I just like the way you die

Xu Shan was obviously stimulated by Xu Jingyang, or in other words, he was stimulated by a little guy who he didn't even look up to before. After all, not long ago, this guy was a blank slate who didn't understand anything - no love experience, I don't even know what the bridal chamber is for, no matter how I look at it, I am a noob.

So, that night, Xu Shan came back.

Xu Jingyang was quite worried, but it was not easy to tell his mother that he had committed a crime. When he bathed Niu Niu at night, he could only make indirect remarks and ask his mother if he knew where his uncle had gone.His mother directed him to coax Niu Niu with the little yellow duck, washed his hair and said, "It is said that a friend came over and won't come back at night, so don't worry!" Niu Niu began to twist before he finished speaking. I can't wait to struggle out of Xu Jingyang's hands.Xu Xiaorong lowered her head to coax Niu Niu again, "Be good, grandma is careful, she won't get lost in her eyes, be good."

Niu Niu obviously didn't believe it, this guy already had a lot of strength, now he was thumping, Xu Jingyang's clothes were wet immediately.He simply didn't do anything, just hugged the kid in his arms, bit his ear and said, "Dare to pounce on me, don't try to escape right now." Then he said to his mother, "I'm holding you, hurry up Let's wash."

Xu Xiaorong quickly applied the shampoo on Niu Niu, and coaxed her to pretend to smell it and said, "Oh, it smells so good. After washing, our Niu Niu will be a sweet-smelling child."

Niu Niu is wronged, his face is wrinkled, his eyes are shining, he almost cried.Xu Jingyang couldn't bear to look at it, so he could only lower his head and kiss this guy's little face again, agreeing with his mother, "I said, why is it so fragrant, Mom, this is the new shampoo I bought last time, I specially picked it the one."

This is true, Niu Niu really doesn't want to wash his hair, Xu Jingyang thought about his stinking, so he specially picked this peach scent, which smells very good.As he spoke, he freed one hand to wipe some foam from the top of Niu Niu's head, put it on the tip of Niu Niu's nose, and asked him to smell it, probably because the fragrance really suits his appetite, this guy not only stopped making trouble, but actually Opening his mouth to eat, Xu Jingyang was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his hand.

Then, while pinching his fat arms, he coaxed him, "It smells good. After washing, little daddy will take you to let the whole family smell it. They will definitely praise you."

This is probably a bit convincing, Niu Niu sniffed, finally stopped making noise, and even held the duckling, and sat down obediently.It made Xu Xiaorong dumbfounded, she nodded his little head and said, "Little stinky beauty!" Then she finished the rest of Xu Shan's words, "I see that you have something to do here, and I don't want him to just drift away like this Well, I said it several times recently, probably because I was in a hurry, and he went out to relax. It’s okay, let’s think about it for himself, at such an old age, he looks smart, but he is actually an idiot.”

Xu Jingyang didn't want his mother to take the blame, so he quickly said what he had persuaded in the afternoon, and his mother said as usual, "It's the same as what you say, but he just can't figure it out, let him wait for a while."

Xu Jingyang had no choice but to shut up.

After taking a shower and drying his hair, Niu Niu began to look around, obviously wanting to show off.Xu Jingyang could only hug him and walk around the room again, letting his father, Aunt Zhang and several aunts praise Niu Niu, this kid was so happy, grinning like a little fool , obedient.

Xu Jingyang had nothing to do with him, so he sent a video to Shen Mi when he went back, showing Shen Mi this stinky little guy.As a result, he was much more cute than him. As soon as the video was connected, his serious face was revealed. Before he barked, Niu Niu crawled over first, calling one uncle at a time, which was called joy.

And the most important thing is that this kid has a huge head, blocking the camera tightly, Xu Jingyang spent a long time, but failed to break through, he can only be the background sound in the back, that kind of - "Brother Shen ~~~~"

Shen Mi almost collapsed from laughter, and quickly responded, "I'm here. Why is Niu Niu so enthusiastic today?"

Xu Jingyang told about the new shampoo, Shen Mi is such a smart person, and immediately praised Niu Niu, "Niu Niu is very fragrant, right? Uncle also likes fragrant Niu Niu. Next time I wash it clean, Uncle will hug you to play." .”

Niu Niu immediately responded and hummed.But lying in front of the phone, there is still no intention of leaving.Xu Jingyang had no choice but to use brute force when the background was too uncomfortable, so he simply picked up Niu Niu and wrapped him in his arms.The little guy is still unwilling, "Uncle Uncle" yelled twice, Xu Jingyang was even more straightforward, he gave him a yell once, and yelled him once, he originally wanted to stop him, but in the end he turned the kid His interest changed, he probably thought that Xu Jingyang was playing a kissing game with him, but this kid turned his head again, grabbed his clothes, and began to kiss Xu Jingyang across the mountains.

He was heavy and strong, and Xu Jingyang was afraid that he would not be able to stop him if he fell, but he had to protect him, and he was also afraid that he would not let his kiss cause a psychological shadow, and he would ignore him next time.So I can only suffer.

So Shen Mi and Xu Jingyang didn't speak a word, and just looked at his little rabbit, who was captured by Niu Niu, his clothes collar was pulled away, and his face was kissed, not only that, but Niu Niu sat there and wanted to go back after the kiss Dear, "cricket dear."

Xu Jingyang's face was red, showing his white and tender shoulders. He took a sneak look at Shen Mi, and found that Shen Mi was looking at it with pleasure, so he could only resign himself to his fate, and immediately kissed back.Then Niu Niu continued persistently, wiping all the saliva on his face.

This kid made a fuss for 10 minutes before he got tired and started yawning.With drool all over his face, Xu Jingyang patted him to sleep before he had a chance to say a few words to Shen Mi.But right now he was also very tired, his eyelids kept falling down, Shen Mi looked at him so distressed, so he let him sleep first.

But Xu Jingyang didn't say anything about Xu Shan - when he went to find Shen Mi in the afternoon, Shen Mi was in a meeting, so it has been delayed until now.With this matter in his heart, he couldn't sleep soundly, so he could only suppress his drowsiness and tell his uncle all the things that irritated him, and then he was very distressed, "I think what I said is right, but the problem is, uncle It seems very angry, am I a little too much. He didn't come back to sleep today, I'm really worried about him."

Shen Mi actually knew Xu Shan better than Xu Jingyang. Although they didn't meet many times, there were some people who had some problems. Shen Mi had experienced a lot, so he could understand after just looking at them.In fact, the root cause of Xu Shan's matter is not the little rabbit——

If he didn't think there was a problem with this state, why would he open the window to smoke in the winter and worry? I don't know if I should change it, and I worry about it.What Little Rabbit did today was just another reminder to him from the front how his own value system was contrary to this world.

At this moment, Xu Shan is probably looking for a place where no one is around, thinking whether to go left or right.

Therefore, Shen Mi analyzed these things to Xu Jingyang, and then comforted him by saying, "It has nothing to do with you, he is actually still fighting against himself, it's fine."

Only then did Xu Jingyang heave a sigh of relief, "That's fine, I'm still afraid that it's not good for me to talk too much." But he still cared about his uncle, "Do you think he can think about it? My uncle is actually quite stubborn." The one who quits work, the one who is stubborn doesn't get married, the one who is stubborn is still wandering around the country at the age of 38, the one who is stubborn has lied to him since he was a child, and never repents.

Shen Mi is a bit sure about this, "I don't know about others, but with Lu Yi here, he shouldn't be stubborn for long."

Xu Jingyang thought about his aunt's skills, and immediately understood that since his uncle was fine, he didn't care much about him, so he turned his head and started yawning to praise Shen Mi, "It's great to have you here, Brother Shen, I can't figure it out , you will understand once you think about it."

Shen Mi knew that he was smart since he was a child, but to be honest, being smart can make him succeed in his career, but what he is most proud of now is that he abducted the little rabbit to be his partner.Naturally, he wants to vigorously promote himself, "Then, if you have any difficulties in the future, leave it to me. With me here, you don't have to worry about anything."

The little rabbit couldn't open his eyes anymore, and said in a daze, "That's actually what I thought. Waiting for Niu Niu to go to school, there must be a lot of homework to tutor. Can't do it."

Shen Mi responded to him, "Then I'll do it."

"There are still a lot of things. I still get into trouble all the time. When I get angry, I can't hold back my temper. Occasionally, I will be playful, and..." Xu Jingyang was already in a state of sleep, his voice gradually lowered, muttering Damn, he couldn't hear Shen Mi clearly.But this doesn't prevent Shen Mi from answering, "I'm here, let me do it."

in the hotel.

Xu Shan looked at Lu Yi's phone call, it was already a dozen or so, this kid was simply too persistent, and he meant to kill him if he didn't answer it.Xu Shan still has a lot of people contacting him on this phone, and he can't turn it off, but he wants to be blacklisted, and the word "scumbag" that the silly nephew said popped out of his mind. He couldn't do it again, so he hesitated. Finally got it.

He said, "Hi!"

Lu Yi on the other end was going crazy, and immediately asked him, "What do you mean, people won't see me, and they won't answer the phone, do you still think of me as your boyfriend?"

Xu Shan said, "I'm writing a manuscript and I don't have time."

"Fart!" Lu Yi is not a gentleman in front of others on weekdays, and swear words come out, "You updated early this morning, what are you writing? Don't tell me about the draft, you have been running around naked all year round Don't you know? What do you mean, what are you making a fuss about?"

Where did Xu Shan want to say that he wanted to withdraw because it was getting better and better.He really didn't have the courage to live with others for the rest of his life. He felt that he might not be able to do it and would not have such luck. In this case, it would be better to retreat early.But at this moment, probably because Lu Yi was too imposing, he couldn't say anything.

He was silent for a while, and then he heard Lu Yi say from the other end, "I'm telling you Xu Shan, don't tell me that on the day in my novel, everything was in bed before you found out that each other was not suitable, and you only found out when you had in-depth contact with each other. You are different from what I thought, why did you suddenly find out that you love someone else, I don’t like this reason, if you want to use this to fool me, there is no way! Dare to say that I promise to put you down!"

Xu Shan's pile of ready-made reasons immediately choked in his throat and he couldn't get out!

Stinking rogue!