The dragon hurts people, please stay away!
Chapter 29 Humanoid Planning Chapter 04
Asriel is not a serious person.
The word-of-mouth image of Asriel among his "colleagues" is: strong, agile, extremely obsessed with equipment and potions, he spends his days practicing and drinking tea, chasing and killing other bosses when he feels like it.The beasts have never seen how good he is in the town. The female npc who modeled well in the whole city will blush and heartbeat for a few seconds at the mention of Asriel.There are so many ways to play, probably richer than the collection in his arsenal.Even Whole and Chaos, who interacted most frequently with him, didn't understand this side of him at all.
After all, Ashrael's character is directly inherited from Padraic.
Speaking of Padraic, since Asrael caught him sneaking around in front of the castle last time, he hasn't appeared in the Asrael instance again. I don't know if he is afraid of Asrael's drive to get to the bottom of it.Asriel also didn't want to meet the "creator", but when he found out the relationship between Padraic and AT4621, Asriel was quite surprised.
It turns out that men and men can also have that kind of relationship?As a straight-male action game, the female npcs in this world are generally beautiful and attractive, while the male npcs are designed hastily. Asriel has never cared about any man in the town so far, so he naturally ignored this possibility sex.
There was a chance encounter on the way to the Asriel copy, and it seems that there are quite a few humans who are interested in the doll project.
"Eh? Are you Whole?" AT4621 curiously leaned in front of Whole.However, the human form is not round, which greatly reduces his enthusiasm.He touched his whole head, rummaged through his backpack, and found a few brightly colored candies, "Hey, do you want some candies?"
His whole face sank: "I'm already four and a half years old."
"Wow, he's four and a half years old." AT4621 peeled off the candy consciously, and Patrick stopped him with a smile. "His four and a half years old is equivalent to 40 years for a human. He's already an uncle."
As if intending to make him more embarrassed, Gu Quan pointed at Chaos behind him: "The one over there is only 7 months old, give him candy, he will smile at you."
AT4621 looked up, only to see Uncle Chaos staring at him fiercely, as if planning to dip his blood in sugar and eat it.No!Such a bloody smile will not bring happiness!Fortunately, Patrick took over the conversation in time.
"That's Chaos? Well... so it was designed according to the impression of appearance. I have been laughing at Aaron's straight male aesthetics before, it seems that I can praise him this time. Where are you going now?"
Whole: "A copy of Asriel."
Patrick shrugged and took a step back: "Please go slowly~"
Asriel heard the knock on the door, and walked out of the castle wiping his hair.Seeing that he had just finished soaking in the healing spring water, everyone grinned: "Have you ever hit him?"
Asriel: "That doesn't count. I just went to your copy empty-handed, and group fights are nothing." Compared with the beasts, Huan still has a deep friendship with Asriel, but seeing him suffer, Huan feels bad There was a burst of cheers.Sure enough, there is always a gap between the boss and the brave.
"But, well," Ashriel dried his hair, put his high nose bridge against the sleeve of his bathrobe, and sniffed lightly a few times, "I didn't take it seriously when the stupid dragon said that before, why don't the beast say the same. ...Do I really stink?"
He didn't expect him to care about this so much, he frowned and organized his words: "Our perception of smell should be different, you just smell... like a human being."
These words seemed to reassure Asriel a little, and he began to arrange the promised "human activities" for the two of them.Asriel had no intention of serving his colleagues, and the two were purely for him as coolies, the broken cowshed, the land waiting to be plowed, the orchard full of fruits, and the fresh food he would drink for the next three days. Milk needs people to take care of it.These two have just turned into human forms, and they are busy climbing walls and taking baths, so why not take advantage of them?
However, Holistic and Chaos didn't feel that they were being squeezed at all, and they were extremely busy.Two of them went to pick the fruit, eating while picking, and there was a chance that there was still half of the basket left.Plowing the land is ten times faster than the old scalper.Chaos didn't know how to use nails and hammers. To save trouble, he directly tied two pieces of wood with iron bars, and then pushed the cows into the bullpen one by one.The two like milking cows the most, and they held the milk/heads and had a milk battle. The white turbid liquid dripped from the ends of their hair and wet their faces, and the milk was more conspicuous on the chaotic bronze skin, and the lotion flowed down the chest Sliding into the windbreaker, dragging a long translucent trail, like some kind of indescribable trace.
The boss's figure was carefully designed by the original artists. He was particular about everything from appearance to clothing. It was far from comparable to male npcs in the town, and it was not as petite and gaudy as female npcs.One of them is of Eastern European mixed race, and the other is a handsome Latin American guy. Under the human skin is still the frankness and wildness of a beast. Asriel watched them messing around from a distance, his Adam's apple rolled up and down.He found something tastier than milk.
Taking advantage of the interval between their farm work, Asriel stuck behind the whole body: "You worked hard, you must have sweated a lot. Do you want to wash in my spring water later?"
"Sure, wait until I finish feeding the horses." He kept throwing the fodder into the trough with his hands, and bent forward. His brown hair was slightly curly, revealing his slender and fair neck.When Chaos walked over with a bundle of straw in his arms, he happened to see Whole and Asriel, who were facing away from him, and Whole was blocked by Asriel, who was doing some tricks.Chaos burst into flames, and the straw in his embrace immediately burned blazingly.
"Smelly uncle, get away! It's killing me!"
It's okay for Latin American handsome guys not to talk, but it's bad when they talk.This is really a familiar stupid dragon, a familiar slut, Aisriel turned around, and saw that amidst the flying ashes, the flames flickered on the chaotic and deep facial features and sweaty skin, which was an unusually gorgeous red.Asriel couldn't help cursing in his heart: You should be dumb if you look like this!
"Why, I'm not just inviting everyone. You come here together," Esriel said in an ambiguous tone, "I also know how to play with three people."
Um?Isn't it a bath?What else do you pay attention to when taking a bath?Just as he was wondering, a gust of wind rushed behind him. Chaos pinched Asriel by the neck and pushed him against the wall of the barn. He leaned in front of Asriel and said viciously, "I don't want to play with you You can only play with me!"
In the past, Chaos' claws could push his whole body into the soil, but now Chaos' dragon claws have shrunk greatly, so thin and small, they can only pinch his neck without pain.Chaos was also startled by his own claws, he was stunned for a while, but Azriel caught a loophole, pulled his arm to turn back, pushed Chaos against the wall, and whispered in his ear, "Why are you so anxious? ...It's not like you haven't been ridden by me before."
Long didn't understand that this "riding" was not the other's "riding", but he was really agitated by his beating tone, and the two fought on the spot and rolled into a ball.
"click" "click"
AT4621 turned to look at Patrick: "What are you doing?"
The two of them were crouching on the edge of the Asriel copy at this time, with a super long-lens SLR in front of them.
"Screenshot." Padrik said, giving up the position in front of the camera to AT4621, "I knew I could see something good by following along." In the image in the camera, the men are good-looking, with hot poses, and the blond man has provocative eyes. The movements faintly hinted at something, and the handsome red-haired guy was ignorant of worldly affairs, and he was always furious at being provoked.
"Aaron always complains to me about the lack of female players, let me think of a way, do you think it's a good idea to make these screenshots into promotional posters?"
AT4621 silently gave a thumbs up.
The two biggest crimes of the western dragon are greed for money and lust.
Therefore, in many dragon-related stories, the evil dragon either occupied the treasure house or robbed the princess.The dragons in the game world are also as close as possible to the image in the legend.However, when the brave Evelyn stepped into the copy of Blazing Calamity, she didn't know about it.
The crystal scorpion suit is strong and durable. It is a purple-black dress. There is a fan-shaped opening on the chest, which highlights the beautiful gully of a woman. It is sexy and elegant, and it is rare and good-looking among elite equipment, so it is very popular among female players.Evelyn is currently wearing a crystal scorpion suit that has been enchanted ten times and has full attribute points. She can switch between bows and arrows and spears/spears at any time.
She created this account during the public beta, but unfortunately she was entangled in trivial matters later, and she barely passed the Honghuang dungeon and shelved it.Unexpectedly, I suddenly received a bunch of letters from fans recently, saying that the game company has gone public and they want to see her challenge the Blazing Calamity dungeon.Evelyn is a well-known female player. After thinking about it, she decided to test the waters in the Blazing Calamity dungeon.Frankly speaking, the popularity of this game is not high, and the difficulty is insane. She was so angry when she played the Honghuang dungeon, and she lost hair by the hair. If the experience is not good, she will never log in again.
The wind blows, and the black figure slowly descends surrounded by sand and dust. The windbreaker is filled with the wind, and it blooms like a flower of evil in the wasteland background. The man's hair is red and rusty, and his eyes are like the setting sun, volleying in front of Evelyn. , with a bloodthirsty and brutal expression.How is it a man?Evelyn squinted her eyes at him, remembering that Blazing Calamity was a dragon.
"My name is Chaos, and my name is Blazing Calamity. Brave, you will be buried—huh?" Chaos' opening lines were suddenly interrupted, and his expression was startled.Why does this brave man look different from the previous ones?
Evelyn is the first female hero to reach the Blazing Calamitas dungeon.
Are you ready to attack?Evelyn had done her homework before coming here, and knew that the first round of attacks by Blazing Calamity must be long-range. When she switched to defense mode and raised her head to meet the attack, Blazing Calamity was no longer in the same position as before.
"It smells so good." Her breath breathed on the back of her bare neck, spreading a numbness.Her heart beat like a drum: what the hell speed is this!The crystal scorpion suit added defense and strength, but it was disappointing in terms of speed. She had no time to dodge, the shoulder was grabbed by the man's palm, and she turned back forcefully.
Only when she got up close did she realize that the man's face was extremely handsome, the kind that could only be seen in the game world.He sniffed and looked her up and down curiously.Evelyn felt that she might be dazzled, because she actually felt that this bloodthirsty dragon seemed to have a trace of innocence on his face.
"You are..." This brave man has a strange shape and a good smell. Chaos is still about to explore, but his eyes are fixed on the fan-shaped opening in her chest.
"Eh? You brought the snow dumpling over here!"
what?Because she was too frightened, Evelyn heard the man talking to her.
The snow dumpling is white and plump, tempting the chaotic taste buds. He wanted to bite it down, but he has said before that he should be polite when asking someone for something. "Your snow dumpling, can you give me one?" He said. Stretch out your tongue and slowly poke towards Evelyn's chest.
Compared with humans, his tongue is thin and long, with tiny forks at the end, making his handsome face extremely strange.After Evelyn realized what he was going to do, her face flushed, and she hurriedly covered her chest with her hands: "No!"
"Huh?" Chaos became anxious, "Don't you have two? Why don't you eat one!" With a force on her hand, Evelyn fell on her back, Chaos covered her, and her long legs straddled Evelyn's waist , looking down at her determined to win, "Okay, one bite, I'll take one bite."
The man is full of masculinity, which is completely different from the mediocre men wearing cheap men's perfume around Evelyn.His red pupils were burning hot, and the desire in them almost made Evelyn's heart stop.She hadn't had a boyfriend for several years, so she thought she was no longer interested in men.However, this dragon made her panic, returning to the shyness she had when she was a girl.His bright red tongue was getting closer, closer...
The producers were disgraced.But who would have thought that it had just been launched, and the copy of Blazing Calamity had a bug again, and it would be such a shameful thing.They have always adhered to the principle of not caring for new players with handicapped hands, and pampering old players to heaven. Countless boxes of gold coins and top-level equipment were sent to Evelyn as compensation. Brother Long even came to apologize in person, hoping that this incident did not leave a shadow on Evelyn.
Evelyn, on the other hand, was indifferent to those compensations.The Dragon Cave is barren and barren, and it is not as lively as other games, but Evelyn thought that the powerful but innocent man was in a corner of the Dragon Cave, and [-] bullet screens flashed in her mind instantly:
The old lady in this game is crazy!
The author has something to say:
Driving in the next chapter, I hope I don’t turn over before I hit the road
The word-of-mouth image of Asriel among his "colleagues" is: strong, agile, extremely obsessed with equipment and potions, he spends his days practicing and drinking tea, chasing and killing other bosses when he feels like it.The beasts have never seen how good he is in the town. The female npc who modeled well in the whole city will blush and heartbeat for a few seconds at the mention of Asriel.There are so many ways to play, probably richer than the collection in his arsenal.Even Whole and Chaos, who interacted most frequently with him, didn't understand this side of him at all.
After all, Ashrael's character is directly inherited from Padraic.
Speaking of Padraic, since Asrael caught him sneaking around in front of the castle last time, he hasn't appeared in the Asrael instance again. I don't know if he is afraid of Asrael's drive to get to the bottom of it.Asriel also didn't want to meet the "creator", but when he found out the relationship between Padraic and AT4621, Asriel was quite surprised.
It turns out that men and men can also have that kind of relationship?As a straight-male action game, the female npcs in this world are generally beautiful and attractive, while the male npcs are designed hastily. Asriel has never cared about any man in the town so far, so he naturally ignored this possibility sex.
There was a chance encounter on the way to the Asriel copy, and it seems that there are quite a few humans who are interested in the doll project.
"Eh? Are you Whole?" AT4621 curiously leaned in front of Whole.However, the human form is not round, which greatly reduces his enthusiasm.He touched his whole head, rummaged through his backpack, and found a few brightly colored candies, "Hey, do you want some candies?"
His whole face sank: "I'm already four and a half years old."
"Wow, he's four and a half years old." AT4621 peeled off the candy consciously, and Patrick stopped him with a smile. "His four and a half years old is equivalent to 40 years for a human. He's already an uncle."
As if intending to make him more embarrassed, Gu Quan pointed at Chaos behind him: "The one over there is only 7 months old, give him candy, he will smile at you."
AT4621 looked up, only to see Uncle Chaos staring at him fiercely, as if planning to dip his blood in sugar and eat it.No!Such a bloody smile will not bring happiness!Fortunately, Patrick took over the conversation in time.
"That's Chaos? Well... so it was designed according to the impression of appearance. I have been laughing at Aaron's straight male aesthetics before, it seems that I can praise him this time. Where are you going now?"
Whole: "A copy of Asriel."
Patrick shrugged and took a step back: "Please go slowly~"
Asriel heard the knock on the door, and walked out of the castle wiping his hair.Seeing that he had just finished soaking in the healing spring water, everyone grinned: "Have you ever hit him?"
Asriel: "That doesn't count. I just went to your copy empty-handed, and group fights are nothing." Compared with the beasts, Huan still has a deep friendship with Asriel, but seeing him suffer, Huan feels bad There was a burst of cheers.Sure enough, there is always a gap between the boss and the brave.
"But, well," Ashriel dried his hair, put his high nose bridge against the sleeve of his bathrobe, and sniffed lightly a few times, "I didn't take it seriously when the stupid dragon said that before, why don't the beast say the same. ...Do I really stink?"
He didn't expect him to care about this so much, he frowned and organized his words: "Our perception of smell should be different, you just smell... like a human being."
These words seemed to reassure Asriel a little, and he began to arrange the promised "human activities" for the two of them.Asriel had no intention of serving his colleagues, and the two were purely for him as coolies, the broken cowshed, the land waiting to be plowed, the orchard full of fruits, and the fresh food he would drink for the next three days. Milk needs people to take care of it.These two have just turned into human forms, and they are busy climbing walls and taking baths, so why not take advantage of them?
However, Holistic and Chaos didn't feel that they were being squeezed at all, and they were extremely busy.Two of them went to pick the fruit, eating while picking, and there was a chance that there was still half of the basket left.Plowing the land is ten times faster than the old scalper.Chaos didn't know how to use nails and hammers. To save trouble, he directly tied two pieces of wood with iron bars, and then pushed the cows into the bullpen one by one.The two like milking cows the most, and they held the milk/heads and had a milk battle. The white turbid liquid dripped from the ends of their hair and wet their faces, and the milk was more conspicuous on the chaotic bronze skin, and the lotion flowed down the chest Sliding into the windbreaker, dragging a long translucent trail, like some kind of indescribable trace.
The boss's figure was carefully designed by the original artists. He was particular about everything from appearance to clothing. It was far from comparable to male npcs in the town, and it was not as petite and gaudy as female npcs.One of them is of Eastern European mixed race, and the other is a handsome Latin American guy. Under the human skin is still the frankness and wildness of a beast. Asriel watched them messing around from a distance, his Adam's apple rolled up and down.He found something tastier than milk.
Taking advantage of the interval between their farm work, Asriel stuck behind the whole body: "You worked hard, you must have sweated a lot. Do you want to wash in my spring water later?"
"Sure, wait until I finish feeding the horses." He kept throwing the fodder into the trough with his hands, and bent forward. His brown hair was slightly curly, revealing his slender and fair neck.When Chaos walked over with a bundle of straw in his arms, he happened to see Whole and Asriel, who were facing away from him, and Whole was blocked by Asriel, who was doing some tricks.Chaos burst into flames, and the straw in his embrace immediately burned blazingly.
"Smelly uncle, get away! It's killing me!"
It's okay for Latin American handsome guys not to talk, but it's bad when they talk.This is really a familiar stupid dragon, a familiar slut, Aisriel turned around, and saw that amidst the flying ashes, the flames flickered on the chaotic and deep facial features and sweaty skin, which was an unusually gorgeous red.Asriel couldn't help cursing in his heart: You should be dumb if you look like this!
"Why, I'm not just inviting everyone. You come here together," Esriel said in an ambiguous tone, "I also know how to play with three people."
Um?Isn't it a bath?What else do you pay attention to when taking a bath?Just as he was wondering, a gust of wind rushed behind him. Chaos pinched Asriel by the neck and pushed him against the wall of the barn. He leaned in front of Asriel and said viciously, "I don't want to play with you You can only play with me!"
In the past, Chaos' claws could push his whole body into the soil, but now Chaos' dragon claws have shrunk greatly, so thin and small, they can only pinch his neck without pain.Chaos was also startled by his own claws, he was stunned for a while, but Azriel caught a loophole, pulled his arm to turn back, pushed Chaos against the wall, and whispered in his ear, "Why are you so anxious? ...It's not like you haven't been ridden by me before."
Long didn't understand that this "riding" was not the other's "riding", but he was really agitated by his beating tone, and the two fought on the spot and rolled into a ball.
"click" "click"
AT4621 turned to look at Patrick: "What are you doing?"
The two of them were crouching on the edge of the Asriel copy at this time, with a super long-lens SLR in front of them.
"Screenshot." Padrik said, giving up the position in front of the camera to AT4621, "I knew I could see something good by following along." In the image in the camera, the men are good-looking, with hot poses, and the blond man has provocative eyes. The movements faintly hinted at something, and the handsome red-haired guy was ignorant of worldly affairs, and he was always furious at being provoked.
"Aaron always complains to me about the lack of female players, let me think of a way, do you think it's a good idea to make these screenshots into promotional posters?"
AT4621 silently gave a thumbs up.
The two biggest crimes of the western dragon are greed for money and lust.
Therefore, in many dragon-related stories, the evil dragon either occupied the treasure house or robbed the princess.The dragons in the game world are also as close as possible to the image in the legend.However, when the brave Evelyn stepped into the copy of Blazing Calamity, she didn't know about it.
The crystal scorpion suit is strong and durable. It is a purple-black dress. There is a fan-shaped opening on the chest, which highlights the beautiful gully of a woman. It is sexy and elegant, and it is rare and good-looking among elite equipment, so it is very popular among female players.Evelyn is currently wearing a crystal scorpion suit that has been enchanted ten times and has full attribute points. She can switch between bows and arrows and spears/spears at any time.
She created this account during the public beta, but unfortunately she was entangled in trivial matters later, and she barely passed the Honghuang dungeon and shelved it.Unexpectedly, I suddenly received a bunch of letters from fans recently, saying that the game company has gone public and they want to see her challenge the Blazing Calamity dungeon.Evelyn is a well-known female player. After thinking about it, she decided to test the waters in the Blazing Calamity dungeon.Frankly speaking, the popularity of this game is not high, and the difficulty is insane. She was so angry when she played the Honghuang dungeon, and she lost hair by the hair. If the experience is not good, she will never log in again.
The wind blows, and the black figure slowly descends surrounded by sand and dust. The windbreaker is filled with the wind, and it blooms like a flower of evil in the wasteland background. The man's hair is red and rusty, and his eyes are like the setting sun, volleying in front of Evelyn. , with a bloodthirsty and brutal expression.How is it a man?Evelyn squinted her eyes at him, remembering that Blazing Calamity was a dragon.
"My name is Chaos, and my name is Blazing Calamity. Brave, you will be buried—huh?" Chaos' opening lines were suddenly interrupted, and his expression was startled.Why does this brave man look different from the previous ones?
Evelyn is the first female hero to reach the Blazing Calamitas dungeon.
Are you ready to attack?Evelyn had done her homework before coming here, and knew that the first round of attacks by Blazing Calamity must be long-range. When she switched to defense mode and raised her head to meet the attack, Blazing Calamity was no longer in the same position as before.
"It smells so good." Her breath breathed on the back of her bare neck, spreading a numbness.Her heart beat like a drum: what the hell speed is this!The crystal scorpion suit added defense and strength, but it was disappointing in terms of speed. She had no time to dodge, the shoulder was grabbed by the man's palm, and she turned back forcefully.
Only when she got up close did she realize that the man's face was extremely handsome, the kind that could only be seen in the game world.He sniffed and looked her up and down curiously.Evelyn felt that she might be dazzled, because she actually felt that this bloodthirsty dragon seemed to have a trace of innocence on his face.
"You are..." This brave man has a strange shape and a good smell. Chaos is still about to explore, but his eyes are fixed on the fan-shaped opening in her chest.
"Eh? You brought the snow dumpling over here!"
what?Because she was too frightened, Evelyn heard the man talking to her.
The snow dumpling is white and plump, tempting the chaotic taste buds. He wanted to bite it down, but he has said before that he should be polite when asking someone for something. "Your snow dumpling, can you give me one?" He said. Stretch out your tongue and slowly poke towards Evelyn's chest.
Compared with humans, his tongue is thin and long, with tiny forks at the end, making his handsome face extremely strange.After Evelyn realized what he was going to do, her face flushed, and she hurriedly covered her chest with her hands: "No!"
"Huh?" Chaos became anxious, "Don't you have two? Why don't you eat one!" With a force on her hand, Evelyn fell on her back, Chaos covered her, and her long legs straddled Evelyn's waist , looking down at her determined to win, "Okay, one bite, I'll take one bite."
The man is full of masculinity, which is completely different from the mediocre men wearing cheap men's perfume around Evelyn.His red pupils were burning hot, and the desire in them almost made Evelyn's heart stop.She hadn't had a boyfriend for several years, so she thought she was no longer interested in men.However, this dragon made her panic, returning to the shyness she had when she was a girl.His bright red tongue was getting closer, closer...
The producers were disgraced.But who would have thought that it had just been launched, and the copy of Blazing Calamity had a bug again, and it would be such a shameful thing.They have always adhered to the principle of not caring for new players with handicapped hands, and pampering old players to heaven. Countless boxes of gold coins and top-level equipment were sent to Evelyn as compensation. Brother Long even came to apologize in person, hoping that this incident did not leave a shadow on Evelyn.
Evelyn, on the other hand, was indifferent to those compensations.The Dragon Cave is barren and barren, and it is not as lively as other games, but Evelyn thought that the powerful but innocent man was in a corner of the Dragon Cave, and [-] bullet screens flashed in her mind instantly:
The old lady in this game is crazy!
The author has something to say:
Driving in the next chapter, I hope I don’t turn over before I hit the road
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