I just like the way you die

Except for Niu Niu who always calls his uncle wrong, he speaks very clearly at other times.In particular, he quite likes Shen Mi, and the word aunt is even more crisp and bright, and there is no possibility of homophony at all.

Xu Jingyang was stunned immediately, he had already taught this kid, and today he met Shen Mi and wanted to call Uncle Shen, for this reason, he risked his old waist and rode Niu Niu for half an hour - the wind was too strong outside, his mother would not let Niu Niu ride Go out and play with the little marshmallows.Obviously this kid nodded sharply at that time, why did he change it as soon as we met.

Standing there, his first reaction was to deny it, and he said to Zhang Jun and the others, "This kid is yelling nonsense, don't take it seriously."

After all, they are a bunch of buddies, they hang out together all the year round, who can Xu Jingyang's little tricks fool?Almost immediately, the guys headed by Zhang Jun made an expression like you are lying to someone, and Zhang Jun also said, "I said, why haven't you been looking for us recently? It turns out that you have an owner, so tell me earlier."

Xu Jingyang only felt that this matter was difficult to deal with. His father had to know that if he leaked this matter, would he think that he was forcing the palace on purpose, or would he be so angry that he would directly deal with him?He hurriedly begged Shen Mi for mercy.

Shen Mi was actually quite surprised, who would have thought that Niu Niu was so deeply rooted!But he was calmer than Xu Jingyang, because at that time he chose a corner just to see Xu Jingyang, and now he heard no one but Xu Jingyang's friends, so he didn't think it would be too bad.

Zhang Jun joked with Xu Jingyang, and he accepted it casually, "This matter is being worked on, so it's hard for Yang Yang to say. Since you are his brothers, please help keep it secret and wait for the matter to be completed. I promise to thank you Everyone."

What do Xu Jingyang's brothers do, for example, Li Wei, he is a young man squeezed by his elder brother, he is only working in the company at home, and has no right to speak.For example, Zhang Jun, he is the only son, and now he is facing the same situation as Xu Jingyang, that is, his father is powerful enough and he is incompetent, and the Chinese will start a family and start a business. His father let him get married first when he saw that he was incompetent. Recently, he came back from his honeymoon and was already in a state of being crazily squeezed. State, going crazy.

Therefore, for them, Shen Mi - a person who can start from nothing no matter how old they are. Although they can't say that they are walking side by side with their parents, but they still have enough right to speak. It is actually a bit flattering to call them brothers and sisters. of.

Zhang Jun immediately felt a little embarrassed, and quickly said, "Shen..." Under Xu Jingyang's stare, he immediately chose a safer name, "Brother Shen Mi, you are too polite, don't worry about this matter." , we promise not to. Are we, nigga?"

If the next two or three will not give Shen Mi face, they should be right away.

Only then did Xu Jingyang breathe a sigh of relief, and then saw his father looking over here, and said quickly, "Okay, let's go, what are you doing here."

As he said that, he turned his head and glanced at Shen Mi, which meant that I was leaving first, and waited for Shen Mi to nod before going outside with Niu Niu in his arms, for fear that his father would see this way.He pinched Niuniu's little nose as he walked, and asked him quietly, "Didn't you promise me to call me Uncle Shen? Why did you change your mind again?"

Niu Niu is wearing a small suit today, don't mention how energetic he is.He was originally looking left and right in Xu Jingyang's arms, but when he heard about this, he lay down straight forward, hugged Xu Jingyang's neck with both hands, buried his head in his shoulders, and fell silent.

This is cheating.

There are so many people at the moment, it's hard for Xu Jingyang to reason with him carefully, but he knew that this kid could understand, so he told him, "Sleep with uncle tonight, uncle has something to tell you."

Niu Niu hugged him tighter, probably knowing that he was causing trouble, this kid actually secretly kissed Xu Jingyang, Xu Jingyang is a nephew, he was bribed with one bite, and he was so beautiful immediately, his voice couldn't bear it Stay gentle and call him, "Little villain."

The little villain called a cricket in a low voice.Xu Jingyang was speechless immediately, and when he passed by the dining table, he brought a small cake for others, and when he arrived at the place, he began to feed Niu Niu.

But Zhang Jun and the others followed Xu Jingyang to the side.But is it a bad friend? How could he not say anything after knowing such a big secret, Zhang Jun said, "I thought at first, among our few good friends, Li Wei is the most blessed. Look at Jia Xiaoni, Good looks, good family background, and the most important thing is ability, so Li Wei will not have to worry about it in the future. I never thought that our Yangyang family is the most blessed, and it is hidden."

Xu Jingyang was very proud when he heard it, it was not only a compliment to Shen Mi's ability, but also a compliment to his vision.

Who knew that Zhang Jun would say later, "It's called stupid people have stupid blessings." After he finished speaking, he patted Xu Jingyang's head and sighed like an elder, "God is always fair, If a person lacks something, he must be compensated.”

Xu Jingyang immediately became angry. This dead Zhang Jun gave him a hard look, and wanted to go back ironically. Unexpectedly, those guys, including Li Wei, all had such expressions. Li Wei also said Sentence, "So guys, you must keep your mouth shut this time. It's not easy for this guy to have someone. We can't hold back, can we?"

He was so angry, but he didn't seem to have anything to refute, after all, in his own mind, he wasn't very smart.In the end, I can only say to others, "You are naked and jealous!"

But this rebuttal, like the drizzle in spring, has a fart.Anyway, by the time the party was over, he had already been laughed at by his bad friends all night, and he was relieved when he waited to send people away.At this moment, Shen Mi left early to avoid suspicion, but before leaving, he sent a WeChat message saying that he would video with him later. He was thinking about this, so he hugged the sleepy Niu Niu and said to his mother, "I'll go Lou rests first, Niu Niu sleeps with me."

As a result, his mother nodded perfunctorily, and then asked him, "Have you seen your uncle? Why haven't I seen anyone all night?" Xu Jingyang remembered that not only did he not see his uncle, but neither did Lu Yi. on.When he thought of Lu Yi's ability to beat people with his bare hands, he suddenly had a bad feeling that his uncle would not be treated by Lu Yi.

But he couldn't say anything about it, he could only tell his mother, "I'll ask him on the phone."

After speaking, he carried Niu Niu upstairs, and after putting Niu Niu on the bed, he called Xu Shan.The phone did work, but no one answered.After thinking about it, he was finally worried, so he called again, but now someone answered, his uncle's voice was extremely hoarse, and he said, "I'm fine, you should go to bed early. I'll be back in a while. "

Then he hung up without saying anything.

That voice doesn't sound right!Xu Jingyang's little head had uncontrollable guesses, but he wasn't sure, but he called his mother anyway.Xu Shan has always been unreliable, and has been floating outside all year round. After hearing this, his mother didn't say anything, so she told Xu Jingyang and Niu Niu to stop making trouble, and went to bed early, so she didn't say anything.

Shen Mi should still be driving at this moment, and Xu Jingyang didn't bother him, so he sent him a WeChat message saying that he was waiting for him and asked him to send a video invitation to himself when he got home.Then I went to the bathroom to fill the water, stripped the cows, and took the mobile phone to bathe the little guy.

Niu Niu became lively now, writhing in his arms like a worm, and even discussed with him, "Don't wash your hair."

This kid is good at everything, but there is one thing, probably because he was fascinated by shampoo before, and he is very resistant to washing his hair, and he has to talk about conditions every time.Xu Jingyang hugged him into the bathroom, put him in the bathtub, put him on a swimming ring, and reasoned with him by the way, "It's too dirty not to wash your hair. I don't want to sleep with dirty children. That's right," he said. He began to turn over old accounts, "You haven't fulfilled what you promised me today, so how dare you give me terms?"

Niu Niu was already able to jump in the water, and when he heard this, he went to the side far away from Xu Jingyang.As soon as Xu Jingyang looked at him, he knew that this kid was running away again.He hurriedly grabbed his little fleshy arm, the guy probably had itches, he laughed happily and called the crickets to beg for mercy.Xu Jingyang refused to give up. Fortunately, today he called in front of Zhang Jun and Li Wei. If he called in front of others, he wouldn't be able to hide it at all. Although he really wanted to become a regular, he still cared about his parents He doesn't want this kind of external forced correction.

He pulled the kid back, nodded his little nose and said, "Don't run away, Niuniu, tell uncle, why are you called auntie!"

Probably because his father always whipped him whenever something happened, so Xu Jingyang was very non-violent. He always felt that although Niu Niu was small, it was not incomprehensible, so he always asked people why.

Niu Niu still didn't want to talk about it, so Xu Jingyang said to him, "I know Niu Niu must have a reason, please tell uncle, or uncle is really angry. Do you know what it means to be very angry? It's just very unhappy. I don't want to wash with you. The head is the same." He also made a non-smiling expression.

Xu Jingyang is good-looking and has a smiling face. Niu Niu probably has never seen him like this before, so he was shocked all of a sudden.He was still laughing just now, but now he stopped laughing, the chubby face was aggrieved, and then a huge tear fell into the water.

Where did Xu Jingyang think that this would scare the child, he himself was startled, and immediately felt extremely distressed, and he didn't care about the water, so he hurriedly hugged the little fat child, and coaxed him, "Don't Don’t be afraid, uncle is not angry, uncle is just acting like a fool, don’t cry.”

Niu Niu twitched in his arms, clutching his collar tightly with his small hands, and only then said, "Crickets like it."

If Shen Mi guessed that Xu Jingyang's expression was unique, then Xu Jingyang guessed Niuniu's meaning was also unique. This is half and half, and most people don't understand what it means, but Xu Jingyang immediately understood that Niuniu said that his name is usually Shen Aunt Mi Xu Jingyang was happy, that's why he called her face to face.

Having said that, Xu Jingyang's heart felt extremely uncomfortable, wishing he could slap himself twice.If he hadn't said something about aunt in front of Niu Niu, how could Niu Niu know that he was called Shen Mi.If he didn't make videos for Shen Mi to watch, how would the child know that he likes to hear him called aunt?It's nothing to do with the child, it's his fault, why should he blame the child.

He hurriedly hugged the boy and apologized, "Niu Niu is right, uncle is wrong, can uncle apologize to you?"

Niu Niu is easy to coax, I don't know if he understands the apology, anyway, seeing that Xu Jingyang's expression is normal, he will be fine, but he refuses to let go of him, so he said, "Come together, uncle."

Xu Jingyang knew that this kid wanted him to take a bath with him, so why would he refuse, besides, he was wet, so he quickly agreed, and then put him in the bathtub, stripped himself off and went in In the water, I took off Niu Niu's swimming ring, and played with him while taking a bath.

So, when Shen Mi finally arrived home and sent a video invitation to Xu Jingyang, the first thing he saw was his little rabbit lying in the bathtub, except for the important parts that were covered by Niu Niu. The beautiful neck, white belly and slender legs are all exposed.This kid didn't feel that he was being watched, so he held his phone high and said to him, "Brother Shen, I want to take a bath with Niu Niu, so I can only chat with you like this, don't mind me. "

Not minding, Shen Mi couldn't help taking a deep breath, he didn't mind at all.

He's just... in winter and wants to take a cold bath.