[Comprehensive] Fairy tales are deceiving!

Xiao Yue stood in front of the tea shop outside Chang'an City with disheveled clothes and expressionless face.

There was no doubt that her Transfiguration had failed again, but this time it was personal.

... Yarn, she is a girl!What is going on with this indistinguishable little face!What's with the flat chest!Jing'er, you know how to laugh, but you don't know how to help me!We agreed to be each other's angels!

Uh, no, it seems that Jinger really didn't talk to her about anything.

Xiao Yue looked away sadly.

After deeply feeling the child's advantage in the previous task, she insisted on changing her shell to perform this task. As a result, Yuelao and Jing Er agreed that it is better to use your spells, and you can make up for it yourself if it fails.

Then after she turned into this real shell, Yuelao pressed her forehead sadly, while Jing'er happily dragged Xiao Yue to pick out clothes.

Xiao Yue looked at Jing'er's full of clothes in the side hall, and Jing'er's excitement when he saw the clothes hanger, he quickly picked out a more retro style, hugged it in his arms and jumped out, taking advantage of the scene Before he could react, he pinched his hands and left Yuelao Temple.

Yuelao helplessly looked at Jinger who was chasing him with regret, and sighed, "When you were young, Yueer forced you to wear too many strange clothes, do you want to take advantage of the bullying to come back?"

"No! People are not so narrow-minded!" Jing'er said something unconvinced, but the expression on his face clearly said, "That's right, that's what happened!"

Yue Lao sighed and looked into the bronze mirror.

Xiao Yue was looking at a black-robed man with a blank expression...helping her get dressed.

Yes!

How could a modern person know how to wear such classic clothes!She has never participated in any Hanfu Association!

And this big brother!I appreciate you helping me get dressed, but can I trouble you to speak something that humans can understand?

As a northerner with no accent in his dialect, Xiao Yue burst into tears in his heart.

She is very interested in ancient tones and has learned a little bit, but is this as good as a child who only knows ABC and listens to TOEFL listening directly!Help, I can only understand half of how to communicate if I can only guess!

So Xiao Yue looked at the man in black robe in front of him with resentful eyes.

The man's movements froze for a moment, and he straightened Xiao Yue's collar, then turned around and said something to the man in armor next to him.Xiao Yue probably meant, "Did I say something wrong?"

The man in military uniform snorted coldly, and turned his head away disdainfully.

The man in black robe pressed his forehead helplessly, and said something to Xiao Yue.

Xiao Yue: ...

She can't understand!If you don’t understand, compare Mandarin with Suzhou dialect and you’ll understand!Just go to Suzhou and take a bus and you will understand!Can't understand at all!

However, Xiao Yue had to find a way to solve the immediate problem after the rage was over.

So she looked down, squatted down suddenly, picked up a small stone, stroked it twice on the ground, nodded in satisfaction, then stretched out her hand and wiped the dirt on the ground with the sleeve of her sleeve relentlessly. A traditional character in regular script, "write." Although there are some twists and turns in a few strokes due to the unevenness of the ground, overall the word is still handy.

The man in the ink robe looked at him with pity on his face. He took the brush from his waist and hung it by his elbow, but the tip of the brush didn't touch the ground.However, a line of Xingkai appeared on the ground like flowing clouds and flowing water.

Xiao Yue didn't look at what was written in that line, she stared dumbfounded at the pen in the man's hand.

What's this!High tech?Is the wisdom of the ancients in our country already so terrifying!Is this really a brush? I don’t read much. Don’t lie to me!

So the man in the black robe who was waiting for Xiao Yue's answer stared dumbfounded at this "little boy" stretching out the dirty little hand that had just taken the stone, and carefully poked the nib of his precious Linglong pen.

Xiao Yue thought in her heart: Fuck, this is really a brush!

However, at this moment, the man in black robe wanted to go berserk.

As a disciple of the Sage of Calligraphy, how many detours did he take to ask a disciple of Tiangong to help him carve a pen!How hard is it to find suitable Linglong branches? In Wanhua Valley, you are not allowed to cut branches, you can only pick them up!And Qingrihai's Yelang wouldn't pluck his hair at all!This kid actually poked it up like that!He himself would not poke the tip of the pen when his hands were so dirty!

Fortunately, Xiao Yue didn't hold the pen, but grabbed his sleeve with his backhand, looking at him with bright eyes.

Xiao Yue: Ask for advice on how to do such a fantasy thing!Like a laser pointer!So cool!

... My child, do you remember what you came here for?

The man in black robe was stunned, pursed his lips, calmed down his mood, and pointed to the ground to Xiao Yue.Only then did Xiao Yue remember that she had asked someone to write, and she loosened her hand holding his sleeve embarrassingly, and she quickly lowered her head to look at the writing on the ground.

She reported her family name as Shen An, a disciple of Wanhua Valley Shumo, whose name was Xize, and asked her what her name was, where was her family, and why she was alone in such a place in a daze.

Xiao Yue thought for a while, and wrote "Xiao Yue" to Shen An, then put down the stone and stared at Shen An.

Shen An asked her, "Are you homeless?"

Xiao Yue took a look and nodded.

"The war is coming, how about going back to Wanhua with me?"Shen An wrote another line.

Xiao Yue chewed on the name "Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers", thought about the sea of ​​purple flowers all over the sky in the bronze mirror, hesitated for a while, and then nodded.

So Shen An smiled, put the pen back on his waist, wiped off the handwriting on the ground with a flick of his sleeves, and hugged Xiao Yue.

Xiao Yue stared at Shen An's wrist, how could this man be a scholar, how could he have such strength?

The military master who was with Shen An seemed to be very disgusted, Xiao Yue heard a few words, it seemed that the military master disliked Shen An and picked up small animals for nothing...or small things?

...but she is human!Not a critter or a thing!

Wait, something seems wrong.

Well don't worry about the details.

But the disgusted Shen An just smiled with a good temper, Xiao Yue somehow felt that Shen An's smile was very similar to Jing Er's smile when he was training her with the devil.

"...Junior Sister...to marry..." Xiao Yue probably understood the two words, and he was able to figure out what Shen An was talking about - believe it or not, I won't let my Junior Sister marry you!

The military master really restrained a lot, and touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment.

Xiao Yue took a look at Jun Ye's red line, the color was rich, and it seemed that the two were in love with each other.If Shen An got into it, it would be really uncomfortable for him.

The military master and Shen An said a few more words, waved his hands at him, and then whistled, a white horse jumped out from the nearby forest, neighed and stood beside the military master, and kissed affectionately. touch his head.The military master also patted the horse's head, then got on the horse and left in the dust.

Shen An stood at the same spot and watched the military master go away, smiled helplessly, and took out his own horse after reaching the tea shop, first put Xiao Yue on the saddle, then turned himself on the horse, and put Xiao Yue on the horse. Yue took a handful into her arms, and then told her something.

Xiao Yue looked up at Shen An in a daze, hesitated for a moment, and hugged the saddle tightly.

Shen An, who really wanted her to be careful not to fall, was empty in his arms, and touched the tip of his nose boredly, wondering if a normal child's reaction should be to rely on adults.While thinking wildly, he held Xiao Yue between his arms and urged the horse to move forward.

Xiao Yue sat quietly on the horse, Shen An was a very considerate person, because with Xiao Yue, he didn't gallop the horse like the military master, the horse was just pacing forward.It was also because of this that Xiao Yue looked around leisurely.I have to say that the ancient environment without industrial development is good. The surrounding dense forests are lush and lush, and the chirping of birds comes from the forest, which is very pleasant.Xiao Yue narrowed her eyes comfortably, feeling very comfortable.

Shen An chuckled, and without a trace, put Xiao Yue, who was looking around, into his arms to protect her, for fear that she would accidentally fall off the horse.

The two of them walked all the way to the end of the official road.

Pedestrians around gradually became less and less, Xiao Yue looked around uneasily, feeling that it was too quiet.

Sensing her movements, Shen An said softly, "Don't be afraid."

Xiao Yue understood the simple two words, she nodded and finally leaned back.

Shen An raised his eyebrows, "Can you hear me?"

"Hmm..." Xiao Yue thought for a while, and frowned.She can guess what people are talking about, it's not bad, it's too difficult to make a long speech!And how to explain the language barrier?

Shen An didn't seem to really want to know, he was talking at random, but this time the speed of speaking was faster and the sentences were longer, Xiao Yue couldn't understand at all.

She tried hard to recall the middle ancient voice that she was almost thrown into outer space, and finally spelled out two words: "Slow down."

"What? The horse is already very slow..." Shen An was at a loss.

Seeing that Shen An didn't accurately receive her meaning, Xiao Yue couldn't help but feel a little depressed, and she had to be thankful that she had turned into a child shell, otherwise how would she complete the task with such a communication barrier!

However, Shen An quickly turned the corner, and tentatively spoke slowly, "You want me to... speak slowly?"

Xiao Yue's eyes lit up and he nodded.

"Are you a foreigner? Is it really okay to just follow me like this?" Shen An began to use his brain power.

But what he said made Xiao Yue open up a new way of thinking: the tea shop that her teleportation technique brought her to appear was just outside a city, and the city said "Chang'an"... She is now in Sheng Don!In the flourishing Tang Dynasty where foreign exchanges were flourishing, I met several foreign caravans on the official road just now!

I can't speak the language... Just pretend to be a foreigner!

Comrade Shen An and Shen Xize, I want to give you a hundred likes!

But now... it's time to test your acting skills!

Xiao Yue's thoughts turned around for a few times, and when she looked up at Shen An, she looked very pitiful, "I don't have a home, I'm alone." Her words were not completely deceiving.When she was still alive, her mother died young, and her father was too lazy to take care of her, so she lived alone until she met that man.

In the end, it was just a joke.

Xiao Yue twitched the corners of her mouth, trying to laugh, but in the end she looked like she wanted to cry.

Shen An looked at Xiao Yue's pitiful little eyes, and softened instantly.

He patted Xiao Yue's head and said warmly, "Don't be afraid, Wanhua Valley will be your home."

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