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Xi Ge entered Lao Sa's room.

He did have one very important thing to ask Lao Sa alone.But before asking that very important thing, he suddenly remembered another thing.

Xi Ge: "Lao Sa, I have a question I wanted to ask a long time ago, why are the silver utensils and various kitchen utensils in our house so powerful?"

Lao Sa was in a state of depression.

He refused to answer Xi Ge's question.

He didn't want to tell Xi Ge that those powerful items were all Holy Light items, which he had specially collected over the years to deal with vampires—that's right, to deal with his master.

The contract between him and Xi Ge agreed that if Xi Ge died unexpectedly, he would be free.

So for a long period of time, Lao Sa racked his brains, bypassed the contract, and used various methods to cause various "accidents" in Xi Ge. Unfortunately, let alone death, the damage caused by those accidents to Xi Ge is not as good as it has been for many years. The previous Xi Ge did it himself, and Xi Ge has been living with salt for so many years, and has never turned back into a vampire at all, let alone being hurt by holy light objects...

Anyway, a lot happened after that.

For example, they were evicted, bankrupted, and homeless on the streets.

Today's Lao Sa is ashamed.

He no longer wants to kill Xi Ge, nor does he want to go back to hell.

He has a new life, watching "Baji Tiandi I Respect".

He hugged the book, turned over on the bed, and coldly rejected Xi Ge with his cold back.

Lao Sa didn't say anything, and Xi Ge didn't insist on getting an answer.

Most of the time, he is still relatively easy to talk, and he has confirmed that those very sharp items are holy light items through the old Sha's reaction.

He remembered that Lao Sa had a bit of hamster disease, maybe this demon's quirk is that he likes to collect holy light items, and it's okay to use holy light items to cut his nails.

However, although those holy light objects have no effect on me, they will have some effect on Pippi after all, so let's put them away later.

Xi Ge thought to himself, then he took a deep breath.

"Old Sa..."

Old Sa ignored Xi Ge.

Xi Ge ordered: "Lao Sa, listen to me carefully."

I rely on!

Under the influence of the contract, Lao Sa sat upright bitterly, pretending to be listening carefully, and said in a smooth retroflex: "My dear master, please speak, your servant listens carefully to your thoughts."

Xi Ge said succinctly: "I seem to be gay, have you taken any medicine that can make people not gay?"

The air was silent for a while.

Xi Ge looked at Lao Sa, and Lao Sa looked at Xi Ge.

Suddenly sharing his little secret with the old housekeeper, although Xi Ge's face was calm, his heart was still a little nervous, and he looked at Lao Sa nervously.

then.

Lao Sa: "No."

Xi Ge: "I don't believe it."

Old Sasha breathed fire: "GAYGAYGAY, so what about GAY! Is GAY amazing?! I usually dress, eat, clean, collect, pay and pay the management company. It's all fucking me. Forget it. I don't even know your sexual orientation now." Do you want to take care of it? I don't have any medicine to make you gay, and I don't care whether you are always gay or rolled in bed with a witch! Can you stop bothering me with such trivial matters, you know now The content of the contract we signed at the beginning, you can't think about how to fulfill the contract and counterattack Heaven!"

Xi Ge calmly listened to Lao Sa's long list of words.

After listening, he continued to calm down: "No."

This answer is too straightforward!

The old Sa felt sad and wailed loudly: "What crime did I do to be tied up with an unmotivated master like you?"

The other party cried so pitifully that Xi Ge was moved with compassion.

In any case, after all, it was my past self who was mean and shameless... Sigh.

He said, "Old Sa, do you really want to counterattack Heaven?"

Lao Sa: "Of course!"

Xi Ge: "Then suppose we counterattack Heaven and succeed, what are you going to do?"

Lao Sa: "Become the Lord of the Gods."

Xi Ge: "And then?"

Lao Sa was silent for a moment, probably never thinking about it.

After silence, he said: "Open up the road between heaven and earth, and continue watching TV dramas."

Xi Ge was speechless.

After a while, Xi Ge chuckled: "Then you'd better be my housekeeper."

After all, he opened the door, left, and closed the door in one go.

After coming out of Lao Sa's room, the surroundings were quiet for a while.

Xi Ge stood in the corridor, he failed to get what he wanted from the almighty housekeeper, and for a moment a slight sadness floated in his heart.

He took two steps forward, leaned against the railing of the corridor, and looked down at the living room downstairs.

Sorrow is like a small river, flowing from his heart, thousands of thoughts, all in the water.

He thought:

I thought of Pippi at the end of the world...

I actually like Pippi...

I turned out to be gay...

And it's worse than being gay, probably, as a gay, the person I like is homophobic...

and many more.

Thinking about it this way, it's fine if you don't love it, but if you are exposed, you will be disgusted by Pippi. I am really miserable.

It seems that there are only two ways to save me from being so miserable.

One is to straighten myself, the other is to bend the other side.

Xi Ge habitually used problem-solving thinking to think about life problems, but after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong.

Xi Ge changed his posture.

With his back against the railings and his lower back against the railings, he leaned back, looking from the ceiling, walls, windows, all the way to the sofa on the first floor.

He leaned back for a moment, then suddenly let go, and slipped down from the second floor.

He fell through the air, the stairs turned, the chandeliers were shining, and the oil paintings were colorful.

The moment he was about to hit the ground, he opened his hands like a bird spreading its wings, turned over deftly, and fell into the sofa.

Xi Ge was lying on the sofa.

He crossed his hands on his stomach and continued to think.

It's okay to straighten myself, but it doesn't seem good to bend Pippi.

Pippi is so homophobic after all.

If it's just for my pure bath friendship with him, then of course I can do anything to treat his homophobia, but if it's for my dirty friendship with him that ends up in bed, this, after all, is too despicable... …

The river is always flowing.

The water flows more and more, and the troubles become longer and longer. They meander downward and upward, with one twist and one twist, one step and three twists.

Xi Ge on the sofa fell into endless troubles.

His fingers were randomly scratching and pulling on the sofa next to his legs, and suddenly he touched something. He picked it up and saw that it was his mobile phone.

Xi Ge stared at the phone for a while, opened the phone book, and called Li Lifang.

Since I am really hesitant about this issue, let's find some outsiders to help solve it.

The call was connected quickly.

Li Lifang was confused: "Boss... is it too early?"

Xi Ge went straight to the point: "Do you have someone you like?"

Li Lifang suddenly became energetic: "No!"

Xi Ge: "Then you want to..."

Li Lifang was not only energetic, but also angry: "I don't want to! Burn, burn, burn! I'm a couple, let's die!"

Xi Ge: "..." I almost forgot, this guy has suffered serious emotional injuries.

He hung up the phone neatly, and before hanging up, he reminded Li Lifang: "Come to my house after class today, I have something for you."

Xi Ge continued to choose a person to communicate with on the phone.

In fact, as long as he wants, he can find the most powerful psychologist in the world for psychological counseling. For example, there is one in his mobile phone... a psychologist who has won many international honors and served as an honorary professor in a well-known school. His name is Shen Huaiyi.

However, Xi Ge didn't want to have a seemingly warm but cold therapeutic dialogue with the psychiatrist.

So he continued to flip through his phone.

He paused suddenly when he saw one of the numbers.

—Okay, it's up to you!

Xi Ge called his roommate, Zhang Fan.

The call was connected quickly, it was too early, and the person living in the school was still awake, and said in a daze, "Hey...who, you called so early, I don't know that there was thunder and lightning in the middle of the night yesterday, making people noisy all night Didn't sleep well?"

Xi Ge: "It's me."

Zhang Fan: "Gege?" He yawned a long time, "What's the matter with you? Can I help you roll your name in class?"

Xi Ge: "It's like this, I ran into something."

Zhang Fan: "What's the matter?"

Xi Ge was thinking about it. He recalled the posts he saw every day. It seems that now everyone agrees that "a friend of mine" is equal to "me". So, in order not to be seen through by the roommate, I'll change the term.

Xi Ge: "I saw a post and I was very concerned about it, so I called to discuss it with you."

Zhang Fan: "...now? 5:59 am?"

Xi Ge: "That's right, now, at 5:59 am."

If Zhang Fan appeared in front of Xi Ge at this moment or Xi Ge appeared in front of Zhang Fan, Xi Ge would be able to see that his mother's mental retardation was written all over his face.

But after all, there was a lot of distance between the two of them, so their conversation continued amicably.

Xi Ge: "In that post, the poster fell in love with the same sex."

Zhang Fan: "Then?"

Xi Ge: "The homosexuals he likes are homophobic patients."

Zhang Fan: "Uh, it's a bit miserable."

Xi Ge: "He is in deep distress, what should I do? Should I straighten myself, or bend the other side?"

Zhang Fan: "Hey, is he breaking carrots, can he bend as he pleases?"

Xi Ge: "Oh, it's easier to bend the other party than to straighten yourself..."

Zhang Fan: "He's so confident, he actually thinks he can handle homophobia?"

Xi Ge: "He is very rich, probably standing at 0.1% of the top of the country's pyramid; he is very capable, although due to various reasons he can't fully display his ability now, but when he recovers slowly, he will probably become a staring person Dead boss..."

Zhang Fan: "..."

Xi Ge said distressedly: "But the person he likes is also rich and capable, and he won't be particularly shocked by his money and ability. By the way, the person he likes is also very beautiful, a person with both The boy of the beauty of the statue and the beauty of the flower..."

Zhang Fan: "Young man?"

Xi Ge: "He's very old, but he looks like a teenager."

Xi Ge explained something and continued talking.

He pondered: "But even so, that person is still very good to him. As long as he acts like a baby to that person, that person will basically respond to his requests. So he feels that the probability of taking down that person is quite high, it's a big deal Just keep acting like a baby..."

Zhang Fan: "..."

Xi Ge babbled for a long time, and suddenly found that there was no sound on the other end of the phone.

He wondered, "Why don't you speak?"

Zhang Fan: "Mom asked me why I was kneeling to listen to the phone."

Xi Ge: "What do you mean?"

Zhang Fan: "The boss has money, and the boss can do whatever he wants."

Xi Ge: "You said that—"

Zhang Fan: "Is it very reasonable?"

Zhang Fan's voice stopped abruptly.

In the living room, Xi Ge hung up the phone and put aside the phone.

He suddenly turned over.

He felt that Zhang Fan had reminded him of something.

What about homosexuality?

I'm very nice to Pippi.

Pippi is also very kind to me.

What about gay guys?

I like Pippi.

Pippi likes me too, though not in the way I like him.

So what if it's homophobic?

Haven't heard others say that homophobia is a closet?

Since I like Pippi, I decided to do everything possible to catch up with Pippi!

Xi Ge suddenly sat up from the sofa.

He thought it through, made a decision, and acted immediately without delay.

He went back to the second floor and took a look in his room first. There was no one there, so he went to the next door, knocked on the door, and opened the door to enter amidst the sound of the other party calling to enter.

The door opened, and the air flow entered the room with people.

Rhine, who was sitting behind the curtain, turned his head away.

In a short period of time, he drew a lot of waste drafts. No matter what kind of drafts he typed, smiling ones, frowning ones, or those in school battles, those were not the things he most wanted to express in his heart.

Until then, there was a knock on the door.

Motes of dust floated in the morning light, he hid in a corner of confusion, saw Xi Ge pushing the door in the light, and called him.

"Pippi?"

The voice fell into the ears, and the love knocked on the heart.

His spirit suddenly focused on writing, and he flicked his wrist, tracing this scene on the paper.