I just like the way you die

Niu Niu's bed-wetting skills are simply perfect. After the first time, Xu Jingyang took Shen Mi and moved to another room to sleep, but he only persisted for another two hours, and then swam in the sea again.

It's already 05:30 in the morning, Xu Jingyang is drooping with rabbit ears, three hairs on his head, wrapped in a pajamas, holding Niu Niu in his arms, who is sleeping after peeing the bed, sitting on the bed in another guest room. Yawning, because I was too sleepy, tears came out.

When Shen Mi saw it, it was funny and heartbroken. This guy refused to sleep no matter what he said, he insisted on waiting until dawn to buy diapers for Niu Niu. In his words, "It's better to be flooded by sea twice in one night It’s going on.” He persuaded softly, “It’s almost the same, he drinks as much water at night, and he can’t wet the bed anymore.”

As soon as this Xu Jingyang was mentioned, there was something to say, the three hairs on his head were shaking, and he said very well, "Impossible, this kid didn't drink so much water this afternoon, he must have drunk it while soaking in the hot spring, Otherwise, where did so much pee come from. Heh..." He yawned again as he spoke.

But even though this guy said very seriously and was very angry, he himself suffered a lot. Shen Mi felt that the little rabbit had never suffered such a crime in his life.But Niu Niu was very gentle when he met Niu Niu, he tapped Niu Niu's small forehead with his slender white fingers, and said, "Little slicker, little villain, you are avenging your father, you know how to torment your uncle .”

Niu Niu was sound asleep, how could he know this, he was probably too comfortable in Xu Jingyang's arms, and he arched inward like a little piggy, and then he stretched his hands into his clothes neatly, touching his chest !

Shen Mi saw with his own eyes that the little rabbit's ears stood up suddenly, looking frightened, but soon pulled them down again, allowing Niu Niu to touch them.This kid looks like a child, but he is actually very responsible. For the sake of Niu Niu, he has suffered almost everything.

He beckoned and said, "Then don't sit still, come and lean for a while."

Xu Jingyang was indeed extremely tired, and moved over while holding Niu Niu, and leaned against Shen Mi, although he said he was not going to sleep, but he was too sleepy after all, and fell asleep again within 2 minutes.Shen Mi covered the older one and tucked the younger one in the quilt, he was extremely busy.

At this moment, Niu Niu really didn't pee. Xu Jingyang didn't wake up until the sun shone on his butt.Niu Niu was no longer in his arms, and Xu Jingyang was blinded for a while, feeling that his chest and back were empty, and he couldn't get used to it.After a few seconds, he realized that he climbed out of bed and looked out the window, thinking that Shen Mi would take Niu Niu to the hot spring, but there was no one in the hot spring pool.

These two guys won't run out to play.

He yawned and went downstairs, and then saw Shen Mi holding Niu Niu in one hand, and frying eggs in the other hand, the eggs were fried in oil and slightly burnt, thinking of throwing them into his nose, his stomach could not help but growl up.It was Niu Niu who discovered him first, turned his head and called loudly, "Cricket."

Only then did Shen Mi turn around, looking at his drowsy state, he said, "Go wash up, breakfast is almost ready. After eating, let's go to the supermarket to buy something for Niu Niu."

Xu Jingyang immediately uttered an oh and ran upstairs.He was hungry, and he thought it was too important for Niu Niu to wear diapers, so he washed it after three times, changed his clothes and went out, but found that something was missing, a mobile phone.

Yesterday, in order to avoid his father, he sent WeChat to his mother and Shen Mi, and then turned off the phone, because he was so happy to play, and then he was with Shen Mi again, and he didn't feel bored at all, so he completely forgot about the mobile phone ——Speaking of which, since he got to know Shen Mi, he hasn't even updated his Weibo very much. Many fans look forward to his return every day on the Internet.

After thinking about it, he went to his own room. The room was in a mess, because the cows wet the bed, and the quilt was thrown away. It was like a melee for three days and three nights. If Li Wei was there, he must have thought wrong again.After searching for a long time, he found that the phone had been kicked under the bed, and he was kneeling on the ground holding his slippers. He managed to get the phone out panting and turned it on, and the messages came in crackling.

First, it belonged to his father, who asked him where he was and why the phone was turned off.There are many.

Then it was fucking, first asked him what trouble he caused, where he went, and how is Niu Niu.Later, he was told to lift the alert and let him take Niu Niu home early today.Then at the end, his mother sent a WeChat message, saying that you should not come back and play outside for two days.

Xu Jingyang's rabbit ears stood up suddenly, this is wrong, his mother said it was done, it was done, but she never missed it, it is impossible for his father to suddenly go back on his word.Moreover, he is different from his brother. His brother has been excellent since he was a child, and he always has to participate in competitions, study abroad, etc. He is not at home, but he is at home every day. His mother can't think about him every day when he doesn't see him, and there is Niu Niu. How could it be possible for a little cheat to keep him from going home?

Is something wrong?

Xu Jingyang immediately called his mother.Xu Xiaorong was actually thinking carefully, whether she was selfish or ruthless, those two were her precious son and the other was her precious grandson, no outsider's children could kiss them.If what Yu Jun said yesterday was true, she would still have sympathy, but it was all false, she just became more and more disappointed.

To prevent Xu Jingyang and the others from coming back, she wanted Xu Jingyang and Niu Niu to develop a relationship. After all, Niu Niu is the closest to him now, so it is best to forget Yu Jun as soon as possible. Temper, knowing that Yu Jun is going to move in, is not crazy.If possible, it would be better not to meet each other until the formalities are completed. Of course, this is just a luxury.

So when I answered the phone, I heard my son ask if something happened at home?She just said, "Hey, hey, whatever happened, it's okay." She asked again, "Where are you, how was Niu Niu yesterday, did you get him?"

Xu Jingyang didn't know that his parents were wary of Shen Mi, so he told him about watching the children with Shen Mi in the hot spring.

What does Shen Mi want to do?Xu Xiaorong blurted out and wanted to ask, but she was afraid of being alarmed, so she endured it and changed the phrase, "Why is Shen Mi free?" Xu Jingyang said naturally, "I called, I told you to invite Brother Shen to come here Those who are soaking in hot springs are ahead of time. Mom, you don’t know, Big Brother Shen is very good at coaxing children, and he can also cook. With him around, I can make a big deal.”

When he talked about Niu Niu, he started to laugh, and said haha, "Mom, your grandson is a pee. Brother Shen scrapped all his handmade suits as soon as he came here. He even drew two big maps last night. Me and Shen Big Brother didn’t fall asleep until he moved to the third room.”

They share a room!Xu Xiaorong's heart was aroused, but she just told Xu Jingyang not to come back after playing for two more days, and she couldn't change her words now. While thinking about what to do, she laughed and said, "Don't bother Shen Mi all the time, he I’m busy. Besides, what’s wrong with cow urine, when you were a child, you used to urinate in your dad’s neck, you urinate every time you sit, and you cry when you don’t let you sit, why don’t you say it?”

Xu Jingyang: (⊙o⊙)...he still has this time?

Xu Xiaorong turned her head around, and finally came up with a solution. The grandson can be raised slowly, and the son should not be abducted, so she put Yu Jun on top, "Yangyang, mom is calling to tell you something," She told Balabala what happened yesterday, and by the way, she also told her father's plan, "So, he might move in today. Don't make trouble, just treat it as a formality."

It would be strange if Xu Jingyang didn't blow up.He jumped up almost directly, yelling, "Why does he move in, what does he want to do? Not even temporarily. I feel disgusted when I see him, I don't agree."

Xu Xiaorong breathed a sigh of relief, and just said, "It's fixed, don't make a fuss." For the sake of effect, she hung up the phone after speaking.

Xu Jingyang has become a red-eyed rabbit, and when he looked up, he saw Shen Mi standing at the door holding Niu Niu. Shen Mi came up to ask him to eat, and after hearing a few sentences, his heart ached when he looked like that, so he came over and hugged him directly. In his arms, "What a big deal, how can you be in such a hurry."

Xu Jingyang said aggrievedly, "My brother has nothing to do with him, it has something to do with moving in, even if it's fake to fool him, I'm also wronged. I'm not doing it for myself, my brother is innocent, why should he blame him. He sniffled, and resting his head on Shen Mi's shoulder, he felt a warm and reliable feeling, and said everything in his heart, "It's not because I have trouble with him, of course I have trouble with him in the first place, I just No. Brother Shen, do you understand?"

"Understood!" Shen Mi understands too well, he can understand Xu Nian's actions, and he calculated that this was to make Yu Jun suffer so much that he couldn't tell, so he solved the matter quietly, but he felt sorry for Xu Jingyang even more, for the sake of the little rabbit , he will not stand idly by.

The little rabbit said anxiously, "I want to go back now."

Shen Mi didn't have any doubts, since he wanted to help, he had to go back, so he nodded, "It's not a few minutes, we'll leave after dinner." Xu Jingyang nodded repeatedly, but when he looked up from Shen Mi's arms At that time, I saw Niu Niu staring at him curiously with wide-eyed eyes. Before Xu Jingyang could speak, the stinky boy shaved his face with his fingers and said, "Cricket, shame!"

Xu Jingyang reached out and pinched his little nose, "Stinky bull!"

Seeing that the two little ones were still making trouble, Shen Mi knew it was nothing serious.After coaxing one big and one small to eat, I went to the nearby supermarket to buy diapers for Niu Niu to put on to prevent him from drawing a map on his car, and then drove back to the capital.When he got to the gate of his community, he saw Xu Xiaorong standing there waiting, Xu Jingyang looked puzzled, it was so cold in November, what the hell was he doing here.

Shen Mi knew it well, waited for the car to stop, and then got off.

Xu Jingyang still wanted to go in with his mother, but Shen Mi was very knowledgeable, and told Xu Jingyang, "It's too cold outside, you go in first with Niu Niu in your arms, I'm looking at him and he's a little hungry. I'll talk to Auntie." Xu Jingyang is not an idiot either, seeing his mother agree with that, he knows they have something to say, but what are they talking about?He had some doubts and it was hard to ask, so he could only suppress his heart, and before leaving, he told Shen Mi, "Yesterday I was busy working in the middle of the night and didn't take a hot spring. I will invite you to go next time."

Shen Mi naturally agreed, in Xu Xiaorong's eyes, she was simply too helpless.

Waiting for Xu Jingyang to enter, Xu Xiaorong wanted to talk about it, but she heard Shen Mi explain first, "Yangyang sent me a WeChat message and address, and then turned off the phone. I was really worried, so I rushed over immediately Yes. I have been taking care of Niu Niu with him yesterday. Don’t worry about anything else. I’m not someone who took advantage of the opportunity. I also promised Uncle Xu that if Yang Yang didn’t mean it, I would respect him. Don’t worry, what are we doing? Neither can happen."

Xu Xiaorong's worries disappeared. Of course, the more Shen Mi was like this, the more she felt, why didn't she make Yang Yang into a girl? It's really hard to find a son-in-law like Shen Mi. Politeness will also coax children to do housework, the most important thing is to hurt others!

In the end, Shen Mi had an even bigger surprise for her, "I know what you and Uncle Xu have planned for Niu Niu. I agree with your approach of not making a fuss, but I think it is not suitable for that person to live in. I know this matter is also difficult." , why not leave it to me, I will discuss with Uncle Xu, and this matter will be settled as soon as possible. Similarly," he begged, "No matter what attitude Yang Yang treats Yu Jun, I hope you will not be angry, Yang Yang He is very protective of his brother, and he can't accept Yu Jun taking advantage of his brother like this. And Uncle Xu's stick education, it's best..."

He didn't explain something clearly, but the meaning is too clear-I protect Xu Jingyang, I will do whatever he wants, don't beat him.

Xu Xiaorong looked at Shen Mi, and felt that the regret of not giving birth to a girl was even greater, why wasn't it a girl, obviously the B-ultrasound was a girl, why did it finally turn around.But she is willing to solve it as soon as possible. Even though there is a feeling that the density is getting deeper and deeper into their home, she still nodded, "You can discuss it with your uncle. Yangyang, don't worry."

Only then did Shen Mi thank you and leave.

Only then did Xu Xiaorong slowly walk in the door, and as soon as she entered, she found Xu Jingyang sitting on the sofa, and when she saw her, she said seriously with a straight face, "Mom, let me tell you, I'm going to be a dude these days, if If you want to fight, let my dad write down the last piece to fight."