Escape boss farming and pregnant

Since letting the man understand the connotation of harvest, Cass consciously followed him to work in the field every night.

The man just started to work in the field, Song Xiao didn't expect him to do something big, so he drew a small area - a dead tree in the corner of the back garden, as the man's field.

This place was reserved for men from the beginning, and it was not included in the scope of the previous design drawings. Now it is finally going to be reclaimed.

Seeing that he was going to cultivate this land, the man was taken aback for a moment.

Cass: "This, don't dig here?"

The shovel in Song Xiao's hand stopped, he didn't know, so he looked at the man, "What's wrong?"

Cass hesitated to speak, afraid of scaring the little guy, but after thinking about it, he explained, "You don't know much about the setting background of this game world, so you have never wondered why this castle is completely enclosed. ?"

This question really confused Song Xiao, "Why?"

Cass groaned and said, "Let me tell you a story."

Song Xiao nodded, and sat down with the man leaning on the small tree one after another.

The man begins to tell a story.

Cass: "The original appearance of this castle is that the little prince wakes up from the bed, surrounded by white flowers, and the white veil at the head of the bed is shaking gently, it looks like a pure white world.

The little prince was still very young at that time, only four or five years old, and the bed seemed very big.After he woke up from the bed, the first thing he saw when he left the bedroom was the magnificent castle. There was a lot of delicious food in the dining room, as well as servants, cooks and housekeepers. They all stayed in the castle to serve the little prince.

They said that the little prince was sick, and the duke and his wife asked them to stay and take care of them, but no servants were really willing to approach the little prince. They all said that the little prince had an infectious disease.

Everyone is locked here and no one can get out.

The little prince didn't know what an infectious disease was until he was bedridden and found himself slowly turning into a monster. The servants in the castle, even though they were far away from him, still died one by one, except for the little prince. The appearance of the monster miraculously survived. "

Cass glanced at the mound of dirt under Song Xiao's buttocks, "Later, the little prince buried the dead servants under this tree..."

Song Xiao's butt froze immediately, "..." So there is a grave under his butt?

Noticing the coward's fear, the man was very considerate. He took the little guy's arms, picked up the little guy whose legs couldn't be straightened, and moved him to sit on the flat ground on the other side.

Cass went on to tell the story of the little prince.

Cass: "After the servants died, the little prince who survived began to live alone in the castle.

At the very beginning, he was starved to death because the castle ran out of food. In the second week, the little prince learned how to change food and had something to eat, but the little prince was still too young to live and was scalded by boiling water. Wah-wah screamed, and rolled down the stairs again, dying inexplicably.After a lot of weeks, I learned more and more magic, and gradually I was able to take care of myself by myself. "

Cass: "Then the little prince grew up slowly until he became an adult, and the first player was ushered in the castle... As a result, the player was scared to death at the first sight of him. So there was the first mirror in the castle, Put it on the head of the bed in the bedroom, every day when the little prince wakes up, he squeezes his face, changes his skin, until he has the most handsome face in the world, isn't he very secondary?"

The man asked Song Xiao. Song Xiao stared at the man in a daze, and nodded in a daze. She didn't expect this face to be pinched, thinking that you can open a plastic surgery hospital, so she couldn't help touching the man's nose, "I think I Your nose is a bit collapsed, you..."

"..." Cass patted the little guy's hand, "Don't make trouble, your face is beautiful, still pinching? Are you planning to crush me?"

Song Xiao was amused, and after laughing, his eyes turned red again, and he rested his head on the man's shoulder, "And then?"

The evening wind tonight is quite comfortable, it doesn't blow people, the man's voice is scattered in the wind, softly, "After that player died, the game was reset again, the little prince grew up from a child again, Almost at that age, a new player was welcomed again, but the new player brought a rule at the same time, saying that the little prince is the boss of the game, and he can only go out if he kills the little prince, and then he killed the little prince...

The little prince actually liked him quite a lot. Finally, when he grew up, he met someone who came in to accompany him. However, the knife he stabbed was too fast, and the little prince didn't even react. "

Song Xiao hugged the man, and said in a blunt voice, "You are so stupid."

Cass was unconvinced, "...don't be like this, okay? I died and lived, and I was also very confused. I suddenly received the new word game. How long did it take you to come back to your senses when you first came to the castle? I waited outside the castle for four hours!"

Song Xiao pinched the man's shoulder to protest, but the man wrapped his hands around him, the protest was ineffective.

Cass: "After dying a lot, I learned to be smart. I realized the great healing technique. They couldn't kill me easily. I also learned revenge. Once they fucked me, I fucked them once, but I didn't dare to hit hard. , I'm afraid I'll really kill them... Compared to killing them all and resetting the game, I have to grow up alone again. I think playing an escape game with them, fighting and killing them, maybe It's more fun."

The man was a little sad, "But I didn't expect that even so, they would die... They began to learn to commit suicide, and the life in the castle made them crazy, even if I educated them, saying that I lived alone in the castle. It's been a hundred years, let them think about it, at least they still have me by their side, and it turns out that they are even more stimulated...

That round of the game was the best round I've ever played. It was very difficult to develop a lot of players, seven or eight, and they set a fire in the castle, and everyone was burned to death. "

Cass: "I'm very sad. The castle has only been so lively for hundreds of years, but they all died in the blink of an eye. They burned into burning people under my nose. I can see that they are in pain. Twisted in the fire, yet so painful, they still don't want to stay with me...

After that, it's this round of the game.I'm like an ultimate boss, they can't kill me, they can't kill themselves, and then the castle gets more and more players until you are the 13th, and the castle starts to look like it never was before. "

Cass glanced at the little guy on his shoulder, and felt that compared to himself, Song Xiao was more like an omnipotent magician, "I think you are really amazing, I never thought I could be peaceful with monsters Eat a few meals, be able to attend their wedding, and be able to dance with them at the ball.

When Huahua invited me to dance, I felt like my life had reached its pinnacle!She likes the big belly you designed for me very much. After touching it several times, I think she is a very good mother. I actually experienced maternal love from her... At that time, I wished I could get into her belly. "

Song Xiao: "..." You are really good at creating atmosphere, I almost cried.

Cass: "But when I think about it later, it's more reliable to give birth by myself, but why is my stomach still not moving after working hard for so long?"

Song Xiao covered her face, "...your stomach will never move for the rest of your life."

Cass: "No! I am the ultimate boss, I think I should be gifted and become the special man you mentioned."

Cass still wanted to blame him, and squinted at him, "My dear, is it your problem? I heard from Xingxing and Huahua that it took them so long to conceive because of infertility... Could it be that you are infertile? "

Song Xiao: "..."

Song Xiao wanted to hit someone, but after thinking about it, it seems that men are right at this stage, and his heart softened, and he admitted it to himself, "Well, under the current situation, I am indeed infertile...but That's because my reproductive cavity hasn't opened yet."

The man looked confused, "What is a reproductive cavity?"

Song Xiao blushed and buried her head, "It's the place where I can get pregnant."

Cass: "Oh."

Cass: "?????"

Cass: "!!!!!!" ⊙▽⊙

The man jumped up and stared at Song Xiao in shock, "What did you say? Are you pregnant???"

Song Xiao's eyes seemed to be looking at a second idiot, "Ah, you finally woke up~"

Cass remembered that he had been "preparing for pregnancy" for so long, and Cass was going to faint, "I feel like a fool!"

Song Xiao: "Don't feel it, you are."

Cass: "..."

The taunt from his sweetheart was extremely sharp, the man sat down again covering his heart, hugged his arms, stared nervously at his stomach, as if staring at a treasure, and asked him bluntly, "Then are you pregnant? "

Song Xiao convinced, "Are you stupid? Didn't I just say that... I'm currently infertile."

Bad news!Cass was about to die, he felt that his little heart couldn't bear such bad news, he wished he could hold them for three years, couldn't help but lifted Song Xiao's arm, "How can I cure your infertility?" Education??? Do I have to eat something to make up for it? For example, bullwhip, deer whip or something..."

Song Xiao was shocked, "Where did you know about these strange prescriptions?"

Cass: "I, I eavesdropped at Liu Shuo... I heard that his family used to treat his infertility, so they forced him to eat these things..."

Song Xiao: "... Liu Shuo is not easy either, his and Jiang Xue's children are too hard-won."

Cass: "Yeah, so I'll turn you into a cow and cut off the whip, so you can make soup and drink it yourself?"

Song Xiao: "..." Son, you haven't even figured out where to eat this stuff, which to supplement, and which to supplement, so why don't you guide others on infertility?

Besides, he is not infertile...

Song Xiao was defeated by the man's IQ, and said: "Don't mess around, I'm talking about infertility, it's not that I'm really infertile, but that I'm not old enough, my reproductive cavity will not open until I'm 20 years old, and that day I can truly be fertile. Conceive."

Cass snorted, curious, "Why did you get pregnant on that day? When you opened the genital cavity, did your body change?"

Cass was very curious about this question, but Song Xiao hesitated to speak, and his face gradually became serious as he raised this question.After a while, he seemed to remember something, and even cried in front of Cass with red eyes.

The whining sound was like a sad little animal.

"???" Cass was surprised and distressed. He didn't understand what happened, so he quickly picked up the little guy and went back to the room.