I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, and I feel like I have a dream within a dream.

In my dream, I came across a No.1 main attack article, and there was a company of small shou waiting for me to attack. They are scumbags, scumbags, scumbags, and children. They are pregnant all the time. When the attack speed of Shou was full, I woke up from this dream, and I woke up in another dream.

This dream is a gourmet dream. I am a crucian carp lying on the bed, hot and cold, and in pain. Then someone stretched out his hand, straightened my fish bones, and pressed the acupuncture points on my fish head. Along my veins, it sent me a lot of heat.

Then I won't be in pain or cold, and I will be warmed up like a braised crucian carp.

As soon as I woke up, there were no fish or a nest of Xiaoshou, and it was just me and my lonely bed.

It's actually not bad, the little quilt is quite warm, as if someone else has been lying here besides me.

But I carefully recalled the dream within a dream just now, and I think there are many details in it that deserve a second interpretation.

I can understand the second layer of dreams, I often play games with various orientations, playing the emperor's growth plan, I must be a faint king and collect a lot of harems, playing BL games, I must go through all the lines, playing otome to me, I want to be male The favorability of the characters is all full, which shows my serious game attitude and broad mind.

In the first dream, I was a crucian carp, which is also understandable, after all, this is a gourmet dream, but I vaguely remember that in the dream, someone was taking care of my fish, feeding water and food, and pressing my head to warm the bed. This is not easy to understand, it seems to have become a dream, and the word food is removed.

And he seems to have said something, the key word is "skeleton of appearance and expression".

It sounds like a medical plastic surgery film, but I don't remember what it said.

Dreams have an enmity with human memory.You can still remember 1% within 80.00 minute of waking up, and maybe 5% after 50.00 minutes. When I eat something together, I feel more and more vague, but the more blurred, the more I think clearly.

So I searched the bed inside and out, and found that the traces on the quilt vaguely showed two human figures.

My cold sweat "rubbed" down, and my whole body began to shiver.

How can I not know what this means, as I have rich experience in reading all kinds of popular literature?

This is a ghost press!

This is definitely it!

Unexpectedly, in my previous life, I was often addicted to European and American horror movies, but in this life, I have personally experienced an ancient horror movie.

But after thinking about it, I feel that the previous paragraph is still nonsense.

I very much hope that there is something unclean in this place, after all, this kind of development will be more exciting, but in our Jianghu, which is relatively down-to-earth, the development of the supernatural is equal to the development of the gods, and it does not exist.To be a human being should also be based on scientific principles. You can't really fall in love with horror movies just because you have watched too much of Seventh Brother's laughter.

There is another possibility that caused the two human-shaped dents.

But this one may be even more terrifying, just thinking about it makes me shudder.

This is me getting fat!

This is definitely it!

During these days, I have eaten a lot of fish and meat, and every time I eat [-]% full, my waistline has really grown a lot.

But that's also crap.

No matter how fat my waist is, how can I print the dents of two people?Do you really think I'm a one-dimensional paper man?

To be a human being, you have to be scientific. You can’t really think that one meal will make you gain weight by three catties just because you watch too many gourmet movies. You can’t gain weight by eating staple food.How many great writers have been fattened like this, people who have not been beaten by society will not understand this kind of fat.

So I searched the bed again.

This time I really found something, and when I saw that thing, I froze.

There was actually a piece of silk handkerchief stuffed under the pillow, and it was still a little wet to the touch, as if something had been wiped off not long ago.

But that's not the point, the point is that I've seen this handkerchief before.

Familiar softness, familiar patterns.

It was Li Zangfeng's, that's right.

I was so frightened that my hands trembled, and I immediately threw Sipa on the bed.

Li Zangfeng came to my room?After turning his face with me, he turned back all the way! ?

He still looked at my bedside for so long?He also straightened my bones, touched my head, and brought me water and food?

really?

Haven't we fallen out already?

Hasn't he been blown away by me?

No, this is so wrong.

I paced back and forth in the same spot, clutching the handkerchief firmly in my palm, my thoughts swayed from side to side, and logic flew up and down, which led me to think of an extremely terrifying and extremely sharp possibility.

After he quarreled with me, he should still be suspicious, so he followed me quietly, and ran to my bedside while Liang Wan was out, intending to find evidence and find out the identity of Liang Wan and me, but unexpectedly It happened to me by accident.

He looked at my sickness and thought of my sickness in the secret room. He looked at me rolling on the bed as if he saw me rolling on him back then. The soreness in his heart was biting his flesh inch by inch. Heart.

Then his nose itch.

Allergic rhinitis broke out.

The next thing is very logical.

He took out a silk handkerchief used by God of Rhinitis and wiped the snot from his face.

He wiped it and found that I was about to wake up, so he kept the case in order to destroy the evidence.

He could only leave the Queen's Sipa at the scene of the Queen's crime, and quickly stuffed it under the Queen's pillow.

Perfect reasoning!

There is no loophole!

The last time I saw this silk handkerchief was when he took it out to wipe away the traces of rhinitis. Even if I don’t want to admit it anymore, I must admit his suffering, his pain, and the physical impact of these pains on him.

But thinking about it again, this situation is still a bit wrong,

Li Zangfeng is a civilized duelist.

Even if the time is too late, even if he wants to throw away the silk handkerchief, he can fly away with a handkerchief on his head while crying. Even if he gets dirty on the top of his head, he can't stuff the silk handkerchief stained with physiological fluid under my pillow,

Blatant violation of garbage classification!Stuffing garbage while others are away?How could he do such shameless things! ?

Wait a moment.

Could it be that in his eyes, my humanoid garbage and his handkerchief garbage are in the same category?

Could it be that he is expressing his dissatisfaction and contempt for me by throwing away the handkerchief?

Too much, this is really too much.

I was injured, my self-esteem took a huge blow, I needed Liang Wan to add food to me, and I needed to bald the head of this little fat bird eyeshadow palette to get better.

I touched the eyeshadow palette so hard that it screamed and protested when I touched it. At this time, Liang Wan came back. He really brought several jugs of good wine.

But he was not that interested in cooking anymore. Before I had a drink, he started to drink by himself.

I watched him pull a small bench, sit in the yard, drank one cup after another, poured himself over and over again, and I was thinking, when someone else drives drunk, he also drives drunk. They drive loudly, but they are all cars from the animal world.

"When I was a child in the country, I saw my dog ​​and the neighbor's dog...cough...they are both male dogs..."

"I was at my uncle's house when I was a child... I also saw two big white geese in my uncle's house, their necks were entwined...cough...they all had handles..."

"When I was a child, I saw...cough...two ducks, both of which are male...cough cough..."

I was dumbfounded when I heard this, I didn't expect that Liang Wan, a gentle and refined man, would have such a wild driving style when he was drunk, I was so scared that I hurried up to cover his mouth, he wanted to continue talking, not only his virtuousness The old mother's personality is about to completely collapse in my heart. This car is no longer a car in the animal world, and it is almost like a hearse drifting!

Afterwards, Liang Wan went to the corner to vomit for a while, and I realized that he was a master of drinking.

Others don't get drunk after a thousand cups, but he gets drunk after one cup.

After three cups, I started throwing up.

With this amount of alcohol, he actually started drinking not far from home.

Fortunately, there were no people on the street at this time, otherwise, if someone saw him drinking like this, the shop owner's vest would be broken.

But it was also the first time I saw his gaffe.

He usually hides all secrets tightly, and he maintains absolute calm at all times.

Now he is as drunk as mud, without grace or posture.

It seems that what he wants to say is indeed a knot in his heart.

It was tying his heart into a knot.

After Liang Wan vomited a few mouthfuls, he became much more sober, regained his strange smiling posture during the day, smiled at me, and said, "I'm sorry, but I let you see my worst appearance."

I said, "Didn't you also see me when I was sick? We are with each other."

Liang Wan smiled slightly, then turned around and spat out a few mouthfuls.

He smiled at me again: "Will you talk nonsense when you are sick? I will talk nonsense when I am drunk."

I have already experienced your nonsense, the content is okay, but the speed is a bit fast, which makes me feel like I am on a high speed.

He spat out a few more times, but turned around and asked me with concern: "You look a little pale, are you sick again?"

Brother, take a look at yourself first, we definitely look like you are more terminally ill, you are starting to turn pale and blue and blue and purple.

I shook my head, and he spit out a few more mouthfuls, then turned around and said with a smile, "Are you hungry? Would you like me to make you something to eat first?"

You'd better fill your own stomach first, I think if you spit it out, the gastric juice and bile will come out soon.

I looked at his mouth for a long time, and I have developed the habit of waiting for him to spit.

As a result, Liang Wan didn't vomit this time.

He seemed to have vomited out wine and stomach acid, as well as prudence and restraint.

He doesn't even smile anymore.

Just looked up at the sky.

It was getting late, and the moon was rising high, making his body clean and his body filthy.The dirtiest things in the world are spread at his feet, but his eyes are filled with the cleanest sorrow, the purest sadness, and the determination to sink the boat.

"Next, I'm going to tell you everything."