Let me introduce, I am a professional celestial master

Li Xiangxuan didn't want to say it, but he was short-mouthed and soft-handed. Looking at Li Lu who was looking at him pitifully hungry, he pursed his lips, and in a hoarse voice, he briefly summed up his relationship with him in two or three sentences. Li Lu's tragic experience.

Li Xiangxuan is a wandering corpse, he won't be hungry, and he doesn't have much appetite, if he were alone, he might not be able to get into such a mess and mess.

It's a pity that he is not alone, he also has a cub who needs to eat, which is a tragedy.

To eat, you have to ask for money.But the zombie father and son lived hundreds of years ago, and Li Xiangxuan had banknotes, but those banknotes were from a hundred years ago, so they couldn't be used now.

Li Xiangxuan was sent to serve two luminous pearls worth thousands of gold, and of course there would be something more valuable than luminous pearls on his body.Li Xiangxuan is not stupid, he knows how to exchange things for money, but the problem is, he doesn't know where to exchange these things for money, he can just arrest anyone, he has a black face, others think he is robbing.Even passers-by knew that he was not a robber, and thought he was a liar. How could such a good pearl and jade pendant be sold on the street, so they didn't believe him.

Being questioned and suspected, Li Xiangxuan's bad temper came up, and he didn't sell it anymore!

If he doesn't sell things, he has no money, and Li Lu can only starve.At night, I don't have the money to stay in a hotel, so I can only sleep in the park.Sleeping in the park is enough to be wronged, and he was driven away as a homeless man.On the way, someone saw him hugging Li Lu, thought he was a kidnapper, and chased him and shouted to kill him.

Because of the development of the times, Li Xiangxuan and Li Lu wanted to go into the woods to hunt, but they had no choice but to be chased until they could only hide by the garbage dump in the alley, no wonder they were smelly and dirty. Xi, turned into a beggar.

After Wu Nian finished listening, he asked the reason why Li Lu was missing by the way.

In fact, there is no need for Li Xiangxuan to say, everyone can guess some of it.

Following Li Xiangxuan's "useless" father, Li Lu was probably attracted by something to run away because of his hunger, and the truth is indeed the case.

Li Lu is young, even if he is flying stiff, he will feel hungry, and Li Xiangxuan can't provide him with food.So one day, Li Lu followed a middle school student who was passing by with sugar cakes and ate deliciously.When Li Xiangxuan found out, Li Lu had gone to nowhere.

Li Lu lost himself just like that...

Then Li Lu, who was lost and lost, came to the night market behind Wu Nian Hotel in a daze, and then was attracted by the smell of the barbecue shop, hid in the alley and secretly ate other people's leftover barbecue, and finally Wu Nian picked it up ...

The Thirteenth Demon looked at Li Xiangxuan reproachfully, how did this man become the child's father?If eyes could kill, Li Xiangxuan would probably have died countless times.

Li Xiangxuan remained silent, and he also realized his mistake.

If he asked others patiently, they would definitely tell him the location of the pawn shop.Otherwise, when he parted with Ming Xingyan and others yesterday, he could exchange some money with Pearl, Ming Xingyan and others, or ask them for some useful information, and he would not mess himself with Li Lu like this Embarrassed.

Li Xiangxuan lowered his head in frustration.

Li Lu saw it, and stretched out his chubby hand to pat Li Xiangxuan with half understanding. When Li Xiangxuan looked over, he grinned and put the chocolate Wu Nian gave him in his hand.Then he stretched out his hands to hold his big fat face, and made an intoxicated expression, to the effect that this chocolate was particularly delicious.

"I see, Lu Lu eats by himself." Li Xiangxuan couldn't eat his son's snacks, so he peeled the chocolate and returned it to him.

Li Lu blinked his long eyelashes, looked at his father, then looked at the chocolate in his hand, suddenly opened his mouth and said silently, as if he understood something, he grabbed it with his two chubby little hands Two corners of the chocolate, broke it in half, took one half for himself, and handed the other half to Li Xiangxuan.

Under Li Xiangxuan's astonished gaze, he laughed out his small fangs and offered you to eat.

Wu Nian whispered, "He probably wants to share with you."

Li Xiangxuan raised his eyes and glanced at Wu Nian, which made Wu Nian shrink back in fright.

Li Xiangxuan: "..."

Is he so scary?

Li Xiangxuan didn't look at Wu Nian anymore, he lowered his head and ate the chocolate, then stroked Li Lu's hair, "Thank you Lu Lu."

Li Lu happily patted Li Xiangxuan's hand as a response, and then he ate half of the chocolate into his mouth.

The command officer stared at Li Lu, who was eating without making a sound, for a long time, until Li Xiangxuan's eyes shot at him, then he withdrew his gaze, pointed at Li Lu and asked Li Xiangxuan, "What should your son's vocal cords be?" No problem, right? But why can't you talk?"

When Ming Xingyan said this, Wu Wei and others suddenly remembered that Li Lu was usually very quiet except for making a little noise when he laughed, and never said a word.

But judging from Li Lu's age, it's impossible that he hasn't learned to speak, even if his vocal cords have not fully recovered, he still can't say a word.Judging by his appearance, he is more like what is called psychological aphasia in modern times.

"I have suffered some injuries before." Li Xiangxuan spoke vaguely, obviously not wanting to elaborate on this matter.

The past in his mouth should refer to the time when they were not dead.

Ming Xingyan and the others tactfully did not ask about this kind of old matter involving others themselves.Just as the waiter brought up all the dishes they ordered, everyone consciously skipped this topic and talked about other things while eating.

Ming Xingyan said to Li Xiangxuan, "Judging from Li Lu's clothes, you should be from the Yuan Dynasty."

Wu Wei raised his eyebrows, and whispered in surprise, "You art students, or you celestial masters, have you even dabbled in the costumes of ancient dynasties?"

Mingxing said in a voice of only two people, "In addition to professional needs, you may have forgotten that Brother Lu is from the Yuan Dynasty, so I have a good understanding of the Yuan Dynasty's costumes, no, or I have a good understanding of some affairs in the Yuan Dynasty. .”

The reason for being ordered to serve was too convincing, so Wu Wei accepted it immediately, and even determined that Li Xiangxuan was from the Yuan Dynasty.

There must be nothing wrong with what the commanding officer said!

Seeing Wu Wei's calm acceptance, Ming Xingyan couldn't help but let out a low laugh, then moved closer to him, and whispered, "And I suspect that Brother Lu and Li Xiangxuan may know each other. Specifically Yes, when we go back to Sanxi, we will find out after asking Brother Lu."

"Yes." Wu Wei had no objection.

After whispering to Wu Wei, Ming Xingyan turned his head and continued to look at Li Xiang Xuandao, "The Yuan Dynasty was more than 700 years ago. Whether it is coins, clothing, food, housing and transportation, the society now is very different from your previous dynasties. You should have household registration in the past, right? Now we don’t call it a household registration, but an ID card.”

The ordering officer took out his ID card and shook it, "No matter what you do now, you need this thing. If you don't have this thing, you will be treated as a criminal. I think you don't want to go to the police station, do you? You should know Where is the police station, I also know that the police are different from ordinary people, they are more sensitive, if you confront the police, there is a high chance that you will be detected as a zombie."

The ID card was turned back and forth in Ming Xingyan's hands, and with a "swish", the flipped card was suddenly caught in the middle by slender fingers.The commanding officer smiled and said, "You let Li Lu stay away from the police station because you knew it well, right?"

Li Xiangxuan: "..."

"No wonder!" Liang Zongzong patted the table, "No wonder Wu Nian and I wanted to take Li Lu to the police before, and Li Lu resisted so much."

It is basically the same as what the commandment said.Li Xiangxuan took Li Lu out of his tomb, and during the time he was walking around the world, from other people's conversations and TV, he learned to some extent that the police in this era have similar powers to their former yamen servants.In order to prevent them from discovering his identity as a gangster and a zombie, Li Xiangxuan could only repeatedly educate Li Lu to run away when he sees the police. They are... bad guys.

Wu Wei rubbed his temples and felt that Li Xiangxuan had a big problem with his children's education.

The little zombie follows such a father, and he doesn't know what he will be taught in the future.

After being interrupted by Liang Zongzong, Li Xiangxuan brought the topic back in person.He looked at Mingxing carefully, "So what exactly are you trying to say?"

Mingxing said indifferently, "We can get you and Li Lu a household registration. With an ID card, you can walk around in society openly without worrying about encountering the police."

"what would you like?"

There is no free lunch in the world, and Li Xiangxuan took it very seriously, so he didn't think that Ming Xingyan would not ask for such kindness to help their father and son.

Mingxing didn't bother to talk too much, and said bluntly, "You should see that I am a celestial master. When I look at poor people, I will be a little bit kind. This is the main reason."

Li Xiangxuan didn't believe his nonsense, and he didn't like the other party labeling himself as "poor" without authorization.

Mingxing felt that it was really difficult for him to be a good person. Seeing that Li Xiangxuan didn't believe it, he had no choice but to change his words, "You are a wandering corpse, and your son is a flying zombie. In order to avoid causing social chaos, I think it is necessary to observe closely. You for a period of time. So we arrange an identity for you, and correspondingly, you have to agree to follow us for a period of time, so that we can make sure that you will not kill humans."

From Li Xiangxuan's point of view, the mission was to monitor them.

And the misunderstood order was also very helpless.

He really never thought about monitoring Li Xiangxuan, and helping them was purely for the sake of Li Xiangxuan who turned Li Lu into a beggar overnight and was almost sent to the police station by his aunt.At the same time, he was worried that if they let their father and son walk around in the world, something irreversible would happen.Like being misunderstood by the aunt today, if it weren't for their help, Ming Xingyan suspected that Li Xiangxuan might have lost his temper and killed everyone.

Not only does he have this strength, don't forget the era he lived in, the life of that era was worthless at all.There is no such thing as murder and crime for people cultivated in such an era.

And if Li Lu can lose once, he can lose the second time, and the third time... Sometimes it is not always so lucky to meet such a good person as Wu Nian.If one day was picked up by evil cultivators, not only Li Xiangxuan would cry, but he would also cry when he was ordered to serve.

Why bother to add trouble to yourself.Might as well bring people home to put an end to potential threats once and for all.Anyway, the flower demon raises it like this, and so does the ghost, so what's the point of raising two more zombies?

Li Xiangxuan wanted to refuse, but he hesitated when he looked down and saw Li Lu whose face was full of gravy. The blank period of more than 700 years cannot be filled by just making up.The common sense in the past is now of no use at all. It is said that they used to use horse-drawn carriages and sedan chairs to go everywhere. Now, people seem to use a kind of transportation called "cars" to travel.What other planes are said to be able to go to the sky...

More importantly, Li Xiangxuan can't guarantee that after they part with Li Lu and Mingxing, he will not be able to leave Li Lu hungry... Thinking about his previous status, he will be ready for any servants he wants, use If he doesn't worry about it, he is not a person who knows the sufferings of the world.

Now even if you give him money, he is not very good at buying vegetables...

Li Xiangxuan was well aware of his problem, so he hesitated even more.In the end, because they picked up Li Lu and treated Li Lu very well, and Li Lu liked them very much, they planned to trust them once.

Looking at his bitter and bitter expression, Mingxing said silently, "You don't have to worry, as long as we are sure that you are not a threat to human beings, you can leave at any time if you want in the future. It is during the time we observe you , we won't interfere too much with your affairs with Li Lu."

Li Xiangxuan dubiously stared at the mission for a while, and finally confirmed that the other party did not seem to be lying.

After talking with Li Xiangxuan, Wu Nian and Liang Zongzong were driven back to the school team by Wu Wei, and followed the school teachers back to the southwest.As for the others, they returned to Sanxi Town with the zombie father and son.

Not to mention that Li Xiangxuan is a man, although Li Lu is young, he is also a boy. Although the flower demons don't mind, it is not suitable for them to live with men and women.In the end, he ordered the officer to discuss with Wu Wei, and then gave the room where Xiao Wu used to live to Li Xiangxuan and his son.

As for Little Five?Far away in the southwest, with Fang Qinglan around, there shouldn't be many chances to come to Sanxi to serve as light bulbs for Ming Xingyan and Wu Wei.

Xiao Wu: Wronged but dare not resist.

Back in Sanxi, besides being a little uncomfortable at first, Li Xiangxuan gradually got used to life in a small town.After they got used to Mingjia for three days, Wu Wei asked them to study with Thirteen Demons.

When the zombie father and son accepted the baptism of socialist core values ​​together with the flower demons, Ming Xingyan and Wu Wei finally found the time to call Lu Jing from the underworld to the human world.

When the incense was about to burn out, Lu Jing appeared in front of the two of them after a little delay.

Lu Jing took off his hat and looked at them indifferently, "What's the matter?"

Mingxing has gotten used to his stinky face, and after briefly talking about his encounter with Li Xiangxuan, he said, "Brother Lu, do you know them?"

"I know." Lu Jing didn't hide anything, and when he asked the question, he gave the answer directly.Lu Jing was only surprised that Li Xiangxuan's father and son became stiff for two seconds, and soon calmed down, "Although Li Xiangxuan is not easy to get along with, his nature is not bad."

As if seeing Ming Xingyan and Wu Wei's curiosity about Li Xiangxuan's identity, Lu Jing said slowly, "The emperor of the Yuan Dynasty was his uncle, because he was afraid of his talent and talent, and worried that he would covet his dragon position. When Li Lu was just four years old, he recruited Li Lu into the palace as the prince's companion."

It is said to be accompanied by reading, but it is no different from proton.

Li Lu was only four years old at the time, so how could life be easier in the man-eating palace?At that time, their country was also quite turbulent. Li Xiangxuan was feared by the emperor's uncle, and had to defend against foreign enemies.Without Li Xiangxuan's protection, Li Lu's life can be said to be very difficult, which also caused him to suffer from psychological aphasia.

The reasons for the deaths of Li Lu and Li Xiangxuan were more or less written by the emperor of the Yuan Dynasty.

It is really a miracle that Li Lu can still act like a little angel now.

Ming Xingyu felt that Lu Jing should be very clear about what kind of injuries Li Lu suffered as a proton in the palace. If he asked, Lu Jing would definitely answer him.But Mingxing didn't think it was necessary. Even if he didn't ask, he and Wu Wei could guess something—it wouldn't be a good thing anyway.

Lu Jing is the kind of person who won't tell you unless you ask him. Seeing the expression on his face, he knew that the other party didn't intend to continue entangled in this matter, so he changed the subject, "The matter of Li Xiangxuan and Li Lu I will report to the underworld, you can raise those flower demons how you raised them."

After a pause, Lu Jing hooked the corners of his lips, showing an unclear smile, "Li Xiangxuan's mausoleum stored a lot of valuable funerary objects, and he must have brought a lot of good things when he came out. You can 'properly 'Collect the rent." As he spoke, he sneered, "A lord, how dare you eat and live for nothing."

Mingxing always felt that the relationship between Lu Jing and Li Xiangxuan might not have been good when they were alive.

After talking about Li Xiangxuan, Lu Jing put back the hat he took off.He suppressed the smile on his face, and returned to his usual indifferent appearance, "I've been very busy recently, so if you have anything to do, write to us directly and burn it. After seeing it, your grandfather and I will come up to you according to the situation."

Ming Xing was silent, he had already understood Lu Jing's subtext, that is, if it was not an important matter, the other party should pretend that he had not read the letter he burned.

All right, as long as they're happy.

After sending Lu Jing away, Ming Xingyan listened to Lu Jing's words and picked up the wool, Li Xiangxuan, who was regarded as a fat sheep, didn't know it.When his collection was reduced by half, he realized that his wool was almost bald (not).

Li Xiangxuan and his son lived in Ming's house for three months.In the past three months, Li Xiangxuan has roughly understood what kind of era he is in, and has also deeply felt the strength and power of the country.The more he knew, the more grateful he was for his previous decision to follow his orders.

A "fool" like him, in such an era where "eyes of the sky" are everywhere, he can really sell himself and his son in a matter of minutes.

In the past three months, Li Xiangxuan and his son have gained common sense, and their relationship with the residents of Sanxi Town has also become deeper and deeper.Especially Li Lu, who is good-looking and well-behaved, looks like a fairy boy in pink and jade, and everyone likes him very much.When everyone knows that he can't speak and his legs are not good (because he didn't learn to walk, so he can only sit in a wheelchair), they feel pity for him and will leave him a portion of any delicious food.Being fed like this by everyone, if it weren't for the zombies not getting fat, Li Lu might be as fat as a piglet by now.

It can be said that in just three months, Lilu has become the group favorite of Sanxi Town, and he can only stand aside when he is ordered to do military service.

With the careful teaching during this period, Li Lu not only learned to walk on two legs, but also finally overcame the psychological barrier and was able to speak!Although he doesn't know many words and jumps out one or two words every time he speaks, everyone is still very happy and has a special sense of accomplishment.

The cold winter seems to have passed not long ago, but the scorching summer has quietly arrived.

With the sound of cicadas chirping, summer vacation is coming.

After Wu Nian and Liang Zongzong studied with the devil for more than a month, in the last half month of summer vacation, they finally got Wu Wei's permission to rest.During this break, the two packed their luggage and came to Sanxi, and the little zombie Lilu climbed the mountain every day to dig out bird eggs, and went down to the river to dig out fish, causing all kinds of troubles in the family.

Even the well-behaved Li Lu was made more mischievous by the two of them.Although very pleased with the changes in Lilu, Wu Wei still couldn't help but reflect on himself as he watched the two adults and one child coming back from playing until dark, all dirty, whether they had given them too little homework.

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After the summer vacation, Wu Wei couldn't help but have someone send Wu Nian and Liang Zongzong back to the southwest.After the two children left, Luo Chi, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, came to Ming's house.

On the day Luo Chi came, Mingxing was teaching Wu Wei how to draw talismans, and the general accompanied Li Lu, temporarily acting as the little zombie's nanny.Li Xiangxuan and Thirteen Demons are still struggling to receive modern elite education.

With two dark circles under his eyes, Luo Chi found a rare time to find someone. As soon as he came, he saw this leisurely couple. Neither greedy nor bad, neither hasty nor impatient, but at this moment, our host Luo couldn't help but discard his Buddha heart, and complained a little.

"Amitabha." Luo Chi said quietly, "You two benefactors, you really live a leisurely and carefree life, which is enviable."

Luo Huihui, who has also been squeezed a lot recently, also yelled in agreement, "Zhizhi! Zhizhi!"

But when Luo Huihui barked for the second time, someone pulled his tail, and then his hair was touched.Luo Huihui paused for two seconds, then sullenly looked down at the person who "sneaked up and molested" him.

"Give!"

Seeing Luo Huihui looking over at Li Lu, he contributed his long braid wittily...

Luo Huihui was stunned, he didn't understand what this hairless little boy was doing.

Luo Huihui remained motionless, Li Lu tilted his head, a little puzzled, then slapped his forehead, took out the biscuits and candies given by Xiangxiang's aunts from the pocket in front of him, and generously shared half of them with each other.

The little zombie remembered that a long time ago, he secretly heard a lady in the palace say that only friends would give gifts to each other.Now that he is giving gifts to the little monkey, does that mean they are friends?

Luo Huihui thought that Li Lu gave him candy to make amends, and after thinking about it, he accepted it without hesitation, "Squeak!" I forgive you!

As a gift in return, Luo Huihui reluctantly took out a banana from the monk's robe that he was reluctant to eat and gave it to him.

"Hee hee." The little zombie hugged the banana, his eyes sparkling.

He has made new friends again!