I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, and I think the old-fashioned meme of jumping off a cliff and not dying expired in 2009, but it turns out that people are still using it in 2019.

It can be seen that earthy human beings in this world are never out of date, because they are earthy from beginning to end and have never been fashionable.

In the future, if you meet an author who writes an article like this, please call him a soil author, cherish his soil flavor, and express your love for his soil with comments and mines.

Back to the present, I jumped off the cliff with Wei Chaoshan in my arms. During the fall, I hit three trees growing on the edge of the cliff, which gave me a great buffer. That’s all, I fell in the middle At that time, I originally wanted to go down firmly and decisively. I thought that it would be very happy to die when my head hit the ground, and I was much happier than falling into a high paraplegic.In the end, Wei Chaoshan and I turned over miraculously in the air, and then turned over again. After more than a dozen rounds of lingering turns, he came to the bottom.

So at the moment of landing, he became my cushion, and I became his reminder.

Those who wanted to die didn't die, and those who didn't want to die died, what do you think this is?

I live, I live, but I don't live very well.

I don't know how many bones were broken, and I don't know how many pieces of meat in the internal organs leaked or shattered. Anyway, the whole person seemed to be crushed into a can half the height of a person, squeezed and crushed ten times. Come out after many hours, almost in my current state.

I definitely won't be able to stand up, but I feel that in the next day, it would be funny if I hugged Wei Chaoshan, a humanoid trash, to death.

So with the last of my strength, I turned over and lay on my side.

This is the end, I decided to beat myself to death and not to move anymore, the slightest movement would cause hundreds of thousands of pains.Fang Jiyun is not afraid of death, but the most afraid of pain. The nurse who gave him an injection at the Children's Hospital knows best.

As a result, when I turned over, I saw some strange sights.

There is no abyss under this cliff, nor is it complete wilderness.

There are actually people living here.

Such a place with inconvenient transportation and almost isolated from the outside world is actually inhabited by people?

I lay on the ground with my eyes open, and saw a wooden house not far away.

The smoke from the coir stove is rising, chickens and ducks are screaming at each other, and dogs are singing. I made up a new version of Taohuayuan Ji and Liaozhai in my mind. I think that people who can live in such deep mountains and old forests are either peerless or peerless. A demon, an expert must find a fresh and refined residence to improve his status, and a demon must find a secluded place to do all kinds of things that are inappropriate for children.

I had to be more optimistic, so I thought about Peach Blossom Spring from afar, but a copy of Outlaws of the Marsh came out of that wooden house.

Books can't be perfect, but a tall man walked over. His left and right hands are full of tiger and leopard tattoos, and the beard on his face is so thick that it can pierce a person. It's not too much to come out of the biography.

But what went against this macho temperament was precisely his attire.

The man was actually holding a flower basket in his hand, which was full of pink petals, and there were a few flowers on his body, and he was actually carrying a flower hoe on his shoulder, even the end of the flower hoe was stained with pink flower mud.

With such a personal design and styling, there is a kind of literary and rough temperament of Lu Zhishen burying flowers with tears, and Lin Daiyu pulling up weeping willows.

As soon as the big man came over, he stared at me for a long time, and I also stared at him for a long time.We gave each other a friendly stare.

This person is familiar, must have seen it somewhere.But Seventh Brother's brain is not a very obedient organ, it is very good at living up to my expectations, the more I try to think about it, the more I can't remember where I have seen him.

I didn't speak, and the man didn't speak, and stared at me with wide eyes.

If the two of us were motionless, I would be too embarrassed to blink, so I kept my eyes open.

I looked at him with blood all over my head, and my eyes widened friendly and kept staring.

After a while, he saw that I had opened my eyes for so long, probably because he thought I was dead, and suddenly heaved a long sigh, annoyed and resentful: "You still have today..."

I winked at him politely.

As a result, the man was so frightened that he flew away.

He was obviously a seven-foot-tall man, but in an instant his bones swelled in fright, and he jumped up again, almost ten feet tall.

"you are still alive!?"

I blinked again.

I also slowed down the blinking a bit as a gesture of goodwill.

This time the man froze in fright.

Then I remembered that my face was covered in blood now, and this slow-motion blink had the charm of a horror movie.Since Seventh Brother laughs like a female ghost, this may not be a European and American horror movie, but a Japanese and Korean one.

After a while, the man woke up.

He looked at me with a look of the rest of his life, his brows and eyes were squeezed for a long time, and he didn't know where to put them.

In the end, he didn't even raise his eyebrows at all. He pointed at me and scolded: "You, you weirdo! You're still alive after falling like this!"

Could this be Lao Qi's enemy?

Then the cuteness I sell is not sold to the blind! ?

Seventh brother, forgive me for throwing your face away repeatedly, please bless my life than the epiphyllum, my life is like a rocket, and I will quickly go to you to apologize.

I was praying in my heart, but the man stomped his feet back and forth angrily. He seemed to be considering some difficult decision. The earth-shattering step by step was quite familiar.I was wondering who he was, but this guy came over, he seemed to have made up his mind, and just stared at me upright.

"Old Seven, you have finally fallen into my hands."

This line is a bit off.

It reminds me of the beginning of a certain Begonia article.

So I looked at him, and I planned to stop this unsuitable style of painting with Seventh Brother's righteous smile.

"who are you?"

This sound was very soft and weak, but he seemed to be completely cold from the beginning to the end, his face was flushed, and his beard was shaking.

"You don't even remember who I am?"

"I'm Jiao Shouguang! It's Jiao Shouguang who was let go by you by the Jinxian River!"

Oh oh oh... Jiao Shouguang... So you are Jiao Shouguang.

Who is Jiao Shouguang?

Probably because my puzzled face angered him again, Jiao Shouguang had to recall it for me.

"That day when you were by the Jinxian River, I brought 11 people to kill you, but Li Zangfeng messed things up. Do you still remember?"

Oh oh oh oh!You are the unlucky tall man who was played by me and Li Zangfeng as a football!The one with a strong body!

I see, this is an acquaintance.

If I meet an acquaintance before I die, then I will be very happy.

I believe that with his hatred for Lao Qi, I will be able to meet Lao Ba soon, or go back to modern times.

As a result, Jiao Shouguang looked at me very seriously: "You think I will let you die so easily?"

"You let me go by the Jinxian River, but you should think about why you didn't kill me at the beginning."

say.

Isn't this another Wei Chaoshan?Bitten harder after being let go?

Then am I even more stupid than Li Zangfeng?Isn't this plot repeated? ?

After finishing speaking, Jiao Shouguang glared at me viciously, bandaged my wound viciously, tore his own clothes viciously, and began to bandage my wound viciously. In the end, my whole brain was viciously vicious, and my brain temporarily When I landed, the adjective database was exhausted, and I couldn't find any other words.

Although the whole process was vicious, he was really healing me.

What on earth is he trying to do?

Jiao Shouguang glared at me while bandaging, pointed at me and cursed: "When I save your life and heal your wounds, I will fight you hard again! When you are defeated by me, you will be disgraced and heroic!" No more, you know that you should have killed me with a knife, instead of saving my life!"

I really laughed.

My laughing wounds are about to burst.

"You want to save me?"

Seeing that I didn't believe it, Jiao Shouguang said angrily, "What do you think I'm doing now?"

Seeing that he was sincere, I sighed, and I had to tell him the truth.

"I was seriously injured... I was poisoned by a strange poison, and I was going to die anyway. You don't have to waste time on me just to let out a sigh of relief..."

Jiao Shouguang paused, then looked up at me solemnly: "I just want to ask you one last question."

"Please say."

"There are rumors in the world that Lao Qi has never survived. When I sent someone to assassinate you, you could have killed me with one knife. Why did you let me go?"

This makes me very difficult.

My brain is not very good, and I can make do with it. Now that I have been seriously injured and poisoned, it is not enough. He still asks me all these brain-consuming questions. How can this make me Answer?

So I thought about it and broke it in a philosophical tone.

"It's not that I let you go...it's just that there's no need to kill you."

Jiao Shouguang was taken aback when he heard this, his thick needle-like beard twitched again and again, and the blue veins on his forehead represented depression and resentment.

"You don't even bother to kill me. It can be seen that in the eyes of a big man like you, we are not as good as a speck of dust."

No, no, that's why you underestimated yourself. Your appearance at that time helped me overcome Li Zangfeng's allergy crisis. You are a professional spoiler, and you are an expert in breaking embarrassment.

Jiao Shouguang continued to look at me, his eyes sharpened suddenly, and he said the next paragraph firmly in his tone.

"You can look down on me, you don't need to take me seriously. But I have to repay you for not killing me no matter what. Whether you want it or not, I will save your life!"

He stood up, his beard raised stubbornly, and his eyes were full of pride, a kind of pride that made me feel very ominous.

"I'll take you to see Dr. Luo right now!"

After going around and around, I still can't escape this miracle doctor Luo.

But every time I think of him now, I think of the nose clip he sold to Li Zangfeng for 1000 yuan for two consultations. Every time I think about it, my face twitches.I feel a little wronged to describe him as a "miracle doctor", so I decided to change his name in my mind to the master of rhinoplasty.

But I only have one day left. This Jiao Shouguang really has the ability to drag me to Dr. Luo before I go offline, and renew my life?

I don't know about this, but I found out that he is not as good as Lao Qi in terms of killing people, but in terms of caring for the wounded, he is a few blocks better than Li Zangfeng, who is mentally retarded in medical science.

Don't look at his beard as thick as wicker and his palm as big as a basketball. He is very careful in doing things.

He first took a few boards, fixed my broken bones, and then triple-packaged my wound. The bandage and wound medicine were applied together to ensure that there would be no infection and bleeding again, and then a second-round dressing On the small car, a quilt and wound medicine were laid on it, and I was put on it, covered with a small quilt, and fixed with ropes to prevent falling from above me.

After this set of operations, I regretted how I treated him before.

He just wanted my life at the time, and I actually played people like football.So disrespectful.

If I'm lucky enough to survive this time, let him kick me a few times to enjoy myself. Anyway, Seventh Brother is already dead in name in the world. I can make Seventh Brother's face fly away and Fang Jiyun's face land first.

Having said that, the same is to release people, but the result is far behind. I think this is the inevitable result of IQ leading the way.

Li Zangfeng let him go because he was trying to force him, he almost buried the three of us with him, I wanted to beat him up.

I let him go because Jiao Shouguang's social reputation is not bad. Everyone agrees that he has no brains, but he has a deep sense of loyalty and love, so I think it's meaningless to kill such a person.

In the later years, every time I chatted with Lao Jiao, recalling the period under the cliff, I couldn't help feeling the wonder of fate.

Who would have thought that that insignificant release by the Jinxian River would have achieved his life and future, as well as my rescue in this desperate situation, and let me regain the motivation to live?

Destiny oh fate.

It's cruel, but it's amazing.

Next time it slaps me, we still have to scold it.

But for now, let us just praise its sweetness, its beauty, its ingenious design, and its hidden surprises for you after twists and turns.