Mad Dog Meiqi

"Longevity Sword" is ○ o'clock's annual health preservation work.

In a place where the main frequency of [-]:[-] is serialized for three years and three years, and the battle for monthly tickets is more brutal and ruthless than the battle for heaven, "Longevity Sword" has withstood the attack of the harem's forbidden map cannon and the MLM protagonists. Surrounded, with the first [-] chapters describing in detail the poverty-stricken life of the protagonist Anping, a college student, working on a construction site, and the demonic nature of Anping, an honest man who has been struggling and being poor since then--it didn't stand out.

Umehara, who has worked hard in the design office for five years, is a loyal reader of this book.The main reason is that the author of this book is his boss, and it is unexpectedly above the average level, and it also incorporates a lot of the boss's business philosophy. Meiyuan watched it as a unit drama, and it was quite interesting, and he would go to Dianquan to read it with others Sand sculpture jokes to guess the plot of sand sculptures.Every morning, two and seven o'clock in the afternoon, [-] words are updated on time, without delay or arrears, so that readers can develop the good habit of going to bed early and getting up early, so it is also called the sword of health.

New era, new routine.The stallion harem has disappeared under the double influence of the wheel of history and the iron fist of the law. Now the male protagonist who seeks Tao is surrounded by Jin Yong-style Yingying Yanyan. There may be no female protagonist, but there must be a little padded jacket male second per capita.Regardless of whether the latter is the protagonist's peer, teacher, or enemy, he must be a big boss and an honest person. He is responsible for sending equipment and assists in the early stage, and can be used as the most dazzling green leaf to set off in the later stage.If the author has a bit of conscience, the second male lead can make a good appearance, and leave his clothes behind, hiding his merits and fame; but in this era of indifferent human feelings, such characters will be used for fishing.

Get intimate with the protagonist, make some ambiguous and specious sentences that are eye-catching, hook salty bait straight, and make comments that are tearful.This kind of operation is a test of the author's integrity and compulsion, because it is really easy to overturn.Most of the heroines written by straight men are delivery tools, so good brothers are always more intimate than the heroines. If you are not careful, the heroine's emotional drama will be compared very unnaturally.Although readers do not come here for the emotional line, but the overturn is too serious, and the BG line will even give people a blunt sense of embarrassment. If it is not handled well, it will be criticized as not being a feminist.

——Mei Qi, who belonged to the tools of the unscrupulous boss in the 720-degree death drift and overturned car on the road of fishing for rotten girls.

According to the small data of ○, the characters named by numbers are either cannon fodder who can't survive two episodes, or important people around the protagonist.As the only sword cultivator who has achieved the unity of human and sword for thousands of years, Mei Qi has attributes such as a master of amnesia and a beautiful man with long hair.In the later stage of the serialization, Mei Qigu has a tendency to crush the heroine, which is obviously "not conducive to the growth of young people".Therefore, in the last big event before the book was cut in half, Anping was seriously injured for various reasons. Mei Qi led the whole family to fight against the alien allied forces. Survived.Mei Qi himself even led the thunder and died together with the boss. There was no bones left, and the sword was turned into powder in the thunder calamity.

And the reason why it is an annual health work without a follow-up article is because the author doesn't know whether he was robbed or pyramid schemed. Not only did he kill Mei Qi, but he also tried to forcefully push the heroine who is engaged in a career and wants to prove her way in a harmonious way of life. superior.As a result, the booing and anticipating readers and the cursing readers have not yet been torn apart, just in time for the net cleaning campaign to clean up pornography and illegal activities, and send them away in a wave.For a time, whether it is the Mei Qi Party or the female party, the whole world celebrates together, and everyone is happy.

——"Sword of Longevity" was cut in half like this.

Umehara worked overtime until ten o'clock in the evening, and was about to drink a glass of water and return to the apartment when she saw the notification on the ○ o'clock app.

The boss who wrote the novel happened to leave the job a week ago. I don’t know if it’s because of this self-abandonment that he let go of himself.To Umehara, this is retribution.The boss is unethical, he didn’t hand over many things when he left the job, and he chose to resign at such an urgent time at the end of the year. Meiyuan worked overtime for two weeks from seven to ten for this reason, and only went home to take a shower in the middle, and took out food every day. Shit, the only fun is to check ○ o'clock to see the update, but the boss came up with this kind of shit plot, so angry that he ate two extra suppers and lost a few extra strands of hair.

Tonight, Meiyuan finished his work and was about to usher in a long vacation. The unscrupulous author was also locked up in a small dark room. I have to say that this was his lucky day.Meiyuan rubbed her belly through the down jacket, and decided to have a supper with the project team colleagues before going home to replenish energy and sleep for the day.

As a result, this supper became his meal.Irregular work, rest and diet, and unhealthy mentality. After eating a barbecue with heavy oil, salt and high protein, my pancreas couldn't hold on anymore. After thinking about it for a long time, I could bear the pain. After going home and washing up, I drank a few glasses of water. Meiyuan walked peacefully .

When he opened his eyes, he had stopped breathing.Mei Yuan was taken aback, thousands of classic supernatural routines flashed through her mind, and after a few breaths, she realized that she had time-traveled, and the possessed man was a sleeping big man, already fasted, using his skin to breathe the aura of heaven and earth.

After feeling it for a while, Umehara understood.The owner of this body did not leave any memories for reference, but the physical body feels that there is nothing wrong: the aura of heaven and earth is too thin.In recent years, [-]:[-] has been very popular in this setting of saving the doomed era. Meihara immediately realized the responsibility of her time travel: starting from the grassroots, step by step against the big bosses, and finally proving the way of heaven to revive the aura and save the world of cultivating immortals.It's just that there is no system at the beginning, and the conditions are relatively difficult.

Then let me see which expert senior this is the home of... To be honest, among the recent popular books, although the boss wrote the worst, Meihara still likes Anping very much, mainly because he is down-to-earth and ruthless. Talk less.And Anping uses the sword, the sword has carried the martial arts dream of so many middle school youths, but in recent years it has declined in the fantasy area. The simple way of the sword is like a thin plot, and it can't survive. The swordsman and the melee mage are better than the swordsman.Jin Yong, who studied in Meiyuan's introduction to martial arts, is a sword school. At this time, he got the time-traveling gift package, and he hopes to realize the dream of the sword god.

After mentally calculating that her insurance and savings would be enough for her parents to take care of her for a long time and even have a second child and raise a dog, Mei Yuan sighed, closed her eyes and clasped her hands together and said a few words silently, looking at the white jade bracelet on her wrist.This white jade ring was smooth and translucent, and inside it was a bright red bloodstain that was slowly dissipating.

He just inspected it. This body has smooth skin and thick hair. He is a man. He is in good condition in all aspects, except that there is no sword around his waist.This dark space is probably the sleeping place of this senior. It should be protected by a seal or a formation. I don't know how to get out.This bracelet without any impurities should be a storage item, but after trying it for a long time, he vaguely felt that there was a lot of space in it, and there were a lot of things, and finally only took out half a piece of pastry with tooth marks-it seems that this person Senior must have had a hard time during his lifetime, there is a story, I hope it was not an accident.

After trying for a while, Mei Yuanfu felt his heart, and with a backhand, a sword appeared out of thin air in his hand.

This pair of expert eyes can see clearly even in the dark, and Mei Yuan, who has been short-sighted for more than ten years, suddenly burst into tears: NMD why, I think it is me who is going to rest in peace!

This sword is three feet and seven inches long, and ordinary people can't find their center of gravity just by swinging it. It is too long for ordinary swordsmen, and few people use such a sword.The blade is narrow, with seven illusory white stars closely arranged in the center.The whole sword doesn't look real, full of murderous aura, as if its caster massacred millions of people and condensed the murderous aura into this sword.

Umehara recognized it as the Seven Killing Sword at a glance.A long-haired man with drowsiness and amnesia, a white jade bracelet and the Seven Killing Sword, combined with other opening factors—who else is the rightful owner of this body, not the "Seven Killing Sword" Mei Qi!

Therefore, according to the currently known information, although Mei Yuan traveled through time and was reborn, he was going to die again soon, and he was engulfed by the punishment of heaven, destroying both body and spirit.It would be better to commit suicide and reincarnate on the spot.

But Umehara knew that she couldn't run away, and had to take on the responsibility of training and protecting the protagonist, otherwise this plane would be useless, and the lives would be ruined.Although sacrificing my own happiness and tens of thousands of families sounds like a good deal, it will result in the work being cut in half.As an aspiring reader, Umehara couldn't just sit back and watch this happen, so he had to accept this PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds script.

Now it is theoretically at Mei Qi's save point, and after a while, "Mei Qi" will be out of customs and embark on the road of cannon fodder male second.What Umehara said in this chapter before, is the water that is poured into the circle. Now give back the evil force, give him a chance to start again, he will definitely kill the upstairs office and ask the boss to push the heroine well.However, all he can do now is sort out the information in the book, leave the customs early to find some magic weapons for death, and try to save his butt while saving his life.

Set the goal, organize the information, and the next step is simple.Mei Yuan was going to familiarize herself with the strength and combat moves of this body, so as not to die before she was able to leave the battle, and be hacked to death by a salted fish who was not punished by God—that would be too cheap!

Thinking of this, Meiyuan brought up her true energy, and tried her spiritual power first.

Before he could find the meridian, the spiritual energy around him surged, and the entire retreat suddenly exploded, and the cold water submerged him in an instant.

Mei Yuan, who was unconscious in the Lingliu explosion, burst into tears again: He had never thought of anything, he forgot that when Mei Qi first appeared on the stage, he was picked up by the hero and heroine from the West Lake!

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In short, cherish life and don't stay up late!