The dragon hurts people, please stay away!
Chapter 26 Humanoid Planning Chapter 01
In September, the producer made a big news.
The boss of the game makers - Brother Long slapped a thick stack of tax reports on the table: "Our company is going public."
The company's decision to go public was made after a one-night meeting between Brother Long and his younger brothers.Other people's companies go public mainly for money, but this is precisely what these rich second generations need most.In the beginning, they were just a group of game nerds. When they were free, they wrote reviews, made live broadcasts, expanded data packages, and pulled other rich second generations to throw money at game companies—to express their support.But after playing the game for so many years, it became more and more boring. The game was not good and they asked the manufacturer's father to release an expansion pack, so one day they had a flash of inspiration: "Let's make the game ourselves!"
Games made according to players' preferences are ultimately different from games made according to market preferences, but they just refuse to let go of this obsession.The extremely high frame rate regardless of the device's operating capabilities, the overly detailed world setting, the super high operating requirements, and the animal language system that players have not noticed at all make this game retain only a handful of players.
Compared with other game production groups, they rely purely on love to generate electricity.
But Brother Long still doesn't want to let this virtual world they love remain unknown.After making considerable compromises and preparations, the company went public as a subsidiary of his own company. As soon as it went public, it encountered countless doubts: this game can neither draw cards, nor has a marriage system, and the official website forum is full of purely technical discussion posts. You can’t find the gossip and bullying that the majority of melon eaters like to hear, and the most criticized thing is the difficulty of operation-new players with handicapped hands can’t even beat novice monsters.Can your game be popular?I don't believe it.
In this regard, the game producer's answer is very rigid: I love to play, but I don't want to play.
Next, in order to celebrate the company's listing, the game has joined the most popular project in the game market-doll project.
When Xiao Zhang opened the office door, the programmers in the room were lying in front of the computer like the living dead, typing codes, modeling modeling, no one talked, the trash can was full of takeaway boxes, everywhere There is an atmosphere of doomsday.He rubbed the dark circles under his eyes, but the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously: "Brother Long, the project is a popular project, and the difficulty is not the popular difficulty."
The boy woke up in the morning.
He could feel the comfort and warmth of the fur pad through his clothes. He snorted happily, turned over, and rubbed his back against the rough wall.After rubbing his back, he sat up, his expression was still dazed, his hair was the same chestnut brown as the fur pad, and it was shiny.He raised his hind legs to smooth his hair, but before the feet reached his neck, the ligaments felt a sharp pain, "Ouch!" The boy hurriedly put his legs down, feeling sad: Is it really old?
However, the boy didn't struggle for too long, and was going to the river to complete the health maintenance task of "a catty of water in the morning".He crawled out of the fur nest, bent his hind legs, put his hands on the ground, and crawled briskly towards the entrance of the cave, "I always feel that my body has become lighter today, but my hind legs don't feel very comfortable."
The entrance of the cave was much taller than yesterday, and even the grass outside the gate was deeper. The young man didn't understand why the environment had changed so much overnight.Climbing to the river, burying his head in the water and drinking a few big gulps, he felt full in an instant. The young man lowered his head and was about to drink again, but he was stunned by the reflection in the water.
Fuck, who is this?Goosebumps all over my back.
The boy in the water was about seventeen or eighteen years old, with a mixed-race appearance, white skin and brown hair, and shock was written all over his small face.Swaying left and right, he found that the boy was doing the same movements as him, and then looked along his body. The limbs, torso, and tailless, no matter how you look at it, it is a human body.
"Hey, I, have I become a human?" And the cry has become more complicated. The meaning that could be conveyed with a few roars before has moved so much today.He raised his left hand in front of him, his five fingers were long and slender, his front and back were hairless, his nails were as thin as cicada wings, his arms were slender, and the blue blood vessels under his fair skin were clearly visible.
It feels like it will break with a light touch.
He observed the whole body for a while, then took a close sniff, then quickly raised his right hand, the black sharp claws swelled ten centimeters, and grabbed the left arm mercilessly, only to see that the left arm was strong and strong, and it survived the blow. Leave no scars.
Huh——Fortunately, it didn't become as weak as a human.He breathed a sigh of relief.
Since he hasn't become weaker, he doesn't care much about what he looks like.After drinking the water, I have to inspect my copy routinely, and realize that the reason why I am uncomfortable walking is because I have human legs now, and human beings walk upright.Gu Quan felt that it would be more comfortable to imitate the human posture, and he made a lot of preparations in his heart. When he lifted his upper body, he stood up easily.
Walking on hind legs for the first time made Gu Quan feel very unsteady, and walked back and forth by the river more than a dozen times.After getting used to it, running and jumping are very light, and I thought, "So this is what it feels like to be thin?" However, losing fat and hair made the whole body very sensitive to temperature and touch. Every time the breeze blows over the bare/exposed skin, Alarm bells were ringing in everyone's heart.
Of course, although their animal form is naked/naked, the human form comes with fitted clothes. Now they are wearing loose brown sweaters and jeans, and the feeling of the cloth rubbing against the body feels very fresh.
Until the noise from the woods interrupted everything.
"Yi——" Feeling the full sight, the man screamed and hid behind the tree trunk, but the huge armor on his body was completely exposed.
Laughing lightly, he jumped onto the embankment and quickly ran towards the woods.The person behind the tree also realized that he had been exposed, and appeared in front of everyone with a little embarrassment.The first thing that catches the eye is this pair of old medieval armor, brass color, rusty spots, some plant seeds are buried in the seams, and slender flowers bloom.The helmet covered the upper half of her face, and the lower half of her face was pale and thin, showing a sub-healthy state of living underground for a long time.
Counting the armor and the heel, it is about half a head taller than the whole body.I walked around her admiringly: "Not bad, isn't this the wasteland style that has been very popular recently!"
Gu is a character who will be excited when you praise her, the armor twisted and twisted, and a piece of iron dust fell off.
"My lord, yes, very cute too!" Although her eyes were completely covered by the helmet, she still looked at the ground habitually, "By the way, I, I made a scarf for my lord, and this sweater must be very cute." Take it!" Her fingers were also wrapped in heavy gauntlets, she rummaged awkwardly for a moment, and handed over a plaid square scarf, the tassels of the square scarf were replaced by golden feathers.
"This is..." Looking at the feather, it seemed familiar.
Gu Wenyan laughed complacently: "This is the feather of a phoenix, I bought it from the black market!"
"No, no, I can't accept such a valuable thing!" He refused sternly.In a hurry, he quickly lowered the actual value of the square scarf: "It's okay! Luanfeng's feathers are not expensive, and I still have a lot—anyway, I bought them with gold bars from the Dragon Cave."
The two evaded each other, but in the end they couldn't afford it, so they put on this overly luxurious square scarf.
"Yo! This taste...earth balls? Why do you look like a child hahaha!"
Halfway through the tour, he was stopped by a muscular man on the other side of the river.In fact, for them, the taste is easier to remember than the appearance, so even if everyone becomes a human for the first time, they can still recognize each other easily.I saw that the strong man who was more than seven feet long had rumbling muscles, rough skin and thick flesh, with a bully airplane head, but he was a game character after all, and his facial treatment was not insignificant—at least it was better than he imagined.
"Orangutan? It's rare to see you alone. Where's the clown snake?"
"Don't mention it," the stinky orangutan peeled off a banana, chewed it, and said, "I wanted to go to him this morning, but there is a psychopath who has been following me." He looked in the direction of the strong man's finger, and sure enough He found a woman not far away, with coquettish makeup, slender waist and big breasts, and a soft and boneless walk.When the woman heard the orangutan's words, she immediately became furious, twisted her waist and slid over.
"Bastard orangutan, don't you even recognize my smell!"
As the woman approached, there was a fishy smell, which could be smelled across the river, it was indeed the smell of a clown snake.
The orangutan opened his eyes wide and looked like a copper bell. The banana in his hand fell to the ground with a "pop".
Five seconds later, the two yelled at the same time.
"You are the mother?!"
"You just know?!"
To be honest, after squatting on the other side of the river and watching the two fighting for a long time, I thought it would be interesting to transform into a human form. The characteristics of beasts are reflected in human beings, which is very different from usual.So he stood up, patted on his jeans, and decided to go out and observe other dungeons, maybe there would be some novel discoveries.
Think about it, if Chaos also has a human body, according to his personality, he will probably look like a human child.His fleshy little face is as easy to pinch as a snowball, and his red pupils are watery, not as fierce and terrifying as before. The button-sized dragon horns are faintly visible in his soft hair.He stretches out his fat little hands to hug, and will also be able to reach his full waist.
At that time, he was lifted up high, like a hamster ball.He couldn't help snickering.
What he didn't notice was that his own appearance was completely out of character.
Go back to the cave and simply pack your bags.All his personal items were also scaled down to the size of a human being, and he carried a shoulder bag in one piece, as if he were a high school student who was about to go out for morning class.Whole didn't intend to take the usual high-speed road, but went straight to the west, climbed up the cliff from the back of his copy, and took a road that he didn't often take before.When he was in animal form, he couldn't climb or swim, and it was rare to change into a new form. He wanted to try the limits of the human body.
The cliff is about [-] meters high and almost vertical. Killer bees like to build their nests on the surface of the cliff, and occasionally they can pick up dripping honey.It was also here that he saw Chaos for the first time, and the original hive was smashed to pieces by Chaos.The ornamental units are tenacious, however, and the new hives are much larger than before.There is an old banyan tree growing alone under the cliff, and the whole plan starts from climbing the tree, stepping on the crown of the tree to stick to the cracks in the cliff.
Approaching the banyan tree, I found that the crown of the tree was swinging unnaturally.
The four corners of the canopy trembled tentatively at first, and then the movement gradually stopped, brewing for a while, and suddenly trembled in a large area explosively.In the gap between the green leaves, a large mass of white was vaguely seen trapped in it, and with a heartbeat, he quickly ran under the tree.
As expected, there was a man in white hanging on the tree.Probably walking on the top of the cliff, he accidentally fell down and was stuck tightly by the branches of the banyan tree. The big red bag on his back was also caught, just blocking his face.He opened his eyes and it was pitch black, he couldn't figure out the situation, and he couldn't call for help, so he could only struggle hard.
It was a scene that seemed familiar.Gu Quan laughed in his heart, and said, "Don't move around, I'll save you down."
The man obediently stopped moving.He climbed up the tree in one piece, untied the branches wrapped around him, hugged his waist and pulled out hard, and the two of them fell from the tree together.The buttocks were on the ground, and due to the thinning of the fat layer, I felt a dull pain all over, and knelt on my knees to rub my buttocks.The man was also in pain, and nervously turned his head to look for something: "Tail... tail..."
Whole: "Don't look for it, you don't have a tail now."
Knowing that the tail was not lost in this disaster, the man breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly turned his face, his pair of soft pink eyes reflected the wholeness, filled with the joy of reunion after a long absence.
The boss of the game makers - Brother Long slapped a thick stack of tax reports on the table: "Our company is going public."
The company's decision to go public was made after a one-night meeting between Brother Long and his younger brothers.Other people's companies go public mainly for money, but this is precisely what these rich second generations need most.In the beginning, they were just a group of game nerds. When they were free, they wrote reviews, made live broadcasts, expanded data packages, and pulled other rich second generations to throw money at game companies—to express their support.But after playing the game for so many years, it became more and more boring. The game was not good and they asked the manufacturer's father to release an expansion pack, so one day they had a flash of inspiration: "Let's make the game ourselves!"
Games made according to players' preferences are ultimately different from games made according to market preferences, but they just refuse to let go of this obsession.The extremely high frame rate regardless of the device's operating capabilities, the overly detailed world setting, the super high operating requirements, and the animal language system that players have not noticed at all make this game retain only a handful of players.
Compared with other game production groups, they rely purely on love to generate electricity.
But Brother Long still doesn't want to let this virtual world they love remain unknown.After making considerable compromises and preparations, the company went public as a subsidiary of his own company. As soon as it went public, it encountered countless doubts: this game can neither draw cards, nor has a marriage system, and the official website forum is full of purely technical discussion posts. You can’t find the gossip and bullying that the majority of melon eaters like to hear, and the most criticized thing is the difficulty of operation-new players with handicapped hands can’t even beat novice monsters.Can your game be popular?I don't believe it.
In this regard, the game producer's answer is very rigid: I love to play, but I don't want to play.
Next, in order to celebrate the company's listing, the game has joined the most popular project in the game market-doll project.
When Xiao Zhang opened the office door, the programmers in the room were lying in front of the computer like the living dead, typing codes, modeling modeling, no one talked, the trash can was full of takeaway boxes, everywhere There is an atmosphere of doomsday.He rubbed the dark circles under his eyes, but the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously: "Brother Long, the project is a popular project, and the difficulty is not the popular difficulty."
The boy woke up in the morning.
He could feel the comfort and warmth of the fur pad through his clothes. He snorted happily, turned over, and rubbed his back against the rough wall.After rubbing his back, he sat up, his expression was still dazed, his hair was the same chestnut brown as the fur pad, and it was shiny.He raised his hind legs to smooth his hair, but before the feet reached his neck, the ligaments felt a sharp pain, "Ouch!" The boy hurriedly put his legs down, feeling sad: Is it really old?
However, the boy didn't struggle for too long, and was going to the river to complete the health maintenance task of "a catty of water in the morning".He crawled out of the fur nest, bent his hind legs, put his hands on the ground, and crawled briskly towards the entrance of the cave, "I always feel that my body has become lighter today, but my hind legs don't feel very comfortable."
The entrance of the cave was much taller than yesterday, and even the grass outside the gate was deeper. The young man didn't understand why the environment had changed so much overnight.Climbing to the river, burying his head in the water and drinking a few big gulps, he felt full in an instant. The young man lowered his head and was about to drink again, but he was stunned by the reflection in the water.
Fuck, who is this?Goosebumps all over my back.
The boy in the water was about seventeen or eighteen years old, with a mixed-race appearance, white skin and brown hair, and shock was written all over his small face.Swaying left and right, he found that the boy was doing the same movements as him, and then looked along his body. The limbs, torso, and tailless, no matter how you look at it, it is a human body.
"Hey, I, have I become a human?" And the cry has become more complicated. The meaning that could be conveyed with a few roars before has moved so much today.He raised his left hand in front of him, his five fingers were long and slender, his front and back were hairless, his nails were as thin as cicada wings, his arms were slender, and the blue blood vessels under his fair skin were clearly visible.
It feels like it will break with a light touch.
He observed the whole body for a while, then took a close sniff, then quickly raised his right hand, the black sharp claws swelled ten centimeters, and grabbed the left arm mercilessly, only to see that the left arm was strong and strong, and it survived the blow. Leave no scars.
Huh——Fortunately, it didn't become as weak as a human.He breathed a sigh of relief.
Since he hasn't become weaker, he doesn't care much about what he looks like.After drinking the water, I have to inspect my copy routinely, and realize that the reason why I am uncomfortable walking is because I have human legs now, and human beings walk upright.Gu Quan felt that it would be more comfortable to imitate the human posture, and he made a lot of preparations in his heart. When he lifted his upper body, he stood up easily.
Walking on hind legs for the first time made Gu Quan feel very unsteady, and walked back and forth by the river more than a dozen times.After getting used to it, running and jumping are very light, and I thought, "So this is what it feels like to be thin?" However, losing fat and hair made the whole body very sensitive to temperature and touch. Every time the breeze blows over the bare/exposed skin, Alarm bells were ringing in everyone's heart.
Of course, although their animal form is naked/naked, the human form comes with fitted clothes. Now they are wearing loose brown sweaters and jeans, and the feeling of the cloth rubbing against the body feels very fresh.
Until the noise from the woods interrupted everything.
"Yi——" Feeling the full sight, the man screamed and hid behind the tree trunk, but the huge armor on his body was completely exposed.
Laughing lightly, he jumped onto the embankment and quickly ran towards the woods.The person behind the tree also realized that he had been exposed, and appeared in front of everyone with a little embarrassment.The first thing that catches the eye is this pair of old medieval armor, brass color, rusty spots, some plant seeds are buried in the seams, and slender flowers bloom.The helmet covered the upper half of her face, and the lower half of her face was pale and thin, showing a sub-healthy state of living underground for a long time.
Counting the armor and the heel, it is about half a head taller than the whole body.I walked around her admiringly: "Not bad, isn't this the wasteland style that has been very popular recently!"
Gu is a character who will be excited when you praise her, the armor twisted and twisted, and a piece of iron dust fell off.
"My lord, yes, very cute too!" Although her eyes were completely covered by the helmet, she still looked at the ground habitually, "By the way, I, I made a scarf for my lord, and this sweater must be very cute." Take it!" Her fingers were also wrapped in heavy gauntlets, she rummaged awkwardly for a moment, and handed over a plaid square scarf, the tassels of the square scarf were replaced by golden feathers.
"This is..." Looking at the feather, it seemed familiar.
Gu Wenyan laughed complacently: "This is the feather of a phoenix, I bought it from the black market!"
"No, no, I can't accept such a valuable thing!" He refused sternly.In a hurry, he quickly lowered the actual value of the square scarf: "It's okay! Luanfeng's feathers are not expensive, and I still have a lot—anyway, I bought them with gold bars from the Dragon Cave."
The two evaded each other, but in the end they couldn't afford it, so they put on this overly luxurious square scarf.
"Yo! This taste...earth balls? Why do you look like a child hahaha!"
Halfway through the tour, he was stopped by a muscular man on the other side of the river.In fact, for them, the taste is easier to remember than the appearance, so even if everyone becomes a human for the first time, they can still recognize each other easily.I saw that the strong man who was more than seven feet long had rumbling muscles, rough skin and thick flesh, with a bully airplane head, but he was a game character after all, and his facial treatment was not insignificant—at least it was better than he imagined.
"Orangutan? It's rare to see you alone. Where's the clown snake?"
"Don't mention it," the stinky orangutan peeled off a banana, chewed it, and said, "I wanted to go to him this morning, but there is a psychopath who has been following me." He looked in the direction of the strong man's finger, and sure enough He found a woman not far away, with coquettish makeup, slender waist and big breasts, and a soft and boneless walk.When the woman heard the orangutan's words, she immediately became furious, twisted her waist and slid over.
"Bastard orangutan, don't you even recognize my smell!"
As the woman approached, there was a fishy smell, which could be smelled across the river, it was indeed the smell of a clown snake.
The orangutan opened his eyes wide and looked like a copper bell. The banana in his hand fell to the ground with a "pop".
Five seconds later, the two yelled at the same time.
"You are the mother?!"
"You just know?!"
To be honest, after squatting on the other side of the river and watching the two fighting for a long time, I thought it would be interesting to transform into a human form. The characteristics of beasts are reflected in human beings, which is very different from usual.So he stood up, patted on his jeans, and decided to go out and observe other dungeons, maybe there would be some novel discoveries.
Think about it, if Chaos also has a human body, according to his personality, he will probably look like a human child.His fleshy little face is as easy to pinch as a snowball, and his red pupils are watery, not as fierce and terrifying as before. The button-sized dragon horns are faintly visible in his soft hair.He stretches out his fat little hands to hug, and will also be able to reach his full waist.
At that time, he was lifted up high, like a hamster ball.He couldn't help snickering.
What he didn't notice was that his own appearance was completely out of character.
Go back to the cave and simply pack your bags.All his personal items were also scaled down to the size of a human being, and he carried a shoulder bag in one piece, as if he were a high school student who was about to go out for morning class.Whole didn't intend to take the usual high-speed road, but went straight to the west, climbed up the cliff from the back of his copy, and took a road that he didn't often take before.When he was in animal form, he couldn't climb or swim, and it was rare to change into a new form. He wanted to try the limits of the human body.
The cliff is about [-] meters high and almost vertical. Killer bees like to build their nests on the surface of the cliff, and occasionally they can pick up dripping honey.It was also here that he saw Chaos for the first time, and the original hive was smashed to pieces by Chaos.The ornamental units are tenacious, however, and the new hives are much larger than before.There is an old banyan tree growing alone under the cliff, and the whole plan starts from climbing the tree, stepping on the crown of the tree to stick to the cracks in the cliff.
Approaching the banyan tree, I found that the crown of the tree was swinging unnaturally.
The four corners of the canopy trembled tentatively at first, and then the movement gradually stopped, brewing for a while, and suddenly trembled in a large area explosively.In the gap between the green leaves, a large mass of white was vaguely seen trapped in it, and with a heartbeat, he quickly ran under the tree.
As expected, there was a man in white hanging on the tree.Probably walking on the top of the cliff, he accidentally fell down and was stuck tightly by the branches of the banyan tree. The big red bag on his back was also caught, just blocking his face.He opened his eyes and it was pitch black, he couldn't figure out the situation, and he couldn't call for help, so he could only struggle hard.
It was a scene that seemed familiar.Gu Quan laughed in his heart, and said, "Don't move around, I'll save you down."
The man obediently stopped moving.He climbed up the tree in one piece, untied the branches wrapped around him, hugged his waist and pulled out hard, and the two of them fell from the tree together.The buttocks were on the ground, and due to the thinning of the fat layer, I felt a dull pain all over, and knelt on my knees to rub my buttocks.The man was also in pain, and nervously turned his head to look for something: "Tail... tail..."
Whole: "Don't look for it, you don't have a tail now."
Knowing that the tail was not lost in this disaster, the man breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly turned his face, his pair of soft pink eyes reflected the wholeness, filled with the joy of reunion after a long absence.
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