Brother's wrong way to open

This is a less well-known scenic spot, and there are not many tourists. The two walked comfortably in the ancient streets and alleys, feeling happy and calm.

"If it's cloudy and rainy today, I'll definitely buy an oil-paper umbrella for you to support." Gu Changyu said.

"Why oil-paper umbrellas?"

"Because you can play a lilac-like boy holding an oil-paper umbrella."

"Then you're playing the role of a piranha-like ladyboy holding an oil-paper umbrella?"

"If I were a piranha, do you think you could run back to your room last night? There is nothing left to eat you."

"Uh... look, that tree over there is so beautiful!" Zhao Xiaogou pointed to a willow tree with a crooked neck on the other side of the river.

"Let's go, go eat." Gu Changyu stopped teasing him.

The two went to the hot springs after dinner.

Gu Changyu decided on a small independent pool, surrounded by bamboos and rockery, it was considered a semi-secret space.

Zhao Xiaogou was once again warmed up by this poisonous hooligan.There is no privacy in the big pool, and it is a bit embarrassing to soak.The fully enclosed pool also hinted that he would be a little nervous.This kind of semi-secret pool does not have these problems at all, and he is very satisfied.

Soaked in the warm hot water, Zhao Xiaogou was so comfortable that he just wanted to sleep.

"Dog, dog." The nose was pinched.

Zhao Xiaogou opened his eyes, slapped Gu Changyu's hand pinching his nose and said, "What are you doing?"

"I need to discuss something with you." Gu Changyu was very serious.

"What's the matter?"

"I want to kiss you, can I?"

Zhao Xiaogou just wanted to pick up the ladle next to him and beat him to death!

How can anyone ask such a question!No, no one asks that, don't they all kiss directly?If you ask me this way, I say yes. The feeling of kissing is not as boring as cooking and eating. There is no atmosphere.If I say no, it’s the same as not eating after cooking!

"Can you please say something!" Seeing that he didn't speak, Gu Changyu continued to ask.

Zhao Xiaogou already picked up the ladle angrily, thought about it, forget it, don't bother with this kind of idiot, I'll do it myself.

Then he hugged Gu Changyu's neck and kissed him hard.

Gu Changyu succeeded in his treachery, and held him in his arms contentedly, deepening the kiss.

Gu Changyu didn't book a room in the hot spring, so the two of them walked back to the hotel to rest after soaking.

Zhao Xiaogou didn't act like a demon anymore, and went to sleep obediently.He is not afraid of Gu Changyu, what he is afraid of is himself.

He was sure that he liked being with Gu Changyu, but he was not sure if he fell in love with him.Before confirming his mind, he still doesn't want the two to develop a substantive relationship.Just like Gu Changyu, he also treats this relationship with great care and cares for its growth.

Gu Changyu promised his father to help out in the company, and after returning from Guzhen, he went to the company to do a summer job.

The two did not see each other for a summer vacation.

It wasn't until Zhao Xiaogou got his wish and got the notice to go to school that the two met again.

Gu Changyu drove to pick up Zhao Xiaogou by himself.

"Brother, can you drive?" Zhao Xiaogou was very excited sitting in the car.

"Ah."

"It's amazing!" Zhao Xiaogou admired him from the bottom of his heart.He admires three kinds of people: one is a person who can drive, one is a person who cooks delicious food, and the other is a person who can play basketball, because he can't do these three things.These three qualities are very important reasons why Gu Changyu attracted him.

"It's not as good as you, the future Miracle Doctor Zhao."

"You know how powerful I am, just wait, I will definitely cure your irregular menstruation." Zhao Xiaogou began to flirt again.

"You're mistaken, I don't have irregular menstruation, I'm just a little dissatisfied with my desires, come on, give me a kiss." Then she turned her head to look at Zhao Xiaogou and licked her lips.

"Drive your car well, what are you thinking?" Although he knew he was joking, Zhao Xiaogou was still a little shy, so he slapped his face back with a flying slap.

Who knew that there was a loud "snap!", and the slap was heavy.

There was a red five-fingerprint on Gu Changyu's face.

Gu Changyu took out his mobile phone, took several selfies, then pointed to the red handprint and said to Zhao Xiaogou, "Tell me, how to solve it?"

"You took it back?"

"I will never lay hands on you."

"Then I do it myself?"

"Think of something else."

"Increase the first-term liability?"

"Pointless."

"Phase three?"

"It doesn't matter how many periods."

"I invite you to dinner?"

"It is not meaningful."

"Then tell me what makes sense."

"You know."

Zhao Xiaogou is so annoying, this bastard can play people to death.After thinking for a while, he hooked his head and kissed the handprint with a "baji".

"Does it make sense?"

"A little bit."

"Then I'll print another fist on it?"

"You bear it?"

"I couldn't bear it at first, but there is a slogan called 'for the tribe!', even if I can't bear it, I still have to do it."

"What tribe?" Faced with Zhao Xiaogou's out-of-the-ordinary thinking, Gu Changyu was once again confused.

"'Stick to pure love, strictly prohibit pornographic content' tribe!"

"Oh, that's it, then let me compose a theme song for your tribe." Gu Changyu began to sing: "If you love me, kiss me, if you love me, hug me, if you really love me, kiss me, kiss me." Kiss me, if you really love me, hug me, hug me, if..."

Well, Gu Changyu has a better skill, or in other words, he has a thicker skin and a little more patience. In short, he has achieved his goal.

"Your flamboyant smile and the slap on your face really complement each other!" Long Bao was waiting for them at the school gate, and this was the first sentence he said when he saw Gu Changyu.

"Thank you for the compliment." Long Bao had no bottom line than himself, and Gu Changyu didn't want to entangle this topic with him.

"Did you have a shot in the car?" Long Bao really had no bottom line, he asked Zhao Xiaogou directly.

"Yes, it's a pity you're not here, I'll call you next time." Zhao Xiaogou replied politely.

Long Bao walked up to Gu Changyu, poked him in the waist and asked him, "He doesn't think I'm asking if you guys ate the same bowl of instant noodles, does he?"

"Ask him directly." Gu Changyu replied.

So Long Bao went to Zhao Xiaogou again and asked him, "Do you know what I'm asking?"

"I know, you asked us if the car shook."

"Then……"

"I said yes, I'll ask you to join me next time." Zhao Xiaogou said innocently, tilted his head and thought for a while and added: "Put you in the middle."

Sure enough, those who are close to pigs may not necessarily eat meat, but those who are close to ink will definitely have a black belly!

Zhao Xiaogou was still assigned to the senior dormitory, not because there were no beds, but because the college specially arranged for the mutual learning and communication between the upper and lower grades.

This time it was a room between two people, Zhao Xiaogou lived with a sophomore from the same department named Wu Yue.

Wu Yue likes calligraphy, listening to music, and drinking tea rather than coffee.He has clean short hair that is parted sideways, and the hanging ends slightly cover his warm eyebrows and eyes. He has a gentle smile and no bad habits.

Wu Yue's name is quite special, and calling him "Brother *" is not easy to pronounce, so he directly called Wu Yue as "Senior".Over time, the term "senior" refers specifically to Wu Yue in Zhao Xiaogou's case.

Wu Yue can write beautiful brush calligraphy, Zhao Xiaogou decided to learn calligraphy from Wu Yue in order to save his rotten handwriting.It's not that he doesn't want to learn from Gu Changyu, but that Gu Changyu's handwriting is too sharp, and Zhao Xiaogou can't learn it no matter what.

"Rely on the wrist to exert strength, and relax the shoulder." Wu Yue was instructing Zhao Xiaogou to write calligraphy, patted his shoulder and said, "It's too tight here, and it's very tiring to write."

"Well, senior, when did you start writing calligraphy?" Zhao Xiaogou turned his shoulders and continued writing.

"From about five years old, my grandfather taught me."

"That grandpa who calls you often?" Someone called him every day, and Zhao Xiaogou heard him call that person "Grandpa".

"No, my own grandfather taught me."

"Then who is the grandfather who called you?"

"It's a relative. You see, the last letter of this word is not written properly." Wu Yue seemed reluctant to mention this grandfather, so he changed the topic.

Zhao Xiaogou stopped asking questions and continued to write seriously.

"Brother, the senior started writing calligraphy when he was five years old, and you are probably still picking out bird eggs when you are five years old! Hahahahaha." Zhao Xiaogou and Gu Changyu like to play dead when they are dating.

"Do you want me to take out your bird eggs now?" Gu Changyu's tone was dangerous.

"Oh, the weather is so nice today!" In fact, it was cloudy outside, and it seemed that it was going to rain.

"It looks like it's going to rain, or I won't go back today." Gu Changyu said.

They are located in a large rock climbing base in the suburbs, far away from the urban area.

"No, I have to go back even if I cut the knife." He was not afraid of what would happen to Gu Changyu, what he was afraid of was that his willpower was not strong enough.

"Okay, let's go back then."

As a result, the torrential rain came as soon as it was said, and the bus was probably blocked on the road and disappeared for a long time. There was no car on the road, and it was basically impossible to call a car.

The bus platform was already submerged, and the two of them stood on the seats on the platform and watched basin after basin of rain pouring down without money, feeling deeply hopeless.

"Brother, we should drive here."

"It's not safe to drive in such heavy rain."

"Brother, I don't want to go to the hotel to get a room."

"Okay, then we'll just wait here. The knife will come down after the rain. The bus will come after the knife is over. It should be soon."

"Let's just run to that hotel, less than 50 meters away." Zhao Xiaogou pointed to a nearby hotel.

"Let's go then."

The two ran into the hotel and opened a standard room.

Even if it was less than 50 meters, the two of them were completely drenched.When they got to the room, the two of them took turns taking a bath, and Gu Changyu asked Zhao Xiaogou to wash first.When Gu Changyu came out of the bathroom, Zhao Xiaogou, who was lying on the bed, was watching TV, which was broadcasting Pleasant Goat.

"Brother, come and see Pleasant Goat." Zhao Xiaogou looked nervous and naive.

"Okay." Gu Changyu, who was wrapped in a bath towel, threw the towel away after wiping her hair, and sat next to Zhao Xiaogou.She also wrapped her arms around his waist, resting her chin on his shoulder.

"Brother, I want to go to the toilet." Zhao Xiaogou really couldn't bear this ambiguous atmosphere that made people drool, so he quickly thought of an excuse.

"Okay." Gu Changyu kissed him on the shoulder, and let him go obediently.

Zhao Xiaogou slipped into the toilet.

Gu Changyu started WeChat Dragon Packet.

- total package.

-?Long Bao's reply was a concise and powerful question mark.

- Backstory, we were trapped in the same room in a hotel by the rain, and now he hid in the toilet.What storyline will happen next?

-Do you want porn or pure love?Long Bao asked.

- both.Gu Changyu replied.

- then let him jump on you.

- Goodbye!

- Congratulations!

Therefore, Gu Changyu decided to rape someone.

As a result, □□ failed.

Because Zhao Xiaogou checked his phone in the toilet for a long, long, long time, and when he came out, Gu Changyu had already fallen asleep in a sex position.Zhao Xiaogou saw that the quilt was not covered properly, so he gently covered him with the quilt, and repeatedly warned himself not to touch it!Don't touch it!Be careful not to touch it with your hands! ! !

In fact, in essence, sex has succeeded, but the person involved fell asleep.