Out of Yuanmen

Shen Hanchi circled outside Wentiansi many times, and it was the first time he climbed over the wall while the moon was dark and the wind was high.

While praising himself for being promising, while suppressing his excitement, he quietly climbed up the fence of Wen Tiansi from the backyard.

As a result, he was too nervous, and the cloak was caught by the big pagoda tree on the wall, almost hanging him from the tree.When Shen Hanchi heard someone approaching, he gritted his teeth and took out a dagger to cut off the cloak, turned over and hid behind the Taihu Stone.

The sound of rustling footsteps came, accompanied by a young man's grumbling voice: "You two, why are you going to hang yourself on the crooked neck tree?"

"Senior brother Yun is a crooked neck tree, so what are you?" It was the voice of an angry girl.

Oh--

Shen Hanchi thought to himself, another infatuated person who hit the south wall.But you have no chance, because the south wall has been knocked down by me!

"No, Luo Zhaorong, he rejected you clearly, why do you still miss him? It's really boring."

"none of your business!"

Seeing that a fight was about to start, Shen Hanchi quietly hid behind him, hoping that they would leave quickly, and stay away from this stone if they wanted to do it.

As a result, the man roared: "You can only see him, why don't you look at me, I have admired you for so many years!"

The girl said: "So what, why don't you look in the mirror!"

Shen Hanchi raised his eyebrows.This girl speaks too directly, I am afraid that something bad will happen——

As he expected, there was only a "snap", and the man seemed to make a move, followed by vague whimpers and the sound of limbs touching.

Shen Hanchi wrapped the small piece of cloak he had just torn off around his face, and then sneaked out.Liu Feng was dragging the struggling Luo Zhaorong to another place, completely oblivious to Shen Hanchi's approach.

Shen Hanchi made a knife in his hand, and Liu Feng fell to the ground before he even had time to snort.Luo Zhaorong had just been held hostage, and immediately saw a sneaky man in black, and was about to yell, but fortunately, Shen Hanchi covered her mouth with quick eyes and hands.

"Sister, don't yell, I saved you." Shen Hanchi pretended to be fierce, "If you yell, I'll kill you."

Luo Zhaorong was still in shock, tears rolled in his eyes, and he nodded repeatedly.Shen Hanchi rolled his eyes and said with a bad smile: "Do you know who I am?"

Luo Zhaorong shook his head desperately, for fear that Shen Hanchi would silence himself who "knows too much".Shen Hanchi touched his chin: "I am Xiao Bailian, a righteous thief who robs the rich and helps the poor!"

……

Luo Zhaorong really hadn't heard of it. At this moment, he didn't know whether to put on an expression of admiring his name for a long time, or an expression of not knowing anything.Shen Hanchi didn't care what the audience thought, and waved his hand: "This man is not as good as a beast, I will do justice for the sky today! Girl, where do you start killing!"

From, where?

Luo Zhaorong was so frightened that Huarong turned pale.

Shen Hanchi took out the dagger, and gestured at the unconscious Liu Feng: "Chop it up, or cut it into pieces?"

Luo Zhaorong's face turned pale, he was trembling and couldn't speak at all, watching Shen Hanchi raise the knife in his hand, a cold light flashed—plop!The terrified young lady passed out directly.

Shen Hanchi almost died laughing.This is just right, he doesn't want to give Luo Zhaorong a knife...

He cut Liu Feng's clothes with a dagger, then tore them into strips and tied him up.Shen Hanchi picked up the naked Liu Feng and jumped out of the wall lightly, throwing him on the street.

After thinking about it, he decided to take a brush from Yun Shugui's place and write something on Liu Feng by the way.

After finishing this, he turned back again, picked up the unconscious Luo Zhaorong, found a relatively safe place to settle him down, and then leaned against the wall to find Yun Shugui's residence.

Yun Shugui was sitting in the study as usual, talking with himself.Generally, he is used to holding black with his left hand and white with his right hand.Gradually, when he realized that something seemed wrong, he had already played several white pieces with his left hand.

……

Even without the need for others to tell him, he knew that he was absent-minded.On weekdays, he is the most calm, and it is possible to sit and play chess for three days without moving his place, otherwise he would not restrain himself from not approaching Shen Hanchi for many years.But this is the same as tigers cannibalizing people and monks breaking vows.People who don't know the taste of wine and meat by nature, if they set a precedent, it will easily be like a flood bursting its embankment.Yun Shugui has been an ascetic monk for more than 20 years. Once he converted to Shen Hanchi, he wished to see him all the time.

He was so distraught right now that he didn't notice that Shen Hanchi lifted the tiles and jumped down from the roof silently.Shen Hanchi tiptoed to Yun Shugui's back, and then covered his eyes with cold hands——

"Guess who I am? Little lady, if you can't guess correctly, hehe."

Shen Hanchi leaned close to Yun Shugui's ear, and hit his ear with a breath of warm breath.Seeing Mr. Wushuang's fair skin stained pink, he let go of his hands with a smile and sat down on his desk.

Yun Shugui is a monk who broke the precepts with a different heart and mind, and Shen Hanchi is a monster dragon who is splashing in the water, so it is fun to start teasing Yun Shugui.Thinking about it with his toes, he knew that a monk with little knowledge had never teased a big monster. Yun Shugui blushed and lowered his head, really looking like a little lady being molested.

Shen Hanchi smiled like a sneaky fox, took out a paper bag from his arms, and put it in Yun Shugui's hand: "I brought it for you."

Yun Shu returned to the steps and opened the paper bag - it was filled with crystal clear pine nut candies.

Of course he didn't know that these heavy candies were Shen Hanchi's admiration when he was young, but he definitely had no reason not to like the things Shen Hanchi gave him.Yun Shugui picked up a piece of candy, put it in his mouth, and smiled softly at Shen Hanchi: "It's very sweet."

Shen Hanchi was stunned at first, and the end of his eyes turned red unconsciously, then he pretended to be nonchalant, and approached Yun Shugui's face: "Really? I haven't eaten it yet, give me a taste?"

Yun Shugui was about to give him a piece, but his hand stopped when he was about to touch the candy.Seeing him go to get the candy, Shen Hanchi's eyes were filled with the word accusation, and he seemed a little unhappy.

?

Yun Shugui went over his actions in his mind, and felt that there should be nothing wrong.He hesitated to add: "Thank you...?"

Shen Hanchi: "..."

"You're so stupid." Shen Hanchi poked Yun Shugui's cheek angrily, and the roots of his ears turned red.The bluff on his face actually made him really indecent, which is still a bit...a bit false.

Yun Shugui was still a little dazed.When Shen Hanchi was almost unable to pretend anymore, some good-hearted god finally gave Yun Shugui a call, blessed to the soul——Yun Shugui kissed Shen Hanchi's face in embarrassment.

"...not as sweet as you." Yun Shugui said sincerely.

Shen Hanchi almost fell off the desk.

Although there was a deviation from the initial expectation, honest people are too deep and unfathomable, Shen Hanchi, who claims to be half a dude, is at a loss for what to do with just a word.

There was an ambiguous and embarrassing atmosphere in the room, Shen Hanchi looked at the sky and the earth but didn't look at Yun Shugui, and Yun Shugui either spit out sugar in his mouth or swallowed it.

"you……"

"I……"

The two spoke at the same time, breaking the weird atmosphere, and then laughed at the same time.

Yun Shugui coughed twice before stopping his laughter.With gentle smiles in his eyes, he looked at Shen Hanchi and said, "Thank you, this is the best candy I... have ever eaten."

Of course, this sentence came out without much thought, and Shen Hanchi, who had a lot of yellow waste in his mind, immediately went to other directions.

Shen Hanchi said in his heart, hey, it's fine, he is indeed the dream lover of a girl from Huajing... The sour words came just as soon as he opened his mouth.

Originally, Shen Hanchi thought that he had a beautiful woman in his arms, so he wouldn't be jealous anymore, but he didn't expect that he still couldn't escape this.

He said sourly: "Young Master Wushuang, have you talked to the little girls?"

Yun Shugui was stunned: "Why do you ask that? Of course not..."

Shen Hanchi's jealousy was unreasonable, and he knew it well, but he just wanted to tease Yun Shugui.He pretended to complain, glanced at Yun Shu and said, "Oh, who doesn't know that your admirers can line up from Orange Lane all the way to the palace gate?"

Yun Shugui: "..."

No, it was fine just now, what's going on?

For Yun Shugui, Shen Hanchi is Tao, Shen Hanchi is reason, and it is his fault if Shen Hanchi is unhappy.So Yun Shugui immediately became anxious, grabbed Shen Hanchi's sleeve and said, "Brother Shen..."

"Oh, Bo Qinglang, you're still called Brother Shen." Shen Hanchi pouted, "You're still older than me."

"..."

"Shen, Mr. Shen?"

Shen Hanchi now feels that Yun Shugui and Zhu Qingping should get along quite well, one is full of wood, and the other is full of water.Water grows wood, wood nourishes water, it's terrible!

Shen Hanchi just wants to open his sweetheart's head to take a look!God damn Mr. Shen!

It was just a joke, but I didn't expect to really piss myself off.Shen Hanchi moved his butt to the side, and calmly said: "Leave me alone." Then he began to face the wall and think about the past, assuming a cold posture of neither listening nor watching.

Yun Shugui knew that he must have said something wrong, his mind was muddled, and he was functioning sluggishly.The villain in his heart is jumping at the moment: You see, Shen Hanchi is angry, you stupid ass!Hurry up and coax Shen Hanchi!Shen Hanchi is so cute!

The older Yun Shugui looked confused: How to coax?

The little Yun Shugui angrily said: Think for yourself!How did you make him angry!Look how sad Shen Hanchi is, he's about to cry!

The big Yun Shugui was very desperate: I can't think of it!

The little Yun Shugui wanted to kick him: What did you just say!

——Young Master Shen?

The mud in Yun Shugui's head was kicked out of his head by his little self, and he was immediately ashamed.Empress Dowager is on the top, how come he won't lose his mind when he meets Shen Hanchi?

Yun Shugui went to pull Shen Hanchi's sleeve again, and Shen Hanchi ripped off the sleeve angrily, until it came out of his palm.

Yun Shugui was a little sad.For some reason, he always messed up things in front of Shen Hanchi.The goat is also crazy, and it is now. Obviously, when he was young, everyone praised him for being smart.

"...Hanchi." Yun Shugui's voice was low, "I really don't know anything about love, and I have never been with my sweetheart before."

"If I make you unhappy somewhere, you can tell me directly, don't be bored in your heart. I only have one thing, and that is, I hope you can live happily..."

Shen Hanchi heard that he was a little sad, and regretted it to death, so he quickly turned to look at him.When he turned around, he bumped into Yun Shugui's eyes.Yun Shugui didn't smile, but there was tenderness in his eyes.

He said to himself: "I was very unhappy in Huajing, and I know that you are also unhappy. Huajing is really boring, full of hypocrisy and slander, and everyone involved may be an enemy. Now I feel that, The wind is warm, and the fragrance of flowers and plants floats in the air."

"...Because there is my sweetheart here."

Shen Hanchi stared at him for a while, then stretched out his hand with a smile, and squeezed his cheek: "Mr. Yun, I'm afraid you will lose your reputation with your answer."

He tapped Dianyun Shugui's eyes through the air, and then tapped his chest.

"Your sweetheart said that he is not in Huajing, but he is here."

Yun Shugui took the hand that he could not take back in the future, and put it on his chest. A pair of black eyes stared at Shen Hanchi's eyes, devoutly like a believer: "I remember. He is here, all his life, here."

Every word is like an oath.

Shen Hanchi's nose was sore: "I've been there all my life."

Yun Shugui's heart skipped a beat: "Hanchi... I, let me tell you something, don't be angry, okay?"

Shen Hanchi thought to himself, even if you want to poach my heart now, I will give it to you, why are you angry?

"...I want to kiss you." Yun Shugui's voice was as thin as a mosquito.His jade-like face was dyed red again, and his head was lowered, as if he had said something bad.

Shen Hanchi was about to fall off the desk again.

Honest people are really scary!

"You, you don't need to ask about this kind of thing next time..." Shen Hanchi covered his face and said, "I, you, you, you, you, just kiss as you like!"

Yun Shugui swallowed.

Then the two of them were like young teenagers and girls, their lips touched lightly, and they were separated as soon as they were touched.

Shen Hanchi thought in a daze, this pine nut candy is really sweet.

The author has something to say:

Thick and long granulated sugar chapter, too greasy for a toothache.Finally, someone pampers you, and your drama pool is online.