.Let me introduce you again, this is my husband, Lu Fengya. "

There were five people in the room, and four faces were covered.

No, it should be counted as three people. I was stunned for a moment before I realized it. I sincerely wished, "Congratulations, you are newly married."

"Jiang Mei, are you kidding me?" Rhubarb cried out in disbelief.

"Absolutely kidding!" Erhuang also agreed in a daze.

"Whoever makes such a joke with you, I can do whatever I like."

"Then our Zhang..."

"Hey, hey!" I hurried forward to stop the dog from spitting out the ivory rhubarb, kicked Erhuang again to signal him to shut up too, then politely to Jiang Meike, and said with a smile: "We urgently need Clothes, please make them for us."

When Jiang Mei saw the picture of the ready-made clothes we drew, the first sentence she gave was: "This is for the dead, right? You should go to the shroud shop next door, there are ready-made ones."

"Does it look like a dead man's clothes? Isn't it just that the Chinese character for longevity is written in the middle of the clothes." Most of the clothes were thought of by Erhuang, and they were said to look like dead people's clothes one after another. one time.

Jiang Mei raised her eyebrows when she heard the words, with a silly expression on her face, "Are there any other clothes with longevity characters on them? If you want to scare people, just smear some blood on them. It's unlucky to wear a shroud on your body."

"Also," she pointed at the ready-to-wear picture, moving up, down, left, and right, "If you want to rush out before tonight, I can only make it simpler for you. This, this, this, these details are not required."

Rhubarb and Erhuang both nodded, and said in unison: "I'm listening to you."

Jiang Mei measured the twins' measurements, took out the red and white cloth at the bottom of the press box, straightened the wrinkles on it, and slowly pulled it apart round by round.The red cloth is like the blood of a living person, and the white cloth is like the face of a dead person. If they are mixed together, it is a dead person covered in blood.

25:[-].Jiang Mei was cutting fabrics in front of the sewing machine, and the twins and I were sitting around her on the chairs in the store. The four of us were chatting one after another, feeling sleepy.

Two o'clock sharp.Upstairs, Lu Fengya yelled loudly and kindly to his wife to go up quickly.After Jiang Mei left, the twins and I whispered closely around him, mainly complaining about his dirty clothes that rolled on the ground several times.

Fifteen past two.Jiang Mei came down from upstairs, probably because she had quarreled with her husband, and she drove away all the other visitors with a displeased face.The twins whisper to themselves.I had nothing to say to Jiang Mei, and my sleepiness rushed towards me like a runaway wild horse. I couldn't dodge in time, so I could only find a place where I could lie on my stomach, and fell asleep vaguely.

Consciousness is chaotic, and the pictures seen between half dream and half awake are sometimes blurred and sometimes clear.I seemed to see Jiang Mei arguing with Lu Fengya and also seemed to see Jiang Mei smiling, and I saw the twins walking around in the store but suddenly I couldn't see them.My upper eyelids were getting heavier and heavier like lead, and when I was about to droop completely and couldn't lift them up, I was suddenly awakened by a loud noise accompanied by violent shaking of the table.

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Instinctively, I stood up and took a step back. I didn't care about the chair behind me being knocked down. I stared at the person on the table in a daze for a moment before I realized it.It was a strange man who fell on the table and yelled, or was pushed onto the table, and the person who pushed him was standing next to the table.

Lu Fengya glared, his original yellow face changed color with anger, the sauce stretched from his face to his neck, his body was tense, like a mad dog ready to bite at any time, "How the hell do you dare to bite?" Finding this, I'm getting impatient, right?"

"My surname is Lu, I didn't say a word. Why do you hit me indiscriminately? You are so fucking inhuman. Oh, it hurts me to death..." Lying on the table, clutching his stomach, groaning like a fat body middle-aged man.On his fat round face, the disproportionately small facial features are now squeezed into the middle, leaving a huge blank around the face, which is indescribably funny.

Lu Fengya seemed to have just seen me who was standing beside me in surprise, and his face tightened his anger, "Get up." He said to the fat man, and was about to come over to give him a hand, but the fat man tossed and dodged him. It fell off the table, and there was another groan.

I looked up and saw that there were only three of us in the store. A semi-finished white shirt was placed askew on the sewing machine. On the counter, there was also a black mobile phone, which was made of rhubarb.

"Where did everyone go?" I hurriedly asked Lu Fengya who was about to go upstairs, the fat man followed behind him, and when he heard the voice, he looked back at me.

"Jiang Mei is upstairs." Lu Fengya said without turning his head.

"Where are the twins?" I raised my voice and shouted, Lu Fengya walked very fast, and he was almost invisible after a few strides up the stairs.

"I don't know." He said quietly before disappearing completely.

I looked at the round clock hanging on the wall, the time was 40:[-], I was the only one left in the shop, it was quiet.I stood there in a daze for a while, then slowly moved to the counter to get Rhubarb's cell phone, trying to find out where the person had gone, and felt like I was suddenly nowhere to be found.

I know the unlocking pattern of Rhubarb’s black phone. It’s just a capital letter L vertically and horizontally. I often persuade him to change his password. When someone steals a mobile phone, try to unlock the pattern first.It's a pity that he didn't listen, and kept saying that he was used to it and there was nothing in the phone, and no one was interested in watching it after unlocking it.

Who said he wasn't interested, just said that his mobile phone wallpaper was a beautiful photo of his girlfriend's sexy and provocative little eyes, and others could stare at it for a while.

But this time when I turned on his phone, the photos did not appear as expected, but stopped on the text message interface. I sent him a message at dusk yesterday afternoon: The problem is solved. I just met a rich man on the street. , He just came back to look for us, so he gave me the key of his house on the way.

Rhubarb didn't call me back, but called me directly to ask me the detailed process.Originally, we were still worrying about how to enter Boss Qi’s house quietly and without making any noise. After all, we are good citizens. did.As a result, Boss Qi gave us the key by himself, and said that he forgot about it, otherwise we would be "thieves" breaking the door.

To tell the truth, every house these days has anti-theft doors, and the corridors are still monitored. If you use the method of prying the door to enter other people's houses, you may have to change your body to pry the prison door before the door is pried open.

Speaking of which, I was a little curious why Rhubarb read this text message again, and there was the sound of footsteps on the stairs, and after a while, Jiang Mei jumped down like a fool with a smile all over her face.I was startled for her when I saw her, she dared to go down the stairs like this in high heels, she really deserves to be Jiang Mei, she is fearless.

"Oh, I woke up, I slept so soundly, did I dream that I was making out with some beautiful woman in the pile of money?" After she finished speaking, as if imagining that scene, she couldn't help but smile wider.

This speculation is really full of black lines. What kind of strange woman would smile so happily when talking about her ex-boyfriend making out with others?Is it still under the premise of not being blessed?I looked at her speechlessly, with depression on my face.

"Did you just lie in the pile of money and get rich? You are smiling so happily."

Jiang Mei glanced at me, and her eyes fell on the mobile phone I was holding in my hand. "Why is Xiao Huang's cell phone here, didn't you take it out?" She asked, rubbing her hair with one hand, her smile restrained a little.

As soon as she mentioned it, I just remembered it, so she asked, "Where are they? Where did they go?"

"I'm bored and go out for a walk."

"Ugh, you didn't take me with you."

"No way, because you sleep like a pig, you can't wake up no matter what."

If she had said that to me before, I would still be unconvinced.It’s not working now, when I think of her calling an ugly man her husband, and that man is still standing or sitting on the floor above my head at this moment, my heart aches.That old saying really fits the occasion, this flower has many problems, but it is still a flower, why is it stuck in cow dung.

I didn't quarrel with her either. Seeing her sitting back in front of the sewing machine and fiddling with clothes, I didn't want to say more. After saying "I'll go out and find them", I turned around and left with Rhubarb's mobile phone.Before he could leave the store, there was another noise from upstairs, as before.I looked back curiously, and my steps didn't stop.

It happened that Jiang Mei also turned her head to look at the stairs, and shouted loudly: "The upstairs, can you be quieter."

I walked several steps out of the store, and the noise didn't stop, and it even got louder.That fat man and Lu Fengya were doing something, and even Jiang Mei was acting mysteriously.

But this has nothing to do with me, I don't mind my own business.I looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, and concentrated on looking at the scenery of the street in the alley, looking for the twins.Today, Thursday, there are not many idle people, and the shops passing by either have no one but the boss alone, or even the boss is not empty and only a variety of goods are left.

I walked slowly, not in a hurry to find the twins, they should be around here, if they are far away, they will call me.Sure enough, when I walked forward and approached the stone wall at the entrance of the alley, two black figures who were identical and dazzling came out from the first snack bar.There is only one difference, one of them is holding a packing box with a bag in his hand.

When they saw me, they raised their hands together and greeted in unison, "You're awake."

I waved Rhubarb's mobile phone at them, walked over and said, "Why didn't I bring my mobile phone with me?"

Da Huang took the phone and stuffed it into his pocket, then shook the packing box in his hand,

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