I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, as long as you put 490 taels of silver into my personal purse, you will get a glimpse of [The World’s No. That is to say, spiritual thanks.

Before I met Doctor Luo, I guess I would meet a fairy.

After meeting Luo Guicai, I realized that I had really met a god.

The god of capitalism, the god of the exploiting class!

Li Zangfeng's aggressive tactics didn't impress me, and Xue Lingmie's colleagues didn't increase my desire to survive, but Luo Gui made me want to live.

Poverty is killing me, and I have to pay back the money first.

Just for the initial treatment, I owed her 490 taels of silver.

If it's in the middle and later stages, I estimate that the money I owe will be as high as ten Li Zangfeng.

But I gritted my teeth and persisted, because after Luo Gui called Jiao Shouguang with gray eyes to fertilize, she turned her head and told me seriously.

"Whether you can afford it or not, whether you want to pay it or not, I will save you."

"You have a sliver of incense first in your body, and then the Wandudan I gave you. These two types of poison are criss-crossing, which is very troublesome."

"But trouble doesn't mean it's impossible. It's your luck that you met me. I will use what I have learned all my life to save you. And let me tell you, the chance of me saving you is not low, more than [-]%."

"It's just that this process may be very difficult. You have to suffer a little and go through a lot of suffering. Judging from your performance just now, I don't know if you can resist it."

The ghost is as careful as dust, and she can tell at a glance that I am afraid of pain.

I thought about it, and said resolutely, "I can bear it."

Later I found out that she is not good at exploitation, and the initial price is actually not expensive.

Because of my serious injuries and fierce poison, when I was sent to her, I actually didn't need any strength. I just held my breath to open my eyes and make fun of it.So the medicine she used on me was the best.

What "Egret Jiusheng Pill", what "Xumi Jiezi Pill", what "Centennial Grass" and "Yin Yang Lotus" are abbreviated to two words - super expensive.

Expensive is expensive, after pouring a series of strong medicines, I did have a reaction in my body.

At least I don’t have that hot and cold feeling in my chest anymore, the wound doesn’t seem numb anymore, and the pain in my limbs has come back to life. I can breathe a little longer now, I won’t die tomorrow, I have to wait a few days month and then offline.

Most of these medicines were collected by her from other herbal medicine vendors and doctors. The cost is very expensive, and it can't be cheaper from her. Even if it is only a little higher than the cost price, it is a price that many people can't afford. .So she began to complain when she made the medicine, saying that the cost of the medicine could not be lowered because the big drug dealer controlled the source of the drug, and the small drug dealer bought it more expensive, and the lower people bought it even more expensive. The prices of high-quality and cheap herbal medicines are so high that it is difficult for ordinary people to enjoy them.

Speaking of anger, Luo Guicai smashed the medicine viciously, pointed at the medicine dregs and cursed: "These profiteers!"

It is indeed a profiteer who dares to squeeze ghosts.

Ghosts, take your breath away and crush them into juice.

Speaking of the latter, her eyebrows, which were as thin as a swallow's tail, raised up, her eyes flashed a light of hatred for iron, she clenched her silver teeth and said: "If the upper ones raise the price, the lower ones will only follow suit." How can this world be better if you learn from others?"

At this time, I will look at her with very kind eyes, suggesting that she will lower the price for me.

In the end, Luo Gui just finished scolding the profiteer and the middleman, but no matter how she scolded her, she couldn't scold her. My eyes were blinking and twitching, and she couldn't even see me.

But don't tell me, although Luo Guicai is a ghost, he is indeed a miracle doctor.

God is a god of technology and a god of business talent, but she puts human life first, and she doesn't say sorry to doctors.

People who come to her for medical consultation, as long as they don't have pimples and other diseases, she will treat them first and then charge for them.

Treating first means regardless of the cost, regardless of the stock of medicines, you can keep your eyes shut for several days and nights, and you will definitely save this person.

After that, if the person wants to pay the bill, it depends on whether he is poor or rich, whether he is capable or not.

If she is so poor, then let her bring some eggs and fruits to her every year, or come to help her when the farming season is busy.It would be very different if you met a dueling guy like Li Zangfeng who was stupid and had a lot of money.Slaughtering a large sum of money and harvesting a wave of IQ taxes to supplement her rare medicine stock, she did this without mercy.

If she meets a capable person like me, she doesn't charge money, but she will ask me to contribute and do some work, for example, my itinerary for the next day is like this.

Add medicine to meals in the morning and evening, chop firewood and grow herbs in the morning to learn nursing knowledge, sleep in at noon, feed chickens and ducks in the afternoon, wash clothes, and take a medicinal bath after dinner.

I don’t think it’s a big thing to chop firewood and take medical care. I can still raise my posture. I also think it’s fun to feed chickens and ducks. When I get tired from feeding, I lie down and let a group of chicks and ducklings sit on my head and on my back. Jiao Shouguang, who was watching from the side, was stunned as he turned around on his stomach.

It's just that the medicinal bath that I took at night didn't look normal, and at first glance it turned out to be a highly saturated gay fan.

I don’t know what ingredients are added to this pink bath water. The bubbles rising from it seem to have colorful lights under the candlelight, as if there are two small stars gathered on it. At first glance, it looks like a strawberry salad. It is pink paint deposit.

What a cute and creepy color.

I took a deep breath and took five steps forward and then four and a half steps back.

After walking for half a stick of incense, I finally walked to the side of the bathtub, and then I sank down with a generous expression.

How should I describe the feeling after I went there? At first I felt like I was soaking in a hot spring, but then I felt a little itchy all over my body, like [-] small fishes biting the dead skin on my body.Afterwards, I became more comfortable, and my whole body felt warm, as if floating in fairy water.

But in the end, I felt that the pink bath water seemed to be cold.

It solidified as it cooled, and the pinkish-red liquid condensed into jelly.When I soak comfortably, it wraps around me like jelly.Most of my strength has been lost due to the medicine.

So I was just frozen in the tub.

Became the world's No.1 human being sealed by pink jelly.

Probably because I soaked in it for too long, Luo Gui came to knock on the door.

"Old Qi, is the soak ready?"

"It's soaked."

"Why don't you come out after soaking it? It's the first time I've given it to people. You can't soak it for too long."

"The water is cold."

"You should come out when the water is cold."

I looked towards the door with a deadpan expression.

I think good patients have to tell the doctor the truth no matter what.

No matter how embarrassing or terrible things are, they must be said seriously.

"Genius doctor, I'm frozen."

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I thought Seventh Brother's face could be buried in the ground, but I was still naive.

Even waste has to be recycled these days, and Seventh Brother's face has to be dug out of the soil, thoroughly crushed in all aspects, and then used to apply flowers and fertilizers, so as to be worthy of Seventh Brother's dignity in his lifetime.

But don't believe me, when I said it, I relaxed for a moment.

Because genius doctors are different from us, they have seen countless weird symptoms, and they are all well-trained, no matter how funny they are, they will not laugh.

Luo Guicai really didn't laugh,

After hearing my shocking thunder, she didn't seem to be surprised at all, but just gave a soft "oh".

Then drifted away slowly.

But I didn't laugh the whole time!

Sure enough, he is the world's number one genius doctor, who has received professional training in banning laughter!

However, after she had floated for about twenty steps, I suddenly heard a cry that even a ghost could not utter.

The voice was like a lynx rolling and roaring on the ground, and the suppressed and depressed strong feelings erupted almost instantly.I listened to the numbness of my scalp in the bathtub, and I was shocked.

Dr. Luo was attacked!

This wooden house is not far from the cliff, Cao Geometry's people must have chased here!

I was about to pull out the bucket and charge with the bucket.In the end, I heard Jiao Shouguang exclaiming from the side.

"Miracle doctor, why are you rolling on the ground?"

"Why are you still covering your stomach!"

"Why did your face start to twitch?"

……

I will answer this question, she laughed.

Ghost, I will never call you dear doctor Luo again.

I won't call you "Miraculous Doctor Sister" with full respect in my heart.

From then on, in my eyes, you are the god of capitalism, the fairy of exploitation, the master of pink jelly, and the sealer of the bather!

Lao Jiao was still worried, but I heard Luo Gui stood up and she straightened her clothes.

"I just fell on a rock and accidentally fell into the laugh hole."

Do you think Lao Jiao is a fool!Even if he is a fool, he won't believe what you say, okay! ?

Lao Jiao said angrily: "I knew it was like this! I will smash away these stinky stones blocking the way tomorrow!"

……

You'd better hit yourself first.

Then hit me too.

Doctor Luo said: "Hurry up and get Lao Qi out of the tub, he will lose his strength after soaking for a long time."

The use of the word "fishing" is very spiritual, and Jiao Shouguang made a "head" when he heard it, and felt that he still seemed a little resistant to the matter of fishing me naked.But Luo Gui just ordered, and he couldn't refuse, so he went to find me.

As a result, as soon as he knocked on the door, I said in the room with a serious face: "There is no need to come in, I will come out right away."

Jiao Shouguang said happily: "Is there really no need to come in?"

"Give me half an hour."

Two hours later.

I finally stood up.

The soles of my feet touched the ground, and the feeling was so good that I will remember this moment of rebirth for the rest of my life.

First of all, I pierced the bottom of the bath tub with Brother Qi's steel toe, and I can walk with my feet out, but there is a small side effect-my body is still in the bath tub filled with pink jelly.

While they were all gone, I charged all the way with the bucket, rushed to the woodpile, took out the axe, and first chopped the bucket into pieces, but my body was still frozen with gelatinous jelly, so I lay on the ground and started Rolled on the spot.

If you can't imagine this kind of scene, you can imagine a pink drum washing machine with a big jelly inside.

After rolling it back and forth more than a dozen times, all the jelly was broken, so I hummed songs all the way without any hindrance, and ran back to my room on tiptoe.

Here I want to say that although being sealed by jelly is a terrible experience, it is still worth it overall, because when I returned to the room, I became inexplicably excited, singing and dancing in the middle of the night, and the remnants of jelly were still on my body. With a pink glow.

So this night, I became a happy glowing pink boy.