Beat the enemy card brother [comprehensive martial arts]

Xu Shijiu is very talented, his nose is better than a dog's nose, and he came to find Yiermi just as he was about to start a fire.And he said eagerly, "I'll make it for you, I happened to bring the seasoning."

Yi Ermi glanced at him, and acquiesced without comment.Although I am not very optimistic about Gong Jiu's level, so if it tastes bad after a while, under the principle of not wasting food, let Gong Jiu eat it all by himself!

Gong Jiu came prepared, got a few more crabs, and an eel came up.While processing the food, I distracted him by chatting with Il fans, so that I could take the opportunity to add the 'seasoning'.

"Why do Il fans want to be a killer?" Gong Jiu remembered that he said that this is a family business, but before that, he had never heard of such a blatant killer company: "If you are not in this family, do you want to What are you going to do?"

"Huh?" Yi Ermi thought about it carefully and said, "Probably he will be a boss."

I didn't expect it to be this answer. Could it be that Il fans are interested in doing business?Thinking of his appearance as a money fan, it doesn't seem strange... But if he is a businessman, he will definitely be a profiteer!

"What kind of business do you want to do?" Gong Jiu felt that killers and dead men must be forced to do it. If there is no reason, how can anyone be willing to do this kind of work?

"Huh?" Yi Ermi felt that Gong Jiu felt very strange: "Of course it's a killer business!"

"Build a powerful killer organization, train many killers, receive missions every day, count money at home, and count money..." Yier fans' eyes are almost turning into symbols of money, and they are looking forward to it "That's really wonderful! We have to hire a thousand dessert chefs with their own strengths, and each meal has a different pattern..."

In fact, what he is doing now is working hard towards this goal, but... the progress is too slow.

Jiu Gongzi (facial nerves dead): "...Oh."

That is very thoughtful!Do you want to praise you?

Forget it, my conscience will hurt!

Gong Jiu turned over the seafood in his hand, stared at it and said: "A killer needs a lot of strength, and Yiermi is very powerful."

"Of course." Ilmi readily accepted Gong Jiu's compliment to himself, "But it's not necessarily true. Strong force is the foundation, and other aspects are also important, such as intelligence analysis, planning and adaptability, and even intuition. They are all very important. The Dadi Hakka family teaches students according to their aptitude. Unfortunately, other people are not as versatile as I am. After all, as the eldest son of the Dadi Hakka family, he must be the best! But everyone has their own strengths and contribute to the development of the family together. ..."

Hearing all kinds of praises from Yier fans for their killers, all kinds of bragging about the beating enemy family, and all kinds of narcissism about himself...Gong Jiu expressed his head is big!How he couldn't think of bringing up this topic!

"Alas," sensing that Gong Jiu's mood seemed a bit depressed, Il fans thought about the possible 'reason' and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Actually, you are alright, although you may never reach my level." An excellent killer can still pass with a little effort."

This is God's comfort technique, is that what you taught your younger brothers?You weren't killed...well, you do have high strength!

Jiu Gongzi was so tired, he didn't want to think about anything, he just concentrated on grilling his seafood.

However, it doesn't matter if Gong Jiu doesn't want to talk, Yi Ermi seems to be addicted, and starts to complain non-stop.

"None of my four younger brothers is worry-free. Two of them have not received family education since they were young. It should be said that there are actually three. The other is because his father spoiled him too much...the only one accepted He is educated and has mediocre qualifications, so he has no ambition to be a killer at all."

Assassin's self-motivated...Gong Jiu also wanted to make complaints about it. To be honest, after listening to Yi Ermi's description, he felt that his younger brothers were normal people and reacted normally...

However, Nangongling, Wuhua, Ximen Chuuxue... There is one more thing I don't know, these people seem to have nothing to do with each other?Is it the younger brother that Ilmi caught from which valley?Although it was unlikely, Gong Jiu couldn't help but doubt it.

"It's baked, eat it while it's hot!" Gong Jiu handed him the big shell, the subtext was: Eat quickly, shut your mouth!

It looks good. I smelled it closely. I don’t know what seasoning was added. It smells very good. It seems that it is not a dark dish like sashimi.Yiermi took out a piece of tender white shellfish directly in his mouth, which tasted good.

"How is it?" Gong Jiu looked a little nervous, the muscles hidden in the clothes were all tense.The effect of the medicine should not be very fast, in case the fans of Il find out in advance...he must be ready to jump up and run away at any time!

Thinking of Yier's ghost-like speed and claws that can easily pick out a person's heart... Jiu Gongzi is also a little scared.

"Huh?" Yi Ermi suddenly uttered a sound, and Gong Jiu reflexively jumped away, keeping a certain distance from him.

Yi Ermi didn't move, took another bite of the thing in his hand and chewed carefully: "What seasoning did you add?" He felt that his cells became extremely active, and even wanted to fight the little old man for [-] rounds, but he obviously It's not Hisoka's kind of fighting madness, how could he have such an impulse?More effective than stimulants...

What's the situation?To discover or not to discover?Cold sweat broke out on Gong Jiu's back.It should be something, but it may not be what I thought.

"Do you want to try it? It feels good.?"

Gong Jiu: "..."

He really wanted to question the little old man, did the medicine expire? !

Or... just wait a little longer, what if it's an Il fan bluffing?

He just stood there and watched Yi Ermi feasting, eating up all the food for the two of them, and still looked like he couldn't finish it.Gong Jiu didn't even know what expression to put on!He imagined many kinds of results, but there is no such situation that Yier fans will not be affected at all... The little old man clearly vowed that even if it reaches his level, it will be affected. This Yier fan... ....

Yi Ermi found out two pieces of pastry from somewhere and shared them with Gong Jiu, it's a good deal, Gong Jiu's meal is very delicious, anyway, the pastry is also made by his sister, it's not a loss.

Gong Jiu's expression was stiff, and he took the pastry uncoordinatedly with his limbs. Is there a choice whether to eat or not?

The cakes made by the Palace Master, in order to cater to the tastes of Il fans, they are not as talented as beef soup. It is almost a small amount of flour and a large amount of sugar, or the purified sugar.. ....It's not that poison is better than poison, the kind that can probably poison and dumb you in one piece!Except for Il fans, no one really can stand it, the key is his attitude of not rejecting anyone who comes, which made the Palace Master even more interested...

"It shouldn't be that sweet this time." Yi Er was confused.Just soaked in the sea for a while, the salty taste can be neutralized by the sweet taste, right? (No wonder!)

When eating in the evening, Jiu Gongzi sat there unresponsively poking the rice with his chopsticks. Now he feels like eating anything, even the rice is so sweet that he wants to vomit.He decided to explicitly ban the palace lord from entering the kitchen!

He raised his eyelids and looked at Yi Ermi, who had a huge appetite, and thought to himself that he must be retaliating on purpose!But Gong Jiu is still very curious why it doesn't work, is it possible that it has expired?

Seeing that Yi Ermi didn't intend to pursue further, Gong Jiu asked boldly.

"This, it's not useless." Yi Ermi answered Gong Jiu's question very carelessly, and asked, "Have you tried it?"

I'm not crazy, how could I just try something like this?Gong Jiu thought about it, it’s not right, you still eat so much if it works, is it his donkey’s?

"Brother Jiu, what's wrong with your voice?" Hearing Gong Jiu's hoarse voice, the Palace Master asked concerned: "Do you want me to make you a bowl of beef soup to moisten your throat?"

Shut up you can!Gong Jiu has never hated this sister so much!When making beef soup, concentrate on making beef soup and making pastries!Also, when did you have the illusion that beef soup buns can cure all diseases?

"Why don't you see Wu Ming and Sun Xiuqing?" In private, Gong Jiu never called the little old man politely.

The palace lord is very dependent on her godfather: "Daddy has guests, so he won't eat with us." As for that guy Sun Xiuqing, who knows what she's up to!

"It seems like I haven't seen her for a long time." Yiermi said suddenly, it has been two days since she received Sun Xiuqing's dessert.

The 'guest' that the little old man was busy dealing with was naturally the Yu Luocha family who had come here uninvited. He really wanted to fight with Yu Luocha, but he didn't want to be tricked by him.And the other party brought their son, didn't Yi Ermi say that his son was in their hands?What's the situation?Vengeful?

And Sun Xiuqing, who was nagged by Yi Er, was rolling on the bed holding her stomach.After traveling for so many years, this is the first time she has been punished by that system!I don't know what's wrong with it, it was obviously very Buddhist, but suddenly I became anxious!

In order to urge her not to be passive and sabotage her work, she hurried to find Ximen Chuuxue, and the punishment was very severe!

Does my aunt know that it hurts?Punish you for an hour of pain and enjoy yourself!

Too cruel!Miss Sun bit her lip and stood up tremblingly. She couldn't just sit around and let the system bully her. Don't forget, she was the one who hugged her thigh!

It hurts like hell!IL fans help! ! !

This girl's trust in Yi Ermi is probably too blind, otherwise why would she think that he can cure dysmenorrhea?

Yu Luosha struggled with the little old man for a long time before following in. The first scene she saw was: a pretty-looking woman was covering her belly with one hand and clutching his elder son with a helpless expression on her face...

His first reaction was: son's efficiency is good!What I expected was right!

What Yu Tianbao thought was: a love triangle?To win love?

There is no need to doubt, it is definitely his sister who hit the knife!

Il fans: ...

Long time no see, brother's skin is itchy again, what should I do :)