Take a look at the roommates who have different appearances

Chi Mu hides anxiously in his room, wanting to bite her nails.

Have you ever experienced the despair of drinking and kissing someone?Have you ever experienced the despair of getting drunk and kissing the same sex?Have you ever experienced the despair of drinking and kissing your roommate and remembering all the details clearly the next day?

Chi Mu didn't experience it before, but now he can hold his head high and say who hasn't experienced it yet.

But he dared not.

The object of his forced kiss is now in the living room outside the door, rummaging through boxes and cabinets, wondering if he found a 40-meter-long knife, and is sharpening it eagerly, preparing to give him a heart-warming blow.

Chi Mu was so frightened by her own imagination that she shivered like a frightened two-hundred-pound orange cat.

what to do?What else can I do!If it's a man, I'll admit it.Besides, if you don't recognize that there will be countless days and nights in the future, it's just the difference between early death and late death.But it's a while to be able to die a little later!How precious is life~

Seriously, what the hell happened last night?He scratched his head and put the memory together.

It all started when he accidentally agreed to the invitation of his school girl and went to a party with a group of people.Roommates never liked these things, so Chi Mu had never agreed to it in the past, even though he was hot-eyed. As a result, this time he really agreed inadvertently, and was insisted by the school girl to definitely come.Chi Mu anxiously mentioned something to his roommate, but he didn't expect him to have a bad expression, but he still agreed and followed.

If there is a time machine, the present Twilight must pass through the past and kill the self at that time.

Afterwards, a group of people were terribly embarrassed because their roommates were there to vent the air-conditioning. Just as Chi Mu was about to say that we should leave first, the roommates went out to answer the phone.As soon as he left the stage, the goblins seemed to be finally liberated, and the demons danced wildly.Chi Mu got a headache from the quarrel, and deeply felt the wisdom and martial arts of her roommate.Before he recovered, it was that junior girl again, who came to comfort him with a colorful drink.

Chi Mu: "I have to go."

Junior girl: "Don't tell me, senior, everyone doesn't want to play after you leave."

Chi Mu: "Why is it so exaggerated? I really have to go, I'm not used to staying here, I'm so noisy."

Junior: "Hey, okay, okay." She said shaking the drink in her hand.

Chi Mu couldn't help asking, "What did you drink?"

Junior: "Hey hey, drink, but there is some alcohol in it."

Chi Mu couldn't stop looking at the bright colors, and heard the school girl say: "Speaking of which, this drink is not cheap. The boss is really generous. He gave it all away, which is quite a lot."

Chi Mu looked at the place she was pointing at, and there were rows of drinks, as if they were all saying: Come on, my lord~

It's all here, drink a bottle before leaving, Chi Mu thought.

Chi Mu swore he drank three sips!Oh my god, the three mouths are spinning like stars!The school girl drank a bottle and didn't react? ? ?

After the roommate finished making the phone call, Chi Mu threw herself into a bear hug, and the room was silent.

Roommate: "What's wrong?"

Chi Mu: "Hey hey hey you look like someone I know."

Roommate: "Did you drink?!"

Chi Mu: "Nonsense, she is not the girl of my dreams."

Roommate: "...Got it, go home."

Chi Mu: "But she's pretty enough, it's okay to marry and take home hehehe."

The audience gasped, the roommate was silent, gave up communication and took him to leave.

Roommate: "Chi Mu is drunk, let's go first."

Everyone: "A good boss is a good boss."

Chi Mu still didn't agree, clamoring to find the lover of his dreams, but his roommate dragged him out with a unicorn arm.

When he arrived at the door, he finally realized that he could not resist the power of the Great Demon King, so he pouted sadly and fell on his roommate's arm to rest peacefully.As a result, when he went out and saw that it was getting dark, Chi Mu jumped up suddenly: "Wow, the sun is back to sleep!"

Roommate: "Yeah."

Chi Mu: "Xiao Mu is going to bed too."

Roommate: "Yeah."

Chi Mu: "Fu Fu and Xiao Mu are together."

Roommate: "...OK."

Chi Mu: "Hehehe, there is one less."

Roommate: "Huh?"

Chi Mu raised her head and gnawed at her roommate with lightning speed: "Kiss goodnight, I want it every day."

The shock in the roommate's black eyes is what Chi Mu remembers most clearly, after that he was very sleepy, he fell asleep whenever he said, and fell unconscious.

It seems to have heard a sentence: "...Go back and clean you up."

Then I slept for almost a day and a night until the evening after waking up.

This is actually a coma, isn't it drunk? !

Memories are just a matter of a moment. It was too late and then too soon. He was about to open the door and sacrifice his life generously. A ray of light of life pierced through the darkness and descended on his WeChat.

[Empress: Son, come back for dinner tonight, don't take it with you forever. 】

Bufu, whose full name is Xie Bufu, is Chi Mu's friend who has known him for 20 years, a roommate who lives with him and the object of a strong kiss.

Chi Mu's heart trembled, and she was moved to tears by the belated mother's love.His mother liked Xie Bufu more than him since he was a child, but he never thought that at this moment his mother would actually give him a way out.

That's right, if you stay home for a few days, you may be able to recover soon, and this matter will be over.

Chi's mother's name is Mu Yanyan, and she is an erratic traveler. She spends only a handful of days at home. In addition, Chi's father always runs away with his wife, so the house is basically unoccupied.This is also the reason why Chi Mu didn't think about going home to hide in the first place.

Although there is a nanny and a housekeeper, but the physical needs are met, but the spiritual needs cannot be met. Who is not a little prince who needs company?

Well, the problem now is how to escape from my roommate's sight.Chi Mu was thinking hard, and once wanted to ask his friends to make a phone call to call him out.

He clicked on the dialog box of little friend A and wrote: You help me call Bufu and let him go out to play.Before sending it out, he stopped.

This will definitely not work!With Xie Bufu's IQ, he must have seen through it at a glance!And with the temperament of a little friend, he chased him and asked why, how can I tell people about this?

I forcibly kissed my roommate and now I'm running for my life, can you help me get him away?There is a kind of embarrassment in saying this to the little friend, and the little friend must have betrayed and Xie Bufu when he heard it.I can't think of any other excuse...

How about going out in an open and aboveboard manner?

No, no, this is courting death.

Or jump out of the window?

No, no, it's on the sixth floor, I'm afraid of being disabled.

Sure enough, it is better to pay him out!

So the question comes back again, how to pay Xie Bufu?

Chi Mu started biting her nails anxiously in the room.

Fortunately, God favored, I don't know why Xie Bufu went out at a steady pace.Hearing the sound of him closing the door, Chi Xianyu jumped up and flew out of the apartment at the speed of light without even thinking about it.

Chi Mu, who ran wildly to stop the car, frightened several drivers, restrained a bit of rabies, and managed to catch a taxi with his handsome face.

The female driver looked at him with a bit of pity.

Sitting in the back seat, Chi Mu, who had survived the catastrophe, let out a sigh of relief. These days, appearance is the proof of his peers.