Brother's wrong way to open

"Brother, I want to go back and take the college entrance examination again." This was the first sentence Zhao Xiaogou said to Gu Changyu after returning home.

"Then choose to study Chinese medicine?"

"Ah."

"Your parents will definitely not agree."

"I know."

"Then how are you prepared to face them?"

"Not ready, but this is what I want to do."

"Then do it."

Then Gu Changyu booked Zhao Xiaogou's return train ticket, and that night he packed his luggage and sent him to the train station.

"Brother, go back." Zhao Xiaogou planned to take the bag from Gu Changyu.

"What? This is my luggage."

"Didn't you buy me something to eat?"

"Who bought you food, here are my clothes."

"What are you doing with your clothes?"

"It won't take three or four days to go back with you. I have to prepare some clothes."

"Come back with me? You?" Although he was always subjected to such unexpected shock waves, he was still not used to it.

"Yes, at such an important moment, I will definitely be with you."

"Then you go to the hotel by yourself."

"We'll talk about it then, let's go, get in the car."

Originally bought two lower berths, but Gu Changyu gave up his own lower berth to the middle berth above him. It was not safe for that person to sleep on the middle berth with a child.Therefore, before going to bed, Gu Changyu squeezed into Zhao Xiaogou's lower bunk.

Zhao Xiaogou leaned on the bedside to read a book, Gu Changyu handed over two orange petals, Zhao Xiaogou stretched out his hand to catch them, but was dodged, and again, he still dodged, so he could only open his mouth to catch them.Satisfied, Gu Changyu fed the oranges to the puppy, and then started peeling apples to feed them.After a while, a chicken leg appeared in front of Zhao Xiaogou's eyes. He subconsciously opened his mouth to bite, why couldn't he bite?Hard, still can't bite?Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a preserved duck leg!Zhao Xiaogou grabbed the duck leg and was about to throw it at Gu Changyu's face.

"Don't smash it, don't smash it, you can still eat it after you take it home and cook it." Gu Changyu stopped him with a smile.

"Who would bring a cured duck leg home?! You must be out of your mind!"

"Isn't this afraid that you will be hungry in the car?"

"It's raw! Eat it and let me see, come, come, eat!" Zhao Xiaogou moved the duck leg in front of him.

"I really want to eat duck legs, what reward will you give me?"

"whatever!"

"Keep your word?"

"Of course!" He didn't believe that Gu Changyu could eat a raw cured duck leg.

"Then you wait!" He said and took out a lunch box from the luggage bag, "I'll get some hot water to heat up before eating."

Even if soaked in hot water, the cured duck legs will not be cooked, so Zhao Xiaogou just ignored him.

Not long after, the dining car started delivering boxed lunches. Gu Changyu bought two boxed lunches for himself and Zhao Xiaogou, then opened the lunch box with hot duck legs, put the duck legs on top of the rice and ate with relish.

Zhao Xiaogou couldn't believe his eyes!This person is a bit vicious, but I didn't expect him to be so cruel to me!Soak raw duck legs in hot water and eat them?frenzied!Huh?something wrong?

Zhao Xiaogou looked at his duck leg carefully and said, "This is obviously a roast duck leg!"

"Yeah, look at your gluttony, here, here I am." Then he took out a duck leg from the lunch box and put it on Zhao Xiaogou's lunch box.

"The one at the school gate?" Zhao Xiaogou asked.

"Yeah, don't you like that one the most?"

"Well, his home is the best." He gnawed on the duck leg contentedly.

It wasn't until the two of them finished eating the hot roast duck that Zhao Xiaogou remembered to ask about the whereabouts of the cured duck leg.

"Put it in the luggage. Also, don't forget my reward!"

"You didn't eat that cured duck leg, where did you get the reward?"

"You promised, if I really eat duck legs, I will reward you, anything!"

"But you ate roasted duck legs!"

"You didn't say it couldn't be roasted duck legs!"

"Then tell me, what reward do you want?" Zhao Xiaogou was too lazy to discuss this matter with a mentally retarded person.

"I'm going to live at your house!"

"No, I told you, my bed is too small to fit."

"Then I'll make the floor."

"Too cold."

"Then I'll buy a bed and put it in." Gu Changyu refused to give up.

"You...well, just stay at my house, then how can I introduce you to them. "

"Just say it's your boyfriend."

"Do you want to be made into a cage of human flesh buns by my mother?"

"That means it's your senior."

"The senior who followed home somehow?"

"Just say that I came here to sketch."

"There isn't any suitable place for sketching in my house."

"That means I'm here to do research."

"My house is just an ordinary small county. Are you investigating pickles?"

"Then what do you think your family produces more?"

"persimmon."

"Okay, that's all. Let me say that my mentor is cultivating a new variety of persimmons and send me to take samples."

Zhao Xiaogou finally gave up the idea of ​​preventing him from going home with him.

"Then it's good for you to stay with me. I will settle my affairs by myself."

Gu Changyu agreed.

So the two bought some fruit after getting off the car and went home together.

Zhao Xiaogou's parents were very surprised when he came home suddenly, but they still warmly entertained the senior who was said to be doing scientific research by the way.After lunch, Gu Changyu went back to Zhao Xiaogou's room to rest, and Zhao Xiaogou stayed in the living room to talk to his parents about dropping out of school and retaking the exam.

Zhao Xiaogou's room is the same as his personality, simple and well-behaved, with only one bed, one desk, and one chair.In the cabinet on the desk are some teaching aids from high school and some books on Chinese medicine, but no magazines, no photos, and no decorations. There is not even a single poster on the wall, only a "Learning the Sea without Limits" Calligraphy and painting.

The room is clean and tidy, the sheets and bedding are simple and flat, the bed is really not big, but you can sleep even if you squeeze it.Satisfied, Gu Changyu rolled on it twice, opened WeChat and started contacting Longbao.

-Brother Bao, I have reached the base camp.

-First of all, my surname is Long and my name is Qing. Everyone calls me Long Bao as a respectful name for me. Please don't use the titles indiscriminately.Second, congratulations on hitting base.

-Xiaolonglong, I mean I went to his house, and I'm in his room now, not in his body!how?Found someone?Such colorful thoughts.

-First of all, you can call me Dalong or Brother Long, thank you!Not only did I find an object, I found a chess set directly!Second, congratulations on hitting base.

-Brother Dalong, you are so funny!

- you're such a bitch!

-Thanks for the compliment!

-You're welcome, if you want to have sex reassignment surgery, please treat the meal you owe me first, I never let girls treat you.

-Brother Long, have you invited any girls so far?

-No.

-I've never invited a girl before, and I don't plan to let a girl invite me. Brother Long, you are destined to only spend your life with men.

- In order to avoid such tragedies, I intend to stay away from you.

- lest you accidentally fall in love with me?

- lest all the girls be sucked away by you.

- Don't worry, I will only suck my puppy from now on.He's back in the room, go and play your chess, bye~

- Don't be complacent, at least I can play chess, can you play puppy?Long Bao has always liked to step on people's feet.

"How is it?" Gu Changyu didn't read Long Bao's WeChat, put away his phone and asked Zhao Xiaogou who entered the room.

"They agreed."

"Agreed so easily?"

"Of course they didn't agree at the beginning. Later, I told them that I had gone through the procedure of withdrawing from school, and I would have to retake the exam if they disagreed, and they agreed."

"Actually, it's not as difficult as you imagined, is it?"

"Well. Brother, we will go back to school tomorrow to complete the withdrawal procedures."

"Ok."

"I'll take you out for a walk while it's still early."

"it is good."

Zhao Xiaogou took him to the vegetable market.

"I thought you would take me to your school, a nearby park, etc. In the end, you took me to the vegetable market?"

"This is the biggest vegetable market here."

"The key is not whether it is big or not, the key is why did you bring me here, ancestor?"

"Didn't you come to study persimmons? You can't justify going back without buying some persimmons."

"Just go to the fruit shop and buy some."

"But only here can you buy all kinds of persimmons."

"alright, you win."

Later, they not only bought all kinds of persimmons, but also all kinds of vegetables and a lot of ribs, beef and a chicken.

When they got home, Gu Changyu used the trophies from the market to cook a table full of dishes. Zhao's parents were full of praise, and they kept saying that if they still had a daughter, they must recruit Gu Changyu as their son-in-law.

"Auntie, your son is much more well-behaved than your daughter. If you ask me, I would rather marry your son." Gu Changyu was telling the truth.

"Xiao Gu, you are really humorous." Mother Zhao smiled from ear to ear.

"Auntie, I'm telling the truth. Several girls in their class have handed him love letters." This sentence is also true, but he asked him to hand over those love letters to himself.

"Just accept the love letter, but you are not allowed to fall in love. It's not too late to talk after graduation." Gu's father said to Zhao Xiaogou.

"Uncle, don't worry, he gave me all those love letters and asked me to throw them in the trash can, and he didn't read any of them." Everything Gu Changyu said was the truth.

"That's good, that's good." Papa Gu was quite relieved.

"Uncle, there is a middle school not far from our university with a high rate of repayment. If I have connections, I can send him in. What do you think?"

"Would it be a little farther?"

"As far as he went to college."

"Well, that's right, it's more important to get into a good school. That's the line, just study there." The final word.

After returning to the room, Zhao Xiaogou asked him suspiciously: "Do you have the relationship to send me to W City High School?"

"No, but for their repeat class, as long as they have paid the tuition fee and their grades in the last college entrance examination are not bad, they can enter regardless of their relationship."

"Then you still say that you can only enter if you have a relationship."

"I don't say that, will your father allow you to go to such a far place to repeat your studies?"

"Then I'll repeat it here."

"Alright, then I will come here by train every Friday night, stay at your house for two days, and then take the train back on Sunday night. Then you can explain to your parents that I am here for a long-term research, and they Absolutely believe it."

To hell with believing it!

"Then it's fine if you don't come."

"Of course not!"

"Why?" Zhao Xiaogou thought to himself: If Gu Changyu dared to say such stupid things as missing him, I would laugh at him severely.

"You still owe me more than 30 installments of interest-free loans. If I don't keep an eye on it, what should you do if you run away?" Gu Changyu said with an expression that you don't want to renege on the debt.

"You only care about money!" Zhao Xiaogou was furious.

"Who cares about money anymore? What I care about is that you ran away, and I will be so lonely for the rest of my life. Your focus is a bit skewed!"

In other words, there is no pressure to be with him. When you feel that it may be a little embarrassing to be moved, he is really amazing.And when you didn't notice, he gave you a sudden touch, which made you too late to be embarrassed.

"So, the current situation is that in order to satisfy your dirty desires, you turned the person you like into a high school student?" Long Bao concluded while eating persimmons, and his conclusions always only pick out what interests him. point, and then add some pornographic thoughts.

"He went to school early, he's only 18 years old this year, he's a high school student, okay?" Gu Changyu quibbled.

"So what you want to express is: Your taste has not changed, and the ones you always like are high school students?" Long Bao never forgets the key point of "high school students".

"Help me register for the repeat class, thank you!" Gu Changyu decided not to entangle him with this pornographic issue, and put down Zhao Xiaogou's ID card and left.

"Wait," Long Bao grabbed him, pointed to the pile of various persimmons on the table and said, "You bought this just for me?"

Gu Changyu nodded.I bought it specially for him at that time, but no one wanted it anyway.

"How do you know I love persimmons?"

"Guess."

"I'll ask you one more question."

"Say."

"Are you sure you love Zhao Xiaogou, not me?" Long Bao asked seriously.

"What's your last name?" Gu Changyu asked him.

"My surname is Long." Long Bao was puzzled as to what the problem was.

"That's good, I'm sure I don't love you, I only love Zhao." Gu Changyu said.

"In order not to disappoint your love, I can change my surname to Zhao."

"One more condition, are you a high school student?"

"I used to be."

"There used to be too much water. As you said, I only love high school students."

"Well, you have hurt me deeply, kneel down."

"Whoo!"