Brother's wrong way to open

One day, Zhao Xiaogou was flipping through a geography magazine and said, "I really want to climb mountains." So Gu Changyu decided to take him to climb mountains.

Zhao Xiaogou said to call Fattao.

Gu Changyu said that Fat Tao would not go.

Zhao Xiaogou didn't believe it.

Gu Changyu then called Fat Tao.

"Tao, the puppy said he wanted to go climbing."

"Then?"

"Ask you to go?"

"Go!" Although my brother Tao would rather play scumbags at home to his death than climb mountains, it has never been my style to make people get what they want.

"What? You haven't finished your lab report, so you don't plan to go?"

"Go! Go! Go! Must go! Must go!"

"I heard that there is a special kind of stewed hoof, I will bring you one when the time comes."

"Suddenly it occurred to me that my lab report was still 180 million words short, so I stopped going."

"Tell him yourself." Gu Changyu brought the phone to the dog's ear.

"Dog, I really don't have time, I will definitely go with you next time." Fat Tao said nonsense with his eyes open.

"Okay then. I originally planned to have a barbecue with everyone..."

Gu Changyu was about to take back the phone, but unfortunately he didn't take it back fast enough.

"Then let me go together!" Before Zhao Xiaogou finished speaking, Fat Tao quickly changed his mind, it seems that barbecue is more tempting than braised hoofs.

Fat Tao has always been able to switch back and forth between pig teammates and god teammates without any pressure.

So, the three of them went to climb the mountain together.

At the foot of the mountain, there are two ways to choose, one is to take a shortcut and climb up the mountain by yourself, and the other is to take a small tricycle driven by the locals up the mountain.

Fat Tao decisively chose to go up the mountain by car according to his body shape and physique, while Gu Changyu and Zhao Xiaogou thought that they did not come all the way here for the purpose of taking a tricycle, so they chose to climb up by themselves.

The puppy was probably well-bred, and when he was alone with Gu Changyu, he was particularly bearish.

For a while, he wanted to climb trees to pick wild chestnuts, and for a while he wanted to take thrilling photos on the edge of the cliff. At first, Gu Changyu let him do whatever he wanted. Seeing that it was getting late, Zhao Xiaohouzi was still wandering around, so he had to be carried back on his way.

By the time they climbed to the top of the mountain, Fat Tao had already had dinner and was fishing with beautiful women at a nearby farmhouse.

The night has fallen, and the barbecue can't be done, and they can only live on the mountain at night.

The farmhouse on the top of the mountain has two types of rooms, one is a big bed room, which is ridiculously expensive!One is a standard room with two single beds, which is a little outrageously expensive.

Fat Tao chose the standard room, Gu Changyu chose the big bed room, Zhao Xiaogou and Fat Tao chose the same standard room, at least there is someone to share the room fee, so it won't be so painful.

The restaurant of the farmhouse also has a KTV function, and the three howled a few times after eating.

Fat Tao Typhoon is very cool, his confident singing and wanton performance won him the most applause and cheers.Zhao Xiaogou could neither keep up with the times nor the tune, so he sang a few old songs out of tune and ran to the opposite hill, winning Gu Changyu's applause and Fat Tao's encouragement.

Gu Changyu perfectly avoided all the mistakes made by the two of them. Although everyone's applause was not the warmest, it was definitely the most sincere.

Then, the three of them went fishing together.There is no way, the farmhouse only has these few entertainment items, and there is also a rock climbing, playing this at night is either a brain break or want to break yourself.

Fat Tao fished all afternoon, but didn't catch a single fish, and now he has no interest in challenging himself anymore, so he just played with his mobile phone next to him.

The one who is most interested is Zhao Xiaogou. This guy has calmed down now, his eyes are fixed on the water surface, for fear of missing even a little bit of movement.

Gu Changyu sat next to him, inserted the fishing rod at will, and started playing with his mobile phone.

-how have you been?This is a WeChat message from Longbao.

- Flat and flat.

- No burning?Long Bao has always liked to poke people's weaknesses.

-……have.

If not, he wouldn't have needed to find a dragon bag to solve it back then.

- so what are you going to doLong Bao asked him.

- stay away from him.This is Gu Changyu's answer.

"Quickly mute, mute! My fish are scared away by you." No fish has been hooked, and Zhao Xiaogou thinks it must be because the voice of the person next to him is too loud to scare them away.

Gu Changyu had no choice but to mute the volume.

- What if he never fell in love with you?Long Bao asked.

-No love, no love.

Long Bao sent over a poop-shaped "New Era Good Man" certificate.

- Also sincerely wish your lover no penis.Gu Changyu returned him a sincere blessing.

-...

Probably the other party felt the blessing of his love, of course, it could also be the critical attack of love, so Gu Changyu put away the phone in satisfaction without saying a word.

"Handsome guy, you sang really well just now." A beautiful woman came over to strike up a conversation.

"Hush—" Zhao Xiaogou made a silent gesture, his eyes still fixed on the water.

"Let's add a WeChat account, shall we? Next time we sing together, we'll ask you to join us." The beauty didn't bother to listen to Zhao Xiaogou's voice-silencing reminder.

"Ah—" Zhao Xiaogou slammed the fishing rod angrily, "Finally, a fish started to bite the bait, and you were scared away! I won't fish anymore!"

"If you stop fishing, return the fishing rod yourself," Gu Changyu said.

"Don't go!"

"If you don't go, I'll throw you into the fish pond to feed the fish."

"I won't go!" He also picked up Gu Changyu's fishing rod and threw it into the fish pond, then ran away.

"It's all because of you!" Fat Tao scolded Gu Changyu while fishing for a fishing rod, "I used to be more obedient and well-behaved as a child, look how you have become accustomed to it!"

The beauty looked at this weird family of three: the runaway brat, the nagging fat mother, and the impatient father, and walked away tactfully.

Seeing the beauty walk away, Fat Tao stopped nagging, and said to Gu Changyu, "I don't know where she went, let's look for it."

The bear child ran towards the orchard, and the first thing Gu Changyu looked for was the orchard.After half an hour, nothing.Then there is the accommodation area, no.Entertainment area, no.Finally found it in the restaurant, the bear boy was eating a fried egg with great relish.Seeing him coming, he smiled and said, "Brother, this fried egg is delicious, would you like one?"

"I don't want fried eggs, I want a puppy!" Gu Changyu said through gritted teeth.

"Hehe, didn't you say you had separated with Zhou Li before? I think that girl is pretty, and she is creating opportunities for you." Zhao Xiaogou explained.

"And threw my fishing rod into the fish pond!"

"Isn't that to be more realistic, or if I leave suddenly, you two will be so embarrassed, how can you continue to chat." Zhao Xiaogou said it as a matter of course.

"Thank you so much for your trouble!"

Zhao Xiaogou felt that the more he explained, the angrier Gu Changyu became, so he hurriedly shouted.

"Hehe, hehe, by the way, Brother Yu, why are there so many leaves on your body?"

"Because I went to the orchard to hang out for half an hour." The word 'hanging' was particularly heavy.

"Is there a lump of mud on your knee?"

"Because I fell down on the road."

Zhao Xiaogou thought for a while and said, "I'll get some medicine for you to rub." Then he ran away.

The proprietress shouted from behind: "I haven't paid you yet."

Gu Changyu reluctantly settled the bill for him, and then walked back to the room.

"Brother, I got some activating oil from the boss, and rub it for you." Zhao Xiaogou walked in with a small bottle.

"No, I'm going to sleep, you go to sleep too." Gu Changyu felt a little tired, and was lying on the bed to rest.

"that……"

"how?"

"Fat brother locked the door, I can't get in."

"You call him!"

"Called, but I can't wake up."

"Hey—" One finished and the other started to work again. The hard-working Gu Changyu sighed deeply and said, "You can sleep here." If I had known this, I should have opened a standard room at that time.

"Brother, brother!" Zhao Xiaogou started calling him again.

Nothing good, just ignore him.

"Brother! Brother!!" Zhao Xiaogou vowed not to give up until he reached his goal.

"Huh?" Can't ignore it!

"I didn't bring a change of clothes."

"Then sleep wrapped in a towel!"

"No! If you don't lend me clothes, I'll sleep naked!"

Gu Changyu angrily took off his pajama pants and threw them on his head, "Get lost!"

I was still wearing underwear anyway, so I couldn't really let him sleep naked, that would be too dangerous.

Zhao Xiaogou took a bath comfortably, put on brother Yu's loving pajamas, and fell asleep contentedly.

Zhao Xiaogou was sleeping soundly, when he suddenly felt short of breath, struggling to open his eyes, he found that Gu Changyu was pinching his nose.

"What for?" He slapped off his hand pinching his nose very simply.

"Get up, I'll take you somewhere." Gu Changyu held a high-power flashlight with a mysterious look.

"Are you going to steal the gold chain from the proprietress?" Zhao Xiaogou was suspicious because Gu Changyu said that the gold chain was so thick that it could be used to tie an elephant.

"No, I just plan to take you to elope." Gu Changyu was so angry that Zhao Xiaogou lost his temper.

"Elope? Where are you going?" It seemed like a lot of fun.

"Go to the sun, and let the sun burn you to ashes, and I will be free!" Gu Changyu said seriously.

Zhao Xiaogou stopped talking nonsense and obediently got up and put on his clothes.

Seeing that his clothes were a little thin, Gu Changyu found another long coat of his own to put on him, and then set off in satisfaction.

"Brother Yu, are you planning to take me into the deep mountains to destroy the corpse?" Zhao Xiaogou shone a flashlight on his chin, creating a spooky atmosphere.

"No, I only intend to take you into the mountains to rape and then kill."

"Ah——I was so scared that I fainted." After speaking, he fell on Gu Changyu's back.

"It's more convenient to faint." Gu Changyu simply carried him on his back and continued to walk up.

Zhao Xiaogou held a flashlight and lay on Gu Changyu's back, so comfortable that he just wanted to sleep again.

Gu Changyu felt the sound of warm breathing coming from his ears, as if he felt a little blood rushing up, so he quickly quickened his pace.

Fortunately, the farmhouse is not far from the top of the mountain, and they will arrive soon.

"The boss said this is an excellent place to watch the sunrise, so he wants to show you." Gu Changyu said.

"Brother Fat isn't here?"

"I asked him yesterday, but he couldn't tell." This time he really asked, and Fat Tao really didn't want to come.He doesn't cheat every time, and occasionally does something real.

There is already some light in the sky, it seems that they came at the right time.

When the golden light shines down, Zhao Xiaogou feels a little confused when facing the beautiful everything in front of him and the person beside him who is stained with the glow.

Zhao Xiaogou started to talk nonsense when he was confused, he said: "Brother, you are so kind to me, do you dare to be better?"

"How to say?" Gu Changyu was in a good mood, and didn't care if he was a monster again.

"Forgive the 40-odd debts I owe you!"

Gu Changyu slapped him bluntly, "Don't even think about it! You can't lose even a dime, and I'll give you back everything."

"Then I will pay for it!" Still talking nonsense.

"How much meat do you have? It's not enough to make dumpling stuffing!"

Zhao Xiaogou was relieved, it seemed that they were still pure comrades-in-arms, what was he thinking about.

When they returned to the farmhouse, Fat Tao was still soundly asleep.

Woke up Fat Tao and said that he was going back.

Fat Tao got up reluctantly, looked outside suspiciously, and then asked Gu Changyu: "Changyu, didn't you say to go to see the sunrise together? Why didn't you call me?"

Gu Changyu immediately realized that he had been tricked by this guy.

This super puzzling expression and natural questioning tone can be scored 120 points.

"Oh, when I came to call you, you still had a pair of high heels outside the door. I thought it might be inconvenient for you to come out, so I didn't call you."

"There are high heels outside my door? Why didn't I know."

"I haven't seen it now, maybe it's worn away." The two began to show off their acting skills to each other.

"Maybe it belongs to the beauty next door, who was accidentally kicked to my side."

"Well, it should be."

Zhao Xiaogou was dumbfounded.

In order to prevent the puppy from being a demon, and to get to school in time, Gu Changyu insisted on taking a tricycle down the mountain.

The tricycle can only accommodate two people, so Fat Tao, who weighs one and a half, enjoys a car alone, while Gu Changyu and Zhao Xiaogou share a car.

"Brother..." Zhao Xiaogou's mouth was covered as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Don't say the word 'brother'!"

"father!"

"Who is your father!"

"uncle!"

"You think you're a cute little girl?"

"Then... honey."

"What the hell are you doing?!"

"I just want to talk to you."

"I don't want to talk."

"Alright then." Zhao Xiaogou temporarily shut up.

after awhile.

"The tricycle runs fast, and there is an old monster sitting in the car. It wants to eat people, but doesn't eat them. It's strange if you think it's weird..." Zhao Xiaogou was brainwashing the human flesh player single cycle.

"If you shut up..." Gu Changyu couldn't take it anymore.

"Just introduce me to a girlfriend?" Zhao Xiaogou made a gesture ready to cheer.

"Your debt will be forgiven for one installment."

This one is more affordable, Zhao Xiaogou zips up his mouth neatly.