Let me introduce, I am a professional celestial master

When everyone was happy, Zhang Hao suddenly changed his expression, and knelt on the ground covering his head.

"Ugh-"

Zhang Haohao looked very uncomfortable, and his figure was a little unsteady, looming, as if he was going to disappear at any time.

Zhang Haomei's heart twitched instantly, "Alright, don't scare me!"

"What's wrong?" Wu Nian and Liang Zongzong also became nervous.

Ming Xingyan quickly took out a piece of talisman paper and pasted it on Zhang Haohao's body.As soon as the talisman came to her body, everyone heard the sound of a bell ringing in an ancient temple. With the sound of the bell ringing, they also heard a hoarse and low voice of chanting scriptures.

Wu Wei listened intently for a while, then said with a serious expression, "It's Thai."

"Thai language?" Zhang Haomei looked up, her eyes were red, "It's He Dongshan, it must be He Dongshan."

Liang Zongzong raised his eyebrows angrily: "Damn it, the old bastard has moved foreign aid!"

Wu Nian lashed out: "I knew that the Thai master who helped He Dongshan was not a good person!"

"This is spiritualism." The command officer went to Zhang Haohao, "Then the Thai master wanted to recruit Zhang Haohao to him."

The sound of chanting scriptures has no effect on Ming Xingyan and others.But for a ghost like Zhang Haohao, it was like listening to the Great Compassion Mantra, as if it wanted to kill her.

Zhang Haomei was shocked: "What!?"

Wu Wei frowned: "If Zhang Haohao is recruited away, I'm afraid there will be more than good luck."

"Want to snatch food from the tiger's mouth? Have you asked me?" Ming Xingyan grinned and said with a sneer, "Call your soul in front of me, right? I'll let you come and go."

Liang Zongzong and Wu Nian always felt that the moment of Mingxing was very dangerous, so they took a step back unconsciously.

Mingxing took out a small piece of human-shaped paper the size of a palm from his body, and saw that he dipped his hand in some boiled water and wrote Zhang Haohao on the paper.Then he took out the little gold bag from before, grabbed Zhang Zhang, and stuffed it directly into the bag.

Liang Zongzong and Wu Nian: OxO wow~

After Zhang Haohao entered the small gold bag, the ringing of the bell and the sound of chanting stopped for a moment, probably because he couldn't understand why the soul disappeared halfway through the summoning...

The commanding officer clicked his tongue, and placed the little paper man with Zhang Haohao's name on it directly on the table.Under the puzzled eyes of everyone, the little paper man first raised his right hand, then kicked his left leg. After knowing that his old arms and legs could be used normally, the little paper man turned over and turned his buttocks The crowd climbed up bit by bit.

When the little paper figurine finally stood firm and turned around, everyone saw that the head of the little paper figurine, which was originally a blank sheet of paper, suddenly had a face drawn with simple strokes - something like this "囧".

It's a bit ugly and cute at first glance, but if you look closely, you will find that this little paper figurine looks a little bit nicer.

"Okay?" Zhang Haomei was a little surprised.

The little paper man shook his head with a "囧" face and nodded.

Mingxing explained: "This is a substitute I made for Zhang Haohao. Although it looks a bit like Zhang Haohao, it is not Zhang Haohao."

Little Paper Man: (v) 9

The little paper man propped up his little arm, and raised a small thumb that he almost couldn't see towards the life officer.

Order to support the forehead.

Wu Wei and the others were overwhelmed by the cuteness of the little paper figurines.If it weren't for the special situation now, Wu Nian and the others would have wanted to poke the little paper figurine.

After Zhang Haohao's stand-in paper figurine came back to life, the paused sound of chanting scriptures and ringing the bell sounded again.But the little paper figurine is not Zhang Haohao, so even if it doesn't have the talisman, it won't be affected by these sounds, and it won't have a splitting headache like Zhang Haohao just now.

The little paper figurine even took out the non-existent earwax very leisurely and gracefully.After taking it out, it blew on its fingers, and put Zhang Haohao's simple face on it, and everyone seemed to be enjoying it a little bit.

This rough movement...

The only thing Zhang Haomei is lucky about now is that her sister is not here...

Far away in a luxurious villa on the other side of Jiangcheng.

He Dongshan sat quietly on the side, looking at an obese old man in colorful cassocks, holding a banner in his left hand and a bell in his right, jumping up and down in front of a carpet, facing a statue like The statue of a newborn baby is held in a so-called spirit-calling ceremony.

He Dongshan raised his hand and glanced at his watch. The summoning ceremony had already started for half an hour, but he didn't even see Zhang Haohao's ghost.

Jiwapashan was also a little puzzled, he danced for a long time, why hasn't the soul-calling technique summoned the soul?

Jivapashan is over 80 years old. He danced for half an hour, but finally couldn't hold back, sprained his foot, and fell heavily on the carpet.

He Dongshan was so frightened that he kicked up from his chair and ran towards him, "Master Jiwa, are you okay..."

Jivapashan was embarrassed for a second, and pretended to be angry and got up and said, "The other party found a helper and attacked me while I was not aware of it. But it's okay, let me fight with the other party, and let the other party know how powerful I am." .”

After finishing speaking, Jiva Pashan was actually a little guilty.Because until now, he still couldn't figure out why he didn't make a fart today when he performed the spirit-calling technique with perfect accuracy.

The amulet was given by Master Jivapashan. The family has been going smoothly for so many years, thanks to Jivapashan, so when the other party said this, He Dongshan believed it.

"Master, it's all up to you."

Jiva Pashan was helped up and patted He Dongshan on the shoulder, "Just watch."

"Okay, okay." He Dongshan was very excited, and quickly handed back the soul-calling flag and the soul-calling bell that fell to the ground.

Jiwapashan took the things and started "singing and dancing" again, but 10 minutes passed, and the female ghost named Zhang Haohao still did not appear.Jivapashan was restless for a while. After all, he was a somewhat confident master. He quickly cheered up and continued the so-called soul-calling ceremony.

Half an hour, one hour, three hours...

The sky was dim, and the sun penetrated through the window into the dark room, and the night passed quietly.

Jivapashan seemed to have lost thirty or forty catties overnight, with two big dark circles under his eyes and a face full of sweat. After reciting another Sutra, his mouth crooked, his eyes rolled, and he fell to the ground. He fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

Seeing this, He Dongshan, who hadn't slept all night, almost gasped for breath and kicked his feet accordingly.

The members of the Ming family, who had fallen asleep beautifully, woke up to the crowing of the rooster.

Ming Xingyan walked out of the room, and looked at the little paper figurine who had already made a set of "tea table and sofa" for himself overnight, and was sitting on the paper sofa with his legs crossed, holding his mobile phone and watching B station with gusto , he paused.

Ming Xingyan squatted in front of the coffee table, and poked the little paper figurine's limp head, "How is the other party?"

The little paper man put down his phone, stood up, jumped up and down with his hands and feet and began to type a report.

Ming Xun watched for a long time, and came to a conclusion: "The other party has recruited a soul all night?"

Little Paper Man: (v) 9

"Isn't this master stupid?" Ming Xingyan had a strange expression.

The little paper man crossed his arms and nodded in agreement. He is just stupid.It's not stupid and won't dance all night, it almost fell asleep listening to the sound of chanting.

"Okay, thank you for your hard work, go and rest." Ming Xingyan patted the little paper figurine's head.

The little paper figurine let out a sigh of relief like an old man, climbed onto the hand of the life guard, lay flat, and after a while, it stopped moving.The stick figure-like face gradually faded away, and finally turned into an ordinary piece of white paper.

Wu Wei saw it from the side, and was a little worried, "Is the little paper man okay?"

"It's okay, the mana on the little paper man just disappeared, if you want to see it, I can cast a spell and wake it up again." Ming Xingyan said.

Wu Wei nodded, but he didn't give up his orders to cast spells. Now it's the key to fight against the Thai master. It's better to save mana if you can.

Mingxing didn't know what Wu Wei was thinking. If he knew, he would definitely tell the other party that this mana was nothing, and it was nothing to worry about against the Thai master.

When Liang Zongzong and Wu Nian woke up, he ordered them to go to the next door and call the banshees over.

After hearing what happened to the Zhang family sisters, the banshees also felt aggrieved for a while.After being aggrieved, Haitang asked the order, "Master, why did you call us here?"

Ming Xingyan raised his lips, "They failed to summon their souls yesterday, and they will definitely make a big move today. He Dongshan is not someone who just sits and waits for death, so he will definitely send someone to us, when the time comes..."

"We understand." The banshees all showed sly smiles, "We are the best at tricking people."

"It entered our territory." Haitang rolled up her sleeves, "I'll let them know why the flowers are so red."

"that is!"

The other twelve banshees also rolled up their sleeves, aggressively, not to mention they thought it was a scene of a gang fight.

Zhang Haomei looked at the calm and orderly soldiers who acted like masters outside the world, the banshees who shouted and killed as soon as they opened their mouths, and the young master of the Southwest Wu family who was calling who was calling, she suddenly felt that this little girl The small Sanxi Town seems to be a bit... Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Master Jivapashan's dizziness caused the He family to fall into chaos.

But Jiva Pashan fainted because of exhaustion. Knowing that the other party's life was not in danger, He Dongshan was a little relieved, but his hatred for Zhang's sisters and Ming Xingyan became deeper and deeper.

It must not be the end of the matter.

Jivapashan couldn't swallow this breath either. In order to restore his image, he decided to go to Sanxi Town and fight against Mingxing face to face. This time, see how the other party is still as cunning as yesterday!

When He Dongshan heard that Jiva Pashan was going to commit suicide in Sanxi Town, he was very impressed and grateful, "Master, if this happens, I will donate another 500 million to your temple."

Jivapashan cupped his hands, "Mr. He, then I will thank you in advance."

Jiva Pashan recovered some vitality, and walked out of the gate of the He family with his assistant and a car of bodyguards assigned by He Dongshan.

He Dongshan stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, watched them leave, then looked away, and said to the steward, "Take out the 82-year-old Lafite from the wine cellar, I'm going to celebrate with Master Jiva tonight."

As for Master Jivapashan, will he lose to Mingxing?He Dongshan never thought about it.

Who is Master Jivapashan, how could he lose.yesterday?From He Dongshan's point of view yesterday, it was because of his lack of strength in the military service that he hid his head and showed his tail. He didn't dare to fight back head-on, and he would only play a little cleverness.

In this head-on fight, Jiva Pashan will definitely not lose.

At this time, He Dongshan was already looking forward to the fruits of victory.

When Jivapashan arrived at the outskirts of Sanxi Town, the banshees who had sensed through the flowers and plants earlier could no longer bear it and began to gear up.

Seeing this, the command officer waved his hand, "Let's go, I'll leave them to you."

"No problem, my sisters kept it clean." Haitang smiled, her fingers clenched.

Jiva Pashan, who was on the road outside Sanxi Town, looked at the big stone with the words "Sanxi" written on it at the gate of Sanxi Town, and asked the assistant next to him, "This is it?"

The assistant looked at the phone map again and again, and said with certainty, "Master, it's here."

"It's a small village, and it's not a very capable person to live here." Jivapashan smiled, "Let's go, hurry up and go back to the country, there are still many things waiting for me to deal with in the temple."

The assistant quickly got out of the car and opened the door for him.

After Jivapashan got out of the car, the twenty bodyguards also got out of the car.All of them walked into Sanxi Town in such a mighty manner.

After walking for about ten minutes, no one was seen on the road, and everyone's expressions changed slightly.

Jiva Pashan frowned, "Is there no one living in this village?"

The assistant was also confused: "Master, this seems unlikely..."

"Stop." Jivapashan stretched out his hand with a serious expression, "Maybe there is a fraud."

"what--"

As soon as the word "explosion" came out, someone in the bodyguard suddenly let out a scream.When Jiva Pashan turned his head, the twenty bodyguards had already been rolled up by several vines like spring rolls and hung in the air.

Before Jivapashan had time to react, the twenty bodyguards were thrown over by the vines.Although Jivapashan was fat, he was still sensitive and dodged it nimbly.But his assistant was not so lucky. He was hit by a bodyguard falling from the sky and passed out on the spot.

In the blink of an eye, only Jiva Pashan was left standing.A gust of wind blew by, and Jivapashan felt a little cold in his heart.

"It's unreasonable!" There was a demonic aura on the vines, Jiwapashan thought it was a trick played by the orderly servant, and felt a little angry in his heart.He took out a small porcelain bottle covered with yellow talismans from his body, and said with a cold face, "Sneak around, play tricks."

When the cap of the small porcelain bottle was pulled out, a cloud of black smoke with a deep and dark atmosphere gushed out from it.

When all the black smoke came out, they were a man and a woman, two ghosts.When the vines attacked, the two ghosts just raised their hands and cut the vines in half.

Jivapashan did not know when he had already pulled out the soul-calling bell. He shook the bell and shouted loudly, "Find out the guy hiding behind me."

Under the control of the summoning bell, the ghost rushed towards the vines full of evil spirits. It was like killing a Buddha when it met a Buddha, and killing a god when it met a god.

Jivapashan watched them cut off those difficult vines one by one, with a contented smile on his face.The soul calling bell in his hand rang more joyously, and the two ghosts became more and more courageous in the battle, and the vines were beaten back steadily.

At this time, there was a rustling sound in the grass.

Jiva Pashan's eyes lit up, and he held up the summoning bell and headed towards the grass, "Go!"

The ghost was instructed, and soon flew towards the grass.Then, he caught a person out of the grass and threw him in front of Jivapashan.

Unexpectedly, he caught the person so quickly, Jivapashan looked down at the person lying at his feet, and clicked his tongue in distaste, "Is this the only skill?"

The person lying on the ground was motionless, as if dead.Jivapashan gradually noticed something was wrong.

He took two steps forward, stretched out his hand to grab the hair of the person under his feet, and pulled it up, a color stick figure face that looked like a primary school student's handwriting appeared in sight.

been played!

Jivapashan realized this and was so angry that his lungs would explode.

There is no reason!

There is no reason! !

"This man is too much, isn't he?"

A funny voice sounded in my ear.

Jivapashan answered the words smoothly, "Yes, it's too much! Wait... who's talking?"

Jivapashan lowered his head and met the colorful stick figure face again.At this time, Jianbi opened his big eyes, one yellow and one blue, and pulled his big red lips to the sides, revealing a weird smile.

"Your mother..."

Jiva Pashan was startled, and just about to explode, suddenly a small vine slipped under his feet, bound his right foot, and with a slight movement, he was dragged out.

"what!?"

Jiwapashan was surprised for two seconds, and immediately wanted to ring the bell in his hand to call the two ghosts to save him.But after he shook it for a long time, the ghost didn't say anything, and he didn't even hear the tinkling sound.He turned his head belatedly, and realized that there was no summoning bell in his hand. What he was holding in his hand was clearly a carrot.

Jiva Pashan: Where is my soul calling bell? ? ?

"Dangdangdang-"

With a thought in my heart, I heard the familiar sound of the bell.Jivapashan even thought that his ears had made a mistake, but the sound was really clear. Jivapashan followed the sound and found that his soul calling bell was hung on a tree branch at some point, and an elephant was Shaking the spirit bell with his nose...

No, why is there an elephant in a small village?

At this moment, the voice of talking floated from a distance.

"Is this the most powerful master in Thailand?"

"I've learned a few words recently. This kind of thing is called no name, no name, no name and no name."

Jivapashan choked his breath in his heart.

Those voices continued—

"You're old and ugly, and you don't have any talent yet, so how dare you come out and show yourself?"

"Even a finger of the master of life can't compare with it."

"He doesn't seem to realize that he is hallucinating now."

"I suddenly began to miss the grilled sausages and bubble tea at home..."

Is he no match for a sausage?

Jivapashan finally couldn't bear it, and spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

And with the spurt of this mouthful of blood, the surrounding picture suddenly looked like shattered glass shards, split into tens of thousands of pieces, and shattered before his eyes with a click.Jivapashan closed his eyes subconsciously, and when he opened them again, the surrounding scene was so strange.

And he didn't know when, like other bodyguards, he had already been tied into spring rolls and hung on a tree.

Combined with the voice heard just now, what else does Jiva Pashan not understand?I'm afraid he has been hallucinated before entering Sanxi Town!Then he was captured without a fight! !

Jivapashan looked at the banshee standing in front of him, smiled, and two lines of tears flowed down his face full of grooves.

Huaxia, indeed Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!

Who would have thought that a small village would raise thirteen big monsters.If there is a chance to return to China, he must not step into China's territory again...

Seeing the trembling "big spring rolls" thrown into a ball by Haitang and the others, Ming Xing raised his eyebrows in surprise, and didn't know what Haitang and the others had done to scare people like this.

"Master, how are you going to deal with them?" Haitang asked.

Two foodies, Ah Jin and Hollyhock, jumped out and said, "Master, if you don't think about what to do with it, why don't you give them to us, we haven't tasted the taste of Thais yet."

When Jivapashan and others heard the words, their faces turned blue with fright, especially Jivapashan, who was from Thailand and was about to become a big monster's Chinese food, was stiff and trembling.

Haitang looked at the two actors speechlessly, "You guys are not afraid of stuffing your teeth with such old flesh."

Jiva Pathan with very old and square meat:  …

Wu Wei looked at Ming Xingyan, "What should I do?"

The orderly officer took out his mobile phone and skillfully pressed three numbers, "For this kind of thing, of course I will call the police uncle."

--

He Dongshan sat at home for a long time, but he couldn't wait for Jiva Pashan's news, and he began to feel a little anxious.

Finally, the sun went down, and the doorbell at home was finally rang.

He Dongshan was overjoyed, and quickly stood up, "Master Jiva is finally back, let's go, let's meet them at the door."

The butler next to him immediately followed after holding the 82-year-old Lafite.

He Dongshan opened the door himself. Originally, he wanted to open the door to give Jiva Pashan a big hug, but he didn't expect a shiny thing to pass by. With a click, a pair of handcuffs were handcuffed on his hands.

The policeman in police uniform took out his ID and said with a cold face, "Mr. He is sorry, we now suspect that you are involved in multiple intentional murders, please follow us back to the police station to assist in the investigation."

The butler shook his hand, and the wine bottle on the tray that was intended to be used for celebration fell to the ground with a "snap". The bright red wine spilled from the broken bottle, staining the entire floor red.

He Dongshan looked at the brick-red floor, only humming sound remained in his mind.

How could this be?

--

He ordered several people in the line of duty to accompany the Zhang family sisters to stand at the gate of the court.

He ordered the officer to hand over the evidence collected by Zhang Haomei to her, and said with a smile, "You hand over the evidence to the judge yourself. As for He Dongshan and the others, you can watch them be executed with your own eyes."

Wu Wei pointed to the person next to him and said, "This is our Wu family's gold medal lawyer. If there is anything going on in the future, you can contact him or ask him."

"Thank you, thank you..." Zhang Haomei and Zhang Haohao expressed their thanks with red eyes.

Years of grievances have finally been resolved today.

Afterwards, He Dongshan and several He family members were sentenced to death. As for the other He family members, although they did not die, they could only stay with the prison in their later years.

Zhang Haohao went to the underworld to report on the day He Dongshan was executed.

As for Zhang Haomei, she donated all the money she had saved in recent years, then went to the mountains, became a mountain village teacher, and reaped a happy love...