The Sabbath

A reader from another world tweeted that if Ma Fan was a hardworking person who got up early, what he would see when he opened the door early in the morning was: two bald naked corpses on the big red bed staring straight at him.

Uh huh, Ma Fan is indeed a hardworking person who gets up early, but he is also a considerate person. He gets up early to wash up. He walked to the door of Ronggui and the others, coughed, and then knocked on the door .

Ronggui was still sleeping on his back, but Xiaomei was woken up by his knock.

Even when it is turned off to clear the memory and charge, Xiaomei still does not give up vigilance. Xiaomei installed a program for herself that "it will automatically turn on when it receives a certain sound".

The door knocking sound is also one of the "specific sounds".

"Understood, we will get up." If it was the time when she first met Ronggui, Xiaomei would probably not pay attention to other people's knocks on the door, let alone respond to each other. Of course, if it was Xiaomei at that time, she probably would not There will be the behavior of "shut down and sleep".

"Okay~ I'll wait for you at the door~ I'll take you to the cafeteria to eat... Smell!" Ma Fan's brisk and energetic voice came from the door.

Hearing the sound of the other party's footsteps gradually moving away, Xiaomei sat up straight from under the big red quilt.

Habitually looked at the time, the current time: five o'clock in the morning.

Xiaomei: =-=What are you doing so early?

Xiaomei didn't realize that his life has become very regular under the influence of Ronggui.

The two little robots get up at six o'clock every day on average, and turning on the machine a little earlier is considered "unreasonable" in Xiaomei's mind.

In no hurry to wake Ronggui up, Xiaomei first got up and dressed herself, and then tore off the red quilts on the two of them from the bed, and he left, Ronggui was still covered with the quilt, so this move It was equivalent to tearing the quilt off Ronggui's body.

If it's a human body, uh...it might be a bit cold, but the two of them are robots, and they don't feel much under the quilt.It was Ronggui who insisted on sleeping like he was sleeping, and the two of them carried bedding everywhere.

Of course, they had successively purchased the bedding in Yedehan City and Sisiro City, but they didn't take the bedding from Rhubarb now.

After Xiaomei folded the quilt, she began to put on her shoes.

When he was putting on his shoes, he inevitably squatted down. He was squatting beside the bed to put on his shoes. Xiaomei was small and her eyesight was lower than that of ordinary people. When he put on his shoes, he reflexively looked under the bed Suddenly, the sky-like eyes of the little robot met with a pair of trembling little eyes inside.

It's the chicken.

I was caught by Ronggui yesterday. When I entered the house, Ronggui threw it on the ground. In the blink of an eye, the little thing disappeared. Ronggui said don't worry about it, let it get used to it. The environment is fine, Xiaomei...well, Xiaomei didn't plan to care about it from the beginning.

But from this point of view, the little guy probably stayed under the bed all night, "adapting to the environment".

Looking at Xiaomei with wet eyes, Xiaoji's body was still trembling slightly, looking down, Xiaomei saw under the bed, under Xiaoji's body...

A little puddle of chicken shit.

Xiaomei: =-=

Without speaking, Xiaomei waved her hand expressionlessly.

The little thing immediately waved its little wings and jumped away from the chicken droppings.

Xiaomei put on the mask she carried with her, got under the bed, and began to carefully...

Clean up chicken poop.

= - =

He cleaned up very carefully. First, he sprayed the poop with a softening spray (←carried with him), then scooped up the softened poop with a small shovel (←carried with him), and then used a small brush and a small dustpan (←also Take it with you) sweep the poo into the dustpan and finally, wipe the floor down with a rag (← still take it with you).

After finishing all this, Xiaomei looked around for a week, making sure that there was no other chicken shit under the bed, and then he crawled out from under the bed with a blank expression, and then——

As soon as he came out, he felt two slender legs hanging down from both sides of his head.

Before he could react, in the next second, he felt that his head and neck were tightly clamped by those two thin legs!

With difficulty, he turned his head 180 degrees upwards from the opponent's shackles, and the expressionless face of the little robot with sky blue eyes met the panicked face of the little robot with big black eyes.

Ronggui: Oh! ! !

Xiaomei: =-=

Then Ronggui immediately let go of his legs, and he hurriedly explained: "Just when I got up, I saw a big head crawling out from between my legs, it scared me to death! Why is it you!"

"Oh my god! Xiaomei, what are you doing under the bed instead of sleeping in bed early in the morning?"

Xiaomei: ...

Xiaomei really didn't want to say that he went in to clean up bird droppings, so he didn't say anything.

Maintaining the posture of kneeling and sitting between Ronggui's legs, the two little robots froze.

Just at this time--

"Xiaomei, Agui, how are you two getting ready? I've been waiting for you at the door for a long time—" Mar Fan's loud voice came from the door, and with a "click", the door was pushed open from the outside up.

Across Xiaomei (with a blank face) in the middle, Ronggui and Ma Fan looked at each other from a distance.

Rong Gui watched as Ma Fan's expression first relaxed and relaxed, then quickly turned into surprise, and finally a large red color flooded the young vampire's face.

"Ahhh! Sorry! I interrupted you!" He yelled and closed the door vigorously. Ma Fan ran away with a red face.

Ronggui: =mouth=

His reaction was not fast, at first he didn't realize what the other person meant, until he instinctively wanted to ask Xiaomei, he lowered his head, and met the expressionless man who squatted up between his legs. Xiaomei's blue eyes... when.

Ronggui: =mouth=∣∣∣

Oh my god!I was misunderstood!

Hugging his bald head, Ronggui wanted to yell to vent, but after a while his eyes met Xiaomei again.

Xiaomei still looked at him blankly, looking carefully, Ronggui felt that he could almost see the little question marks dotted beside Xiaomei's head~

The silver-white mechanical hand was still gripping the big bald head, but he couldn't make a sound, and the expression on his face changed several times, and finally turned into a weak smile.

"Xiaomei, good morning..." As always, it was too early for Ronggui to ask Xiaomei.

"Good morning." Xiaomei also replied him with a blank expression as always.

After replying, Xiaomei got up from her original position. When she got up, she happened to see Ronggui's shoes at hand. He picked them up and handed them to Ronggui.

After doing this, he went straight to the direction of the trash can - dumping chicken shit.

Ronggui started to shake off Xiaomei's folded clothes the night before and put them on. When he was getting dressed, Xiaomei had already cleaned up the used brushes, dustpans, etc. Seeing that Ronggui had got off the bed, he straightened up. Come here and continue making the bed.

Xiaomei is really capable~

While fastening the buttons, Ronggui looked at Xiaomei in admiration.

But I just don't care much about the clothes.

Noticing a few indentations on Xiaomei's clothes, Ronggui immediately took out the spray that he carried with him from his pocket, pulled Xiaomei to spray it a few times, and then gently pulled Xiaomei's clothes, and Xiaomei's clothes became smooth.

After checking Xiaomei, Ronggui turned around again, asking Xiaomei to see if there was anything wrong with her.

After both of them confirmed, Ronggui took Xiaomei out.

Ronggui took the lead to go out, and Xiaomei was in charge of closing the door.

When closing the door, Xiaomei suddenly heard a weak "chirp" sound from behind the crack of the door, and he immediately fixed the door panel that was about to close in place.

Looking down at the crack of the door from a height, not long after, accompanied by a weak "chirp", a small head poked its head out of the crack of the door.

The wet little eyes looked at Xiaomei.

Xiaomei didn't move.

That little body quickly got out from behind the crack of the door, and then, the furry little guy waved his little fleshy wings and ran towards Ronggui's back.

Xiaomei: ...

He then slowly closed the door.

Ma Fan at the door was talking to Ronggui shyly and timidly. Seeing Xiaomei coming out, although Ma Fan was a little embarrassed, he still greeted Xiaomei, and then led the two of them along the wooden bridge to the restaurant we visited yesterday. .

"It's Grandpa Uncle—that is, Grandpa Allen's shop~ His shop is the largest. Grandpa Zeng usually lives with him, and we eat three meals a day there." As he walked, Ma Fan explained with.

"However, the cooks are different. Grandpa Alan made another schedule, and different people cook every day."

"Maybe you are not used to it? The way so many people eat together every day... Uh, it is also stipulated by Grandpa Allen."

"Grandpa Zeng is getting old, he likes to be lively."

Allen's voice is not loud, although he looks like a standard foreigner with blonde hair and blue eyes, but what he said... Don't say it, he is really his fellow countryman~

"We used to eat together as a family. There were too many people and we had to fight for the food. But now that I think about it, it's the time when the food is the most delicious."

"Hey?" Ma Fan was stunned, looking at the little robot Ronggui who was talking and laughing with him next to him, he originally wanted to say that you are not a robot, can't robots not eat?

However, he quickly realized: robots are also transformed from normal people, and Ronggui must have used his own body to eat in the past.

For this simple half-grown youth, the mechanical body was a choice he had to make because of a serious problem with his original body. After all, what a wonderful thing it is to be able to breathe and eat delicious food?

So he was considerate and didn't ask any more questions.

Chatting all the way and going all the way, time will pass quickly, and it didn't take long for them to arrive at the restaurant they visited yesterday.

"We're coming!" Before entering the door, Ma Fan shouted happily, and then——

His head was hit hard with a rice spoon.

"You idiot! I asked you to come here before 45:[-] to prepare breakfast for the guests! Why did you bring the guests over?!" The person who hit him on the head was Ma Fan's father, the same blond man .

"Huh? I thought you wanted me to bring guests over for dinner..." Ma Fan whispered, hugging his head aggrievedly.

"It's okay! If possible, I would like to see how you cook~" Ronggui hurried over to smooth things over: "I haven't eaten the food from my hometown for a long time, and I actually don't know how to cook it. It would be the best if you can cook and eat by yourself..."

Ma Fan's father readily agreed.

Ronggui immediately happily followed him into the back kitchen, and then——

Not long after, he ran out from inside with a pale face.

= - =

The ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny. How could he forget that the main ingredients here are bugs?

The moment he saw those wriggling big white bugs, Rong Gui immediately ran out.

Xiaomei didn't run away and took Ronggui's place. He stayed and learned to cook with Ma Fan's father.

Instead, Ma Fan came out with Ronggui. Seeing Ronggui's nauseous look, he reflexively went over and gave him a pat, but he realized after he finished: huh?The other party is a robot...

With Ronggui, it is really easy to ignore his robot appearance.

It’s weird.

With this in mind, Ma Fan suggested to Ronggui: "Cooking requires more than bugs, we also need vegetables. Otherwise, you and I will pick vegetables together?"

Ronggui readily agreed.

Therefore, Xiaomei stayed in the kitchen to learn how to cook, while Ronggui started a beautiful day in the vegetable garden full of hometown flavor.