Broken-up ex-boyfriends come back

Armed Detective Agency.

Osamu Dazai skipped work not once or twice, every day he was either on the way to suicide or on the way to invite women to commit suicide.

Everyone in the detective agency is also used to the fact that Kunikida Doppo yells at Osamu Dazai every day after being disrupted from the plan in the 'ideal' notebook.

In the office, after Kunikida Doppo yelled at his colleague who missed work on the phone as usual, he suddenly froze for some reason.

Be fooled again.

Everyone thought of this in their hearts while doing the work at hand.

This is also the usual thing.

Almost every time it ends with the poor honest guy being fooled by his black-hearted, wicked partner.

But what is different today is——

Edogawa Ranpo, who was eating potato chips, shook the packaging bag to check the portion, and said casually, "Kunikida, be careful that you've been deceived again."

Then he poured all the remaining broken potato chips into his mouth, stuffing his cheeks bulgingly.

So Kunikida Doppo who calmed down instantly recalled all the scenes of being deceived in the past, took a deep breath and shouted at the whole office with a very violent momentum——

"Dazai this guy not only skipped work today to meet the so-called true love girl, but also specifically asked me not to tell you!"

Then he turned to Edogawa Ranpo who had just reminded him, this famous detective with the ability to see through the truth in an instant, asked with respect, "Mr. Ranpo, what do you think?"

The black-haired man in the tea-colored hat sat back on the chair, opened one eye and looked at the glass bead held flat in his hand, turning it gently.

The light refracts through the glass beads to create a beautiful turquoise blue.

"He's telling the truth this time."

Facing the shocked eyes of everyone in the detective agency who stopped their work, Edogawa Ranpo continued without paying attention: "And that woman should have something to do with me."

"what!?"

This is comparable to that suicidal maniac who suddenly said one day that he didn't want to commit suicide and wanted to work hard, causing a violent crustal movement in their hearts.

Edogawa Ranbu stopped the movements in his hands, closed his right hand into a fist, and put the glass bead on his thumb.

Osamu Dazai has skipped work since the last two days, and he didn't know what he was investigating, and when he went back to the detective agency once during the period, he asked an inexplicable sentence——

"Mr. Ranpo, do you think there is a supernatural ability in this world that can erase the specific memories of several people at the same time?"

At that time, I looked at the other party for a while before opening my mouth: "Everything is possible in the world."

"That's right."

Although Osamu Dazai seemed to be skipping work as usual afterwards, he still found that the other party seemed to be avoiding him on purpose.

Unknowingly, he became curious, so he casually reminded Kunikida when he called.

And that sentence - Osamu Dazai deliberately told him not to tell the detective agency about it...

Normally, other people don't even bother to ask about this situation, that is to say, the one who has to hide it is himself who recently noticed something wrong with him.

Erase the specific memories of several people... True love... Worrying about being discovered by myself... That inexplicable phone call four years ago...

So, this woman has a relationship with me, and...

Edogawa Ranpo flicked the glass bead on his thumb into the air, grabbed it in his hand when it fell, and put it back in his pocket.

He stood up and patted the potato chip residue on his body, stretched out his index finger to the brim of his hat, and completely opened those green eyes.

"Maybe it's my unknown ex-girlfriend."

The unknown ex-girlfriend Yakai Riho put down the water glass in her hand, watched the black-haired young man answering the phone with one hand, and sat back in his seat with the other hand in his pocket.

Osamu Dazai heard Kunikida Doppo gritted his teeth, "Do you think I've been cheated so many times and still believe you!" ? ''I have to say anything this time...', then I heard something and suddenly stood up-'What! ? ’, accompanied by the chaotic sound of chairs and table contents clattering to the ground.

"Ah, it was discovered."

He leaned on his forehead and stopped listening to the voice on the other side of the phone who had lost his attention here, and hung up the phone directly with a sigh.

"Although I thought it would be too long to hide Mr. Ranpo, but this is too fast."

The smile on Mihai Riho's face froze immediately.

"Random?"

Although I had heard the words "detective agency" before, I didn't expect it to be that detective agency.

——A detective group specializing in dangerous work that cannot be entrusted to the military and police, the only armed detective agency in Yokohama.

It is also where one of her ex-boyfriends, Edogawa Ranpo, lives.

"That's right." Osamu Dazai pretended to be surprised as he put away his phone, "Didn't you say that before? Oda Saku and I joined the Armed Detective Agency two years ago and became colleagues of Ranpo-san. "

"By the way, didn't you always feel insecure at the beginning? Now that I have changed my mind and joined a formal organization, I have a stable salary and insurance. Do you want to die with me?"

"If you remove the last sentence, maybe I will believe you."

Mihai Riho looked at him expressionlessly.

"Although I always thought you were lucky, I didn't expect you to be alive and kicking after four years of unremitting suicide. This vitality can be compared to the miracle of the world."

"However..." At this point, she regained some of her former helplessness and familiarity, "I'm glad you're still alive, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai leaned forward, put his elbows on the coffee table, and looked at the girl with a smile on his chin with his hands.

"It really fits Riho's answer."

...hasn't changed at all.

"Speaking of which, wouldn't it be fine if you didn't remind me of that sentence before?"

Now things seem to be getting more complicated.

She has already started to think, what if Ranpo Edogawa really finds something, or recovers his memory and comes to him?

"If you don't remind me, that guy Kunikida will start complaining about me skipping work again as soon as he hangs up the phone."

Osamu Dazai let himself lose his balance and fell sideways on the sofa, then turned around and lay on his stomach, writhing around like a caterpillar while thinking.

"When investigating this matter a few days ago, Mr. Ranpo discovered something was wrong. I thought that just in case this keen detective would notice something because of Kunikida's complaint, so I specially reminded him. According to the usual words He should be fooled by me..."

"Well, so someone reminded him, it must be Mr. Ranpo, ah, he should have been more cautious at that time, but at that time, he never thought that he would be my rival in love..."

Yahai Riho: "This is the so-called self-inflicted."

She recalled Nakahara Nakaya getting drunk and muttering about how bastard Dazai was.

Then Dazai's cell phone rang again.

"It's so troublesome, why are people always interrupting my warm reunion with Riho? Could it be Kunikida again, or is it Ranpo first..."

The mumbling words suddenly stopped after seeing the caller, and he picked up the phone——

"Is there something important to call suddenly? Odasaku."

"Yes, where are you now? I need to find you for something important."

The voice from the phone was extremely flat, talking about something important but not a trace of anxiety could be heard at all.

Osamu Dazai, who was still lying on the sofa and tilted his head sideways to answer, was silent for a few seconds.

"Isn't the important thing you're talking about bringing Mr. Ranpo to disturb my date?"

Then he heard that the other party seemed to take the phone away a little bit, and said to the person next to him——

"Sorry, Mr. Ranpo, Dazai already knows that you want to find him."

"Also, since it's a date, isn't it good to interrupt?"

"After all, it's hard to find a woman you like. If you leave a bad impression and come back and cry, it will be troublesome."

"Master Detective has a hunch, if I don't bother now, I will be the one who should cry later!"

The owner of another voice snatched the phone and said angrily, "Dazai, where are you now, please tell me..."

Osamu Dazai quickly took the phone away.

"Ah, the signal here doesn't seem to be very good, it's so strange, ah, it seems to be cut off..."

Yakai Riho witnessed how he acted so well, and then hung up the phone neatly.

Then he said to himself with a serious face——

"As expected of a detective, I actually thought of using Oda Tsukuru to spoof the location. Fortunately, I was quick enough to see through his plot."

What a conspiracy!

Mihai Riho: "Let's think about how to coax him when he finds us."

Osamu Dazai buried his face in the sofa as if he had lost hope.

"Yeah, I have to think about how to fool this famous detective."

"Don't misinterpret what I mean!"

Yakai Riho let out a breath, looked at the black-haired young man who was muffled because of his sullen face, stood up and walked over.

"And let me ask, what are you doing?"

"Try to suffocate yourself."

Then he was grabbed by the clothes on the back of his neck and lifted his head. He blinked and turned to look at the girl who seemed to be frowning slightly because of his weight.

"By the way, Riho, why don't we elope! Then Mr. Ranpo won't be able to find us!"

'Snapped--! '

Yakai Riho let go of his hand in an instant, allowing the opponent's head to fall back on the sofa, watching him "ow" and then pretending to hold his nose and crying——

"Rio is too much."

"It's even more extreme for you who obviously invite others to die in love and elope."

Yakai Riho was completely unmoved.

This person's expression is more lively than before, in short, it is 'Yan Yi'.

"But Riho really wants to think about how to coax Mr. Ranpo later."

Dazai sat up slowly from the sofa, tilted his head and stretched the side of his neck.

"Wait?"

Mihai Riho froze for a moment.

Didn't he just tell the other party the location?

Osamu Dazai stretched lazily.

"Ah, it's almost time to arrive."

As soon as the voice fell, the door was knocked as he said, accompanied by the sound of bluffing and anger——

"Dazai, I know you're inside, open the door quickly! Don't think that you're not there if you don't make a sound. I already asked the staff to trace the signal when you answered the phone!"

Yakai Riho came to the door with an indescribable expression on her face.

She's not ready yet!

Then as soon as I opened it, I saw the famous detective with his hands on his waist and whimpering.

Although he is already a 26-year-old adult, he is still as childish as before.

The other party froze for a moment after seeing her, then opened those green eyes and looked at her fixedly.

"It really is my ex-girlfriend."

Then, with an even more angry appearance than before, he wronged and accused——

"It's still the ex-girlfriend who abandoned me!"