What should I do if the shit shoveler loves me too much?

"How arrogant!" Gu Xiang hid behind the bushes and gave a big thumbs up to the man who taught the wicked boy a lesson. He listened carefully to the fact that everyone in the yard was gone, and then poked his head out.

Standing in the small courtyard stretched a lot.

"Finally willing to come out?" The lazy male voice suddenly exploded above his head.

Gu Xiang stretched out his two panda paws in the air in embarrassment, turned his round head almost 180 degrees, and saw a man wearing a mask sitting on the rockery behind him.

The man was wearing a dark blue uniform with dark patterns, sitting on a high place with a big horse, holding a wine bag in one hand and propping his chin in the other, looking at him with interest.

He wore a bronze ghost mask on his face, which was painted with various mysterious patterns, leaving only a beautifully shaped and brightly colored lip, with a smile on one side of his mouth.

Gu Xiang was almost stunned by that smile.

It was only then that he realized that the one who was still wearing a mask in the palace was his ill-fated shit shovel officer who was cheated all the way to death?

Gu Xiang: Why is this shit-shoveling officer different from what is written in the book?

Gu Xiang: You look so good-looking when you smile, can't you be dropped?

Zhao Jie was drinking while looking at the cute black and white beasts in the yard. He knew he was thinking, although it was a bit funny that way.

The Summer Palace is the residence of the mother and concubine during her lifetime, and it is also the palace where he lived in the palace for a long time.

This used to be the most exquisite and luxurious place in the palace, but now it is a place where even the maids and eunuchs are willing to hide.

Cursed place, everyone said in private.

Since he was born, it has been a long time since it was as lively as today.

The Summer Palace is very large, because it has been in disrepair for a long time and is even a little rudimentary.In the dark, two teams of dark guards were arranged to take turns guarding, even if a fly flew in, it couldn't escape his eyes, let alone such an obvious strange beast.

The prince has set up a rare animal garden next door, and he has known about it for a long time.He also knew that the black and white beast was caught by Queen Zhang's natal brother on his way to Tianfu to control the water.

Tianfu is so big that the floods stretched for tens of thousands of miles. After Uncle Zhang Guo arrived, the victims went to four or five out of ten. This means that the disaster relief has been successful.However, as far as he knows, the disaster has reached the point where starvation is everywhere, and children are eaten by children.

This side is singing praises, and there is a pan of hell.The sage is blind, and all the courts refer to the sound of a deer as a horse.With the rampage of traitors and sycophants, Wu Country is already vulnerable.

Thinking of this, Zhao Jie reached out and touched the mask on his face.Soon, the time for another day is near.

"Aw~" Just as he was thinking, Zhao Jie was lightly pushed on his leg, lowered his head, and faced the two dotted eyes that were glowing in the dark circles under his eyes.

"?" Even as smart as him, he didn't understand the little beast's intention for a while.

Gu Xiang stepped on the rockery, climbed onto Zhao Jie's lap, and made sure he was sitting firmly in his arms, then hooked one paw around the shit shovel officer's belt, and the other reached for the wine bag in his hand.

Zhao Jie shook the wine bag from side to side, and the panda followed suit.When he raised it further, the other party stood up with his shoulders on his paws, "humming" with his big head up, acting like a baby, as if he had been taken away by the wine worm.

Zhao Jie himself loves wine, especially spirits.After fighting on the battlefield for many years, he also developed the habit of never leaving his body with alcohol.

Gu thought this was exactly to his taste.Looking at the panda with only wine in his eyes, squinting his small eyes and already drunk before drinking, a hint of interest flashed in his eyes.

I can't tell that this is still a little drunk!

Because of fighting on the battlefield all the year round, his body is full of hostility, except for the horses who were born and died together, even the beasts are unwilling to step aside.Unexpectedly, this little thing is quite courageous, daring to run into his arms, and even dare to grab a drink from him.

Zhao Jie was pleased by the panda's closeness, and he didn't think he was dirty, so he put his arms around the fat waist to protect the panda cub, and fed the rest of the wine with his own wine bag.

This wine is what Zhao Jie is used to drinking, and it is an authentic burning knife brought back from the border.Generally, a big man can get his face flushed with spicy food after one or two bites, and he can immediately warm up even in cold weather.

Gu thought that the sake and foreign wines he drank before were completely incomparable.

If it wasn't for only half of the wine bag left, even a body that has been systematically transformed would still be able to die of drunkenness.

Of course, he is not much better now, the wine flowed down his throat, almost burning his whole body, his whole body was burning hot.

It wasn't over yet, he started arguing in Zhao Jie's arms after drinking too much.

He insisted on snatching the wine sac, lying on Zhao Jie's lap and pouring it into his mouth with all fours. After taking a sip, he opened his mouth and wrinkled his eyebrows and nose and raised his nose for a long time, completely disfigured.

When the system came back and called Gu Xiang in his mind, his brain had automatically cut off the connection and turned into a veritable drunk cat.

Zhao Jie threw the empty wine bag aside, got up and jumped off the rockery.Under the stunned gaze of his subordinates, he carried the drunk black and white beast back to the room, and threw it directly on the soft bed beside the bed.

Gu Xiang lay there and turned over with difficulty, and then sat up on the soft pillow, holding his belly in his paws and belching loudly.

"Hi'er~ Cool!" I had a great time drinking today.

The drunk cub stroked his fur belly and yelled "Aww~".

Gu Xiang: We ordinary people~ hiccup~ I'm so happy today!

"..." Zhao Jie, who had just stepped out of the door, was startled by the weird singing, and almost turned his left foot into the right foot, performing a flat fall in front of all his subordinates.

"Host! Stupid host! Wake up!"

"Oh my god, something serious happened! Gu Xiaoxiang, wake me up!" The system's voice was crazy.

However, the other party shook his head, sang a song, punched a drunken punch, and fell asleep happily holding his head after exhausting his energy.

Only the bloody system was left with nothing to do, wishing to self-explode on the spot and die the stupid host who didn't care.

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The sky gradually darkened, and for the first time, the system experienced the feeling of being ineffective every day.In the end, he could only choose to close his eyes, make up his mind to pretend to be dead tomorrow, and refuse to clean up the mess left by the host himself.

The panda on the low couch fell asleep on its side, snoring happily, unaware of its impending doom.

Zhao Jie has always done his own affairs by himself, there is no one around him who will serve him, and the bedroom and study are even more forbidden places to touch and die.

Therefore, no one noticed that as the sky was getting darker, the little beast on the low couch was slowly emitting a glowing light. This light was soft and warm, covering the whole body of the panda, and then slowly elongated, covering the entire soft collapse.

After half an hour, the light slowly faded away.

The naive figure of the black and white beast was no longer on the low couch. Instead, it was replaced by a slender young man, who was hugging him with his naked body, shyly squeezed on the narrow soft bed with his aggrieved body.

"Ah Choo!" The young man was awakened by his own sneezing, subconsciously rubbed his cold arms, raised his sleepy eyes and looked around.

The room was dark, and there was a big bed in front of him.The soft pillow and thick quilt look very comfortable.

"Sigh~ I drank too much last night! Luckily, I was not caught by the elder brother." The young man muttered happily while stumbling onto the big bed with all four limbs, lifted the quilt and got in.

"It's comfortable~ hiccup~" He sighed a long time, then pulled the quilt up to his chin, and fell asleep face-in.

Zhao Jie and his subordinates talked late into the night in the study.

The subordinate he secretly sent to Tianfu to distribute food and collect crimes disappeared halfway, and there has been no news for two days.

The dark guard just sent a message saying that the body was found on the river bank.The autopsy found that he had been dead for a long time, not just two days. It seemed that there was something wrong with the accompanying guards.

He has always been bold in employing people, and he is surrounded by brothers brought out from the army. This situation is the last thing he wants to see.

Helplessly, whether it is inferences with staff or confidantes, the problem is all on his own side, so how can we not let him get angry.

After working all night, he finally confirmed the suspected candidate and gave the order to kill him.

Zhao Jie rubbed the center of his brows, closed his eyes and meditated in the hot spring pool in the hall, sorted out the recent plans again, and then entered the inner hall wearing his middle clothes and shoes.

There was no light in the inner hall, and Zhao Jie heard a long breath coming from his bed in the darkness, and couldn't help but sneer from the corner of his mouth.

It seems that the queen has been idle again recently.

Mrs. Zhang has sent people to her side over the years, if not eighty, there will be one hundred.Mei'e, a charming girl, is fat and thin, even after entering the military camp, she didn't stop. Those who didn't know thought that the dignified queen of the Wu Kingdom was acting as a bustard.

Afterwards, I found something for her, and she was quiet for half a year. I didn't expect her to have the energy to become more and more courageous.

It's just that this time, I don't know if I found another way, or I found someone stupid, and fell asleep on my bed in such a big way.

I really don't know.

Zhao Jie touched his brow bone with his hand, but was blocked by the cold mask, only the bony pattern was touched.

He darkened his eyes, put down his hands and went to the bedside to light up the lamp.

The yellowish light immediately warmed the whole room, revealing the slender bag under the quilt.

As expected.Zhao Jie's eyes were full of contempt and disgust.

He didn't even look at the person on the bed, he grabbed a corner of the quilt and opened it directly, but the person inside made him stunned for a moment.

The person with his back was obviously not a woman.

The other party was naked, lying defenseless on the black dark silk cover sheet.The fair skin is attached to the thin muscles, showing an attractive honey color under the light.

The shoulders are wide and the waist is thin, the back is slightly thin, and the two shoulder blades are slightly raised, like butterfly wings.

The ambiguous lights flowed along the back, starting and turning smoothly, as if a piece of lute was sounded in his heart, and the big and small strings fell on the jade plate.

The jade beads scattered in the shadow of the waist, jumped up suddenly, slid through the full and round bright place, slid down the long and straight legs, and hid in the bright yellow thin quilt.

Zhao Jie's suppressed breathing became heavier and heavier. He looked down at his indescribable place, and a wicked smile slowly appeared on the corner of his mouth.

The queen was finally willing to use her brain.

He is very satisfied with this gift.

But, once you give him something, don't even think about taking it back!