Escape boss farming and pregnant

Song Xiao's method of teaching is to draw a set of stick figures for Cass...

He is essentially a shy character, but the "menstrual period" forced him to go on the coquettish stage...

"Physical period" is the academic name Song Xiao gave to the period when he fell ill every time. His mother left early and never told him what the exact academic name of this period is, so he used his life experience in the human world , I got inspiration from girls' menstrual periods.

A girl's menstrual period is about 5-7 days, and there will be a difference between more and less, which is not too different from his "menstrual period". Each attack is usually a prelude to stress for about a week, and then reaches a long period of time. A few hours of explosive phase, then ended.

Generally speaking, Song Xiao is not very controllable in the final stage. He is close to 20 years old, and the explosive stress in recent years has become stronger year by year, making Song Xiao nervous every time this period comes, but the nervousness does not help... Girls are sometimes afraid. Dysmenorrhea, won't it come during menstrual period?

So Song Xiao, taking advantage of the fact that the "menstrual period" has not yet reached the final stage, with a simple nature ~ using the way of drawing, educates men on the basic work of pregnancy.

This is his best effort as a boy to impart Cass' "experience". He can't teach men the details of skills, right?

He's still a kid...

Just thinking about it, Song Xiao blushed.

However, Cass faced so many stickmen... It was very confusing. He couldn't understand what he was doing. Although the content was quite rich, it was too abstract, such as one stickman stacked on top of another. Choking, is this a fight?

Fighting can get pregnant?Are you kidding me?

And each picture has a stick figure with three legs!

Why do stick figures have three legs? ?

...There must be something wrong.

Cass made a suggestion, "True knowledge comes from practice, can we not use these abstract things?... I don't understand."

Song Xiao: "...If you don't understand, look at it more." After speaking, he went to sleep angrily.

Cass: "..."

After a night of sleep, the number of scales increased. Song Xiao even felt that if he looked at Cass more now, his heart would become hot and tight, so he woke up and quickly put on his clothes and went out.

The area of ​​the scales this time was larger than that of the last "period". Song Xiao couldn't help but shudder when thinking of the scene of the last "period".

This time there is a man by my side, I hope I can feel better.

Because he is not sure when the "menstrual period" will break out this time, Song Xiao's daily life these days is mostly carried out carefully in the intermittent stimulation of the "prelude". He stopped the farm work in the field, washing dishes and cleaning etc The workload is also reduced, except that the big guys are too expecting of his cooking skills, and he is still in the position of cook, so he doesn't do anything else.

Fortunately, the monsters also felt that he had too much work on weekdays, and consciously helped him share a lot of it. For the time being, no monsters have noticed his abnormality.

Song Xiao felt that the last stage of this menstrual period should be tonight, and he planned to take a bath early at night.

But early this morning, something happened to Huahua, she was crying and her mood was very unstable.

The big guys were very concerned, and hurriedly asked what happened, wondering if Huahua was feeling unwell, but Gu Gu helped to check, and it was all right; everyone suspected that Xing Xing had offended Hua Hua, Xing Xing shook his head and nodded again.

Red-eyed monster: "What's going on?"

Everyone was looking forward to it, and Xingxing finally confessed, "I'm sorry for Huahua, Huahua is pregnant...I haven't had time to marry her yet."

Song Xiao was stunned when he heard this, and the monsters were also stunned. The happy event of pregnancy was immediately distracted by the news, and some monsters scratched their heads, thinking that this seemed to be a problem.

The red-eyed monster was silent for a while, and he could understand Huahua's mood. He couldn't help but said, "It's okay, Huahua! Everyone is here today, so I will be the officiant for you. You two will get married in place today. Everyone will support you. The venue will be given to you." You arrange it, set up the banquet, from now on you will be Xing Xing’s wife, Xing Xing will be your husband from now on, the conclusion will be sealed after the ceremony, if Xing Xing wants to go back on his word, he will be his grandson!”

Xingxing hurriedly said: "I won't go back on my word! But can there really be a ceremony?"

The red-eyed monster giggled, "It won't be a big scene, we only have a few people, and there's not enough time, but it's okay to go through a process. Song Xiao, you are the little prince, what do you think? Is it okay?"

Song Xiao paused, nodded, and said with a smile: "No problem, it should be."

Just do it, the whole day of wedding preparation ceremony, and that's how it started.

Everyone was very intelligent and energetic, and the planned ceremony process surprised Song Xiao. It was very similar to the wedding ceremony of the bride and groom when he lived in the human world before, but it was simplified.

This even gave Song Xiao an illusion that the monsters seemed to be humans.

But he asked a few monsters individually, asking if they lived in the castle since they were young, and the answer was yes, and asked them if they knew the country and city he lived in before, and everyone hesitated and shook their heads and negation.

"Song Xiao, come and see the window grilles I cut?" Cass called him from behind, and the monsters he asked scattered away.

Song Xiao pinched his head, thinking that he might be superstitious. Cultural exchanges inherently have overlaps and commonalities. What's more, this is a game. The setting of the game world is linked to the designer. Maybe the designer once lived in the same room as him. Only people in one environment can cause the worlds on both sides to be somewhat similar, and lead to the humanization of so many npcs.

But humanized to this point... He might not be able to treat them as monsters.

Even the man he likes is a member of monsters, how can he treat them as monsters?

Cass pulled him to look at the window grilles he had cut. Song Xiao followed behind the man, feeling a little soft in his heart. It happened that a scale was born on the back of his hand today. It was small and faint, but it was held in the palm of the man's hand. .

The temperature in the man's palm was magnified, and the temperature quickly spread to his heart.

It's the man's job, it's on the sofa in the lonely living room, there are no monsters staying here, there is a pile of paper scraps on the sofa, scattered everywhere, and there is a pair of golden scissors.

The man's work was carefully placed on the coffee table. Cass used two fingers on one side to lift up the window grille and showed it to him.

I saw a particularly complex Chinese character pitted there. The hollowing was done very poorly. Many places were cut crookedly or even torn. It could be seen that it was sticky... and traces of hard work.

Fortunately, one stroke at a time, the appearance is still complete.

Song Xiao understood that it was a happy word, and praised, "So amazing? How did you cut out such complicated window grilles?"

Caston immediately felt comfortable, "They made a template, I traced the characters according to the template, and then cut out the place where it should be cut, isn't it not bad? It can be seen that it is a happy character, and they insisted that I cut it out completely. , I think they are blind!" Saying that, the little temper came up again.

Song Xiao smiled, "Don't worry, one day, you will have a good relationship with them."

The man froze for a moment, turned his face away, with a stinky face, "I'm not in a hurry, who cares about being friends with them? I finally cut a word, and they don't plan to use it, so it's useless... Who said it's useless Yes, I can paste this word on our bedside! It's bright red, it must look good!"

"..." Song Xiao blushed and turned away without saying a word.

The man followed up, "The monsters are all busy with the wedding tonight, I'm free, they don't care about me, why don't I help you? You are a chef, you must be very busy, let me help you ~"

Song Xiao was about to start preparing dishes for tonight, when he saw the man eager to try, he hesitated for a moment.

"?" Cass was stunned, stunned, "Song Xiao, why do you hesitate?... Could it be that even you despise me???!" QAQ

The man howled in pain, as if he had been hurt.

"..." Song Xiao was afraid, "...No, you can help me, wash the cabbage first."

Only then was the man satisfied, and hurriedly ran to the kitchen.

Song Xiao hesitated for a while, but he was actually worried about his stress reflex. His physical condition was already on the verge of danger. If it wasn't for the significant event tonight, he wouldn't be present for today's dinner.

He doesn't plan to let men and monsters know his secret yet, but if he reacts too much, it may be exposed early.

The habitual concealment since childhood has allowed him to find more sense of security in concealment.

However, the presence of a man by his side is purely a risk factor. The stress conditions given to him by a man are always the most sufficient. With others, maybe he should be more careful, and nothing will happen if he does not touch him closely.But for a man, just one more look can get him over the top...

Song Xiao could only lower his physical and psychological sensitivity by burying his head in his work.

However, this made Cass dissatisfied. He washed a lot of vegetables, and they were very, very, very clean, but the little guy didn't have a word of praise.

There is no passion in a job without rainbow farts. Cass couldn't help but grabbed the freshly washed cucumbers, went to Song Xiao who was chopping vegetables, and blew in Song Xiao's ear, "Look! Look, is it clean? The kind you can eat directly!"

There is a small scale on the earball, which grew out two days ago. The color has deepened a little in the past two days, and it is no longer transparent, which means that the sensitivity is also stronger. When the man speaks, the breath is sprayed directly on it. It feels like someone is biting your ear.

The warm breath also got into the cochlea, scratching.

His whole body trembled slightly, and when he raised his eyes, there was still a long, thick cucumber in front of him...

"It's washed...it's really clean...um!" Song Xiao was distracted, and the edge of the vegetable cutting knife cut directly on his fingertips.

Cass let out a ghostly cry, and his reaction was bigger than him. He quickly patted the kitchen knife in his hand, and quickly retrieved the cotton swab to help him deal with it.

During the treatment, a crystal clear line of blood on the light white fingertips captured Cass' soul for a long time.

The author has something to say: Thank you little angel Xinxi for the 10 bottles of nutrient solution