I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, and I think I was probably confessed just now.

Why is this person like this?

While talking about like to stick a knife in my chest, while talking about not treating me as a human being.

He said he couldn't get used to the smell of sweat from men, but he said he was used to me.

What do you mean?I'm not human?I am not a man?

But now he is hugging me with great strength, with his arms around his waist, showing a determination not to hug someone to a bone and not let go, so I think I should take my time.Others are others and he is him, he might really break me when he gets excited.

I waved my hands that I didn't know where to put them, and asked cautiously: "Now that you have figured it out, do you understand what you are going to do next?"

Li Zangfeng's head was stuck between my cheek and neck, his hair was tickling me like a ball of black silk, he breathed heavily and said, "I understand."

After he finished speaking, he let me go, but his hand was still on my arm, showing a subtle coercion, as if he was afraid that I would run away on the spot. His eyes were nailed to me like a nail, quite There is an illusion of fierce 0 anger hugging cute 1.

"It's not suitable to stay here, we should go to the inn and get a room."

But I said: "The inn is clean, but there are too many people, if there is any noise, it's not good."

Li Zangfeng raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you think there aren't too many people here?"

I laughed and said, "Can you separate the most beautiful leaf from a forest? Or can you find a special drop of water from a river? There are people doing things everywhere, we do ours, they do theirs , who cares who?"

Li Zangfeng seemed to think this was reasonable, thought for a while, and said, "If you must choose this place, please go and tell the boss that I want the cleanest room."

I nodded.

"The floor had to be cleaned three times and deodorized with incense."

This is normal, I nod again.

"The bed must have been unused within 3 months, the mattress must be the latest style, and the pillows must not be too high."

It's a bit troublesome, but I still nodded.

"Before doing things, you have to take a bath, and wash your hair with Saponaria Polyporus."

I looked at the mysterious crystal water droplet on his forehead again, and I also nodded.

"After bathing, eat a few pieces of fragrant fruit, rinse your mouth with salt water, and freshen your breath,"

I couldn't hear it right now, the joy on my face flew at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"The last step is to trim the nails, toenails, and put on a scented dress to cover up the previous smell."

I think Li Zangfeng's face is not right when he looks left, but he is very picky when he looks right.I just have to say it.

"Do you think I'm dirty and smelly?"

Li Zangfeng stopped to think, and gave me a strange look: "Why do you think so?"

I felt grievances in my heart, my face was not crisp, my throat was cold and bitter like a thorn in my mouth, and the coating on my tongue seemed to be buried with thunder, ready to explode anytime and anywhere.

Although I don't have a cleanliness obsession like Li Zangfeng, I have never been so hygienic since I was a child, and I was still insulted by such a close person.

It doesn't matter if others dislike me, that's because others are blind.

If he dislikes me, that's the most important thing, it means I'm blind, I've found the wrong person, I have to find a place to cry by myself.

So I spoke frankly with Li Zangfeng.

"If you want to find a very clean place every time you do something serious, and wash me clean before doing it, then don't you think I'm unclean?"

Li Zangfeng seemed to want to say something, but I raised my hand to interrupt him first, pointing to myself and said, "I just smell like this. I don't smell bad or oily. I'm just like that. If you're not used to the smell, why pretend to be used to it? You I'll be tired if I'm not tired."

Li Zangfeng flatly denied it: "You misunderstood."

"What am I misunderstanding?"

Li Zangfeng said seriously: "I remember every face of you, and I like them all. The bathing, rinsing, manicure, and changing clothes I just mentioned are not talking about you, but talking about myself."

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Oh.

Excuse me, I take my leave.

I was embarrassed and wanted to turn around and run away. After thinking about it, there seemed to be no suitable place to run away, so I looked back at him and asked, "Why are you doing so many steps?"

After hearing the question, Li Zangfeng went to stare at his own hands.

He has a serious expression and vigilant eyes, as if there are tons of bacteria hidden in the nails of this finger, and an acre of large mushrooms suddenly grew on the palm of his hand, as if he had to cut off his whole hand to clean it.

"I haven't washed well these days, it's too dirty."

... If you count dirty, then am I not a large fungal cultivation base?

"Since the last battle with Xue Lingmie, I haven't trimmed my hair. It's really unsightly."

... You can't find even a trace of dandruff on your head. You don't think flat bangs are cute enough?

I couldn't help shouting: "You are very good in my eyes, you don't need these cumbersome steps."

Li Zangfeng said stubbornly, "I think it is necessary."

"I don't think so."

Li Zangfeng said stubbornly: "I still think it is necessary."

... Are you a repeater or am I a repeater?You even robbed me of the character setting of the repeater?

I was helpless: "Why are you so obsessed with cleaning up? Why don't you just go straight to it?"

Li Zangfeng turned his head away, and there were two levels of indifference on his face: "I don't want to answer" and "I didn't hear".

But under the urging of my eyes, the encouragement of my movements, and the closer the distance, he brewed and accumulated, he held back and held back, he couldn't hold back anymore, and he spoke softly with his eyes.

"No matter what, you are the best. But this is the first time you have entrusted your body and mind to me. I must do better to be worthy of your sacrifice."

do not talk.

I was really stunned.

I never expected that such a reason would be tossed and turned in his mind for a long time.If it weren't for the indifference on his face, or the forbearance and firmness in his tone, I could almost hear a hint of coquettishness.

Who is this?

what is this?

Peerless fierce 1 ah!

The pioneer of the field! !

As a subject, he consciously and diligently wants to clean himself inside and out, and as a dueling guy who is good at brainstorming wrong ways, he actually correctly saw that I was attacking for love, and he said that I was giving Why!He understood all my struggles!

As expected of Li Zangfeng!

As expected of a duelist!

Even though the first dozen times he saw me were just making up mistakes, this time he was completely on the right path!Not even the slightest crooked path!

I was very moved in my heart, my heart was hot and my eyes were hot, I immediately held his hand and said: "Since you have made up your mind, let's go to see the boss first, I will decorate the room, and you can take a good wash."

Then the two of us walked out of the room together, and I told the boss to find a new room that had never been used by anyone, and prepared a bathtub, some incense in it, and asked a few dexterous servants to help him Manicure and hair.

As for me, I can't be too vague.

He has worked so hard for the first battle, how could I have the nerve to go to him sweating like this without taking a shower or doing my hair?It has to be delicious.

So I found another room to wash and tidy up, inside and out.I can assure you that I have never bathed my dog ​​with such care.

It was almost done, I changed into new clothes and went out, only to find that the owner of Qingzhuxuan was talking to a servant in a hurry.

When I was about to ask, the boss was so angry that he slapped the boy and said, "You bastard! That is the tea you want to deliver to Tianzi Zhongfang. Who told you to deliver it to Tianzi Shangfang?"

Isn't Li Zangfeng's place in Tianzi Shangfang?

I hurried over and asked, "What's going on? Isn't it just a cup of tea? What's the big deal?"

When the boss saw me coming, he said with a bitter face: "This tea was originally intended to be delivered to Tianzi Zhongfang, for the guest to flirt with his old friend! This is the first time for your friend to do this. If he drank the medicine of tiger and wolf, he, he would be terrible!"

I was startled, all the hairs on my body stood on end, and my feet became half soft all of a sudden.

Hurry up, I rushed towards Li Zangfeng's room, I hoped that he would not drink this cup of tea, and don't think about 1 and 0 at this time. What can I do if I leave behind a hidden disease! ?Li Zangfeng must never drink it down!

I walked all the way to the door of the room without panting, kicked the door open without saying a word, and rolled over the table and chairs. The bathtub looked empty from a distance, and it should have been washed.

I looked at the table again, no tea.

Looking on the ground, there is tea.

The teapot containing the tea was smashed, and the teacups were also broken into pieces.

Wait, did you drink the tea or not?

Where is Li Zangfeng?The room is so big, why didn't I hear his breathing?

I suddenly had a head as big as an ox, and began to search around. When I searched more and more urgently, I suddenly heard a sound of dripping water from behind. I turned around suddenly, and found that there was no one in the bathtub, and there was a pool of water stained with soap locust. In the water, the water was rippling, and the ripples spread rapidly, and a person suddenly jumped out of it.

It's like a leap on the toilet!

He just pulled out the bucket, soaring into the sky, and when he was about to hit the ceiling, he turned his hips and retracted, and fell to the ground with a huge pool of water.

But it also splashed water all over my body.

I wiped the water off my face and looked at Li Zangfeng helplessly.

He is Li Zangfeng, that's right.

But something is wrong.

He went into the water with his clothes on.

The clothes are brand new white clothes, soaked in water at the moment, under the transparency, the shape is clear, the color blocks are uniform and white, I stared at it for a while, and then I realized that he was not standing still, his hands were holding the handle of the bathtub, and his joints were as sharp as thorns .Her eyes were as red as fire, her black eyes were bloodshot, her hair was wet and dripping, and she wore a white jade hairpin on her head, as if she had been carefully groomed before, but now she was all in a state of embarrassment.

So he had already bathed and dressed before, and suddenly, he went into the water again.

Why is this?

"Li Zangfeng?"

I was thinking of Li Zangfeng, but Li Zangfeng didn't say a word.

He just stared at me with scarlet eyes, his face was flushed, and there was a trace of pure heat in his cold eyes, a kind of madness of a beast.Looking at me is not like looking at a person, but more like a giant forest beast coming out of hiding, looking at the prey in front of it, measuring the size of the throat and heart.

There is no warmth, no familiarity, only pure possessiveness.

The situation is not right.

Even if it is the medicine for tigers and wolves, it is only the amount of a cup of tea, with Li Zangfeng's skill, it will never be like this.

I turned my head with extreme unease, and looked at the teacup and teapot again, and found that there was tea dregs, but almost no tea liquid.

I felt cold in my heart, and when I turned around, I found that Li Zangfeng's face was blurred and chaotic, and his eyes became more fierce. He opened his mouth soundlessly, but his facial features and facial muscles twitched uncoordinatedly.Without any warning, he suddenly lowered his body and jumped forward, rushing towards me!

So he wasn't drinking a cup of tea at all.

He drank all the teapot in one go! !

Ahhh I'm screwed! ! !