I just like the way you die

Xu Jingyang's uncle, Xu Shan, was the one that his mother had the most troublesome existence before Xu Jingyang grew up.After all, Xu Jingyang just doesn't study well, but he is usually obedient and obedient, very caring.At that time, Xu Shan was already facing a major problem - he was old enough to get married, and as his parents had passed away, Xu Xiaorong was worried about Xu Shan's sister who was the closest blood relative in the world.

But it was of no use at all.

As his uncle, he was not born to be restrained.He is actually considered a top student, much better than the school his mother graduated from. When he first graduated, his mother wanted him to return to the company to help and take care of him because he was the only younger brother.His uncle naturally refused, and then his mother made another request. It's okay not to come to the company, but to find a job in the capital, so that he can see him often.

As a result, his uncle directly signed a contract and went to Africa.His mother was almost scared to death, okay? Three phone calls a day didn't help. His uncle was very firm and had no choice but to give up.

I went and went, and my mother came back after thinking about it for a few years, and I just happened to marry a wife at that time.As a result, his uncle resigned after working for three years, and has been traveling around since then, not to mention all over the country, even all over the world.I heard that there are a lot of crimes outside, such as climbing a mountain and breaking my arm, being robbed halfway and robbing all my money, etc., but I never tell my mother that every time it is the Chinese New Year, my mother kills me in a row When he was screaming, he was willing to come back, and then he was discovered by his mother.

Then his family was like a chicken flying dog jumping, his mother reprimanded him while feeling distressed, so that Xu Shan could feel at ease, get married and have children early, and don't go out every day and die.In the end, he returned without success every time. His uncle is 38 this year, and he is still a bachelor. He has no intention of marrying a wife at all.

In his uncle's words, how comfortable it is to be alone!

In fact, Xu Jingyang liked Xu Shan very much when he was a child.After all, he is handsome, has a funny conversation, and always likes to tell stories from all over the world.He was stupid back then, and his uncle believed everything he said. He believed that elementary school students in Tibet rode yaks to school, and he also believed that in the primeval forest, there were really mature animals that came down the mountain to repay their kindness. He believed it. His uncle had seen aliens and visited the spaceship and felt that it was not as good as home and came back.

Not only did he believe it, but what he believed was very solid, and he even shared it with other children.As a result, I knew it naturally, and I laughed to death every time.

Of course, this was all when he was a child, and when he got older, his uncle's level of making up lies increased day by day, and he no longer had to lie to him with such lies that sounded false, and always told him some scientific judgments that seemed true and false, such as targeting his head. Stupid, what his uncle said is that the more beautiful a child is, the more stupid his head is, God is fair, your brother is smart, he looks average.You see your dad is amazing, he is not as good as normal.You see, your mother and I are pretty good-looking, but our brains are not as good as theirs.

Silly Rabbit was quite flattered at that time, and when his father was about to hit someone with a feather duster when he was at the bottom of the final exam, he talked about this nonsense and said plausibly, "God has decided, It doesn’t work for me to study.” Then his dad not only gave him a good slap, but also stuck a note on his forehead and wrote a letter——I’m a little fool.

When he came back last year, his uncle still held a broken arm and said that he was honored to be injured in fighting three gangsters. He believed it immediately, and praised his uncle's quality for a while, but then his mother exposed it—— - His uncle was drunk and rolled downstairs by himself.

Normally, Xu Jingyang wouldn't bother to talk to him, and he would save himself from being cheated all the time. What's more, today, he was in a bad mood, so he didn't talk to him at all. He called his uncle politely, turned around and went upstairs to annoy himself. .

On the other hand, Xu Shan, under the serial bombardment by Xu Xiaorong and Xu Nian, has put all his energy on his silly nephew, and said to his sister, "Sister, don't guess, I didn't do anything wrong, I just met someone, it's annoying He's always following me, I'm hiding from him. Don't worry. What's wrong with our Yangyang, why don't you pay attention to me? Oh, I haven't seen him for more than half a year. I really want to. I'll go and see .”

Then Xu Xiaorong completely suppressed her. Her son is on a blind date. Xu Shan is a diehard who never gets married. He can say that his stupid son is cheated by him every time. What if he bewitches him What should I do if I don't have a blind date?She stared at Xu Shan viciously and said, "Since it's fine, you just stay at home for two days. Let me tell you, don't tell Yang Yang that it's useless to marry a wife. I'm going to hear it. Be careful..."

She waved her hand, Xu Shan laughed, and said to his sister, "Sister, hitting me with your hand is like a mosquito bite, you still..."

Xu Xiaorong couldn't beat him, but she was too good at dealing with him, so she hugged her chest and said coldly, "Then just spread the news of your return!"

Xu Shan's expression changed immediately, and he quickly stopped, "Sister, you are my own sister, I dare not, absolutely not."

Only then did Xu Xiaorong nod her head, as if she had spared him, and told him, "Go wash up and go to bed early." Then she went upstairs to find Xu Jingyang.

Xu Jingyang is depressed right now.

Shen Mi probably saw that he was unhappy, and just sent a video invitation, saying that he wanted to talk to him.Xu Jingyang was not in the mood at the moment, so he refused.

This is the first time he has rejected Shen Mi, he is really reluctant to part with it, but there is nothing he can do about it, Shen Mi is so smart, and his own brain is not good, what if he accidentally speaks out.

It's not his fault, in his heart, Shen Mi is that kind of child from other people's family - not a hypocrite like Yu Jun, but a real good-looking, capable and good-natured person.Such a person, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that it was impossible to like him, but he seemed to realize that he really liked him as soon as he opened his eyes, and his worried rabbit ears were completely stuck to his head.

When Xu Xiaorong came in, she saw her silly son lying on the bed, not knowing what to think, that was called depressed.Xu Xiaorong felt distressed when she saw it, and quickly asked Xu Jingyang, "My dear son, what's the matter, didn't you go out well? Didn't you talk well?"

Xu Jingyang couldn't tell his mother about it, so he could only deal with it, "That's it!" He scratched his head, turned over and sat up, thought for a while and chatted casually with his mother, "Anyway, Mom, this It's not appropriate, you're wasting your time, I want to go to bed early, but I don't feel like I've had enough sleep yet."

His family's silly sons are all silly and happy, Xu Xiaorong rarely sees him like this, and immediately feels distressed, and it's not easy to ask in depth, so he can only answer first, "Okay, you go to bed quickly."

Xu Jingyang felt that his mother was really nice, so he agreed without asking, and couldn't help being coquettish with his mother, "I'm fine, mom, don't worry. I..." He thought for a while and finally revealed, "I'm just I think it might not be suitable for a blind date, Mom, don't arrange it for me recently."

Xu Xiaorong now has a conclusion in her heart, it must be stimulated tonight.Xu Jingyang didn't mean to say anything, and she was reluctant to ask more, so she nodded, "Okay, then take your time, we are not in a hurry. Let me bring Niu Niu here, he has been looking for you for a long time."

Xu Jingyang nodded when he thought that Niu Niu could still hear him mumbling.When Xu Xiaorong went out, she arranged for Aunt Zhang to carry Niu Niu to Xu Jingyang. After standing by the way, she called Zhou Tian's mother. As far as Zhou Tian's mother knows best, you must be right to ask her!

As a result, as soon as the call came, Zhou Tian's mother felt very guilty, and said to her without beginning and end, "I didn't say hello to this matter, that damn girl knows everything in her heart and just doesn't say anything, I apologize to you !" The latter was probably embarrassing, and he said a bunch of things like bringing gifts to Xu Jingyang, which probably meant apologizing.Xu Xiaorong couldn't find out if she asked again. Obviously, she didn't mean to say what was going on, so Xu Xiaorong could only hang up the phone first.

Niu Niu sat on the plane all night last night and was already tired of it. Today, he refused to sleep during the day, so he made a fuss all afternoon, but now he was very sleepy. As soon as he entered Xu Jingyang's arms, he immediately began to act coquettishly. The crickets screamed softly, not to mention how pitiful they are.Xu Jingyang doesn't have time to think about his own affairs right now, so he can only concentrate on taking care of Niu Niu.This guy is exhausting and exhausting. He needs to drink milk and listen to stories. When he falls asleep, Xu Jingyang also falls asleep from exhaustion.

As for how he likes Shen Mi, he has no time to think about it.

Then in the middle of the night, he was awakened by a dream.He dreamed that Shen Mi knew what was on his mind, and Shen Mi told him very severely that he didn't like boys like him who had only faces but no connotations. He was so melancholy that he was about to cry.When he woke up, he couldn't fall asleep. He was reading WeChat with his mobile phone. Brother Shen sent him a lot of messages, and he was shocked when he saw it.

After all, Shen Mi didn't know that Xu Jingyang's mind had opened up, and he was afraid that if he said too much, he would scare away the little rabbit, and he was afraid that the little rabbit would not be able to vent his anger if he was not positive in admitting his mistakes.I was so worried about him, I went back and thought about it for a long time, and finally sent a WeChat message.He first admitted his mistake, saying that he shouldn't be pretentious, and then he admitted his mistake, saying that he shouldn't have talked to Zhou Tian and neglected the little rabbit, and he promised that he would never do it again.Finally, a solution was given - he had already given Zhou Tian the contact information of the so-called entrepreneurs, and deleted Zhou Tian's WeChat, promising not to contact each other in the future.Finally, I told him that I wanted to come to the gate of his community tomorrow morning to pick him up for dinner.

Probably out of urgency, this guy actually used the emoji that Xu Jingyang had sent him: "O(∩_∩)O, can Yang Yang do it?"

After a while, I probably found that he didn't reply, so I sent another message, "(#^.^#)Yangyang, are you watching?"

After a while, I probably knew that Xu Jingyang must not have watched it, so I could only make up my mind, even if I was chased and beaten by Xu Nian, I had to wait, "(*^◎^*) Yangyang, go to bed early, I Waiting for you at your door in the morning, don't forget."

Xu Jingyang was very angry at the beginning, but after half of his opening, he was actually guilty and worried.He originally thought that Shen Mi was too good to like him, but now he saw that Shen Mi deleted Zhou Tian's WeChat because of him, and that such a serious person actually imitated his use of expressions. I feel that Shen Mi is too good, his hands are almost out of control, and I want to reply immediately: I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you, I am willing, don't talk about eating breakfast, just drink the northwest wind!

Unfortunately, he is cowardly.

He was afraid that if he missed Shen Mi, he would ignore him, so Xu Jingyang simply got up to tidy up, gave Niu Niu to Aunt Zhang to take care of, and ran away before dawn.When he arrived in the yard, he looked up, and unexpectedly saw that his uncle's room was lit, and the window was open in such a cold day, and his restless uncle was sitting on the window sill smoking a cigarette.

He looked up, uncle looked down, and the two looked at each other.Xu Jingyang didn't want to talk about this issue with his uncle who didn't tell the truth, so he shrank his neck and slipped away.

Xu Shan: ... As for it?I didn't lie to you this time either.

Xu Jingyang, on the other hand, was afraid of disturbing his parents by driving, so he went directly to take a taxi, and the places he could go were limited, only Li Wei's house.So, at four o'clock in the morning, Li Wei was woken up again in his sleep. This time it was worse than last time. Before he got angry, Xu Jingyang said, "I'm at the gate of your community, come and pick me up, I want Frozen to death!" Li Wei was speechless, so he could only put on his clothes resignedly and took his own down jacket, trembling, and brought Xu Jingyang back.

Li Wei's parents, brother and sister-in-law were all there, and the two of them didn't dare to speak when they entered the room. He didn't ask until he closed the door of Li Wei's room, "What are you doing here at this hour? Don't tell me you miss me." Alright, dude is sleepy."

Xu Jingyang called three times before getting through, and now he was shivering from the cold, so he went directly to his bed.Li Wei climbed up and guessed, "Could it be that you got into trouble again, and your father beat you again?"

Xu Jingyang sucked his red nose, and told his good friends about his small troubles very depressedly, "Weiwei, let me tell you a secret, I found out that I fell in love with a man, what should I do?"

Li Wei's hand to lift the quilt suddenly stopped, seeing the warm quilt, he was a little afraid to enter, and looked at Xu Jingyang in disbelief, "Yangyang, you didn't come to confess your love to me, did you? Let me tell you, I only like Jia Xiaoni!"

Xu Jingyang kicked him down.