I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, and I want to beat up Li Zang.

No matter how you think about it, it's his fault.

What did he say when he strapped my boobs?

He said that his technology is good, he said that he has enough experience, and he said that this thing will never be dropped.

But look now! ?

It is now falling on my stomach, and if I take another step, it will fall on my lifeblood!

At that time, this big piece will rise up, can you still see it?How far will my image fall before they can let me go?

Calm down, Fang Jiyun, you have to calm down.

I restrained all my senses from shifting, I took a deep breath, and I was thinking whether to simply admit it or try to explain it.

Although this matter is so bad, it can actually be salvaged.

For example, girls from the Xu family are discriminated against because they are too tall and have small breasts, because this is also discriminated against by the tribe.Then in order to pretend to be plump, she had no choice but to put on some fake breasts, that's okay.After all, my face is cute.

No matter what a lovely girl does, it should be forgiven.

Anyone who dares not to forgive me, I will beat Li Zangfeng.

Who dares not to be considerate of Laozi, Laozi even went to beat Li Zangfeng.

So I took another deep breath, raised my head heroically, and took a step forward with my head held high.

"actually, I……"

"Actually, he..."

The two voices collided, and I looked aside in astonishment, only to find that the person speaking was Li Zangfeng.

I looked at him, he looked at me, and the eyes of both of them burst out with a feeling of "I can explain why you are talking", and I felt that the trouble was getting worse.

Brother, what do you want to say?Are you brewing some uncanny brain circuit again?

Seeing that everyone's eyes were drawn to Li Zangfeng's side, he coughed methodically, and then said: "Actually, my granddaughter...has always envied women with plump figures...Please everyone look at her at a young age. , don't bother with her about these... minutiae..."

Sure enough, it was a miracle... Oh no, why is he exactly as I thought! ?

After going through an infinite loop of chicken-to-duck talks, he actually... actually wanted to get together with me! ?

This is a soul connection!

It's the ironclad proof that we finally went together in sync! !

Wind, you have grown up, you have changed from a tornado to a pillow wind! !Cloud I am very pleased ah! !

Although Lao Li is a little unreliable in his actions, he still has a certain aura in his speech, so at this moment, as a respected old lady, everyone can think of such a tactful hint.

I immediately cooperated with his performance, pretending to be ashamed and annoyed, the blood pooled on my cheeks, tremblingly pointing at the bloody clothes, showing the acting skills of my two lifetimes, cursing: "You first tease my lower part, and then hit my chest! You... ...You old bastard! Shameless! Shameless!"

The important words were repeated twice, but Xue Yihou became more energetic as he was scolded. He pointed at my throat and then at my stomach, and said with a strange yin/yang: "Your voice is like a man, and your chest is also like a man. , I think you are a man! You girl Xu is fake! Your whole family is fake!"

I sneered and said, "I was born tall, my voice is not good, and I was born with a hunched chest, but who is in the way!? You can look down on me, but you can't say that I am not a woman!"

Maybe it was my words that aroused the sympathy of some women, the beautiful sister Zuo Qingfa from "Faxianmen" pointed at Xue Yihou, and said not very politely: "Everyone has seen it, he just made a sneak attack just now. , clearly out of uneasiness and good intentions, fearing that the evidence will be destroyed. He has laid hands on a little girl, and even slandered her as a man, I don't think he looks like a man!"

Xue Yihou sneered and said: "Madame Zuo, the head of your Faxian Sect wrote a letter the day before yesterday, saying how smart you are, how smart you are and how dare you fight, why are you talking nonsense today! Look at this man, how does he look like a woman!?"

Zuo Qing laughed and said, "You man is so strange. A tall woman is not a woman? A woman without breasts is not a woman? Then are you going to say that a woman with big feet is not a woman?"

After she finished speaking, she lifted the corner of her skirt, revealing her pair of embroidered shoes generously. They were natural feet that had never been harmed by footbinding. They grew naturally and were comfortable and cute, so even the embroidered shoes were several points larger than usual.

When everyone was amazed, Zuo Qingfa smiled confidently and charmingly, tilted her agile big feet, and said, "Look at my big feet, isn't it beautiful? Who dares to say it's ugly?"

Naturally, no one would dare, only the blind and the desperate.

Next to her was a sister from Huajianhui, named Zhuo Qingjiao, who immediately giggled and said in a delicate voice: "My breasts are also strangely small. According to what old man Xueyihou said, I'm afraid I'm not a woman anymore."

The eldest grandson Yingrong of the Zhaojin Tower even raised the treasured sword named "Half-side Jiao" at his waist, and said with a sneer on the corner of his lips: "According to this, any woman who does not fit a man's fantasy is probably not worthy of living." .We should die now."

Those who can talk and hate, this is a normal woman who breaks into the rivers and lakes!From now on, you can be my sister!

I smiled happily and said, "The three sisters are absolutely right! Who stipulates that women in this world have only one type of appearance?"

Li Zangfeng suddenly looked at me with burning eyes and said, "Not only women should not have a certain look, but men too."

Brother, what kind of evil are you implying by saying that?Confess what?

That Zuo Qing smiled and said: "That's right, if he thinks you are not a woman again, my sister will take you to the side for a medical examination, just to stop the mouths of these rascals!"

Never!

As a result, Li Zangfeng was immediately more anxious than I was, and turned his head to deny it: "Although Zuo Nvxia has good intentions, but if you test it this way, will my granddaughter's reputation still exist? Just because of the words of a suspect, she will have to be questioned and subject to criticism." After the physical examination, how will she gain a foothold on the white road in the future?"

elder brother!You are my dear father from now on!

In line with his performance, I hurriedly frowned, put my eyebrows together, and said to Zuo Qing: "Thank you sister for your love, but the bloody clothes are suspected first, and insulted me later, I have to clean up." Let him be separated from everyone. If I can't teach him a lesson, I won't have the face to stay here."

Now I have no breasts, no voice and no reputation. I am equal to Xu Sanwu. I must beat up this old guy and regain the dignity of the girl's family. Only then can I become Xu Sanquan. It could even be Xu Sanduo.

Xue Yihou said, "You said you are a woman? Well, let me take off your mask and see if you are a woman or not?"

I pointed at him and scolded: "You bully me, a little girl, in public? Are you afraid that big guys won't stand it?"

I scolded casually, but Xue Yihou also took a step closer to me casually. He laughed softly, as if he had ten needles hidden in his throat.

"Why do you think they haven't come up until now, just watching the excitement? Do you think that you hide so well that no one dares to doubt you? They just want to see your martial arts skills and see if you are Really Xu girl."

This old villain is really scheming, so it's time to provoke.

He then said with a smile: "This auction is not completely public, and the sects who came here bought a lot of contraband from me. Silly boy, do you think they will help you, or help me?"

As soon as my face darkened, I thought it was a bit strange. Why did we all start fighting, but there was no response from the bottom, could it be that Xue Yihou had all the blame for them?That's why you're just sitting on the sidelines?

Seeing my silence, Xue Yihou seemed to have a winning ticket in his heart, and said, "I can probably guess who you are here for. Even if you expose my fault, Liang Wan's reputation will be ruined. There is no evidence that can make him reverse the case." Here, if I die, everyone else can live, but he can't live well, and he has to continue to live in exile, what do you think?"

He turned the volume up so well that no one could hear it except me.In the eyes of outsiders, it was just that Xue Yihou opened his mouth when he approached me. Looking at his benevolent expression, he could only persuade me with good words, and wanted me to calm down the fighting and not to make trouble.

But where in the world is there such a good thing?

At this time, after comparing Gao Youyou and the people from the Gushan faction, they saw that the iron needle that A'Du handed over was the thing stuck in the neck of the unlucky Geng Changqing.Immediately, some sensible people in the Gushan faction began to shout.

"Blood Yihou, you bastard! It's fine for you to deal with Feng Qingshan by yourself, but you used my senior brother as bait to provoke the relationship between our faction and the famous arrester of the public! You old wolf-hearted bastard! I think Feng catcher Tell the truth!"

The direction of the wind you just had was not like this, but now that you've all woken up, I'll save you from complaining.

But Liang Wan winked at me and reminded: "Xiao Fang, he is delaying time!"

When he said that, I suddenly realized something.

Xue Yihou and I spent a full third of the page counting words!What exactly is he trying to do! ?

Just as I was thinking this, a group of people suddenly rushed out of the arena, all in black, all holding high-quality blades and bows/crossbows. In the sun, it looked like a group of black waves engulfed a silver dragon , almost completely surrounded the place.

These are just ordinary monsters, not including elite monsters.

Others don't have an impression of the leaders when they see them, but I do!

Nine Shocking Doors - "Sacred Mountain Shocking Sword" Ji Jingchou!

Emerald Hall - "Jewelry" Di Jiaer!

And Baodenglou's new top killer - "Three Swords in Autumn" He Qiuran!

There is also the last one - the second child of Jiexing Yinyue Pavilion, who is said to have made rapid progress in martial arts and is expected to replace Xue Lingmie's master, the second ranked master - "Catching the Moon with Empty Hands" Duanmu Xiaoliang!

Master.

Quan TM is a master.

Where did Xue Yihou get the money to hire so many masters! ?

And there is Duanmu Xiaoliang! ?

I remember this person.

Because he has a weird name and a weird person, let me give you a few examples.

He once said directly to Lao Qi: "I think you are so picky and picky, you must not live long, write your last words as soon as possible."

Harvested Seventh Brother's ignorance.

He also said to Lao Xue: "I think you are too devoted to people, and you will definitely die on this. You might as well take it easy."

I got a supercilious look from Lao Xue.

He even said to Lao Ba: "I think there is something wrong with the way you like people. If you don't tell, you just do it. He will never understand. Give up."

I got a flying sword from Lao Ba, but it was a pity that he hid it.

So what does this person say?Because of his reckless temper and thoughtless speech, he offends people all the time. He is often out of tune with killers with zero EQ because of his negative EQ.

In the end, because he was disliked by others, he was trusted by Cao Geometry, and he did not die in his plot, so the matter of fate is really mysterious. I even think he did it deliberately to hide his clumsiness?Seeing that he can live to this day, he doesn't look like the type with a really sick brain.

I was thinking about the past, and suddenly thought of something.Isn't Xue Lingmie still lurking here?Why did Jieying Pavilion send another killer?This situation is not right.

I was thinking about people, but Duanmu Xiaoliang looked at me.My heart tightened, could he still learn from Lao Xue and recognize me at a glance?

As a result, he continued to look at me strangely and asked a question.

"I said you little sister, why is your nei drooping on your stomach?"

Who are you talking about hanging down to the belly! ! ?You have something wrong with you! ?

Emotional intelligence is low ass!You guys don't have a brain at all, do you! !