What should I do if the shit shoveler loves me too much?

Fat Dog squatted upstairs, put his furry ears to the floor, and listened attentively with a troubled expression.

"The Temptation of Going Home - The Gambler's Ex-Husband's Counterattack!" "

System: You are wrong, you are not your ex-husband yet.

Gu, with a gossipy face, thought: It will be there soon.

Xu Youjun also had nothing to do with Gu Xiang's strong desire to gossip, so he could only move a small bench and sit quietly beside him.Grooming him while looking at him.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Others of the hands of the poop-shoveling officer.

Gu Xiang had a relaxed face, and the sound of sex could be emitted from almost every hair of the dog.

Xu Youjun looked at him with a tiresome smile on his face, and the throbbing in his body became more and more impossible to ignore amidst Gu Xiang's cry.

There are thousands of ways to make himself comfortable in his mind.But finally endured it.

Because there is no one that can not destroy the relationship between the two parties after the matter is over.There is no one that can be used forever without fail.

"It doesn't matter if you're a demon or a spirit, my last bottom line is that I won't touch you when you're a dog. As long as you don't leave me."

In fact, he had this kind of extravagant hope in his heart, whether Tangyuan would one day become a human being, like those in the books about the fox girl and mountain monster.

But if this luxury is to be exchanged for loss, then he would rather never have it.

Mr. System looked at the gloomy light in Xu Youjun's eyes, then looked at the stupid host whose image had completely deviated, and closed his eyes silently.

System: Forget it, as long as I can complete the task, even if I am mentally retarded, I can only admit it.

Gu Xiang "Oh?": I seem to hear someone calling me stupid?

After that, Xu Zhiqiu seemed to finally recall that he was the male owner of the small building.Visit for three meals a day, rain or shine.

Gu Xiang: What kind of perseverance and cheekiness is this!

Xu Zhiqiu quickly told him that not only did he have perseverance and a thick skin, but he also had the strength to fear that the world would not be chaotic.

It was a sunny morning, and Gu Xiang was enjoying his carnivorous breakfast at the dining table with his excrement shoveler.

When he saw Xu Zhiqiu enter the door, he was already used to it, rolled his eyes without even raising his head, and continued to swim in the delicious food.

Xu Youjun greeted him politely.

Xu Zhiqiu responded with a perfunctory "Yes".

Gu Xiang: Sure enough, Lin Anni and Lin Anni are not in the same family. They speak so concisely.

"Where's Anni Lin? Did you go out with that little boy again?" Xu Zhiqiu had a look of sarcasm on his face, and found a chair and sat down after changing positions in the restaurant.

"I also brought up the meal for me. What the hell, I woke up early to catch the late shift. I didn't even have breakfast and I haven't stopped that bitch."

He crossed Erlang's legs and shook, and whistled at the maid who turned away.

The little fat dog was squatting on the chair next to Xu Youjun after eating, licking his paws to digest the food. Hearing this sound, he looked up at his excrement shovel officer with a bewildered expression, expressing his thoughts strongly with his eyes .

Gu Xiang: Ma Dan, he is not mentally retarded, is he?

The answer was Xu Youjun's slight smile and his big hands gently rubbing his hair.

Gu Xiang immediately had no time to pay attention to others, so he raised his hairy head to the sky, "wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"" so that the shit shovel officer comb the hair under his neck.

Although he has no neck...

Gu Xiang: Today's shit-shoveling officer still loves me so much!

System: Hehe.I advise you to wait until noon before showing your affection, because sooner or later you will suffer retribution.

Gu Xiang: What the hell is showing affection?This is reverence, reverence, holiness, sacrifice.

System: I believed in your evil!

When Xu Zhiqiu's breakfast was served and he began to eat slowly, Gu Xiang finally realized something was wrong.

Gu Xiang: I'm not used to Ma Dan being so quiet!

"Wow, he didn't want to have a full meal and hanged himself in front of our house, did he?" The little fat dog complained viciously to the shit-shoveling officer, relying on Xu Zhiqiu to listen to him.

"Then turn into a ghost and kill us and Lin Anni."

"There are even other servants in the building, none of them can escape his clutches."

"In the end, this small building was abandoned."

"Later, one of them lived in and one died, and two of them lived in and one of them died."

"It has become a well-known 'haunted house'."

Gu Xiang: Why do I feel a little cold around me?Could it be...

System: It can be said that it is the essence of drama.

Xu Youjun looked at the little chubby dog ​​playing tricks with amazement, he didn't expect such a little dog to have such a big imagination, his ability to make up stories was better than his ability to eat.

Xu Youjun: My baby is so cute, maybe he grew up eating cute?

Gu Xiang: That's right.

System: The eyes of the capture target are probably covered with gum.

"The eyes of this bastard are probably covered with shit, right?" Xu Zhiqiu thought bitterly while eating.

He had been sitting here for nearly an hour, and Xu Youjun was petting his stupid dog, which was more like a pig than a dog, except when he came in and raised his head to say hello.

With an incomprehensible smile on his face.

System: That's the silly smile of the kind old aunt.

Today the casino has given him an ultimatum, and he also promised to bring the money over today.

But he never thought that Lin Anni would leave the house so early, breaking his wishful thinking.Now let him face Xu Youjun who always has an indifferent expression, who never asks, listens or explains.Coupled with the "fierce" dog that peed on his head, to be honest, he was a little scared.

"Fierce" Dog Bengou: Black Question Mark Face.jpg

"Fierce" dog Bengou: The baby is obviously a docile and lovely mascot.

"Fierce" Goubengou: I always find a clean place to urinate, and I can't take this pot of urine.

"Fierce" Goubengou: It can be said that he is very blind!

Xu Zhiqiu spent a day eating and drinking in the small building.

Gu Xiang learned the skill of turning a blind eye with the shit shovel officer in just one day.

Gu Xiang: Really blind.

But soon he wished that his whole body was covered with eyes.

Because of Xu Zhiqiu, he went all out!

After dinner, he went out for a while and brought back seven or eight thugs.

The little fat dog looked at a row of "big brothers" who were tall, strong and frightening, and directly thought "Wandering around~" without any sense of worry

Gu Xiang: Society!

Gu Xiang: Unexpectedly, you are such Xu Ge!

To be honest, if it wasn't for watching this rare gossip drama live, he would really like to go to some fresh and refined places with the shit shovel officer to do something beneficial to the body and mind.

Although it seems that even if he wants to, he can't get out of ORZ.

The chime clock in the living room was ticking.

Gu Xiang looked at a row of "big brothers" enjoying Xu Youjun's touch.

Gu Xiang: Oh, it's not easy to come out and hang around. I've been standing for nearly two hours. Aren't you tired?

Gu Xiang: With such a dignified facial expression, wouldn't you be paralyzed?

Gu Xiang: What should I do if I want to pee?Suffocating illness will affect the life of Xinghu, big brother.

Since "living together" with Lin Jinwen, Lin Anni's work and rest are very regular.

After the bell rang nine times, the sound of high-heeled shoes came from outside the door.

Then, Lin Anni walked in with a middle-aged man with a sullen face.

"Guard Li." The row of wooden-like "big brothers" suddenly bent down and called out in unison.

The middle-aged man waved his hands, smiled kindly, and said to Xu Zhiqiu, who had stood up on the sofa and kept shaking his hands, "You know our rules, Dayang in the gambling house doesn't just owe you whatever you say. "

"Yes, yes, what you said is true!" Xu Zhiqiu nodded and bowed, with a thick layer of sweat on his forehead.

"You asked me to find Mrs. Xu, and now Mrs. Xu has also invited, let's settle the score."

The man walked to the sofa and sat down, seeing Xu Youjun on the side raised his eyebrows with interest, "This kid looks good!"

A thug had already handed him teacups and cigarettes, waiting respectfully aside.

Lin Anni's face was already ashen, and she looked at Xu Zhiqiu as if she wanted to eat him.He saw Xu Zhiqiu hiding behind the thugs.

Gu Xiang: Is this the legendary tigress?

Manager Li took a sip of the tea, then raised his head and said, "Mrs. Xu, we are old acquaintances. Repaying debts is a matter of course. No one can get over it."

As he spoke, he glanced to the side again: "You said, didn't you?"

Gu Xiang looked confused: Ask me?

"This is Xu Zhiqiu's business, so what else do you have to do with others. If you pay the debt, go to the debtor." Xu Youjun's faint voice sounded above his head, and the little fat dog looked up at him.

Gu Xiang: Yes!You are good looking and you are right!

"Then according to what the young master said, what should we do?" The steward turned his head to Xu Youjun and asked with interest.

"Look for Xu Zhiqiu." Xu Youjun ignored Xu Zhiqiu's face, and threw the blame cleanly.

"But he has no money~" Manager Li sighed leisurely, and shook his head in distress.

Gu Xiang: Don't think I didn't see the murderous look in your eyes!

"He still has hands, feet, and a young and healthy body. If you think about it, you can always make money." Xu Youjun's indifferent voice made Li Guanshi smile slightly, as if he was in a much better mood.

It also made Xu Zhiqiu's face as dark as death.

"You bastard! I'm your father! If you hurt me so much, you'll be struck by lightning! You sick bastard, I'll kill you!..." He yelled without choosing anything He rushed forward and grabbed Xu Youjun's neck, his eyes were about to split open, and he looked like a madman with red eyes choosing to eat someone.

"Wow!"

"Stop him!"

A thunderous roar blocked Guanshi Li's order.

I saw that the little fat dog who was obediently lying in Xu Youjun's arms just now jumped up, opened a pair of fierce green eyes, and threw himself on the crazy Xu Zhiqiu.

"Whoa~ Shout again! Shout again!" The big hairy paws swayed left and right like a beat, and the slap made his brains almost burst out.

Gu Xiang's weight is not 01:30 heavier than when he threw Xu Zhiqiu last time, and the impact and danger are doubled.The blow caused Xu Zhiqiu's chest to constrict and his eyes to darken. Coupled with Mao's claw's critical blow, he rolled his eyes and fell unconscious.

Gu Xiang: People talk a lot of nonsense when they are cowardly.court death!

Gu Xiang: It's not me who blows, no one here can beat it!

"Aww~ Am I a good shit shoveler?!" Gu Xiang slapped Xu Zhiqiu on the face twice to confirm that he really passed out.Then he turned around and slapped Xu Zhiqiu's face with his big tail, and sat upright on his chest to show his merits to the excrement shoveler.

Gu Xiang: KO

Gu Xiang was full of pride: Look, shit shoveler, this is the world I made for you!

"Okay, come back." Xu Youjun stretched out his hands to the big fat dog who returned triumphantly with a smile in his eyes.

"Aww~" Gu Xiangyi jumped directly from Xu Zhiqiu's body to the sofa, stuck out his tongue and put his head on Xu Youjun's lap for groping.

Xu Youjun wiped his two big paws calmly, touching all kinds of dirty things.

Gu·Gou Sheng Winner·Thought: Sleep on the lap of a beauty, wake up and take power in the world! get√

The author has something to say:

After playing for a day, I only started writing in the evening, and I wrote it up to now, just in time to send it out.

I especially like writing bad guys, it's so enjoyable!