I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, and I am waiting for my full body massage.

During the day we fought exhaustedly, like two Australian kangaroos with eight-pack abs punching each other. He shaved my head hair, and I shaved his armpit hair. Even if it can be hairless in the heart, it is also hairless on the ground, so it doesn't really cut anyone's hair.

This is a good thing, but Li Zangfeng, with a serious face, will still unconsciously clamp his armpits after the truce, while I must walk by his side and resolutely not walk in front of him. his.

In this way, the two of us decided to find a room in an inn outside and sleep well.

It's not the colorful sleep you think, I don't play with colors, I'm very serious.

I lay on the soft bed solemnly, like a dog with its butt up, all four legs stretched out, comfortable and at ease, and there is no more relaxed and comfortable moment than this moment.

And what about him?

He put the knife down first.

Right next to my waist.

He let go of his defenses, as if the killing intent to shave during the day has left him, and now he is a good friend of Maos.

I couldn't help turning back and squinting at him: "What are you doing now?"

Li Zangfeng said: "Do what should be done."

This is a common Gu Longfeng nonsense, and I asked again: "Where do you want to massage first?"

Li Zangfeng replied: "Where do you want me to massage first?"

I thought about it, and said, "Put it on your waist."

When fighting with him, I have to worry about my kidneys. My waist has been twisted and reversed many times, and it is almost twisted into a braid. If he doesn't press my bones, I will be useless.

Li Zangfeng seemed very polite.

He moved a top chair to the side of the bed, sat down, lifted his sleeves, tied a knot, and his beautiful wrists were exposed openly. His five fingers seemed to be spiritual, and as soon as they fell down, he found the most sore waist Oldest muscle.

Then he started massage.

You can also convert this massage into massage.

I gave a strange laugh at first, and then the tone of the laughter further changed, sourness and astringency brewed in it, pain and pleasure broke out at the same time, like a big goose being pinched by the neck, I was too embarrassed to hear it. How can someone like Seventh Brother make such a sound?Why is this hardware turned into software by me?

I buried my head on the bed, I really longed for the bed to suddenly have a black hole, it would be best to suck my head in.

Unfortunately not.

Only the shadow of Li Zangfeng was on my head, and only the candlelight was crackling beside me like a lamp bursting.

So I sneaked a look at Li Zangfeng, and I saw that he looked serious, his hands were serious, only his facial lines were more stretched than usual, and his body movements were more comfortable than usual. He put the knife on the head of the bed, and his defenses disappeared. Hearing me When I called, I was ashamed, but he wasn't ashamed, only a little change fainted between his eyebrows, like a swallow raising its sharp and thin tail feathers.

His hands were like a pickaxe, and he hoeed the old farmer Qi's field with one stroke, loosening the soil here and digging holes there, especially his thumb, which hit some of my parts hard like a sledgehammer. Acupuncture points, so that I often have a suspicion that he wants to beat me.

This suspicion was later dispelled.

Because I'm sure he just wanted to punch me.

It's just that he hit me in a different way.

This shows that he is a bad embryo who is open-minded on the surface, but actually cunning.

Some acupoints are not located well, hidden on the back, like small ditches between two mountain peaks.

Generally, people who are accustomed to sleeping on hard beds suddenly sleep on a warm bed, and these acupuncture points will feel uncomfortable. They are like being pierced by a small needle for a full three points, and they are heavy and sore, with a faint pain.Moreover, there is not much lean meat here, and it goes straight to the femur.I would hum if I twisted too little, wah-wah if I twisted too hard, and meow if I twisted it moderately.

Li Zangfeng, a bad embryo, attacked these acupoints in many ways. At first, he was like an old man driving a tractor, running and rolling past. Then he heard me screaming, and he knew something was wrong. At first, he was like a senior worker drilling. Youjing, then I started humming, it didn’t sound right, he used his thumb and forefinger to pierce the heavenly pillars like two holy swords, then I finally started screaming, this is Normal cool.

After meowing for a while, I felt a little strange, so I turned to look at Li Zangfeng.

"When did you become so good at massaging?"

If we go back, Li Zangfeng's performance on the cliff is worthy of his reputation as a medical idiot.

All the idiots who can break people's bones casually, when will they know the severity of their strikes?

Li Zangfeng was silent for a moment, and replied: "Last time at the Demon Cliff, you thought I was too rough."

I wondered: "So you went to learn massage from others?"

Li Zangfeng was silent for a while, and said, "I learned how to set bones."

He added: "But the person who taught me thinks I'm more suitable for massage."

...Who taught you?

Which strongman has done charity to teach you so well?

I looked at him curiously, trying to see some other variegated colors on his overly black and white face, but unfortunately there were no, there were also harmonious shadows like a mosaic, and no details could be seen.

But he actually went to learn bone setting for me?

I was wrong when I thought about it left and right. At that time, I should have been just a life-and-death friend to him, not a bed friend.

When did he learn it?I don't spend much time with him. Does he just learn when he has time?

People keep my heart by pleasing my stomach, you keep my body by beating my acupuncture points?

I thought about it, and decided not to think about it. The mountains in my chest were undulating, and the grooves in my brain were flat. I can't think about such a complicated thing. Why don't I let him explore with my heart open? I can also compete for the first place in Li Fan. one.

So I turned over, stretched my limbs, and said with satisfaction: "You have massaged your waist, and it's done well."

Li Zangfeng said seriously, "This proves that your waist is pretty good."

What is this evaluation?

Li Zangfeng's eyes became hot, and he said seriously: "It can stand the test, it can be a good waist!"

...? ?

What Li Yan Li Yu is this? ?

Li Zangfeng suddenly restrained his enthusiasm, and said coolly: "But I have only learned how to massage my back, if I rashly try other places, I may disappoint you."

This sounded quite normal, and I immediately looked at my unshrunk eight-pack abs, which was the representative of Seventh Brother's King Kong Barbie temperament.

I said indifferently: "There is always a first time for everything, try it and you will know."

Li Zangfeng seemed to have gotten a hint, so he really went up and tried it.

As a result, he pressed my intestines and stomach all at once, and pressed down hard with his finger... I almost didn't make me vomit all the bile and gastric juice!

Li Zangfeng saw my face suddenly changed, so he let go, and asked strangely, "What's wrong?"

What's wrong?

You almost squeezed out my old stomach and you still ask me what's wrong?

With lingering fear in my heart, I covered my old stomach and intestines, and said with a livid face, "Why do you press here?"

Li Zangfeng asked doubtfully, "Didn't you ask me to press it?"

...I didn't put my hands on my stomach to let you get my stomach out! ?

Enough is enough, let this all return to normal.

Pointing to the two upper and lower tumors, I said, "You can push as you please, but don't move other places, can you do it?"

Li Zangfeng's eyes moved slightly. In the past, I might really have thought he was a piece of wood, but now that we've gotten to know each other well, I could see right away where he had created a fire in a corner, and the flames were blazing. From his raised eyebrows to his slightly swaying dimples, if it weren't for the corners of his overly reserved mouth pulling his facial muscles, I would think his bangs would fly off.

As for it?

What happened next proved to be true.

He actively massages and completes in one step, which fully demonstrates the specialty of agricultural experts in actively digging deserts. He took the lead in exploring the surrounding area at the upper tumor, controlled the line with points, and formed a surface with lines, giving several acupoints the same heavy or light treatment. , Afterwards, we had in-depth exchanges, and had a frank and open collision with the lower tumor area. There were some small frictions in the process, but it further enriched the friendship between the area and demonstrated the friendship between him and me since ancient times.

After the above exchanges, I extracted two key points, four characters.

Wonderful!Meow!

I lay on the bed contentedly, expressing that I never wanted to get up again.The bed is me, I am the bed, me and the bed are a dear one, even Li Zangfeng can't separate me from it.

As a result, Li Zangfeng immediately picked me up from the bed and said, "Walk around first, and see how the massage works?"

I was a little uncomfortable being picked up, but I thought what he said was right, so I walked around with my back straightened up. This time, my muscles and bones were really refreshed, and my whole body was full of energy. It was the three tumors that hurt so badly, so he did it. It's a little heavy, but it doesn't hurt.

So I said: "I feel good, you can come again next time."

Li Zangfeng smiled slightly, as if he had been rewarded by the heavens, it was a rare and normal smile.

I also think his normal smile is very rare, so I looked at his features carefully, wishing to take a piece of paper and start sketching, so as to trace his normal smile and use it as a reference to distinguish his abnormal ones. laugh.

Li Zangfeng asked, "Why are you looking at me like this?"

I said, "I was just wondering, how many secrets do you have waiting for me to discover?"

Li Zangfeng covered his smile, suddenly grabbed my hand and said, "I'll take you to see my family when I come back from this duel."

...? ?

family! ?

Isn't Li Zangfeng a dueling guy who jumped out of a rock?

He still has a family? ?Isn't he a money printing machine? ?

Oh no, the money printing machine has to be made by humans before it can be refined. It is possible that the humans who made him are his family members, his parents.

This is the parents who want to see the money printing machine - the money making template!

I immediately held his hand back and said, "There's no need to wait, why don't you take me to meet your family tomorrow?"

Li Zangfeng smiled lightly and said, "Don't worry, let's rest first."

After speaking, he looked at the candlelight, and so did I.