black rose necklace

black rose necklace

Author: Wei Ran Shengxiu

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Boss Qi commissioned Zhang Huaigu and his friend Rhubarb Erhuang to do one thing at a high price.

They were fully prepared for this, and saw a photo of a "black rose necklace" in Jiang Mei's shop.

By chance, they will get together with other people for different purposes and stage a farce.

No.1 is called angle of view.

Content tags: Huanxi Enemy Mistakes

Search keywords: Protagonist: Zhang Huaigu, Rhubarb, Erhuang, Jiang Mei┃Supporting role: ┃Others:

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This is really interesting and cool.

Of course, I am not saying that the two people sitting across from me are cool, nor do I mean that the dishes on the square table separating me from them are cool.To be honest, there is nothing worthy of this word on them. The twins are all black sweaters, with unevenly dyed black and yellow hair on their heads, and pale faces. They look like they did something indescribable last night. There are more tired faces who haven't recovered their breath, and they look like two punks, although they are.

What I mean by cool refers to the content written on the paper in my hand. Dahuang and Erhuang, who are sitting across from me, are cool in what we are going to do at night according to this content.

"Whose idea is this, I give full marks!"

The more I read, the more excited I became. My thoughts followed the words on the paper. I stopped when it stopped. When an exclamation mark appeared, I also jumped with my heart. Until the end of the last word, I was so excited that I couldn’t help myself. As soon as they patted on the table, they asked whose idea it was.

I was so excited that I accidentally slapped the paper on a puddle of spilled beer on the table. The brown water stains spread quickly. I picked it up in a hurry, and in a hurry I heard Da Huang, who was sitting on the left, say: "We both thought about it together." , I've been thinking about it all night."

I laughed "Hey" and shook my body, and saw Erhuang on the right rubbing his eyes and saying, "Our plan is sure to be foolproof." As I said that, I let out a long yawn.

I pinched the edge of the paper with two fingers and swayed it gently, took a sip of beer glass with the other hand, then leaned back in the chair, and glanced back and forth between the two of them.

"What about the things we need, have you bought them?"

Rhubarb shook his head, and stuffed a chopstick dish into his mouth.Erhuang took the call and said to me: "It's still early, let's go together after dinner, and anyway, we're going to the city, so we'll go find Jiang Mei first."

He looked at me after he finished speaking, with some vague meaning in his eyes.I tightened my eyebrows even more, and then slowly loosened them, looking down at a golden crispy salt and pepper prawn in the bowl.

"She's going too?"

"I want her to come, but it's a pity that Boss Qi doesn't want to pay more. Don't worry, I just ask her to help you."

"Better not to let her know what we're going to do."

"Yes, I know."

The air was silent for a while, Rhubarb, who had been eating vegetables, finally put down his chopsticks, put one hand on his stomach and the other on the dining table, and tapped the table with his fingertips. Whether the food in his belly is too delicious or what he thinks makes him very happy, maybe both.Anyway, he asked us something silly but really worth considering.

"I said what are you going to do after you get the money?"

"It's too early to think about this."

I blurted out.But when the eyes of the three of us met and looked at each other, this question was vetoed by myself.What we have to do tonight is as easy as reciting Li Bai's "Moonlight Before the Bed". Although I don't know why Boss Qi charged a high price for it, who cares, tonight is inevitable.

"I want to open a bookstore," I said, half-raised my hand like a student, "I have planned this for a long time, and the location is in a small town in the south of the Yangtze River. Xiaoyu, hey, how comfortable life is."

Er Huang pretended to clap his hands, but smiled genuinely, "As expected of Comrade Zhang Huaigu, he is quite elegant. Then let me be more refined, I plan to go out when I get the money, and go outside for a while."

Rhubarb thinks much closer than we think that we are far away.He patted his left shoulder, "Zuo Qinglong." Then he patted his right shoulder, "Right White Tiger." Then he patted his chest and smiled, "My wife is tattooed in the middle."

I laughed, "Okay, I'll tell you two apart after the tattoo. It's best to bring Erhuang along, and you both have your names tattooed on your foreheads."

After I finished speaking, they both smiled at me and said, "Why don't you join in, let's get tattoos together?" The scene deepened my thoughts.I was about to repeat what I said just now as a suggestion, Da Huang raised his finger and pointed to the square clock on the cash register not far behind me, and said, "It's twelve o'clock."

Well, a moment of silence for my untimely advice, it's twelve o'clock, it's time to go.

We paid the money and walked out. After leaving the Peace Hotel, there is a wide asphalt road. It takes 5 minutes to walk south to the station, and there are buses that leave every half an hour.It is noon now, there are not too many people, and the sun above the head is dazzling but not warm, and I feel the cold wind blowing in waves.We stood under the stop sign, and there was no bus on the other side of the road.

The three of us were talking nonsense, and we were a little bored for a while.

I think of yesterday, when the sun was warmer than today.Da Huang came to my house, pulled me who was reading a book and said that I had something important to talk about. When we arrived at his house, Er Huang was there, and there was a middle-aged man with a big back and a blue jacket.He is Boss Qi. If he was the owner of the jewelry store in the town, I didn’t really believe it at first, but people should not be judged by their appearance. When he talked and talked, and finally went to the jewelry store manager to call him the boss, we Choose to believe and agree to his request.

It seems that pies have really fallen from the sky, and the fillings are made of money.

"Tell me, why did he choose us to do it?" Rhubarb scratched his head curiously.

"Because we are eloquent?" Erhuang asked.

Ahem, to put it nicely, it is eloquence, but in layman's terms, it is more eloquent.The twins and I are the ones who are more able to play. Since we met in junior high school, it's like bosom friend meets bosom friend, and it's rare to meet an opponent in a small town.

Boss Qi may have heard of our "big name".But he also said: eloquence is needed, but it is not limited.

"Don't think it's easy. How do you think I got to this price? It's the accumulation of failures by the martyrs who tried bravely before you. I've had enough. If you can't do it, then you can only..." Boss Qi didn't continue, but the ferocity in his eyes had already finished his sentence.

"Ding dong..." A bus came slowly, and the mechanical female voice announcing the name of the platform pulled me out of my memory.We got in the car and spent the next half hour or so talking about things we needed to buy.

The things to buy are very common, but so common that they are not so ubiquitous.On the way to find Jiang Mei, we visited several clothing stores and shopping malls along the street, and chose to give up temporarily after the clerk said with a puzzled face, "Those are clothes worn by dead people."It's better to worry about the clothes after looking for Jiang Mei.

Speaking of that woman Jiang Mei, there is so much bitterness that the Pacific Ocean can’t contain, and I can’t finish talking about it for three days and three nights. Before I talk about her, I have to find a doctor to watch by me, lest I vomit blood halfway , dizziness, fainting, in short, it's hard to say.This time Erhuang said that he wanted to ask Jiang Mei for help. I asked all the way, what kind of help do I need from her?In the end, he was only confused by the mysterious smiles of the two brothers, and was speechless.

"Go to her and ask for something, and by the way, I will create a chance for you to meet." The two brothers said with certainty, as if something would happen if they went to meet.I know better than anyone that seeing her can only be frightening, that crazy woman.

"You are not afraid that I will fight with her?"

That's what I said, but if I really want to fight, I can't fight.A good man doesn't fight with a bad woman, if Jiang Mei wants to slap me, I will at most give her a pussy punch.If she scolds me, I can fight with her a few times without being convinced.Anyway, since we broke up, when we meet again, male lion meets male lion, and the war is about to break out.

It is colder in the city than in the town.When we passed an alley where the cold wind swirled and the walls were covered with various small advertisements, Rhubarb stopped.We all stopped to see him take out a piece of paper folded into small squares from his trouser pocket.I leaned over to look, and there was a string of phone numbers written on the note, and there was a line of address.

"That's it, No. [-] inside." Da Huang pointed to the alley, scanned the paper and the alley back and forth, and finally confirmed it, nodded, stuffed the note into a sweater pocket, and raised his foot. Step in first.

I was at the end, a few steps behind them, just walking casually, looking at the place I passed by with my head tilted.A long pasted colorful gray stone wall, a snack bar, two snack bars, children's clothing store, barber shop...

Erhuang was also muttering, the difference is that I meditated in my heart, and he made a sound.I read what was sold in the store, and he read numbers.

"4, 5, 5.1, 5.2, I'll go, why is there a decimal point..."

After passing by countless shops, a bright red number 7 finally appeared in front of her eyes, and also a young woman in a black coat with loosely tied long hair.She was leaning against the door and was playing with her mobile phone with her head down. She waited for the two brothers to say "Ouch! Jiang Meiren!" before raising her head, and a smile appeared on her delicately made-up face.

"Yo! Xiao Huang, Xiao Xiao Huang, I'm waiting for you."

I really don't know what to say