pingping, he must think about it."

Qingmei said: "I still have to treat you to wine. I have a few little sisters who open private restaurants in Yunli. They can cook seasonal dishes from all over the country, and Jiuniang is the best."

Mei Qi began to imagine the future.Qingmei rubbed her chin suddenly: "However, what should Comrade Anping think about? He is not small now, and these books and wine and a few low-grade spirit stones are enough to kill him."

Mei Qi hurriedly interrupted her train of thought and asked, "Are we almost there? Do you want to call the other party first?"

"That's right, I was so happy for a while, I almost forgot!" Qingmei pressed the window of the car, and a gust of wind brought the smell of mountain mud to her face. Hang people from above."

Mei Qi felt that the monks in the Five Poison City did have some ideological problems.