What should I do if I found my aunt's towel in Zhuma's schoolbag?

Shan Linjia was watching with enthusiasm, and was caught off guard by him kicking off the bed and falling upside down. He even slammed down the laptop, making a loud bang, and I don't know if it fell. bad.

Seeing him fall into such a miserable state, Mo Yao still felt puzzled, so she raised her foot and stomped on his back twice: "I said, if you really have too much desire to vent, you should go out and solve it yourself, don't worry about it." Bring these filthy things to me, and get in my eyes."

Shan Linjia sat up from the ground, looked at his furious back, and didn't rush to coax him, propped his chin and said with a smile: "Daughter-in-law, we are all men, and it's normal to look at this kind of thing occasionally. Do you dare to say that you have never seen it in the past few years?"

Mo Yao paused when he drank water, and after a while, he turned his head and looked at him angrily: "So what if you've seen it, so what if you haven't seen it, and you're not by my side, so don't let me explain it to you."

Unexpectedly, he actually watched it. Shan Linjia couldn't calm down instantly, stood up and walked to him: "Daughter-in-law, you have really seen it, how can you watch this kind of thing, then every time you watch it Did you solve it all by yourself? No, no, you are not allowed to watch it again in the future, it is enough to have me by your side, why do you need such messy things. "

Mo Yao snorted, and pressed the cup in his hand against his chest: "I'm jealous, you still have the nerve to call me, you're still the same, looking at these dirty things in front of me."

"I'm not..." Shan Linjia just wanted to explain to him, but after thinking about what he said, he felt that something was wrong. He smiled, and put his finger on the back of his hand holding the cup and rubbed it lightly: "Daughter-in-law, Are you jealous?"

"Fuck you, I really think I'm jealous, and I get jealous every now and then."

Mo Yao glared at him, turned around and bent down to pick up his computer: "This is what my third brother just gave me last month. I want you to look good when it breaks. Don't rely on..."

In the middle of speaking, someone hugged him from behind, Shan Linjia hugged him tightly, put his chin on his shoulder and said with a smile: "Daughter-in-law, even if you are not jealous, I will be so jealous. Let’s let the past things go, and let’s not mention them again, okay?”

The most difficult thing for Mo Yao to resist was his gentle attack. His heart was warm and warm, and he held his hand on his waist: "Actually, I don't mean that I won't let you see it, but we just passed it yesterday. It also tossed me so much that I almost lost half of my life, but you were lucky, and you saw this stuff in a blink of an eye, didn't you say that I didn't satisfy you out of anger."

Shan Linjia didn't expect him to turn his mind so much in a short while, and kissed him on the neck in a funny way: "Daughter-in-law, you are right, you really didn't satisfy me yesterday."

"You!" Hearing what he said, Mo Yao was so angry that he immediately raised his hand to hit him, Shan Linjia hurriedly stopped his hand, turned him around and pressed him against the cabinet behind: "Don't get excited, just listen to me, okay?" good."

Mo Yao snorted, turned away and didn't want to look at him.

This small appearance made Shan Linjia's heart itch a little, and he couldn't help kissing the hickey on his neck twice: "Silly daughter-in-law, I felt very comfortable yesterday, but you must be in more pain than I am." Is it comfortable, you are so afraid of pain, I feel uncomfortable seeing you so uncomfortable, so I wondered if it was because my skills were not good at that time that made you so painful, if I improve my skills in this area, Are you going to feel better?"

"So you just watch this stuff to learn technology?"

Mo Yao looked at him with a mentally retarded expression: "Aren't you stupid!"

"Stupid, but I learned a little bit." Shan Linjia looked at him maliciously and smiled: "When I bought it, I purposely found that kind of little shou who looks like you. Don't say it, I really learned it." Quite a few, we can try next time, we will definitely not let you suffer so much again, daughter-in-law..."

Mo Yao pushed his big face away, angry and funny at the same time: "Then you study hard, I'll give you a week, if I still hurt when the time comes, it means I'm not good at studying, don't touch me in the future. me."

"young married woman?"

Shan Linjia looked at him with an aggrieved face: "Then you mean that I can't touch you this week?"

The point is this?Mo Yao was so angry and funny, he raised his foot and was about to kick him between the legs: "You dare to refute me when you say that you are a jerk with a brain, I think keeping this thing is a disaster for me, and it will save trouble if it is discarded as soon as possible."

Shan Linjia caught his leg and immediately hugged him up: "Silly daughter-in-law, how can I satisfy you after kicking your husband here, be good."

"Smelly shameless, I..."

Before he finished speaking, his mouth was gagged, Mo Yao struggled symbolically twice, and simply let him go.

Mo Yao's body recovered in about a week, and he went to Shan Linjia's shop to look for him alive and kicking. During this period of time, Shan Linjia basically slept at Mo Yao's whenever the shop was closed. The meat was dangling in front of him, but he could only look at it and couldn't eat it, which made him angry these days.

When I stewed braised pork for Mo Yao at noon, I just thought that these pieces of Dongpo meat with attractive color and luster would be as charming as his wife's body, making people salivate when looking at it, especially When the boss cut the meat for him, he also cut off a pig's rump. When watching them gurgling and turning upside down in the pot, Shan Linjia unconsciously thought of something that his wife couldn't describe. thing……

It's over, it's over, I can't think about it anymore, if I continue to think about it, he will react to this pot of Dongpo pork, if it is true, then he is not the first person in history who can react to pigs .

And it is not known whether the pig is male or female.

"Dajia, are you alright? I smell so good outside. I haven't eaten since morning. I'm starving to death."

Mo Yao couldn't wait and ran in from the outside, just in time to see Shan Linjia staring blankly at the pot of braised pork in front of him, he walked over curiously, raised his hand and waved it in front of his eyes.

"Dajia, Dajia? Why are you in a daze?"

Shan Linjia came back to his senses suddenly, and almost threw away the spoon in his hand.

His appearance startled Mo Yao, he patted him on the back angrily, and when he turned his head to look at the meat in the pot, he accidentally glanced under him.

Immediately, his eyes widened in surprise: "You! You are a pervert, you can do the same with braised pork!"

Shan Linjia smiled awkwardly: "Isn't this Gu Qiang's dissatisfaction?"

"Don't you have anything else on your mind but that kind of thing!"

"Yes." Shan Linjia blinked at him: "It's because you are all in your mind, so you accidentally did this."

Mo Yao almost spat out a mouthful of blood, she was so angry that she didn't want to talk to him...

Shan Linjia turned off the fire, scooped up some soup with a spoon, blew it cool, and handed it to his mouth: "Taste it, daughter-in-law, we can serve dinner if it tastes good."

The sky is big and the earth is big, and eating is the biggest. Seeing such a tempting broth, Mo Yao lost his temper in an instant. He pouted and leaned over to lick it, and couldn't help stretching out his hand to give him a thumbs up: "It's just like the world. Delicious! So fresh!"

Shan Linjia nodded in satisfaction, and put his face in front of him shamelessly: "Why don't you reward your husband?"

Mo Yao gave him a disgusted look, but still generously gave him a resounding "Bo" on his face.

"Hurry up and eat, I'm starving to death."

"it is good."

Shan Linjia nodded, and took a plate from the side to prepare the meat.

They were enjoying the big meal in harmony and warmth here, but at the same time someone was starving and holding a cup of cold water and pouring it straight into his stomach. It was not miserable.

Li Yiming was nestled on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, raising his head from time to time to look at the door. The president has been out for a long time. Didn’t he agree to come back before eleven o’clock? After a long time, I started to get hungry.

If he doesn't come back, he can't order takeaway by himself first, otherwise the president will definitely say him again when he sees him. During the past few days at the president's house, he will eat the food he cooks by himself, although the craftsmanship can't be compared with the big ones. It’s better than a brother, but the overall taste is not bad, at least much better than takeaway.

But when it comes to why he has been staying at the chairman's house for the past few days, it is a bit difficult to explain.

Last week, a group of students from the student union went out for dinner, Xiao Nan insisted on dragging him to go. He likes to join in the fun by nature, and he usually gets close to the students from the student union, so of course he wanted to go, but that guy Qin Qin kept Of course, there was only one reason for objecting to not letting him go, and that was his inexplicable hostility towards Xiao Nan.

Just having a meal is not as serious as he said, of course Li Yiming didn't want to listen to him, so he got angry with him and went directly with Xiao Nan.

It turned out that the night was too noisy. After the dinner, a few people went directly to the ktv to reserve a room. Inside, they were so drunk that they were crying and howling. Li Yiming also played crazy. He lost his IQ when he touched alcohol, and was coaxed by a bunch of people. Truth or dare, the result can be imagined, he always loses, after telling the truth a few times, someone proposes to let him take a risk, and let him kiss a man present.

As soon as this proposal came out, the audience exploded. There were people who patted the table and whistled. Everyone looked like they were waiting for a good show to see who he would choose.

In fact, Li Yiming had already drank a lot at that time, and his mind was like a paste. He didn't know which of the many faces in front of him was which, so he set his target on the person closest to him.

Xiao Nan didn't expect him to choose him at the time, and felt a little excited for a while. Seeing this little cutie blushing and drunkenly looking for his mouth, his heart was pounding so hard that it was about to explode into fireworks.

The people next to him don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement. Although they usually like to make jokes about the two of them, the scene of two men kissing together like this is really explosive...

So the audience erupted into excitement and applauded, waiting for the moment when they kissed each other, Xiao Nan's excited palms were sweating, and he hugged his waist, watching that he was about to meet him in the next second, and he was dyed bright red by alcohol. Soft lips.