Let me introduce, I am a professional celestial master

To go to Kushan, you have to get off at the third stop. After getting off the bus, you have to take a bus to transfer to a motorcycle, and finally you have to walk into the mountain. There is no direct transportation.

When Liu Chengfang followed Liu Shan and his wife to Kushan Mountain, it was already dark.

They entered the village in the dark and came to Liu's house.When Liu Shan's mother, Mrs. Liu, saw them coming back, she hurriedly took out the dinner that had been warmed up in the evening.

He Jiang pulled Granny Liu: "Mom, don't be busy, we will do it ourselves."

Liu Shan looked at his mother, pointed to Liu Chengfang and introduced, "Mom, this is Mr. Liu we met on the way back, and he plans to stay at our house for a while." Liu Shan looked at Liu Chengfang again and said, "Mr. Liu, you must be hungry. Let's have dinner first, and I'll take you around Kushan Mountain tomorrow morning."

Mrs. Liu was a little annoyed, "Why didn't you say that you have guests earlier, or I can cook a few more dishes. Do you have enough? I'm not enough. I'm going to the kitchen to cut up the remaining sausages and add more dishes for you."

Liu Chengfang looked at the sparse pot of miscellaneous vegetable soup on the table, and actually wanted to nod in his heart, but asking the host to cook in the middle of the night really spoiled his impression, so he could only push back with a stiff mouth, "No, no, we are on the train I ate a lot, and I'm not hungry."

"Mom, did you hear that, Mr. Liu said so, you can take a rest, sit down and talk to us." Liu Shan pulled Mrs. Liu and asked her to sit beside him.

Mrs. Liu couldn't sit still, she stood up again within two seconds to pour tea and water for them.

He Jiang asked while eating, "Mom, is Xiaobao asleep?"

"I'm asleep, I ran with the little tiger next door for a day today, and I fell asleep early." Liu Pozi said with a smile.

He Jiang hadn't seen his son for a long time, so he was thinking hard, finished the rice in the bowl in twos and twos, and said to them, "I'll go take a look at Xiaobao."

Mrs. Liu also stood up and said, "I'll go with you."

Liu Shan and Liu Chengfang were soon left in the hall. Liu Shan smiled helplessly, "I'm sorry, Mr. Liu, A Jiang hasn't seen Xiaobao for a long time, and she read it for a day."

Liu Chengfang waved his hand, "Parents are like this, understand."

"That's it." Liu Shan poured Liu Chengfang a glass of wine, and brought him a large bowl of food, "Come, come, drink and eat."

Liu Chengfang looked at the mountain of soup and rice, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

He came to deceive people, so why did he have the illusion that he had tricked himself?

Under Liu Shan's warm hospitality, Liu Chengfang ate more than half of a large pot of mixed vegetable soup by himself. When he stood up from his seat, he felt as if he was pregnant with a five-month-old baby.

After dinner, Liu Shan took Liu Chengfang to the guest room.The guest room was neat and clean, and Liu Chengfang subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief. After eating the Liu family's meat buns and mixed vegetable soup, he even suspected that he would live in the firewood house for the next few days.

Liu Shan pointed to the things in the house and said to Liu Chengfang, "It's cold in the mountains at night. If you feel cold, Mr. Liu, you can take out the quilt in the cabinet. The water in this kettle is still hot. When you are thirsty, you can pour water to drink, as well as the fruit next to it, eat whatever you want, don't be polite to us."

"Brother Liu Shan, you are so polite." Liu Chengfang took out a wallet from his body, and directly took out a stack of Grandpa Mao and stuffed it into Liu Shan's hand, "You take this money, treat it as my money for the past few days Board and lodging."

"It doesn't take so much..."

As Liu Shan said, he was going to push the money back. In order to do a full set of dramas, how could Liu Chengfang eat and drink for free at Liu's house.Not only did he not ask Liu Shan to return the money, he even grabbed a wad of RMB and stuffed it into the other party's arms, "Brother Liu, are you looking down on the old man? This money is not given to you for nothing. I have to pay for it these days." Living in your house, don’t you need to eat? This is all food money! Don’t give it back to me, or I won’t live in your house.”

"Then..." Liu Shan smiled shyly, and put the money into his pocket with a snort, "Then thank you, Mr. Liu."

Liu Chengfang:? ? ?

Liu Chengfang thought that Liu Shan would have to push back before accepting the money, but who knew that the moment he finished speaking, the other party "can't wait" to collect the money.He always felt that there was something wrong with the plot... Why did he feel like a fool who was rushing to give away money?

Before Liu Chengfang could think about it, there was a burst of crying of a child outside the door.

Liu Shan turned his head and glanced out, "It's Xiaobao who is crying. I'm sorry Mr. Liu, please rest first, I'll go and see why Xiaobao is crying."

Liu Shan opened the door and walked out. Liu Chengfang followed to the door and looked up at the next room.The doors and windows were closed, but the light and shadow from the window could be seen, Mrs. Liu and Liu Shan surrounded He Jiang, and He Jiang was coaxing a child in his arms. Very cozy.

At first, Liu Chengfang suspected that Liu Shan and He Jiang were pretending to deceive him, but when he heard the cry of the child and saw how they coaxed the child, he felt that he was too worried.

If they were really liars, how could they have hired a child to deceive others, and they were not afraid that the child's acting skills would be too bad and their plans would be exposed in advance.

"It's probably because I've been too nervous these days. Everyone looks like a bad guy now." Liu Chengfang patted his forehead, closed the door and went back to bed, intending to have a good sleep and twisted his nerves.

The next day, when Liu Chengfang woke up, it was already under the sun.

Liu Shan was feeding the chickens. When he saw him come out, he scattered all the feed on his hands, clapped his hands and looked at him and said, "Mr. Liu, are you up? Are you hungry? We have already warmed your breakfast in the pot. Go get it for you."

Liu Chengfang thanked him and sat in the lobby waiting for his breakfast.However, when he saw the food that Liu Shan offered, he suddenly wanted to give up the idea of ​​another vote, and hurried home to forget it.

Steamed buns and porridge sounded normal, but no one would want to eat them just by looking at them.The steamed buns looked as if they could not be steamed, the yellow and orange ones were still black, and the rice porridge was sparse, with a layer of oil floating on it.In my mouth, I don't know what kind of flour the steamed buns are made of. They are hard and have a smell of incense and ashes.And the porridge was half-cooked, and the oily stains were unknown. It smelled like oil, and it made your tongue hard to straighten after eating it.

Liu Chengfang put down his job and hesitated to ask, "Do you usually eat these?"

In fact, what Liu Chengfang really wanted to ask was, what about the money he gave yesterday?Not to mention big fish and big meat, but at least some normal meals. Could it be that he paid fake money?Pigs don't even eat this steamed bun porridge! !

Liu Shan scratched his head in embarrassment, "Usually the most eaten are stewed noodles and pancakes. Unfortunately today, Dabao has a fever. My mother and daughter-in-law sent the child to the health center, and there is no time to cook. I can only cook this meal." alley……"

Liu Chengfang: "..."

Okay, he understands, it's normal for a man not to know how to cook... shit.

He endures!

Liu Chengfang didn't want to eat anymore, so he pushed the bowl away and said, "Are your children okay?"

"My mother just called. She has a severe fever and may have to hang the water for two days." Speaking of his child, Liu Shan sighed.

Liu Chengfang looked at the frowning person, his eyes suddenly lit up, "The child was fine before, why did he suddenly have a fever, have you ever thought... Could it be something dirty on the child?"

Liu Shan's eyes widened, a little nervous, "Dirty...dirty things?"

Liu Chengfang stroked his beard, with an inscrutable expression on his face, "I met a Taoist priest when I was young, and I learned some Feng Shui knowledge from him. I got up this morning and took a look at your house, and I felt that something was not right. I remember when you were on the train, you said that your mother also had an illness not long ago?"

Liu Shan nodded hurriedly, "That's right. My mother was always in good health and rarely got sick. But not long ago, I didn't know what happened, and she suddenly fell ill one day. She went to the hospital and didn't find out the problem. Huzi’s mother next door bought some traditional Chinese medicine for my mother, and she gradually got better after taking it for a while.”

"So it seems that dirty things are not the only ones taking a fancy to your son. From my point of view, there is a problem with Feng Shui in your family, which caused your mother and your son to have troubles one after another." Liu Chengfang tapped on the table with a serious expression , "This matter can't be handled well, maybe it will be your daughter-in-law and you's turn next. It's okay for you three adults to talk about it, but it's hard to say if your son is young and can't make it through."

In the eyes of peasants, a son is life.Hearing Liu Chengfang talk about his son, Liu Shan panicked even more, "No, Mr. Liu, Master Liu, can you help us?"

"This matter is about human life, so I must help you. It's just that I am not good at academics. For the time being, I only know that there seems to be some problem with Feng Shui in your house, which has attracted dirty things. As for the specific problem, I have to study it carefully. I just found out." Liu Chengfang stood up with his hands behind his back, "Brother Liu, take me around."

Liu Shan responded immediately, "Okay."

Liu Chengfang pretended to follow Liu Shan around Liu's house, and then made excuses for someone to take him around the village.After returning to Liu's house in the evening, Liu Chengfang said solemnly, "I know what the problem is."

Liu Shan looked at him nervously.

Liu Chengfang coughed and said, "I read it wrong this morning. It's not that your family's Feng Shui is wrong, it's your ancestral tomb that has a problem. The ancestral tomb affects the whole family, so if there is a problem with it, people in your family will have accidents one after another. "

Liu Shan's eyes widened, "Master, what should we do then?"

Liu Chengfang hid the pride in his eyes, and said solemnly, "The only way is to move the grave!"

"Move the grave?" Liu Shan froze, hesitant.

Liu Chengfang said with a serious expression, "Your family's affairs can only be resolved by moving the grave. If you don't move now, what will happen to your family in the future. Brother Liu, don't regret it! Although moving the grave is a bit disrespectful to the ancestors, we are also sympathetic." But Yuan. If you think about it carefully, your ancestors are all dead people, but your mother, your wife and your son are all living people. If people are gone, then they are really gone!"

Liu Shan froze.

Liu Chengfang stroked his beard leisurely, and his heart was already full of joy.Granny Liu and Liu Xiaobao's illnesses were simply God's help. Liu Chengfang didn't believe that Liu Shan could leave his family alone.

Liu Shan was indeed as Liu Chengfang expected, he was nervous when he mentioned his family, he completely believed Liu Chengfang's words, he gritted his teeth and said, "Master Liu, then we will move the grave!"

"You have to choose a good day and auspicious day to move the grave. I think tomorrow will be good." Liu Chengfang stretched out his finger and made a calculation.

Liu Shan said: "Will you be too anxious tomorrow?"

"No." Liu Chengfang shook his head, "In order to have long nights and dreams, and to prevent things from changing, the matter of moving the grave must be put on the agenda as soon as possible."

Liu Shan: "Master is right, so what should I prepare?"

Liu Chengfang casually listed a few things, "To move the grave, you need a spirit head banner, a funeral vase, incense candles and paper money, and you need to prepare more for the latter two."

"OK, I'll do it now."

Liu Shan hurried out of Liu's house to prepare things for moving the grave tomorrow.

……

The next day.

Liu Xiaobao's fever finally subsided, but he still had to hang water for a day, so Mrs. Liu took care of him in the health center.But He Jiang went back to Liu's house and helped Liu Shan prepare for the relocation of the grave.

The villagers in Kushanli knew that Liu's family was going to move the grave, so they came to help today.

To move the grave, the coffin of the old grave must be dug out before the sun comes out in the early morning.Then set up a tent next to it, hold a ceremony, and then they can move the coffin after they go down the mountain in the evening.When moving the coffin, Liu Shan and He Jiang had to cry while walking to show their respect for their ancestors.When the coffin enters the new place, the grave relocation will be considered complete.

In order to thank the villagers for their help, after moving the grave, the Liu family had to hold a banquet for everyone.

After being hungry for two days, Liu Chengfang finally had a full meal, and his wish was fulfilled again. He was so happy that he couldn't help but drink two more glasses of wine.

Liu Xiaobao, who had been ill for two days, was brought home on the day the grave was moved.However, Liu Chengfang was busy with moving the grave, so he didn't pay attention to when he came back.

Now that he was free and had a sip of wine, Liu Chengfang remembered about Liu Xiaobao, and asked casually, "Brother Liu, isn't your son back? Why didn't you see him?"

Liu Shan said cheerfully, "My mother said that he had just recovered from illness, so we had to watch him. She was afraid that he would catch a cold again, so she didn't dare to let him out. Now my mother should feed him in the room. If you want to see, I asked my wife to take Xiaobao out for you to take a look at."

Liu Chengfang didn't feel that there was anything wrong with Mrs. Liu's emphasis on Liu Xiaobao. After all, Liu Xiaobao was the only child in their Liu family, so it shouldn't be hurt as an eyeball.

Liu Chengfang didn't think much about it, and just waved his hands after hearing it, "That's not necessary, I just asked. He just recovered from illness, so he needs to be more careful."

After the meal was finished, the villagers left. Liu Chengfang found an excuse and went back to the room, and then began to think about leaving Kushan.

The relocation of the grave has been done, so it is definitely not suitable to stay here for a long time.He has to find some excuse and leave quickly!

While he was thinking about something, there was a burst of crying from the next door.He always felt that the sound was a bit strange, but when he was about to listen carefully, the crying stopped suddenly.Then there was the voice of Liu Shan and He Jiang's husband and wife...

"Is the child hungry?"

"No, it must have been a nightmare. It's enough to carry it for a while, and you should go take a shower quickly, you're covered in sweat."

"Then I'm going to take a shower."

"By the way, take this milk to the kitchen and heat it in a pot. When the child is hungry at night, he can bring it to him to drink."

Liu Chengfang, who was originally paying attention to the crying of the child, was attracted by what Liu Shan and his wife said. After listening for a while, he couldn't help muttering to himself, "The child of the Liu family is quite obedient. He doesn't make noise during the day. I just cried a little bit at night."

Liu Xiaobao is really good. Liu Chengfang has lived in Liu's house for three or four days, and he has only heard him cry twice, and the two crying times were very short.If Liu Chengfang hadn't seen the figure of the Liu family holding the child through the window, he would have suspected that the child was fake.

……

The next day, Liu Chengfang packed his luggage and bid farewell to the Liu family.

Mrs. Liu said: "Mr. Liu is not comfortable living in our house, why don't you stay for a few more days before leaving?"

Liu Shan: "That's right, Mr. Liu, why are you leaving in such a hurry? Stay for two more days."

Liu Chengfang dragged his suitcase and made up an excuse, "The air here in Kushan is good and the scenery is good, and you treat me like family. I am so reluctant to leave. If there is not something wrong with the studio, I have to rush Go back and deal with it. I'm afraid I want to be Kushan's son and stay here for a while."

"Work is important, come back next time when you have time. We welcome you in Kushan." Mrs. Liu grabbed his hand and patted it reluctantly.

"sure."

As soon as he said that, Liu Chengfang pulled his hand very quickly, with an expression on his face that he couldn't wait to leave.But after he pulled the suitcase and walked two meters away, the wheels of the suitcase "clicked" twice and fell out directly.Liu Chengfang stayed for a few seconds, then quickly turned around and looked at the suitcase in his hand.

When he knelt down and was about to find out, there was a "Zi La" sound from under his feet.Liu Chengfang's temples twitched wildly twice, with a bad premonition.He suddenly lowered his head and looked at the source of the sound, only to see that the heel of the leather shoe on his right foot... had a big hole.

Liu Chengfang scolded his mother in his heart, and when he was about to stand up and take off his shoes to take a look, there was another sizzling sound.He felt a chill under his buttocks, and his face turned black.You don't need to look to know that the pants are torn!

There was a momentary twitch on Liu Chengfang's face. At this moment, he was covering his crotch with one hand and carrying the shoe with the other. He didn't dare to move for fear that something would be broken again. It was very embarrassing.

"puff……"

Liu Shan, Mrs. Liu and He Jiang couldn't help laughing.Seeing Liu Chengfang's flushed face, Liu Shan said kindly, "Master Liu, why don't you go in and change your clothes first? As for the shoes, you can wear mine for now."

Liu Chengfang took a deep breath and forced a smile, "Thank you then."

Five minutes later, Liu Chengfang changed into a pair of trousers and walked out wearing Liu Shan's camouflage shoes.

Liu Shan went up to meet him and asked, "Are the shoes suitable?"

Liu Chengfang raised his foot with a dark face, and asked with a little disgust, "Are there no other shoes?"

I don't know how long Liu Shan has worn these camouflage shoes without washing them. They are sticky with sweat and smell like feet.

"This is the only pair of cloth shoes, or sandals." Liu Shan said, his eyes glanced at the pair of yellow and black flip-flops in the corner.

Liu Chengfang followed his line of sight, and when he saw the pair of shoes, he choked up his breath.

"Forget it, this pair is pretty good. I bought these shoes, and I wear them to leave." Liu Chengfang took out 100 yuan and stuffed it to Liu Shan, and then hurriedly picked up his suitcase, ready to leave people.If he didn't leave, he was afraid that he couldn't help but tear up his face with this family. It's not that he had never seen such a strange thing, but he had never seen such a weird one like the Liu family.

"Master Liu..."

Liu Shan looked at the back of Liu Chengfang who was leaving in a hurry, and still kept calling from behind.After Liu Chengfang heard this, he walked faster, as if something terrible was following him.

However, when Liu Chengfang walked 50 meters, he was tripped by a stone, and he fell to the ground head-on with a box, which seemed to be very painful.

Liu Chengfang only felt a pain in his jaw, and when he reached out to wipe it, he directly wiped a mouthful of blood.Taking a closer look, Liu Chengfang found that he had knocked out several of his lower teeth!Now when he opened his mouth, he could only feel the wind rushing into his mouth, which was terribly empty.

Fuck!

Why is he so unlucky today! !

After the Liu family watched him fall, they ran over in a hurry and helped him up.Liu Shan said: "Master Liu, are you okay?"

Liu Chengfang waved his hand and said weakly, "I...I'm fine."

Liu Shan helped him to sit on a big rock next to him, and then handed him a bottle of mineral water, "Master Liu, rinse your mouth first."

"Thank you." Liu Chengfang took a sip of the water, rinsed his mouth three times, and spit out all the blood in his mouth. This time he took a sip of water, but he choked as soon as the water entered his throat.

"Cough cough cough..."

"puff……"

The Liu family couldn't help laughing again.

Liu Chengfang wanted to die, what happened to him today? !How unlucky to drink saliva and get stuffed between teeth!

"Master Liu, I think you are so unlucky... I think it's getting dark, why don't you stay at our house for another night and leave tomorrow." Liu Pozi said earnestly.

Liu Chengfang looked at the bright sky, and made a decision with humiliation on his face, "I think the studio is not in a hurry, and it's okay to postpone it for a day, and I won't be too late tomorrow."

With such a bad day today, he was afraid that if he didn't get out of the bitter mountain, he would lose his life.So bear with it, he will leave tomorrow!

Probably to appease Liu Chengfang's wounded heart, the Liu family cooked a very sumptuous dinner with fish and meat, comparable to Chinese New Year.Liu Chengfang originally had some resentment towards the Liu family for making fun of him twice, but seeing the good food on this table, he decided to forgive the Liu family, because the Liu family is actually pretty good.

Everyone went to the table happily, and Liu Chengfang took a bite of a big chicken leg with a wave of his hand, but he suddenly stopped moving after biting halfway.

Liu Chengfang: "..." I want to cry.

Extreme joy begets grief, he didn't keep his upper front teeth, this bite directly broke his two upper front teeth.

Liu Chengfang let go of his mouth silently, looking at the two bloody teeth embedded in the chicken, he almost gave out a heart attack.

What happened to him today?

"puff."

The Liu family laughed for the third time.

Liu Chengfang: "..." Even more angry.

The dinner was very sumptuous, but it had nothing to do with Liu Chengfang.He didn't want to knock out the few remaining teeth, so he could only drink rice cereal with tears in his eyes, watching the Liu family's meat bite by bite, eating deliciously.

After dinner, Liu Chengfang went back to his room.With a hungry stomach, Liu Chengfang decided to go to bed early, as long as he fell asleep, he would not feel hungry.It's just that when he managed to brew a little drowsiness, a shocking and hysterical cry suddenly sounded from the next room.

And this cry, every cry lasts all night...

Good boy, you didn't cry much a few days ago, why are you crying so badly at this time? !

Who did he mess with?

Liu Chengfang, who hadn't slept all night, had two dark circles under his eyes, and asked himself this question repeatedly.