I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun. If I had a little intention of making friends with Su Weibai before, after today, I just want to know the structure of his brain.

This is a pervert, pure.

How on earth did this guy manage to tell a string of horrific facts so naturally?His tone of voice was like a primary school student happily saying to his classmates, "Tomorrow I'm going to bomb the school with a diaper bag, remember to watch the fireworks."This kind of pure natural perverted temperament that doesn't feel abnormal at all, and every word is from the heart, I can feel my hair stand on end when I hear it.

Is the whole world hardcore, or is he the only one so hardcore?

Compared with Su Weibai, Lao Ba is as pure as an angel.He has no flaws other than wanting to kill me.

Returning from thinking to reality, I found that Su Weibai was still waiting for my reply with anticipation after finishing the series.

... This Xiao Su is a talent.

He just looked at me expectantly, so do you think I can react?

He is so cute and well-behaved, how can I still scold him or beat him?

I have already learned the lesson of OOC, Lao Qi will not shoot casually to hurt others.

I just pat him on the shoulder.

As soon as the shot was taken, Su Weibai's face became really white.

The blood vessels are faintly visible, and the veins are stretched, which should be painful.

One shoulder is restrained, that is, the face is controlled with points. I know that this kid can't even lift a finger now.

I know Lao Qi's strength, and I hope he can also know that this will not do any harm to our future relationship.

I asked, "Is this your own idea, or did someone teach you?"

Su Weibai's face became even paler: "This is all my thoughts from the bottom of my heart, there is no mastermind behind the scenes!"

I believe this, Cao Geometric would never let him ask such mentally retarded questions, the leader's hairline hints at his wisdom in life.

That's simple, what should be used should be used, and anyone who has experience in fighting knows that it is better to offend a gentleman than to offend a pervert.

I slowly said: "Flesh and skin, it's just a dead thing. You should look at your eyes."

Su Weibai's eyes lit up, he didn't even care about the pain, and blurted out: "Brother Seven will give me the opportunity to cherish the person in front of me?"

It's looking at the eyes, not the people in front of you. Why is the scene you added so green.

I said in a deep voice, "Look more, talk less."

Su Weibai asked: "Speak less?"

I finally patted his shoulder, this time very lightly, without much effort.

"A pit in the back garden is for talkative people."

These words finally sealed his mouth.

Su Weibai pursed his lips tightly. In the following time, we got along more harmoniously. Only I asked, and he answered. I think it looks like I am a bit domineering, but there is no way, I can't be scared by just saying a word He, what he said casually will scare me away.

Between the question and answer, I really learned a lot of things.

It is said that when Lao Qi was in a coma, Lao Ba broke into the room many times and stood in front of the bed for a long time. The moonlight moved from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, but he never moved a bit.Staring at Ning so silently, I don't know what Hu Haishanhe is thinking in my heart.

Su Weibai deduced that he wanted my life, but it was not easy to do it directly.

When I woke up, the pinch hit Lao Ba Da. Now he is practicing day and night in order to improve his martial arts level. He thinks that he will never be defeated by my two moves next time.

There are at least three tricks.

This day I was practicing boxing and kicking in the garden, and after an hour of practice without knowing it, I felt like I was the only one left alone.

Lao Qi has no worries and cares in his life, and his steel-like will has created his steel-like body. Every part is a weapon.As soon as I raise my hands and feet, the memory automatically rises and falls, everything is instinctive, just waiting to break the clouds and fog with the flip of my hands, and cover the sky and the moon with my elbows.

After practicing, I turned my head and saw that Su Weibai had drawn densely in his notebook.The old eighth boy also came. He stood under the big tree, clasped his fists in his hands, was a little reserved, and looked at me with a dark cloud covering his face.

I look at him, he looks at me, he doesn't look at Su Weibai, but he scolds Su Weibai.

"What kind of scraps are there around you?"

Su Weibai replied: "My lord, Su Weibai, is ordered by the Deputy Pavilion Master to assist the Seventh Brother."

The old eight gave Su Weibai a glance, but still squinted at him.

"It's your assistant's duty to steal Lao Qi's moves?"

Su Weibai replied politely: "This is the acquiescence of the seventh brother."

I acquiesced, that's right, he couldn't learn the old seven's tricks.

The old eight laughed, applauding and laughing.

"Lao Qi's tricks can only be used by Lao Qi. It's because he completely abandons defense in every move and only focuses on offense. Only fools who don't want to die can learn it."

The old man gave Su Weibai another look of contempt: "What are you? Are you half as stupid as him?"

I don't understand, do you hate me or love me?

Generally speaking, I like to watch men tearing each other up, but when the two of them pinch, it’s not counted as a twat, and a chicken pecking at each other. It’s like multi-cell beating chromosomes violently, so I stopped it.

First of all, I glared at Lao Ba, "Have you finished practicing your skills?"

Forgot what happened last time?

The kid faltered for a second or so, then immediately stood up straight, and said triumphantly: "Of course I'm done with practice, do you think I won't finish my work before sneaking out?"

...What are you proud of?

Lao Ba let out a smirk, put his hands on his hips and said, "I might as well tell you, the deputy pavilion master will soon send you to assassinate Li Zangfeng. Your good days are coming to an end!"

I'm going to assassinate! ?

I was panicked and terrified for a moment, and suddenly felt that the world was vast, and the surrounding fields were full of knives.I was the only one who stepped on the steel wire, and I had to turn over and fall if I was not careful. I let the knife go in and out ten times, decorating the line of the knife with dripping blood.

I can hold my head in my heart and run around, but my face is stable, as stable as my weight.

So I seemed indifferent: "So what?"

The eighth man was stunned for a moment, then furious: "You don't know who Li Zangfeng is? Why don't you hurry up..."

He stopped the car suddenly and stuck the key words in his neck.

Hurry what?Hurry up and get ready?run away?Rebel now?

I wanted to ask again, but Lao Ba quickly ran away.

This little boy ran so fast, leaving my head full of doubts and incomprehensions.The last sentence flew around like wings in my mind, and every word shone with suspense.

He is clearly in a relationship with Lao Qi, why did he come to warn me?

So I asked Su Weibai: "Who is Li Zangfeng?"

Su Weibai was stunned: "Seventh brother also forgot about him?"

I really can't remember who he is, and I can't find anything in Lao Qi's memory bank.As a result, Su Weibai started to be silly. He finally found out that Lao Qi had someone he didn't know, and his white face overflowed with a sense of happiness that "I have more knowledge than idols".

Li Zangfeng, two words, a great man.

He learned knives at the age of seven, debuted at the age of 15, and became famous all over the world with a "Lightening Sword". Others' resumes are a curve of success and failure, but he has never fallen in a straight line.

His hobby is duels. He has fought 48 duels with masters of various factions, 24 of which are famous swordsmen in the northern and southern martial arts.

This black name is really not a joke, it stems from Li Zangfeng's double standard full of sense of justice.

If the opponent is not of good character, he is very likely to be killed in a duel.If the opponent's character is fair and he has enough energy, this person will attack from multiple angles, and finally shave off the black hair on the top of the opponent's head.

The ancients paid attention to the body, hair and skin of their parents, and this razor is a deterrent.If you are acquainted, admit defeat and save your life. Hello, me, hello, everyone, it is also an act of kindness.

In my opinion, this person should have a feud with Hairline to kill his father.

If you want to impress people with skills, you can shave your sideburns and trim your beard. Is it a human thing to shave the top of your head?

But fellow martial artists can breathe a sigh of relief, Li Zangfeng has recently graduated from Shave University, and he has a new goal.

You think, he has to stay a line in a duel with the Bai Dao, is it necessary for the Mafia killer?

So Li Zangfeng has already killed seven or eight famous assassins, and he is about to find Jieying Pavilion.

The more Su Weibai talked, the more I listened to it, the more I wanted to hang out. What kind of murderous god is eyeing Jieying Pavilion? As soon as I heard it, I was scared, and after listening to it, I wanted to cry. You can bury yourself in a hole, and you can come out after burying yourself as bacon.

Su Weibai looked at my face, and asked quickly: "What's wrong, Brother Seven?"

Am I instigating the central government?Su Weibai, an old seven iron fan, who wears such a thick idol filter, can also see that I am afraid?

I was in a panic when the kid suddenly asked excitedly: "Hearing about such a strong opponent, Brother Seven is getting excited?"

Shit, my coffin boards are flying off.

But I still cooperated with his performance, and said inscrutably: "It's really a joy in my life to win this opponent."

Su Weibai wrote "It's true" on his face, and reminded him: "Brother Seven just woke up, the deputy pavilion master should pick someone easy for you to kill. Li Zangfeng is too difficult, he won't let you go. "

Thank goodness!The coffin board it landed again.

While I was happy, I pretended to regret and said: "Are you sure?"

Su Weibai nodded: "I'm sure, if the deputy pavilion master really asks Seventh Brother to kill Li Zangfeng, I'll twist his head off and give you the food and drink!"

Good Sue!Just this one sentence, I will never call you a pervert again!

Three days later, Cao Gege spoke to me earnestly in front of his desk.

"Although you are recovering from an old injury, Li Zangfeng is really difficult, so I can only send you."

Cao Ji stared at me and smiled, but I only stared at Su Weibai.

He was shrinking his head from the side, and seeing me staring at him now, he squeezed a bleak smile, then I was happy, and I smiled at him too.

It's Lao Qi's smile.

He immediately did not dare to breathe out, and shrank his head and held his chest.

In order not to let him misunderstand what I meant, I laughed even older.

Su, don't worry, I know how you feel about me.Anyone who dares to say that you are not sincere to me, I will go up and applaud him!Whoever dares to think that you are talking big, I will give him a backhand!

From now on, whoever dares to call you a pervert will be my half-sister!