I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, because Li Zangfeng popped out of the toilet, which made my heart avalanche, and from now on I can't do without him in my nightmares.So I made an important decision that will affect my life.

From now on, when I go to the toilet, I only use the squatting one.

Goodbye toilet, goodbye my safe toilet experience.

Before removing Li Zangfeng's shadow of [-] square meters, I have to check left, right, right and left three times every time I go to the toilet!If something pops out again, I'll press it down!Press dead! ! !

The vow is done, I have to go back to the present.

Because the latrine on the edge of the cliff was unused and there was no stock in it, Li Zangfeng looked clean and smelled fresh.But his handsome face was covered in ice, and his eyes were like two thunderbolts in the myth, surging and brewing in the rolling clouds.As for me, I was petrified just now, and now I am also full of coldness, with all my vigor stabbing people.

With me and him, the surrounding temperature dropped a few degrees.Imagine that the entire latrine is air-conditioned because of us.

If we talk about friendship, there will be 50 sneezes.Talking about bad feelings is good, hate is the peak of debut, Li Zangfeng must really want to tear me apart.

Then why didn't he draw a knife?He also stares at me.

To be polite, I glared at him too.

I also reminded him: "You shouldn't be here."

Brother, you are hiding from the toilet.

No one has used that place, it is very clean, and there is a mountain road below, which is suitable for lurking.

But that's the toilet.

Toilet.

Barrel alas.

In case someone comes over and lifts the lid, do you turn your ass/eye with your white eyes?

Li Zangfeng seemed to know that I was scolding him, he rubbed the scabbard with his thumb, lowered his eyes and said, "I was supposed to meet someone here, but that person hasn't come yet, here you are."

It turned out that I was hiding here to meet my accomplices... Is it my fault?

I looked left and right, looking for the legendary 1000 taels of gold nose clip, wanting to gain some insights from this thing, but Li Zangfeng frowned: "What are you looking at?"

I can't tell him I'm looking for a nose clip, so I say, "How's your nose?"

Li Zangfeng said without hesitation: "Very good."

He was looking at my face, now he's staring at my throat.

...Did I say something I shouldn't have said?

I pretended not to be guilty: "Are you deliberately releasing the news of assassinating Cang Shuangshuang?"

He said: "The message is an invitation, and I know you will accept it."

This person was talking nicely, but suddenly he smiled at this moment, which made me feel like flying.

If this smile were to be placed on other handsome men, it would at least overwhelm ten cities, but what about Li Zangfeng's smile?The whole corner of his mouth was split, like a puppet that was painted white and white.

How long has it been since he smiled?Can this face still be used? ?

Li Zangfeng saw that my face was even more indifferent, and seemed to feel that something was wrong, so he immediately withdrew his smile and returned to his expressionless demeanor.I feel old and pity again, I haven't watched a horror movie for a long time.

I reminded him again: "No matter who you are waiting for here, I am the guest here, not you."

Li Zangfeng said lightly: "When a guest comes from afar, the host should welcome him."

I'm not too polite: "Once your guest finds out, you will be surrounded. No matter how good your martial arts skills are, you can't escape!"

This sentence is already very, very long for Lao Qi, and I risked my life to persuade him.

Hurry up and leave before no one finds out. For the sake of saving me last time, I don't want to see you die at the hands of Su Weibai or the people of Dazixiao Palace.

Li Zangfeng only said: "You are right."

I was shocked, Li Zangfeng actually learned to listen to people?Is he out of his mind?

Li Zangfeng stared at me fiercely: "Old Qi, you are already surrounded by me!"

……ha! ?

Li Zangfeng's murderous intent was overwhelming: "I have a sword for each of us, you can't escape with your wings!"

……

……

You really do hate me.

I thought he would count the crimes.But I am superficial. Li Zangfeng not only has a duel spirit, but he is also very civilized. We talked for a long time, but he didn't mention that I made him sneeze fifty times, and he didn't even scold me.

He directly slashed over with a knife!

This person's black name is [24 Shave], but the official title is [Lightning Sword].

I have read the pirated version of Outlaws of the Marsh, and I know that titles are similar to Taobao evaluations. They can be popular, but they must be representative. For example, Song Jiang’s nickname is Sulfuric Acid Rain, and Li Kui’s nickname is Black Typhoon.

Refining the Divine Sword of Light, it must mean that the sword is fast, right?

It's okay, I see the trick.As long as he doesn't follow the stream of consciousness, Gu Longfeng, and doesn't come up with any flashy tricks, then I won't be afraid.

As soon as he came over with this knife, I found that Li Zangfeng was really a down-to-earth duelist.If he doesn't come, there is no flash of white light.

There is still white light, the light is gone!

When the knife came out, the sky and the earth were dark, and my eyes were completely black, as if thousands of lights had been refined into a bright spot in my retina.Li Zangfeng stabbed along this bright spot!

He stabbed my arteries!

My thinking instantly slowed down, and my vision also slowed down.

You must know that Li Zangfeng's movements are originally flowing, but now my vision has slowed down, and this extreme speed has become visible frame by frame in front of my eyes. The details of the blade are infinitely magnified in my eyes, and the movements have become a section of poetry, which is being laid down There is a sense of rhythm.

What is a sense of rhythm?For example, you see below.

The knife stabbed my old neck, it was scary.

I pinch it with two fingers, super fast.

The blade rubbed so hard that my calluses were young, and it hurt to death.

When I twisted the blade, it sank downwards, and turned 180 degrees outward, killing it!

Li Zangfeng!If you don't want to be twisted into a twist, let go!

Li Zangfeng is not relaxed.He exerted force on his wrist with the knife in one hand, and the big knife sank to my old shoulder, good guy!

Cutting down at this angle, a line of blood runs from the shoulder to the chest, my arm is useless and must be useless.

I withdrew my strength and sent the knife behind my shoulder.I also lay on my back, and pressed the thumb of my left hand against the back wall, with one thumb as a support, and turned my feet upwards!Stab!

kick his knees!

This guy hit my foot hard with his elbow, which made my foot numb, and his elbow was shaking, and we were both in pain, but he stepped back and withdrew the knife with such great strength that it rubbed my fingers together and caught fire.

It hurts, I let go of my fingers and my feet come out.

Kick him with a big knife!

I kicked in the air, it belonged to the strong vajra foot, the ordinary knife flew away early, and the joints of ordinary people are soft.In the end, his saber only jerked upwards, like his aunt flicking cotton, Li Zangfeng didn't even groan, he slashed again and again.

With the sound of "pa", I clenched the knife with my five fingers, and I was so handsome.

...It hurts me to death.

I twisted the knife and poked it back, trying to send the tip of the knife half a foot into the pillar.In the end, Li Zangfeng followed my example and rotated the knife 180 degrees outward. My five fingers kept the knife still, making me more handsome.

...I feel more pain from this.

He didn't move the saber, he turned outward, and brought the saber to his arms with the left-handed force, and a huge force pulled me over.He stabbed forward with his right foot and hooked my calf.

His legs are longer than mine, and his muscles are amazingly tight. This hook is equivalent to a half-ton heavy kick. I didn’t get knocked down by the hook, but my calf hurts like being stabbed by a needle knife. I can’t stand it anymore, let go If I backed away, he would come forward and slash my waist with a knife.

The knife was too close, I couldn't dodge it and lose a kidney, if I dodged well it would be a whole corpse, I was so frightened that my spine was lifted, how could I think of anything else?

There is no way back!Fight!

When he slashed at me, I turned my waist and turned the knife with the twist of my waist, turning the blade and turning the back of the knife.Then I spun to shorten the distance between us, and I punched the bridge of his nose!

The above is my imagination, and the following is my reality.

He slashed at me with the knife, I turned my waist, and turned the knife with the twist of my waist, but the blade didn't turn, but just slashed at me at an angle.I spun again to narrow the distance between the two of us, and I punched the bridge of his nose!

He shielded his face with his wrists, and when I punched him in a hurry, his nose was saved, but his wrists were dented and blue, rounding them up would be disfiguring.

Ha ha ha ha!Tell you to chop off my kidney!

I immediately retreated, he didn't even look at his wrist, he just touched his nose, the nose was missing a few precious hairs, his sharp eyes turned cold, and his murderous aura grew.

... What are you angry about? You, your nose is fine, but your wrist is fine!

Just as I was about to say, he suddenly withdrew his murderous aura.

His eyes are also strange.

He also looked down at me.

What are you looking at?

Li Zangfeng looked here and there, and he didn't know what he looked at me, so he said, "It's bleeding."

what is it

Wait a minute, did his knife miss and cut me?

So I touched my waist with a cold face, and spread my palms with a cold face.

blood.

palm of the hand.

Lao Qi's vajra buttocks.

It's broken.

……

……

Li Zangfeng observed my face, and then said solemnly: "I didn't aim at it to chop..."

Shut up for me! ! !